Vs. Retarded Mario

See Also: Mario (Disambiguation)

"Mario raps for his life."

- SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin's YouTube description "Mario's back to funk on friday night 🕺"

- SMG4: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2's YouTube description "HEY!! We've done Friday Night Funkin' already. TWICE!!"

- SMG4 "Consider yourself retarded!"

- SMG4's old intro subtitle "I LIVE IN A WORLD OF MULTICOLORED MARIOS ._."

- SMG4's first YouTube channel slogan

Vs. Retarded Mario is a mod created by AmongaLR. This mod is mostly based off the SMG4 series, although it also contains content from Matio Teaches Typing 2 and Mario.EXE.

Characters

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"pingis"

- Mario "MAMA F**KER!!"

- Mario "Get ready to move your pingas!"

- Mario "fak u"

- Mario "I think in the end... I'm just a guy who's trying to go through life. I'm not the smartest person, and I don't have much friends. But as long as I have my spaghetti, I'm good."

- Mario "It's a me, BITCH!"

- Mario "Meggy... Mario isn't very good at expressing himself... In fact Mario isn't very good at anything. But one thing I'm certain of is... Mario will always have your back. No matter what."

- Mario "There are only three things that tub of flub cares about. One: Spaghetti. Two: himself. And three: being naked. See, he's over there doing it right now."

- Toad "OH YOU GOTTA TO BE F*KING WITH ME!"

- Mario "Stop it. This is not Okie Dokie"

- Mario "MARIOS IS GONNA DO SOMETHING VERY ILLEGAL"

- Mario

Stupid Mario, commonly known as Mario is a main character starring in most SMG4 episodes and Nintendo games.

Appearance
Mario appears as an italian plumber wearing a red shirt, covered by blue overalls with two yellow buttons with brown shoes. He also has a red hat with the letter M, standing for Mario. He wears white gloves and his eyes are white with blue irises and black pupils. He has a moustache under his mouth.

Trivia

 * According to Mario Kart 64 Bloopers: An Adventurous Drive, Mario met Adolf Hitler once.
 * Mario has a YouTube channel called TheAwesomeMario, which currently has over 238K subscribers. It's currently inactive.
 * In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Dreams, it is revealed Mario has a phobia of old people.
 * As revealed in SMG4: Mario vs IT 🤡, one of his worst nightmares is broccoli.
 * The reason Luke Lerdwichagul (SMG4's creator) made Mario a mentally retarded character was because he felt that using Mario's "normal" or "heroic" personality from the Nintendo games would be boring. Incidentally, SMG4 (the character) has that personality.
 * According to Portal M4RI0 - If Mario was in... Portal, Mario's IQ is -42125.
 * According to  SM64 Bloopers: Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!?, Mario's favorite shows are The Golden Girls, spaghetti advertisements, and Hello Kitty.

Gallery
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"Say, I'm-a hungry. Have you got any food?"

- Mario Head "Oh, no! I'm-a fallen and I can't-a get up! This is my impression of American advertising. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you."

- Mario Head "I'm-a going to fly for you!"

- Mario Head "Ooh, Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!"

- Mario Head "Oh boy! That-a makes me so happy, I'm-a lightheaded, wee!"

- Mario Head

Trivia (General)

 * The mod's executable name is "Super MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
 * This might be a reference to this video.
 * The unused track, "Desktop Dash", is taken directly from the game Hot Wheels: Beat That! but with FNF vocals.

Music

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Cutscene Transcripts
Note: The Freeplay tracks have no cutscenes.
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Download Link

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