Derpina

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Derpina (Sometimes called Derpetté) is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of “duh” and “dur. She is a character from Rage Comics, who has a mod made by Jaxo, LeanDapper, and rockblade_e. Boyfriend and Girlfriend decided to visit Derpina, and have a good old fashioned rap battle! It seems she's not getting it, though...!

Appearance
Derpina is a stickwoman with blonde hair, a black bow, and is wall eyed, holding a microphone.

Trivia

 * She is the only female Rage Comic character.
 * Derpina is also one of the few Rage Comic characters to be wall eyed.
 * Derpina has gotten a little bit of resurgence, thanks to some artists online.
 * Most recently, she's been used as a minor plot point in Trollge Files, as Smiler's daughter, and the one who gets Boyfriend in the operation to stop these Trollges.

Dialogue
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Herp Derp=

Herp Derp Dialogue

 * ''Hm?


 * ''Oh, hello there! You must be uhhh...


 * ''Boyfriend and Girlfriend .xml!


 * ''Ohhh right! It's nice to meet you too, my names Derpina.jpeg.


 * ''I guess you've heard about me, apparently I'm really popular on the internet!


 * ''Yep! Very popular!


 * ''And it's totally for a non-pornographic reason.




 * ''Nothing!


 * ''...A-anyways, you're probably wondering why we wanted to visit you.


 * ''Well you see, according to our own fanbase, we have to have a sing-off with anything that becomes a meme on the internet, and that involves you!


 * ''Really?? That's so cool!


 * ''Just a heads up, It's been a long time since I've sang anything... or at all. None of my comics had sound that wasn't Kevin Macleod music.


 * -|Duh=

Duh Dialogue

 * ''So this is how it feels to rap against Boyfriend.xml, it's so cool!


 * ''I know right! (even though we were singing, not rapping...)


 * ''Can't we do a harder song?


 * ''Huh?


 * ''When we do these types of battles, it's kinda a pattern that the song gets more harder.


 * ''Ohh... Well I'm not that good at singing fast.


 * ''This is so fucking boring.


 * ''Girlfriend c'mon, aren't you happy that you're not nearly breaking your neck by the BPM?


 * ''Yeah, well, the music was actually good to listen to.


 * ''I nearly almost fell asleep here.


 * ''Ok ok!! Fine!


 * ''I can try to do a fast song, but it's really not my type of thing...


 * ''Derpina, you don't have to-


 * ''No, no, I insist.


 * ''This is a song i like alot. It's faster than the last one too!


 * ''Real shit?




 * -|Merp=

Merp Dialogue

 * ''That was... underwhelming.






 * ''Girlfriend, I'm pretty sure Derpina isn't the type to have fast songs. Why are you being so harsh?


 * ''...Sorry Boyfriend.


 * ''It's just that after the other mods we've done, I've gotten so used to that pattern.


 * ''But It's the third song now, she should be going apeshit and threatening to burn us alive or something right about now.




 * ''Alright!


 * ''I may not be able to sing fast songs, but I can sing GOOD songs!


 * ''And it's always quantity over quality right?


 * ''It's... the other way around... but yeah, you're right!


 * ''You're actually one of the calmest people we've come across so far, Derpina.


 * ''I have to admit, it's a nice change of pace from constantly getting threatened to be murdered by someone I just met for 5 minutes because of my girl's dad.


 * ''Why does your dad get into so much trouble anyways?


 * ''Fuck if I know, dude. We don't even talk anymore.


 * ''...oh.


 * ''Anyways, good over fast, right? Totally agree.


 * ''Thank you! And I have just the song for this moment too!

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 * ''It's my absolute favorite, so I bet you'll like it too!

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