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"What quote? Wait you're telling me they can talk?! -Me (Worried)"

KFC Biscuits are the famous Biscuits from Kentucky Fried Chicken the famous fast food place. They killed Garcello after he ate one without a drink due to the Biscuits being drier than my great grandma's skin and now Boyfriend wants to eliminate them from existence.

Appearence
KfC Biscuits are fluffy buttermilk Biscuits made of yeast and buttermilk and orphan's tears.

Abilites

 * Being dry as shiitake mushrooms: When the god of war Coronal Sanders created the KFC Biscuits he forged them out of the driest dough in Camelot making them harder to swallow than a rock thus leading to the mermaids in Atlantis inventing water.
 * Ripping off Popeye's biscuits: When Postman Pat gave Coronal Sanders his order from Popeye's they had no biscuits. This made him so furious that he summoned flames of a thousand suns on his local Popeye's and declared war on bakeries. After summoning lightning on all the local bakeries in Parappa Town he went to bed. But then Jesus Christ came down from heaven and showed him the recipe for the holy KFC Biscuits and that created one of the longest lasting relationships between man and biscuit.

Triviva

 * Garcello had no drink.
 * There will be a fourth song against Coronal Sanders god of war.
 * Bf has coke instead of a mic
 * Popeye's biscuits are better than KFC Biscuits