Konbanwa

Konbanwa is a mod created by a /funkg/ anon, and Nim. This mod takes place when Ness is trying to save Paula from the clutches of the evil Happy Happy Cult, and from Porky, who Ness thought was his friend up until now.

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Ness
"I'm Ness.... It's been a long road getting here... Soon, I'll be... Soon, I'll be... Soon, I'll be... What will happen to us? W... What's happening? My thoughts are being written out on the wall... or are they?"

- Ness's thoughts written on Lumine Hall

Ness is the silent main protagonist of EarthBound. He greatly enjoys baseball; not only are most of his weapons various types of baseball bats, but he can also equip several baseball caps. In the EarthBound Player's Guide, he is said to wear a special baseball cap with his favorite team's logo on the front.

Appearance
Ness has short black hair and black eyes. He normally wears a red baseball cap with a blue bill turned to his right side. He wears a horizontally striped yellow and blue t-shirt and blue shorts, with white socks and red shoes. He also has a brown backpack, though it's described to be yellow in-game by an NPC.

Trivia

 * Ness's name may be due to the fact that it is a homophone of NES and an anagram of SNES, similarly to how Ninten's name may be based on Nintendo.
 * In the commercial for EarthBound, Ness was named "NessA" for unknown reasons.
 * Ness is implied by several NPCs to be overweight. This includes a cop in Onett calling him fat, and the bus driver calling him chubby. If talked to during the epilogue, Paula's mother mentions that he lost weight, which further implies this.
 * Ness, however, appears to be fit in more recent installments in the Super Smash Bros. series.
 * In the overseas marketing for Earthbound, Ness's clay model was given a slight redesign, appearing slightly older and slimmer.

Gallery

 * -|Porky Minch=

Porky Minch
"With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone."

- Porky Minch (Mother 3)

Porky Minch, called Pokey Minch in EarthBound, is the secondary antagonist of EarthBound and the main antagonist of Mother 3 being the overall main antagonist of the series, but also appears non-canonically in Super Smash Bros. Brawl as a boss. A portly, rude, and arrogant boy, he is Ness' neighbor in the suburbs of Onett, the son of Aloysius Minch and Lardna Minch, and the older brother of Picky Minch.

Appearance
Porky has yellow hair, pale skin, is rather chubby, and he wears a white shirt, with blue overalls. He also wears red shoes.

Trivia

 * It was stated by his creator, Shigesato Itoi, that even if the world comes to an end, Porky would still survive inside the Absolutely Safety Capsule.
 * In Mother 3, Porky is clearly seen aged and old (he states that he is maybe around one or ten thousand years old or even older), but in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he looks a lot younger than in the original game if one observes the capsule, though he still has white facial hair and pale skin.
 * Porky is often considered to be one of the most evil Nintendo villains. At the beginning of EarthBound, he seemed as if he might have some redeemable qualities, and was just a foolish boy who was somewhat selfish and cowardly. However, he becomes more villainous as the game goes on, and by the end, even releases Giygas to devour his neighbor Ness and his friends. In Mother 3, he stops at nothing to antagonize Lucas who has already suffered the loss of his mother, which Porky was also responsible for.
 * Despite EarthBound 's limited success and Mother 3 never being officially localized in North America or anywhere else outside of Japan, Porky has become one of Nintendo's more popular and iconic villains. He is also somewhat infamous for the cruelty of his actions in Mother 3, which are primarily responsible for the darker and emotional elements the game's known for.

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Absolutely Safe Porkiness

 * During Konbanwa, you cannot push Porky back, but unlike Izotope, you start directly in the middle instead of beating Porky perfectly. This is made worse by the fact that you get brought down to one HP later on. Soon, you are able to push past Porky's icon near the end of Konbanwa.

Rock Pelt

 * After Ness bashes away a sneaky Insane Cultist, Porky pelts Ness with a rock, bringing him down to one HP. Play your cards right, or else you are as good as toast!

Download Link

 * GameBanana
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