Friday Night Funkin' Alpaca Remix

Friday Night Funkin' Alpaca Remix is a mod by NerdiestAlpaca. The mod adds:


 * Remixes of every song in the game
 * An additional original song for each week
 * Character Redesigns (Some more drastic than others)
 * An entirely rewritten storyline

Characters
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}BF= {{Character|headercolor=#febf00|name=BF|image=|gender=Non-Binary|species=Human|hair color=Blonde|eyes=Black}}

Differences

 * Their hair is now blonde instead of light blue. Also, it's more unkempt.
 * Their shirt is the same shade of yellow as their hair and has no symbol on it.
 * Their pants are now a more turquoise shade of blue.
 * Their sneakers are now brown instead of red.
 * Their cap is now a more pinkish red, with the blue brim being pink.
 * They now wear a scarf.

Lore
The partner of the unnamed kingdom's princess, BF is an avid singer and FGC player. After one fateful concert, they, along with Girlfriend, were given a mission from the king. Since then, they've taken on a few missions, to varying degrees of success.

Trivia

 * They are Non-Binary instead of a boy, hence just "BF" instead of "Boyfriend."
 * Their color scheme is based on Paprika from Them's Fightin' Herds.
 * In-universe, they are the top-ranked Rivals of Aether player in their region.


 * -|OG Boyfriend=

One of the other playable characters, straight from the original FNF.

Trivia
When you play as OG Boyfriend, Girlfriend will also be from the original game in every song except for Tutorial.


 * -|Fun-Size Alpaca=

One of the other playable characters.


 * -|Girlfriend=

Differences

 * Her hair is now blonde instead of auburn.
 * Her dress and heels are now ice-blue instead of red.
 * She now wears gloves and leggings at all times.
 * Her Christmas outfit is now a blue sweater.
 * She has a deer form.

Lore
She is the princess of the unnamed kingdom in which the mod takes place. She has latent magical powers which she is strictly forbidden from using-- though that might not stop her...

Trivia

 * Her color scheme and latent ice powers are based on Velvet from Them's Fightin' Herds.
 * -|King Dearest=

Differences

 * His skin is now gray instead of lavender.
 * His hair is now dark brown instead of dark grey. Also, he has very distinctive and bushy facial hair.
 * His shirt and pants are now royal blue instead of black. Also, he wears a cape.

Trivia

 * His color scheme is based on Stronghoof Hoofstrong, Velvet's father from Them's Fightin' Herds.
 * -|Victor & Topsy=

Differences

 * They are now completely original characters.
 * Victor, Skid's replacement, is an anthropomorphic bat.
 * Topsy, Pump's replacement, is a child in a clown costume.

Trivia

 * Topsy's design is loosely based on the design of Billy from The Walten Files.


 * -|Baphomet=

Differences

 * They're a completely different character than the original monster, with virtually zero similarities.

Lore
Baphomet is a friend of GF's, but King Dearest thinks they're a bad influence. In fact, the King's first mission given to BF and GF was to track down a "shadowy figure" that ended up being Baphomet. After the initial misunderstanding, BF and Baph became friends. Later on, it's revealed that King Dearest wasn't entirely wrong about Baphomet being a bad influence, as Baph warns BF to never tell GF's parents about any magical occurences, especially ones that seem like dark magic, implying Baphomet had some sort of influence over GF's discovery of her latent powers.


 * -|Pico=

Differences

 * His hair is now brown instead of orange.
 * His shirt is now a more turquoise shade of green. Also it's a jacket now.
 * His pants are now purple. Also, his sneakers have been replaced by boots.
 * He has visibly tanned skin. Also, he wears an eyepatch.
 * His gun has been replaced by a cutlass.

Lore
Pico was BF's best friend for many years. About 3 years before the events of the mod, Pico left to pursue his dream of sailing the seas. Coincidentally, he decided to return right around the time BF recieved their first mission from King Dearest.

Trivia

 * He lost his eye in a fight with a squid.
 * His color scheme is based on Shanty from Them's Fightin' Herds.


 * -|Mommy Deerest=

Color Differences

 * She's an anthropomorphic deer, with two antlers, a fluffy chest, an animalistic snout, and a tail.
 * Her hair is now platinum blonde instead of auburn.
 * Her jacket is now yellow, and her shirt and boots are now green.
 * Her nails/claws are painted blue instead of red.

Trivia

 * Her color scheme is based on Cashmere, Velvet's cousin from Them's Fightin' Herds.


 * -|Cyborg=

Differences

 * He is now a cyborg instead of a video game character.
 * His first phase is now more serious, his second phase shows him broken and malfunctioning, and the spirit phase still has the robot body visible.


 * -|Tankman=

Color Differences

 * He is now a knight rather than a modern military soldier.
 * His armor is a deep navy blue instead of black.
 * He has a glowing shield.

Trivia
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 * He has the Newgrounds Angry Face on his chestplate.

Character Trivia (General)

 * Unlike the original Monster, D-Sides Monster, and Pepper Monster, Baphomet's songs don't include lyrics at all.
 * Senpai is replaced with a Cyborg because the mod creator couldn't do pixel art but still needed to work with Senpai's bitcrushed voice.

Music References

 * Every one of the original additional songs references a melody from Them's Fightin' Herds at one point.
 * Most of the dialogue themes do too, as well as some of the remixes.
 * Rockstar references the title theme from the Ludum Dare build of FNF, as well as Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce.
 * Gingerbread references Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
 * Guns references the Big Arm theme from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles.
 * Armor references BIG SHOT by Toby Fox.

Dialogue
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Tutorial=

Tutorial Dialogue

 * ''And that's how I won that tournament!


 * ''Wow! That's really awesome, BF.


 * ''So, you wanna practice some singing before your concert tonight?


 * ''Concert? I don't remember any...


 * ''SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT I DO HAVE A GIG TONIGHT


 * ''And it's with your dad...


 * ''Oh, sweetheart...


 * -|Post-Tutorial=

Post-Tutorial Dialogue

 * ''Alright, that was great!


 * ''How long until the concert?


 * ''...5 minutes, honey.


 * ''Shit.


 * -|Bopeebo=

Bopeebo Dialogue

 * ''Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up.


 * ''You're late.


 * ''Yes sir, I know.


 * ''Can I really trust you with my daughter if you can't even show up to our concert on time?


 * ''DAD!


 * ''Y-you can trust me, I promise!


 * ''Hmph.


 * ''We'll discuss this later. We're supposed to have started 5 minutes ago.


 * ''Right.


 * ''Break a leg, you two!


 * ''Just... not each other's.


 * -|Fresh=

Fresh Dialogue

 * ''Not too shabby, kid.


 * ''Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all night.


 * ''(Hmph. This kid's gotta make sure to not let their ego give them a big head.)


 * ''(C'mon, dad, let them have fun!)


 * ''Hey guys. The next song's about to start.


 * -|Dadbattle=

Dadbattle Dialogue

 * ''Hmph. Nice singing, hotshot.


 * ''Thank you, sir, but...


 * ''...this crowd looks hella bored.


 * ''They're kinda right, dad.


 * ''Well then. How about we kick things up a notch!


 * ''Sounds good to me!


 * ''GF, give us a beat!


 * ''Let's see... this one should be good!


 * -|Rockstar=

Rockstar Dialogue

 * ''Well, I'll admit, daughter. You've got yourself a mighty capable...


 * ''...what term do you prefer? I know you're not exactly her *Boyfriend*, but...


 * ''Partner.


 * ''Alright.


 * ''Thank you for asking, sir.


 * ''Oh man, the audience seems to want an encore.


 * ''Guess we rocked it pretty hard, eh?


 * ''Well, there is one more song I have here...


 * ''Alright, hit it!


 * -|Post-Rockstar=

Post-Rockstar Dialogue

 * ''Later that night...


 * ''So, um. About that... discussion we were going to have?


 * ''Hm? Oh no, I haven't the energy to do so anymore. And besides that...


 * ''You've proven that you're... respectable. And trustworthy.


 * ''Really?


 * ''(I proved that by singing?)


 * ''(Music is really important to my dad.)


 * ''Yes. So trustworthy, in fact, that I'm giving you a job to do.


 * ''...wait what.


 * ''(You're sure they're THAT trustworthy, dad?)


 * ''Girlfriend?!


 * ''What're you two talking about?!


 * ''I'll tell you later.


 * -|Spookeez=

Spookeez Dialogue

 * ''So. My first mission from the king.


 * ''...and it's BABYSITTING?


 * ''Try to think of it more as protecting them. We're supposed to be keeping watch for a shadowy figure, right?


 * ''I guess... but what the hell are these kids doing in a place like this anyway?


 * ''We like it here, it's spooky!


 * ''...I see.


 * ''Alright kids, what're your names?


 * ''My name's Victor.


 * ''I'm Topsy!


 * ''Hm. Alright.


 * ''Cute costumes, by the way! ...even if it's not Halloween.


 * ''Costumes? No no, only Topsy is wearing a costume.


 * ''Oh.


 * ''Excuse me, do you like singing?


 * ''I was actually going to ask you the same thing.


 * ''Yay!! Let's sing some spooky songs!


 * ''Can you play this CD please, miss?


 * ''Sure thing!


 * -|South=

South Dialogue

 * ''So uh, kids, how'd you even manage to find this place? This doesn't seem like a good place for kids your age to be...


 * ''Even I don't wanna be here.


 * ''We found it a couple Halloweens ago. Nobody was home, so now we play around here!


 * ''Hm.


 * ''Well, nobody was home except the ghosts.


 * ''...the what.


 * ''(I'm sure they're just playing pretend, BF.)


 * -|Trick-or-Treat=

Trick-or-Treat Dialogue

 * ''That was awesome! You're a great singer.


 * ''Thank you, thank you! Ahaha...


 * ''Later that night...


 * ''(Sheesh, is our target ever gonna show up? I haven't seen even a single passerby.)


 * ''(You gotta be patient, BF.)


 * ''(How about I put on another song? There's one left on the CD the kids gave me earlier.)


 * ''Oh, the last song is our favorite!


 * ''...well, if it's a favorite, then I see no reason not to sing it!


 * ''(Be sure to keep watch, OK?)


 * ''(Way ahead of you.)


 * -|Monster=

Monster Dialogue

 * ''Oh my god, what?


 * ''Baphomet, what're you doing here?!


 * ''Wait.


 * ''This is our target?!


 * ''What in the world?


 * ''BF, Baphomet can't be our target. They're a friend of mine.


 * ''But wait... nobody else has even come near this place all night.


 * ''Did dad really send us to...?


 * ''What in the world are you talking about?


 * ''BF is taking on some jobs for Dad.


 * ''Their first job was to come babysit these kids and wait for a 'certain shadowy figure' to show up--


 * ''Oh my god dad what the fuck. What the fuck?


 * ''What's going on here?


 * ''(Did Dad really want Baphomet out of the picture that much? I know he said they're a bad influence, but...)


 * ''Wait a minute. I thought your dad liked me?


 * ''He said you were respectable. That... doesn't mean much coming from him.


 * ''Wait what? Shit.


 * ''Ohhhhh yeah. Shoulda told you that. I'm really sorry, BF...


 * ''*sigh* Oh well. I was hoping I had actually gotten on your dad's good side. But...


 * ''I guess it doesn't really matter. Plus I get to meet a friend of yours!


 * ''Hey uh, excuse me? Do you happen to sing at all?


 * ''I do quite enjoy singing, yes.


 * ''Coolswag


 * ''...Pardon me?


 * ''They're saying that it's great that you enjoy singing, Baph.


 * ''...I see.


 * -|Cutlass=

Cutlass Dialogue

 * ''What a nice day, right, Girlfriend?


 * ''You said it!


 * ''...you sure you're comfortable with your sweater and scarf on?


 * ''Hm? Oh yeah, don't worry. I'm used to it--


 * ''Wait a sec.




 * ''There's no way...


 * ''There IS a way! Oh my god, Pico's here! HEY PICO!!


 * ''Huh?


 * ''Oh shit! Hey there, I was actually gonna come see you. How's it hanging?


 * ''It's going great! Oh man, I thought you'd never be back...


 * ''BF, is this a friend of yours?


 * ''BF? So you still haven't settled on a name yet?


 * ''Oh no, it's not that. I just decided to settle on 'BF'.


 * ''It doesn't really stand for anything.


 * ''Hm. Neat.


 * ''So hey. You wanna sing a few songs together, like old times?


 * ''Hell yeah I would!


 * ''Did you learn any catchy sea shanties while you were gone?


 * ''I sure did.


 * -|Pico=

Pico Dialogue

 * ''Hey wait, Pico...


 * ''That sounded an awful lot like...


 * ''A *Shanty.*


 * ''Oh, you son of a gun.


 * ''...I don't get it.


 * ''Don't worry about it.


 * ''So uh.


 * ''What happened to your eye, old pal?


 * ''An encounter with a squid, of all things. Eye's not gone, but it may as well be. Can't see shit out of it... even without the eyepatch.


 * ''I'll spare ye the gruesome details, but it ain't pretty.


 * ''Yikes.


 * ''Sheesh.


 * ''Aye... lighten up, bud. Could be a lot worse.


 * ''I'm thankful I survived to tell the tale!


 * ''That's true, I suppose!


 * ''Sick pirate talk by the way. I like it.


 * ''Aye, thanks matey.


 * -|Philly Nice=

Philly Nice Dialogue

 * ''So tell me more about your friend, BF.


 * ''Oh man, where do I begin...


 * ''...I think I'll let him tell you, actually.


 * ''Me? Oh I'm nothin' special. Just a guy who dreamt of sailing the seas... and fulfilled said dream!


 * ''Wow! That's amazing.


 * ''...I'd kill to be able to travel more often but. Y'know, princess duties and all that.


 * ''Wait, BF. You hooked up with the king's daughter?!


 * ''Oh, you scallywag.


 * ''Haha, I prefer not to really think of it like that...


 * ''She's just GF to me. Which is more than I ever could've asked for.


 * ''Awww, BF...


 * ''You two are...


 * ''Adorable?


 * ''...I was gonna say something more along the lines of 'sickeningly sweet.'


 * ''But what you said works too.


 * -|Blammed=

Blammed Dialogue

 * ''Oh damn. It's getting late...


 * ''Must've lost track of time. It's been great hanging out with you today, Pico!


 * ''You too, BF.


 * ''Uh, hey, you *did* keep my house free, right?


 * ''Yeah.


 * ''Oh so THAT'S where you go on Sundays and Wednesdays.


 * ''Wait wait. Pico, you're staying?!


 * ''I sure am, old pal! Sailing's been great, but it's about time I settle back home.


 * ''Don't know what I'll do with my ship though...


 * ''We'll talk to the king about it.


 * ''Aye, thanks.


 * ''So, how about one more song for tonight?


 * ''Sounds great, buddy.


 * -|Post-Blammed=

Post-Blammed Dialogue

 * ''Woah, cool light show! Did you set that up somehow?!


 * ''...I was 'bout to ask you the same thing.


 * ''Oh. Weird.


 * ''I-I set it up! Yeah, it was all me...


 * ''(Technically I'm not even lying to them... oh Dad's gonna kill me if he finds out about this.)


 * ''That was really cool, GF! Thank you!


 * ''N-no problem!


 * ''*Yawn* Hooboy. Alright, I think it's about time for me to hit the hay. See you around, pal.


 * ''See you, Pico!


 * ''It was nice meeting you!


 * ''Let's get home too, BF. I'll tell Dad I'll be staying at your place tonight.


 * -|Satin Panties=

Satin Panties Dialogue

 * ''Woah woah woah what's going on?


 * ''I think I might know...


 * ''Where are we??


 * ''A-and...


 * ''Who's THAT?!


 * ''BF, that's my MOM!


 * ''OH FUCK.


 * ''Ahh. So you're the little big shot my husband mentioned.


 * ''Charmed to finally meet you.


 * ''Uh yeah, about that.


 * ''WHY are we meeting on top of a limo on the FREEWAY?!


 * ''It's not like I could've let you IN my limo. We've never met before! And besides...


 * ''Isn't this WAY more fun?!


 * ''(She's a real thrillseeker, huh.)


 * ''(Yep. I'm used to it.)


 * ''Oh oh, while you're here. How about a song or two? I've heard you're a great singer!


 * ''Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 * ''Ok. Sure. Why not.


 * -|High=

High Dialogue

 * ''Wait wait wait.


 * ''GF, your mom's a deer???


 * ''Yeah! She's awesome.


 * ''Follow-up question. If she's a doe, what's with the antlers?


 * ''Reindeer, darling.


 * ''(...you got yourself a partner who doesn't even know female reindeer have antlers?)


 * ''(Mom, c'mon, not right in front of them.)


 * ''I'm really sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean to offend you.




 * ''I suppose I'll let it slide.




 * ''...you two wanna do another song?


 * ''Yeah that'd be good right now thank you


 * -|VIP=

VIP Dialogue

 * ''So uh, hey. If you don't mind me asking.


 * ''Why is it that the king needs someone to do the kind of jobs he's giving me, anyway?


 * ''BF!


 * ''No no, dear, it's fine. It's about time I told you about your father's past, too.


 * ''You see, as a young prince, he was... quite brash.


 * ''He got into a lot of arguments with people from outside and even within the kingdom.


 * ''Some extremists even wanted him cast out, but his parents refused.


 * ''So what happened?


 * ''I happened!


 * ''After he met me, he slowly started to change his ways.


 * ''He ended up apologizing to some of the people he had offended.


 * ''...unfortunately, not all of them. And then there's the fact that not even all of the people he DID apologize to accepted it...


 * ''That's probably why he needs someone like you, BF. To make amends where he can't.


 * ''Huh.


 * ''And here I thought he was just sending me on missions because he was too lazy to do these things himself.


 * ''I don't entirely blame you for thinking that. I had no idea my dad was like that before, he always seemed like such a capable ruler...


 * ''Well I guess I'll take those missions a little more seriously from now on.


 * ''Good to hear.




 * ''...another song?


 * ''Can we get off the damn limo first.


 * ''lol no


 * -|MILF=

MILF Dialogue

 * ''Y'know, maybe this is pretty fun.


 * ''See?! I told you!


 * ''One more song? Make it real good!


 * ''*sigh* Oh, BF...


 * -|Cocoa=

Cocoa Dialogue

 * ''It was really nice of your parents to book me a gig at the mall!


 * ''Well, they booked you a gig with themselves...


 * ''Are you kidding? Your parents are awesome singers! I couldn't be happier to be performing with 'em!


 * ''Hello, BF.


 * ''Hey! How's it going?


 * ''Goin' well. You ready to rock the place?


 * ''Indeed.


 * ''I sure am!


 * ''Coolswag.


 * -|Winter Horrorland=

Winter Horrorland Dialogue

 * ''W-what's going on?


 * ''Where's Girlfriend??


 * ''BF, I need to talk to you. It's... somewhat urgent.


 * ''Baphomet? What're you doing here? And where's GF?


 * ''She's fine, I promise. I'd never do anything to hurt her. I just needed her to be elsewhere.


 * ''Speaking of GF, I need you to promise me something.


 * ''Oooookay?


 * ''If there's ever any odd magical occurences and she seems to be the cause of them...


 * ''I need you to promise to never tell her parents about them.


 * ''ESPECIALLY not if it seems like dark magic.


 * ''Got it.


 * ''Good.


 * ''...hey you wanna do a song or something?


 * ''Now is no time for a song, BF!


 * ''...ok fine maybe just a quick one.


 * ''Nice.


 * -|Post-Winter Horrorland=

Post-Winter Horrorland Dialogue

 * ''That was quite fun!


 * ''Heck yeah it was!


 * ''Oh, by the way, before I put things back to normal...


 * ''...there is something else I must tell you.


 * ''I've seen glimpses of the future. *Your* future.


 * ''Your life... won't be as easy from here on out. Those missions you're being sent on will get a lot more dangerous.


 * ''Got it.


 * ''Thank you for the warning, Baphomet.


 * ''Any friend of GF's is a friend of mine. You're quite welcome, BF.


 * ''So uh. Can I see her again now?


 * ''Oh yes yes of course, I'll just...


 * -|Stakeout=

Stakeout Dialogue

 * ''So this is the place your Dad wanted us to go?


 * ''I think so...


 * ''There doesn't seem to be much of anything here...


 * ''Killer acoustics though! Seems like a great place to get some rehearsal in.


 * ''Oh, you...


 * ''Alright, we can do a little rehearsal, but we have to keep an eye out for...


 * ''Whatever it is we're here for.


 * -|Post-Stakeout=

Post-Stakeout Dialogue

 * ''Hey GF, did you hear something just now?


 * ''Aside from my singing, I mean. I dunno what it was but... There was SOMETHING distracting me.


 * ''Now that you mention it... I did hear something like... footsteps?


 * ''Wait what.


 * -|Senpai=

Senpai Dialogue

 * ''And who might you be?


 * ''I'm BF. We're here on orders from the king.


 * ''There's a robot around here that needs to be dismantled. Would you happen to know where that is?


 * ''...No robots here. You have the wrong place.


 * ''You sound unsure.


 * ''(He sounds like he's hiding something.)


 * -|Roses=

Roses Dialogue

 * ''(BZZZZZT)


 * ''Woah woah, shit, uh.


 * ''That's a robot!




 * ''That's a ROBOT! Hey, you dirty liar, what gives?


 * ''You're not supposed to be here. Run along back to the king, now.


 * ''No can do, sorry. We're on orders to take you down.


 * -|Thorns=

Thorns Dialogue

 * ''Girlfriend...? Where'd you go--


 * ''OHHH WHAT THE


 * ''What's the matter, scared?


 * ''Of you? Hell no! You just... caught me by surprise.


 * ''Now.


 * ''WHERE THE HELL IS MY GIRLFRIEND?


 * ''I did away with her. She was getting in the way.


 * ''YOU W H A T ?


 * ''She'll be fine. I just sent her into a limbo of sorts.


 * ''THE FUCK. BRING HER BACK!


 * ''If you win, I will.


 * ''Lose... and I'll send you there too.


 * ''I should've known there was something fishy about you...


 * ''ALRIGHT, DEAL!


 * ''LET'S ROCK, YA BIG DRIP.


 * -|Post-Thorns=

Post-Thorns Dialogue



 * ''Well?


 * ''I'm a man of my word.


 * ''One flash of light later...


 * ''Wh-what's happening?? WHERE AM I--


 * ''I'm... back here.


 * ''GF! You're okay!


 * ''BF, what in the world just happened?


 * ''I'll have to explain later. Our target's getting away!


 * ''Leave it be, BF. Our job was just to dismantle the robot...


 * ''Yeah? Well that kinda fell apart when he sent you to limbo.


 * ''AY YOU!


 * ''GET. BACK. HERE.


 * ''BF, I don't think he can hear you. He's already halfway in the wall-- aaaand he's gone.


 * ''Fuck. Now we have an evil spirit on the loose.


 * ''What the hell did he even mean when he said you were 'getting in the way' anyway...?


 * ''(...were my powers interfering with the spirit's somehow? No, it can't be...)


 * ''Hm? Didja say something, GF?


 * ''N-no no, I didn't say anything.


 * ''Let's just go home. The spirit's probably been put to rest like Dad said it would be.


 * ''Hm... alright then.


 * -|Ugh=

Ugh Dialogue

 * ''So first we go up against an angry, vengeful spirit.


 * ''And now we're going up against a renegade knight? As if our lives weren't put into enough danger last time.


 * ''C'mon, you know this is important, BF...


 * ''Cheer up a little. He said he would pay you for this one, didn't he?


 * ''Oh yeah. He did say that, didn't he...


 * ''That's the spirit. Oh, I think the guy dad sent us to talk to is--


 * ''Right there?


 * ''Yeah.


 * ''What do YOU punks want?


 * ''We're here on orders from the king. He sent us to bring you to him for... something.


 * ''(He always keeps the details to himself, eh...)


 * ''Well go away, kid. I have NOTHING to discuss with that sack of crap.


 * ''Don't talk about my dad that way, mister.


 * ''Oh great, the princess. Don't you have duties of your own to attend to?


 * ''She was chosen as my escort!


 * ''Heh, kingy can't trust you on your own, can he?


 * ''Th-that's not it at all! Look, just come back with us and everything will be alright.


 * ''Not gonna happen!


 * -|Guns=

Guns Dialogue

 * ''So are you comin' with us or not.


 * ''Buzz off, kid, I already said no!


 * ''...It was a rhetorical question. You don't really have a choice, y'know.


 * -|Stress=

Stress Dialogue

 * ''Why do you hate the king so much anyway?


 * ''I don't even remember at this point, but I do remember he's a jerk.


 * ''He didn't apologize to you for... whatever it was?


 * ''I dunno! I was too busy being angry at him to notice any apology.


 * ''...sounds like you're the jerk here, bud.


 * ''Piss off.


 * -|Post-Stress=

Post-Stress Dialogue

 * ''Sheesh, talk about stubborn!


 * ''Why don't you two just skedaddle already? I'm NOT COMI--


 * ''YES, YOU ARE.


 * ''Wait what the fuck


 * -|Armor=

Armor Dialogue

 * ''Whaaaat the hell just happened?


 * ''A-and, sheesh, why's it so cold?


 * ''Ahh, there we go.


 * ''So. We've tried to do this peacefully, Mr. Knight. And I see that's not quite going to work.


 * ''So either you come with us...


 * ''Or your head will be as iced as that tank back there.


 * ''Y-you did this?! I knew that shady king was hiding something...


 * ''GF... I had no idea...


 * ''That you were so AWESOME!!


 * ''You'd better listen to her, dude, cuz... I have no idea what else she can do.


 * ''...Gah! Still not happening, assholes!


 * -|Post-Armor=

Post-Armor Dialogue

 * ''You sure you don't wanna reconsider, man? She's even scaring me a little.




 * ''Alright, FINE. There's a ton of things I'd rather do than speak with that king again...


 * ''But dying isn't one of 'em. I give. Take me home with ya or whatever.


 * ''Good.


 * ''Oh you're back to normal.


 * ''(I gotta keep my promise to Baphomet. Can't let her parents find out about this...)


 * ''(Oh man, I can't let my parents find out about this...)


 * ''You will not speak of what happened just now. That is a royal order.


 * ''...Got it.

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Story/Dialogue Amendments

 * King Dearest does trust BF, he just doesn't like them very much, hence the insincere "respectable" remark, a remark which he also made about Baphomet at an undisclosed point before the main story of the mod.
 * The explanation for the dialogue for Stakeout and Senpai being seemingly inconsistent is that BF and GF simply remembered their mission during the first song.
 * It's not stated what King Dearest said to the Tank Knight to offend him so much, and the mod creator doesn't know what it was either.

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