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Bandu Argues with Disruption over a Burger

 * Disruption is Eating a Burger, Bandu Comes To the Dining room and Sits on one of the Chairs.


 * Hey, Can I have one?


 * No.


 * Please?


 * NO, There is Only one Burger.


 * ...Please?


 * Disruption Ignores Bandu.


 * I AM THE GOD OF PHONES ,SO I DESERVE A BURGER, TOO!


 * *sigh* For the love of god... Bandu, THERE IS ONLY ONE BURGER.


 * CAN'T YOU CLONE STUFF?


 * What is Going on here?


 * Fuck, It's this dude Again.


 * I Heard you two Arguing over a Burger. WHY A BURGER?


 * YEAH, AND WE'RE ARGUING BECAUSE HE WON'T GIVE ME A BURGER!


 * Bandu, I Thought you Liked Pizza-


 * Ok, Listen. I only have 1 Burger, I can just order another and give it to Him.


 * ABOUT TIME!

Bambi Kills Dave & Tristan Over a Phone

 * WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T A PHONE..


 * THIS IS A BRICK! WHY DID DAVE GIVE ME A PAINTED BRICK?


 * I'M CALLING DAVE WITH THIS PHONE I STOLE.


 * Dave is eating Pizza in his yard with His son, Tristan.


 * Dad, This Pizza Tastes Amazing! Where did you Order it From?


 * I Ordered it from 2D Hut, Should we Order More next Week?


 * Yeah! I can't wait to Try More! I Want to eat the Whole-


 * Dave's Phone Suddenly Rings. Dave Reaches into his pocket and Grab his Phone.


 * Hm?


 * Hold On, I'm getting a Call from... Woolly? Who the Heck is that?


 * Dave Answers the Call, and is Surprised to hear Bambi speaking.


 * DAVE!!! YOU GAVE ME A BRICK, THIS ISN'T A PHONE!!!!


 * Yeah, I-


 * Wait a Minute.. Bambi, Have you stolen Someone's Phone?


 * NO, THIS IS MY PHONE.


 * Bambi, I thought you Broke the phone I gave you 2 Weeks Ago?


 * THAT'S IT, I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT NOW!


 * Bambi, Wait-


 * Bambi Seemingly Threw the Phone on the Floor, Breaking it. Automatically Hanging up the Call.




 * Darn it, That's another phone Broken by Him. AND IT ISN'T EVEN HIS PHONE!


 * Dad, What's going on?


 * It was Nothing, Just Arguing with Someone.


 * Suddenly, Dave's House Explodes, Throwing Wood, Rebar, Glass, And Various other Things Everywhere.


 * WHAT THE- MY HOUSE!!!


 * TRISTAN!! ARE YOU OKAY! WHERE ARE YOU?!


 * HA, HAHAHAHA!!!!


 * WHAT THE- BAMBI, IS THAT YOU?!


 * WHERE IS TRISTAN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?


 * LOOKING FOR THIS?


 * Bambi Suddenly Teleports Tristan Next to him, or.. At least what's left of Tristan.


 * Tristan has Become an Empty, Soulless Husk. Not Alive, Or Dead.


 * WH- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TRISTAN?!!!


 * It's a Bit too late to Ask that Question.


 * Bambi Summons an AK-47 From Air, And Points it at Dave.


 * Any last words, Before I blow your Head to pieces?


 * EGHFWFGHRYWNDJSGH HOWHDNWN?!!!!


 * Bambi fires his AK-47 At Dave, It only Took 1 Bullet to the Head Before dave's Head was simply Exploded.


 * ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SIMPLY SCARE THEM, NOT KILL THEM BOTH!


 * I JUST WANT A PHONE!!


 * Fine, I'll give you a Phone, And Bring them both Back. But be aware that it will Automatically Explode in 3 Hours.


 * Good Enough.