VS. Suction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man is a character created by Piemations and modded in by polaroid119. Inspired by a real life incident when a man decided to climb the Trump Tower with only suction cups, Piemations made this man. However, he doesn't climb for girls or money, he just climbs because it's "fucking funny". His words, not ours.

Appearance
Suction Cup Man wears a purple shirt, with a blue bicycle helmet, a dark blue backpack with gray straps, his signature red suction cups, and black shoes. He has brown hair, black eyes, and has a stubble for a beard.

Trivia

 * As said before, Suction Cup Man was inspired by a real life event, in which a 19 year old Stephen Rogata tried to climb up Trump Tower, back when Trump was still president. He was later caught, arrested, and is now currently in a psychiatric home to get help.
 * "Suction" is Suction Cup Man's Theme Song by Piemations.
 * Despite being stated by himself as being "unkillable", he "died" in Episode 3. He's okay, though. After a minor scuffle with Satan, he managed to make it out safe and sound... much to the dismay of the severely injured Business Man.
 * Suction Cup Man's week's name, according to the demo, is just "FUCK YOU!".
 * Despite Suction Cup Man appearing nowhere in the demo, it seems that his old files and stuff were left over in the demo's files.
 * Suction Cup Man's mod is also one of the few to have smear frames, in this case, it's before the "ey!" animation.
 * According to Piemations, Suction Cup Man is Asexual Panromantic.
 * Suction Cup Man has originated on both Youtube and Newgrounds in "Suction Cup Man (South Park Inspired Animation)" with a majority of episodes being uploaded on Youtube afterwards and then the entirety being uploaded onto Newgrounds in 2021 for the uncensored release of episode 4
 * Polaroid119 said on her twitter that Suction Cup Man is getting a second week
 * This week will feature 3 new songs: Climbing, Towers, and Look at Me Go.
 * The first song for Suction Cup Man will be 2 minutes and 16 seconds long.

Cameos in other mods
Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Suction Cup Man's story.
 * In Times & Tribulations (Vs. Omega), he can be seen during the intro cutscene.
 * In The Date Week, he can be seen as a drawing during the credits.
 * In a teaser for a song in VS Nonsense, he can be seen climbing another tower in the backround.

Music
Note 1: Normie replaces Easy.

Note 2: Average replaces Normal.

Note 3: Etterna replaces Hard.

Dialogue
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Smudge Dialogue

 * Boyfriend is walking through the business tower, when he hears the familiar sound of... suction cups.


 * Boyfriend looks confused upon hearing this as he runs to the open window.


 * Dude, what are you doing?!


 * I'M CLIMBIN' YA TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS, WHAT DO YOU THINK DUMBASS!?


 * Uhhh, bro, you're kinda smudgin' the windows, and I don't wanna get beat up by double D today, so can you not?


 * Ah... I said this so many times. I CANNOT GO DOWN, I CAN ONLY GO UP.


 * ...WHAT???


 * I'M... not... even gonna explain. You kinda remind me of business dummy. I've been missing him since he went on vacation last fall!


 * Well, I have nothing better to do, so how about a rap battle?


 * Hm... Fuck it, why not?


 * Here's the mic.


 * Boyfriend tosses the mic to Suction Cup Man, who grabs it.


 * Heh! I've never rapped before, but I'll give it a try! Mind if I make some random-ass noises?


 * Eh-- no, not at all. I mostly rap with vowels, beeps, and sometimes Windows Blue Screen errors.


 * ...HUH?


 * It's nothing, let's just get to it now.


 * -|Nark=

Nark Dialogue

 * Hey, that was pretty fun!


 * Yeah, you did good for your first time!


 * Well technically I did sing my own theme song but that doesn't really count 'cause I didn't write that.


 * By the way, who was that "Double D" guy you were talking about anyway?


 * He's my Girlfriend's dad. He told me to protect this tower for some reason. He's also an ex rockstar, which is interesting.


 * He seems to have something against me, he keeps hiring this people to mess with me in some way, as if to prove a point.


 * Hey wait a second... Are you that guy I was hired to annoy the shit outta?


 * Well in that case, I guess I'll pick up the difficulty a bit!


 * See if you can keep up you eminem wannabe!


 * Oh it's on!


 * -|Skyline=

Skyline Dialogue

 * Nice, you actually kept up, but I ain't slowin down now!


 * I'm getting bored, try harder!


 * If you want hard, I'll give you hard!


 * Suddenly, Mr. Guy Business on his left opens the window next to Suction Cup Man. Leaving both of them expressionless.

Mr.Guy Business: I knew it, you piece of shit!


 * Wait what!? I thought you went on vacation!

Mr.Guy Business: I just wanted to catch you in the act! I just KNEW I couldn't trust you!


 * Look, I'm kinda busty right now, can you f*ck off?

Mr.Guy Business: Get the f*ck off of my tower or else I'll use the window cleaner again!


 * What is going on?


 * Whatever, let's do this last song and be done with it.


 * -|Towers=

Towers Dialogue

 * One day, Kim-Jong-Un plans to bomb America, but Suction Cup Man is climbing on his missile.

Kim-Jong-Un: AYE! What the F*CK are you doing!?


 * Climbin' your missile with suctions cups dumbass, what do YOU think?

Kim-Jong-Un: Why MY missile?


 * Why not your missile?

Kim-Jong-Un: You're delaying my plans to bomb America!


 * I'll delay your plans all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!

???: Beep.

Kim-Jong-Un: What was that?


 * Boyfriend randomly appears from nowhere at the missile with Suction Cup Man


 * What the hell!? How did you get here?


 * That doesn't matter, I want a rematch!


 * But you won last time, didn't you?


 * Awkward silence appears while the camera pans closer to Boyfriend.
 * rap battle


 * God damn it. FINE. We can have a rematch.

Kim-Jong-Un: What the shit.


 * -|Climbing=

Climbing Dialogue

 * Alright now f*ck off and let me deal with this missile!


 * nah

Kim-Jong-Un: What is happening?


 * I'm tryna disarm your missile but this dickhead here won't stop asking to rap me!

Kim-Jong-Un: Wait, you're trying to DISARM it!?


 * Yeah dumbass, what do you think I was trying to do!?

Kim-Jong-Un: Get off of my missile this INSTANT!


 * We're not getting off 'till I get another rematch!


 * WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A REMATCH!


 * don't care


 * -|Look At Me Go=

Look At Me Go Dialogue
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Links

 * GameBananaGamebanana.png
 * DemoGamebanana.png
 * Gameplay Trailer