Jebus (Madness Combat) (Astact)

Jebediah Christoff, or Jebus as he's most often called by fans, is a character from Madness Combat, created by Krinkels, and modded in by Astact and sliced_lemon. As his sniper rifle is out, while he's trying to spot some grunts to kill, he spots the Boyfriend and Girlfriend, just kind of standing by idly, taking in the sights. Jebus, having enough of this, hops down to go meet them, and a rap battle of the ages begins... and everything goes wrong.

Appearance
Jebus' appearance is based more on his Madness Combat 5: Depredation appearance. He has stitches around his head and his whole body was bandaged, covered by a white jacket. The only difference is that he has a green stitch on his head, seemingly from a zombie grunt. He also has sunglasses from his Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis appearance. During Blasphemy, Jebus gains glowing red eyes behind his sunglasses, and his mouth is visible. After Blasphemy, Jebus mostly looks the same as he does in Wreath except that he has his sword out, his sunglasses are taken off, and his sprites are drawn much more poorly.

Gameplay Mechanics
In Deicide, Jebus will begin to move the strikeline arrows vertically (though not as one unit). He will also begin to lower your health bar, and a red glow will emit from Boyfriend's icon while he does so.

In Wreath, you will be forced to use the no ghost tapping mode, which means if you press an arrow when you don't need to, that will count as a miss. This will prevent you from just spamming, which is ironic as the chart is spammy itself. The right strikeline will also fall off your highway about 12 seconds in.

Trivia

 * Jebus is one of the few grunts to ever talk in Madness Combat.
 * Jebus, and Tricky the Clown are the only modded Madness Combat characters to physically have hair.
 * The main reason why Jebus is in Madness Combat to begin with is because Krinkels liked the idea of a "turbo pacifist" as a force of violent nature, mentioning Gandhi from the Civilization games.
 * Jesus has accumulated the largest number of names and nicknames, including Jebus, Jeb, El Jesús, The Savior, and Dr. Jebediah Christoff. This is likely to underscore Jesus' role as a parody, rather than an attack on the real Jesus of Nazareth.
 * Jebus has a significant amount of cognitive dissonance, he believes he is doing the right thing although his actions say otherwise.
 * According to Krinkels, Jesus is a pretty violent guy (as we no doubt have seen) and doesn't strike him as a touchy feely type.
 * Jesus has gone to "regular hell" (the Other Place) when he died.
 * Cardboard cutouts of Tricky in his demon form flipping the bird (with his original white colors from Madness Combat 7) and Hank can be seen in the background.
 * The theme from Madness Combat 8 can be heard in a cutscene. This episode is where Jebus took the rein and decided to end the madness and restore normality by himself.
 * Despite Jebus having both eyes red in Blasphemy, his health icons show only his right eye red.
 * The easter egg Wreath dialogue was generated with an A.I., as stated in the source code.
 * It has a 1/1000 chance of appearing instead of the regular dialogue.
 * There's a secret song in the files called "Atygotzoloigzout". It's the most chaotic song, and it's impossible to beat without removing the notes even using a FNF bot.
 * Atygotzoloigzout is a Caesar cipher that decodes to "Unsaintification". During Atygotzoloigzout, The Voice track was mixed with Ronald McDonald+Pitched Sound, Sans, DIO, Spy(Team Fortress 2), Manfred von Karma, Senpai and Giygas.
 * Also, loading it requires a beefy computer. It has so many notes in it that your cpu will heat up to 95 degrees Celsius. (for a 10th gen intel core i7)
 * Originally, all 3 songs were comically bad, but one of them was remastered to become serious. You can still find the bad version of Deicide hidden in the files.
 * There are plans to remaster Blasphemy to be a more serious song. However, Wreath will stay as a joke song.
 * Lemon Slice has confirmed Blasphemy's remake to be named "Blastphemy".
 * In the cutscene, Boyfriend and Girlfriend were looking in the ravine because Pico fell down it.
 * At the end of the last song, Pico appears and proceeds to make out with Boyfriend (according to the text).
 * When you try to active the Botplay function in this mod, it will quickly disable and you will hear Dr. Eggman saying no. This can be bypassed by using the FNF bot (not the one in the misc settings).
 * However, there are two ways to bypass this. The first is by modifying the source code so that Botplay is no longer inaccessible. The second is to simply by activating Botplay in another mod with Kade Engine (1.4.2 Higher), then opening Vs. Jeb without turning it off. This will activate Botplay before the trigger to lock it loads, therefore allowing use of Botplay. This doesn't really matter though, as even Botplay dies on Wreath and Atygotzoloigzout.
 * Several sound effects play randomly during Blasphemy, including the "Bruh" sound effect, a fart noise, and what seems to be the sound of a drum.
 * Last few seconds of Blasphemy are the instrumentals of Philly Nice
 * His dialogue for Blasphemy is from the video ""Suck my D_ck" Is Not Good For Saying. (6:04am)" by Flula, mainly the part at 1:00 to 1:27
 * There's a possibility that BF saying "jesus" after that should be interpreted as "je-sus," due to the shitpost nature of the mod from this point.
 * The dialogue in Blasphemy is ironic because the video explains why that is not a good insult...in the most convoluted way possible.
 * In Deicide, Jebus will speak in certain parts of the song, saying "Well played" and "Hey! That's my part."
 * The writing on Jesus' sword is binary. Translated it reads "316", referring to 3:16 in the Bible, which is "For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only son. That who ever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life."
 * Wreath is one of the shortest songs in modding history.
 * The voice at the beginning of Wreath says "f(BLEEP)k you kid I won't go easy on you".
 * In the opening cutscene, Jebus is holding a Fortnite gun, Specifically a Scoped Hunting rifle (Or now known as the One shot) From Save the world.
 * Lemon slice has revealed the update will contain a remade Pacifist (originally a troll leak), an unnamed song, Democratic Croissant, and Atygotzoloigzout 2.


 * The Reception to this Jeb mod has been somewhat negative due to the missed opportunity with them. both Banbuds and Cval have said negative things due to the mod's unnecessary decision to be a joke.


 * The Dialogue in Blasphemy represents of a video name "No Amogus Here, Just keep going" (maybe idk)
 * Jebus's right pose is a reference to how Jebus blocks a couple of bullets shot by Hank in Madness Combat 1 and Madness Combat 8.
 * Nexus' instrumental is taken straight from the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure OP, "Sono Chi No Kioku ~ End of THE WORLD". More specifically, the OP gets switched to it when the Crusaders are on their way to defeat DIO.
 * Jeb's voice is an edited version of Daddy Dearest's voice.

Dialogue
Note: Deicide has no dialogue. {{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Blasphemy=

Blasphemy Dialogue
Jebus : ''Please now take my most valuable, sensitive possession in my body

Jebus : ''it has no protection, it has no helmet or something, no no, it's just floppy sensitive

Jebus : ''please take it and place it, now, inside a hole of you, that is owning many many (Alg) objects for crunching and destruction.

Boyfriend : ''jesus


 * -|Wreath=

Wreath Dialogue
Jebus : ''You're mother

Jebus : ''Your mama has kisma

Boyfriend : ''what's kisma

Jebus : ''Kisma ass.

Boyfriend : ''...


 * Boyfriend gets blue-balled.


 * -|Wreath (Easter Egg)=

Wreath Dialogue (Easter Egg)
Jebus : ''Kisma ass.

Boyfriend : ''...

Boyfriend : ''

Boyfriend : ''Oh, right. My mom has kism... kism... what the hell is kism... wait, isn't that the name of an STD?

Jebus : ''Yeah... that's what she has.

Boyfriend : ''What?

Jebus : ''Don't try to deny it. You're a man. You've had the monkey Business.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''What are you talking about?

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''I can see the Future. And your girlfriend's name is going to be Susan.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''What?

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''I see that your future. And since I can tell the future, I can see that your girlfriend is going to get pregnant with a monkey's baby.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''Oh man, that is not gonna go over well.

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''I also see that you are going to get beaten severely and urinated on by a bunch of monkeys.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''Even worse.

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''And that's only the beginning of your misfortunate. But quite frankly, compared to your girlfriend, you are going to have a better life.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''Nonsense.

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''Anyway, the future is not set in stone. You can change it... For a price.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''Uh, what price?

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''Your soul.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''What?!

<font color=#DD0000>Jebus : ''Simple. You want your girlfriend's miseries to end? You got to give me your soul.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''Wait, what?! }}

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