Friday Night Funkin' HD

"Let's give the crowd somethin' to scream about."

- Daddy Dearest "it's gonna be fu-u-un! let's get to singin', shall we?"

- HD Monster "You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December."

- HD Darnell "Fuck an escalator! I could just fall faster."

- HD Nene "I don't think you'll mess up. And if you do... Then who cares?! You gotta fail before you succeed!!"

- HD Girlfriend 'If you are looking for standalone "HD" mods, check HD (Disambiguation). Also, check for Friday Night Funkin' HD Expanded.'

Friday Night Funkin' HD is a mod made mainly by KOLSAN aka KOLSIN5, that adds new dialogue, new cutscenes, new animations, and new gimmicks. The art-style follows Kolchan's style of art. It currently goes up to Week 5, with a Week 6 update currently being in development.

Changes

 * Almost everything in the mod has been redone in the style of the creator, as they are more realistic with some small features. Such as Girlfriend's dress showing a bit of her chest area, Skid and Pump's mask eyes glow, Mommy Mearest having yellow buckles on her garter belt straps and presumably abs, Pico missing 2 of his teeth, and Monster dripping blood from his mouth and having reindeer antlers instead of his Santa hat. Another thing is Girlfriend's Week 5 outfit, this one is the same as her original counterpart but this one involves a cut-out heart shape Boob window in her dress that exposes some cleavage, a necklace with a bell, and knee-high socks instead of thigh-highs.
 * There are now "HD" icons that feature winning icons. These can be toggled off in the options menu.
 * Boyfriend now sweats as the player's health goes under 50% along with his animations being slower depending on how low it is.
 * Every week now has opening cutscenes, with Tutorial, Week 3 and Week 4 getting special illustrations.
 * These cutscenes have options for where they appear these options include Story Mode, Everywhere Mode, and Diaper Mode which disables them entirely.
 * They can also be skipped by pressing "Space".
 * Boyfriend is visibly fatter if he misses a note. This is most notable in his up animation where he is seen with a double chin.
 * Dialogue is added for every week. This means that every week except the tutorial has an ending cutscene.
 * Boyfriend has a fully fledged personality unlike current FNF and it's mods, making him have a typical 90s kid like personality, he expresses more emotions than his canon self, he isn't stupid and he cares about Girlfriend a lot but dislikes her parents.
 * The stage of Week 1 slowly gathers an audience.
 * Daddy Dearest is visibly sweating during Dadbattle.
 * Boyfriend does the Spooky Dance during South.
 * Girlfriend and her speakers now disappear during the song Monster.
 * Pico is now accompanied by Darnell and Nene holding Girlfriend in her place except in Blammed, where Nene kills herself due to finding out that Pico and Boyfriend dated once (the reason for this is because Nene has an extreme case of homophobia and is literally afraid of gay people).
 * Pico's down animation in the original Friday Night Funkin had his gun aimed at the speakers but in the HD mod in his old design his gun is aimed Boyfriend in his down animation which could signify on how he is More intent on killing Boyfriend In this mod.
 * Blammed has a mechanic where Pico fires his gun, as signalled by a caution sign. Missing these notes will take away 50% of the player's health, often leading to instant death, especially if it is their first try. Caution notes appear in the down lane and therefore otherwise function identically to down notes.
 * "M.I.L.F" and "High" has a new mechanic where Boyfriend dodges streetlights on the road that are signalled by a Caution Sign where the player needs to press Space at the right time, Failing to do this will make the streetlight hit Boyfriend with a text that tells the player to press Space next time.
 * In M.I.L.F, Mommy Mearest shoots lasers at Boyfriend, trying to disintegrate him. These are signalled by yellow lightning bolt-shaped notes. Missing theses notes will cause an instant death, and the player will know exactly why they lost through a new death screen where Boyfriend turns to ashes and his blue balls and the Retry button are on the floor. Laser notes appear in the up lane and move slightly (but noticeably) faster than other notes, but otherwise function identically to standard up notes.
 * Also in M.I.L.F, Boyfriend does the groove that the henchmen would do.
 * While all of the bottomBop references for Week 5 remain the same, nearly all of the upperBop references were changed, the only sticklers being Pico, Hatsune Miku, and Monster. In place of others are some of the HD team (Rozebud, JADS, and Cval from left to right), but also prominent mod original characters like Whitty and Carol, as well as other miscellaneous Newgrounds reps, such as Nene from Pico's School and Dad n' Me.
 * Winter Horrorland now creates a much darker tone than the OG, with Girlfriend and everyone else presumably dead except one person, and Boyfriend is brutally saddened and terrified at this, even though the music's instrumentals and even the lyrics still sound unfittingly lighthearted carolling.
 * In "Winter Horrorland", Girlfriend is now decapitated, with her head gruesomely on display instead of it being a silhouette.
 * Also in Winter Horrorland, Boyfriend now has a terrified and saddened expression on his face.
 * Winter Horrorland is now much harder thanks to a gas mechanic which gradually depletes health. Normally, low note density can reduce the difficulty of a song, but with so few notes to extract health from here, missing notes can lead to a much harder challenge. In an older version, the mechanic started immediately, pushing the player to near-loss before their first note even comes onscreen, which left recovery nearly impossible. The mechanic was nerfed in an update which made the mechanic start when the first notes arrive.
 * Monster now wears reindeer antlers instead of a Santa hat.
 * There is a brand new Date Week, not to be confused with the mod of the same name.
 * Week 6 will be themed around an anime OVA rather than a dating simulator.
 * Japanese VAs on Twitter will also be involved in this week for the voices of BF, GF, Senpai, Spirit and (possibly) the background girls.
 * While possibly a joke, it was "confirmed" in a KOLSAN Twitch stream that HD Senpai is racist.
 * Confirmed in an FNF HD lore tweet by Kolchan8, and one of them being Senpai's design, he does say the N word, which confirms that he will be racist.
 * In another KOLSAN Twitch stream, he has confirmed that HD Boyfriend and HD Senpai will definitely have a feud and clash due to their personalities in the HD universe.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog is featured in his own week.
 * A song featuring Omochao in the Chaos Garden is also available in Freeplay.
 * Boyfriend and Sonic can be seen running parallel to one another in the songs "Boom" and "Racing".
 * Boyfriend can be seen stopping himself while losing rings if the player misses a note during the last 2 songs of the Sonic Week, much like Sonic does in his own games.
 * Each week has remixes of every song from the original game, excluding Tutorial and Monster. They're composed by Jellyfish, who made the remixes for Neo.

Reception
The mod received quite the amount of positive reviews by fans and players alike for its outstanding visuals, creative designs, and usage of dialogue and cutscenes. Many have praised those who have worked on it for its creativity, dynamics and overall appeal. It was so well-received that ninjamuffin99, one of the main devs behind the original Friday Night Funkin', tipped his hat off for KOLSAN and the other HD mod developers. Many people saw this as a potential move up the ranks and some have even predicted that he could be hired to work on the full version of FNF because of this mod.

Others claimed that it was going too far with what it was trying to accomplish, innuendos and such, all while purposely making the players feel uncomfortable and stressed. KOLSAN has denied trying to deliver any bad messages with the mod on multiple occasions.

Characters
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Boyfriend= {{Character|headercolor=#66FFFF|headerfontcolor=#000000|name=HD Boyfriend {{Icon|HDBF|50}}|image=}} {{Quote|I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!|HD Boyfriend|Bopeebo}} {{Quote|This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you...|HD Boyfriend|Pico}} {{Quote|You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat!|HD Boyfriend|Blammed}}

Trivia

 * His hair at the back was designed to mimic Sonic's. It was a last minute decision by the creators. This also may be one of the reasons why the Sonic week was made.
 * Boyfriend's mental state after dealing with Monster made his anxiety and paranoia shoot up, finding solace in music-making.
 * During Date Week, Boyfriend takes Girlfriend out on a date to the beach underneath a night sky and a gazebo in order to take their minds off the events of Week 4.
 * He likes money.
 * Immediately after the events of Week 5, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sex at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make him feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying anything, but being with GF was good enough for him at the moment.
 * On Twitter, it has been teased that HD Boyfriend and Soft Boyfriend would possibly have a chaotic friendship.
 * He is a huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * He is friends with D-Sides Boyfriend and Hellbeats Boyfriend.
 * He sights Sonic the Hedgehog as his childhood hero and has a hyper-fixation on the series.
 * He owns a GameCube system and a copy of Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut.
 * He brought it with him to Girlfriend's house upon the Sonic Week.
 * For whatever reasons, he had used a condom referred to as a "cock ring".
 * BF's favorite Sonic game is Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. There is no reason as to why.
 * Since the Sonic Week took place in his dreams, Boyfriend is shorter than Sonic. From a lore stand-point, this is because BF looks up to Sonic (both literally and metaphorically). In reality, their heights would somewhat be reversed.
 * Boyfriend is sleeping with Girlfriend after the events of the Sonic Week because her parents finally "accepted" him, meaning they're willing to keep him around so they can torture him, hence why this week leads up to Week 6.

Gallery
"Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!?"
 * aliases=Girlfriend}}

- HD Girlfriend "Why are you dodging the question?"

- HD Girlfriend "BF? I'm not sure you wanna do this here!"

- HD Girlfriend "Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenary..."

- HD Girlfriend

Trivia

 * Her hair is designed to indicate horns.
 * Girlfriend is a succubus, like her mother. She is experienced in the act, but she stopped when she got to BF cause she really likes him.
 * Her chubbiness is due to stressing over the pressure of one day having to take her mom's place as the most powerful succubus, despite her not wanting to.
 * She works as a model/celebrity for plus-sized women clothes among other ventures.
 * She also works as a babysitter for free unless Boyfriend comes along.
 * Immediately after the events of Week 5, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sex at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make Boyfriend feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying anything, but being with GF was good enough for him at the moment.
 * Girlfriend isn't really into video games as much as Boyfriend, but she does enjoy watching him play them and have fun regardless.
 * Before the events of the Sonic Week, she fell asleep watching him play SADX.
 * The reason as to why Girlfriend and Boyfriend are sleeping together after the Sonic is because GF's parents have finally "accepted him", meaning they're willing to keep him around so they can torture him, This is why this week leads up to Week 6.
 * HD Girlfriend would be a closeted Cookie Run fan.
 * Girlfriend uses she/they pronouns.

Gallery

 * -|Daddy Dearest=

HD Daddy Dearest
"If you wanna get with my daughter, you gotta beat my ass first."

- HD Daddy Dearest

Trivia

 * He was once one of Mommy Mearest's victims. He used to be an imp, but worked his way up to become Mommy's sort of king. However, he isn't the first Daddy Dearest and won't be the last.
 * He is willing to let Boyfriend sleep at his house under the ruse that he's accepted him, when really he wants to torture him.

Gallery

 * -|Skid & Pump=

HD Skid & Pump
"We were informed you were our precious candy, Senora GF!"

- HD Skid "We can teach you gringo! Please queue the next song, senora GF!"

- HD Pump "You don't know 'bout espooky month!?"

- HD Pump "Are you okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing!"

- HD Skid "And we're the spooky kids!"

- HD Skid and Pump

Trivia

 * Pump's eyes are glowing due to the events of "The Stars". Skid's are glowing for reasons unknown.
 * Skid and Pump use Spanish words in their dialogue. This is most likely a reference to their creator, Sr. Pelo, who is Mexican, as Spanish is the main language used in Mexico and other countries in Latin America.

Gallery

 * -|Monster=

HD Monster
"you ask too many questions, big fella! just chill and hang out with a new pal okay?"

- HD Monster "You were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time."

- HD Monster "Watch out for gas."

- HD Monster

Trivia

 * He was once a human that made a pact with a demon for more power, but the fusion went terribly awry, causing him to become a husk of fat and bones with no muscle.
 * In FNF canon, Monster has the ability to alter someone's perception. In this mod, he has the additional ability to emit pungent poison gas.
 * During Cocoa and Eggnog, Monster appears in the crowd wearing a trenchcoat, which may be a reference to Spooky month where a 'candy dealer' who was theorized to actually be Monster in disguise wore a similar outfit.

Gallery

 * -|Pico=

HD Pico
"Don't care, changed my mind, suck me."

- HD Pico "Okay cool, I don't hate you."

- HD Pico "Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all live... And if it's trash...you gettin' merc'd."

- HD Pico "But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks!"

- HD Pico

Trivia

 * He hates Monster yellow.
 * Like in the original base game and in most mods, Pico's sexuality is still unknown.
 * His hair is now similar to his original haircut in the original Pico's School series. However, his icon keeps the original FNF haircut.
 * He killed 81 people in Stress

Gallery

 * -|Mommy Mearest=

HD Mommy Mearest
"Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest. After this, though, the only thing you'll be callin' me is Mommy."

- HD Mommy Mearest "What're you starin' so hard for, boy? You want me??"

- HD Mommy Mearest "BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!"

- HD Mommy Mearest

Trivia

 * She is a succubus and is trying to raise Girlfriend to follow in her tracks. Week 4 is just her doing her job, while also testing Boyfriend.
 * It was confirmed that after the events of Week 4, she grew bored of BF due to him wanting to be with GF instead of succumbing to her and becoming the new Daddy Dearest. (This is subject to change.)

Gallery

 * -|Sonic=

HD Sonic
Wanna learn more about Sonic the Hedgehog?

"Come on now, race!"

- HD Sonic "What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves adventure! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!"

- Sonic "Aw yeah! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I also do a little bit of free styling when I'm bored."

- HD Sonic "You're in MY court now, lil dude!"

- HD Sonic

Appearance
Sonic appears as a blue hedgehog with peach skin, green eyes, a black nose, white gloves, and red and white shoes with gold buckles. Due to his confident nature, he is seen smirking a lot of the time.

In Racing he is running with his hand behind his back and is spinning in a circular motion while he is looking at Boyfriend.

In his super form he has gold fur, red eyes, a more reddish peach skin tone, a gold aura around him, and he is leveltating off the ground.

Trivia

 * Sonic has an additional freeplay song, where you play as him facing Omochao.
 * Sonic's spritesheet while he is running inside Boom, and Racing has two different spritesheets. Those two spritesheets are separated between his head and his body. This also goes for Boyfriend while he is running.
 * Inside all of Sonic's songs, there are multiple references to multiple of Sonic's songs in previous games.
 * For example, inside Racing, he starts singing Sonic R's "Super Sonic Racing"
 * Sonic's eyelids are the color of his skin rather than his fur, unlike how he currently looks in the recent Sonic games.

Gallery

 * -|Omochao=

Omochao
Wanna learn more about Omochao?

Appearance
Omochao is a small robot modelled after a Neutral Chao. As such, he has a round waterdrop-like head with large eyes but no nose and a round torso smaller than his head. Both his head and torso are light blue with a stripe of darker blue running down the middle. He also has smooth yellow feet with orange soles and tips but no legs, and gray cable-like arms with round yellow balls at the end for hands. Neither his arms or feet have digits. He also has small rivet studs around his framework and orange and yellow ripple-like eyes. Lastly, he has a small two-bladed propeller on top of his head and a wind-up key on his back, giving him the appearance of a wind-up toy. (He’s very funny btw)

Trivia

 * Omochao has earned a reputation in the Sonic community for being annoying, due to him constantly butting in with repetitive dialogue.

Gallery

 * -|Senpai=

HD Senpai
Senpai has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content

As you may have read above, his week will be in anime style instead of videogame.

Also, HD Senpai is canonically racist because it is funny.
 * -|Spirit=

HD Spirit
Spirit has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content

It is known that HD Spirit can fight.
 * -|Tankman=

HD Tankman
Tankman has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content }}

Music
Note: Tutorial and Monster do not have remixes.

Dialogue
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Tutorial=

Tutorial Dialogue

 * ''What are you so afraid of?.


 * ''I just wanna... y'know--


 * ''Not mess up in front of you! It'll be so lame.


 * ''I don't think you'll mess up. And if you do...


 * ''Then who cares?! You gotta fail before you succeed!!


 * ''Come on, I'll show you.


 * -|Bopeebo=

Bopeebo Dialogue

 * ''GF, it's time to come home, your 2nd dinner's gonna get cold--








 * ''Who is this?


 * ''Well, he's--


 * ''The name's .XML...BF, .XML!


 * ''I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!!


 * ''And to an extent, your daughter.


 * ''BF WHAT??


 * ''I'll tell ya right now, boy;


 * ''If you wanna get with my daughter, you gotta beat my ass first.


 * ''Wait dad--


 * ''Thassa BET!! I'll suplex ya, old man! You ain't ready for this problem!!


 * ''And after I f**k you up, i'm gonna f**k up your daughter's--


 * ''...In a singin' battle!


 * ''...Oh.


 * ''Well in that case, I'm one of the hottest rappers out right now.


 * ''I'll help you get with the times, then I'm gonna smooch this dime, hehe...


 * ''Ain't that right, baby?


 * ''Why won't you guys just calm doooown?!


 * ''You've got some nerve tryin' to swoon my little girl while I'm right here.


 * ''Put yer mic where yer yapper is, boh!


 * ''Aight! Don't go to hard, you might get an aneurysm.


 * -|Fresh=

Fresh Dialogue



 * ''You know what?


 * ''That was a lot less scary than I imagined it would be.


 * ''Pfft, it was just baby-time music.


 * ''I thought someone as puny as him would only be able to handle that.


 * ''Now comes the real test. Yer gonna show me just how badly you want my baby girl.


 * ''Oh no, dad please don't do something rash--


 * ''Don't worry doll, this is all for practice. Hit me with anything geezer!


 * ''Alright.


 * ''You said you were a rapper, right?


 * ''Well I actually hung with and killed both Biggie and Tupac.


 * ''Lemme show you what they taught me before I made their lives forfeit.


 * -|Dadbattle=

Dadbattle Dialogue

 * ''...Huh.


 * ''That also wasn't as intense as I thought it'd be!


 * ''Mother F**KER. You persistent little sh*t.




 * ''Whatcha gonna do now, pops? The crowd's getting bigger.


 * ''They want a show. I say we give em one...


 * ''However, you ARE lookin' mighty tired.


 * ''Same could be said for you, boh. But I'm 'bouta make mincemeat outta you.


 * ''Let's give the crowd somethin' to scream about.


 * -|Post-Dadbattle=

Post-Dadbattle Dialogue

 * ''How...


 * ''How are you so damn good?!


 * ''I'd do anything for your girl man. Don't you understand?


 * ''I really want her, I've proven myself worthy.


 * ''I deserve this...I deserve, HER!


 * ''BF...


 * ''You don't deserve shit...she's been with other men, y'know.


 * ''BETTER men at that, better than you'll EVER be.


 * ''Even if they are better than me...well, I don't care! No flaws make you a lame!


 * ''Your daughter knows what she's doing. She picked my bum-ass for a reason.


 * ''Now stay out her business, and attend to the tightness of them jeans.




 * -|Spookeez=

Spookeez Dialogue



 * ...erm--


 * Babe, I know that haunted houses are intended to be eery 'n' shit...


 * But nah, this place is whack! I hate it here!!


 * What are you so afraid of?


 * I'm here by your side, no one's gonna hurt you.


 * But I've BEEN hurt! I got jumpscared so much my scrote's losing control of itself...


 * I'm sure there's a bathroom around here so you can fix yourself up.


 * ''Do you 2 dolls have any idea where a bathroom may be?

& : Up stairs, first door on the right!


 * Ah okay, thank you!




 * WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?


 * We were informed that you were our precious candy, senora GF!


 * So we'll be taking you now, as a treat!


 * Not so fast! You guys ain't earn her like I did, she's all mine!


 * Baby...


 * UNLESS you guys can beat me in a sing-off! Then you can have her.


 * Bitch...


 * Issa good deal ain't it?

& : It sounds so fun! Let's go for it, fren!!


 * -|South=

South Dialogue

 * ''Raw as fuck! I totally aced that!


 * ''It was hard as shit, but I aced it!


 * ''I...almost died many times during it, but I'm still kickin'!


 * ''How you feelin' towards these little duders hon?


 * ''They're cute and all, but I really think it's too scary here. We should leave.


 * ''What, can't handle a little dark atmosphere?


 * ''No, I can handle that and these two freaks of nature...


 * ''If anything, it's the thunder for me.


 * "..I get it.


 * ''Aw come on! Don't leave so soon, fren!


 * ''Espooky month barely even started!!


 * ''Spooky Month?


 * ''You don't know 'bout espooky month!?


 * ''No, please enlighten us!


 * ''Well it's...it's when you enjoy, ya know, spooky things!


 * ''Eating spooky candies, discovering spooky monsters...


 * ''And doing the spooky dance!!


 * ''Is that what you guys were doing while you were singing?


 * ''I kinda wanna try it out too, honestly!


 * ''We can teach you gringo! Please queue the next song, senora GF!


 * -|Monster=

Monster Dialogue



 * ''Wait huh...?


 * ''Where's the little monster kids?


 * ''GF???


 * ''Why's it so dark now...and what's this presence I feel?


 * ''you ask too many questions, big fella! just chill and hang out with a new pal okay?


 * ''W-who the hell are you?! Tell me what you did to them!


 * ''i just wanted some alone time with you, is that so wrong?


 * ''i'm dying to have a little singing battle with you.


 * ''For what reason...what will you gain from this if I lose?




 * ''don't know, but it's gonna be fu-u-un! let's get to singin', shall we?




 * -|Post-Monster=

Post-Monster Dialogue

 * ''Are you okay?!






 * ''What...what even??


 * ''Are you okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing!


 * ''No...I what?


 * ''You guys didn't see that thing?!


 * ''What are you on about?


 * ''I must be going mad...either way, we done here! No more.


 * ''It was fun, I guess, but my bowels are gettin' irritable.


 * ''By the way, what were you two's names?


 * ''I'm Skid!


 * ''I'm Pump!

& : ''And we're the Spooky Kids!!


 * ''Awe, I changed my mind, they're so cute!


 * ''Hope we have kids as ambitious as them one day.


 * ''The more I gotta do shit like this, the less fertile I become.


 * ''But it's cool! We do it for the culture! And the sex.


 * ''Let's get going lady!


 * -|Pico=

Pico Dialogue

 * ''This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you...


 * ''You're awfully corny!! I like it.


 * ''Also, your hand's really low.


 * ''Oh shit, my bad--


 * ''Move it lower.


 * ''Ohh it's like that huh?! Well come here babe--


 * (A gun click is heard)


 * ''I knew i'd find you here you lil shit.


 * ''Pico? Of all people...


 * ''Huh!? Who are you 3?! What's going on, how does BF know you?


 * ''What did I do now man?!


 * ''Nothin' to me, but pops coughed up the dough, and you know me, heheh.


 * ''Bringing your goons along with you huh?


 * ''You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December.


 * ''AYE, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, FATASS SKANK?!


 * ''I bring my boys with me wherever I go, no matter the difficulty of the task!


 * ''Boy and girl!


 * ''Fuck up.


 * ''Okay! ^_^


 * ''Anyway, as the realest muhfucka on the rooftop was sayin'...


 * ''Jobs like this have been scarce, so lemme play with my food a little.


 * ''Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all live...


 * ''And if it's trash...you gettin' merc'd.




 * -|Philly Nice=

Philly Nice Dialogue

 * ''Okay cool, I don't hate you.


 * ''Wait wait wait, hold on...


 * ''You mentioned "pops" a minute ago...who is that?


 * ''I was talm bout YOUR pops, shorty.


 * ''wuh HUH!?


 * ''Wait...so you guys are related?


 * ''Come on man...


 * ''Lemme spell it out for you, DUMBASS.


 * ''You are blood money to me. Your girl's dad hired me to take you out--


 * ''Wait to like dinner or--


 * ''LET ME FINISH!! DAMN.


 * ''He hired me to kill you. Said you embarrassed him but he won't tell me what for.


 * ''All I did was out-rap him like the sexy beast I am...


 * ''That's petty as heck in hindsight. But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks!


 * ''Aight, next song.


 * -|Blammed=

Blammed Dialogue

 * ''Okay!! The beats was hot, but now I'm losing.


 * ''Sooo, now YOU'RE gonna be losing...


 * ''your life...


 * ''uhahaaaa!

and : ''...


 * ''Fuck both of you.


 * ''You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat! You a bitch!


 * ''Don't care, changed my mind, suck me.


 * ''This is so annoying! Why are white people like this!?


 * ''Tch, he hasn't changed a bit since we stopped dating.


 * (The background music stops)


 * ''Since you what?


 * ''What the--


 * ''You can't just go around casually mentioning that you f-


 * ''w-what...??


 * ''GAYS?!


 * ''what the FUCK?!


 * ''I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!


 * ''WAIT, NENE DON'T JUMP--


 * (*splatter*)




 * ''Aaand that's 10.


 * ''You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic...You knew that.


 * ''So then...so then why would you do this?


 * ''XML. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.


 * ''I'M DOWN A GOON, YET MY CLIP'S STILL FULL.


 * ''Funny how that works: never shot no one and yet someone's dead...but it isn't my target.


 * ''I think we should fix that.


 * -|Post-Blammed=

Post-Blammed Dialogue

 * ''OKAY I'M TIRED OF PLAYING FAIR, I'M ACTUALLY JUST GONNA KILL YOU!


 * ''FUCK THE MONEY, I JUST WANT YOU GONE!


 * (*click* *click*)


 * ''You gotta be pullin' my nuts here.


 * ''Whatever, let's throw hands--


 * ''Not so fast!




 * ''You belong to the Dearest family now.


 * (Pico fades away)




 * (Darnell shimmies away)




 * ''Uhm...erhm...


 * ''Yeah so turns out I'm not adopted haha!


 * ''Just promise you won't tell anyone okay?


 * ''...Bet.


 * -|Satin Panties=

Satin Panties Dialogue

 * ''Hey BF, they're playin my momma's song on the radio! You vibin' with it?


 * ''Yee yee, I'm rockin' with it!


 * ''Y'know, GF? I don't think I've ever been with someone who makes me as happy as you do.


 * ''It's so nice having someone as clingy as me by my side.


 * ''I wouldn't say I'm clingy, I'm just here to see you kick ass and not die!




 * ''What's with the face? It's the truth.


 * ''Right.


 * ''Speaking of relationships...what did you do to Pico a few weeks ago?


 * ''Oh him? Well, you know the shadow realm from Yu-Gi-Oh?


 * ''It's essentially like that. He isn't suffering or anything, but he belongs to us...


 * ''Me specifically.


 * ''Aight, that's real sus.


 * ''Why are you having another man around all the time huh?


 * ''Are you dense? Why are you jumping to conclusions all defensively?


 * ''I might have him around all the time, but he isn't even able to interact with me unless I say so.


 * ''None of this seems right to me.


 * ''The last couple of things you just said make me doubt your feelings for me


 * ''Come on now! Even if we've been dating for less than 3 months doesn't mean shit--


 * ''You're saying that I don't mean shit!?


 * ''NO! UGH YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I MEANT--


 * (thud)


 * ''Wait, did you hear that?

???: ''Don't waste yer time believin' her.


 * ''What the--?! Who's there?!


 * ''Also, you're grounded, 'member? Your father and I own that ginger now. YOU can't use him.


 * ''Momma??


 * ''It's me honey! I'm crashin' this party.


 * ''T-THAT'S YOUR MOM????


 * ''YEAH?? DON'T GET ANY IDEAS--


 * ''SILENCE, GEAREST.


 * ''Bojangles, Bubbles, Alvin, Michael!

Henchmen : ''Ma'am, yes ma'am!!


 * ''Make sure she doesn't get away or compromise this situation.

Henchmen : ''Aye!!


 * ''Sorry to crash y'alls date, but yer initiation ain't over boy!


 * ''You said you were staying out of this, mother.


 * ''I was. Then Gnomeo over here decided to embarrass my shnuckums in front of his fans..


 * ''You wouldn't believe how much he sobbed in my arms the night it happened.


 * ''Tell me your name, boy.


 * ''BF... My name's BF. like, Boyfriend.


 * ''KEKEKEKEKE! That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of!


 * ''Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest.


 * ''After this, though, the only thing you'll be callin' me is Mommy.


 * ''PFFT, you're funny. I like you, lady!


 * ''(Thinking: The hell is she doing? Is she...she's trying to seduce BF, isn't she?!)


 * ''(...Ugh! Whatever, I know BF's heart is in the right place! He's not going to fall for it.)


 * ''(Then again...I made him really upset with me.)


 * ''(It might make it easy for him to succumb to her charms...)


 * ''(Whatever! I always put my trust in you, BF, and I'll keep doing it. Prove me wrong!)


 * -|High=

High Dialogue
Ethan : ''Good evening, beautiful people.

Ethan : ''This is KOL News Network with an update on the high-speed chase unfolding along Route 76.

Ethan :''Two of the persons atop the involved matte-black limos have been identified as ex-popstar Mommy Mearest...

Ethan : ''That's a fuckin' stupid name...

Ethan : ''Ahem- and her daughter. with a number of other persons assumed to be affiliates and entourage.

Ethan : ''Whatever the case, the road there is known to be littered with low-hanging street lights, so caution is advised.

Ethan : ''Seriously, who the fuck put those there!? There's, like, a twelve mile stretch with no light behind them.

Ethan : ''More on this high-speed action soon...

Ethan : ''Was I supposed to say that? No? I don't give a shit, dude.
 * ''Not bad, boy... not bad at all.


 * ''This shit...this shit is too much!!


 * ''I see where those abs come from now...


 * ''What're you starin' so hard for, boy? You want me??


 * ''Tch!! As if.


 * ''You're weird as hell mom! Why is it so hard for you and dad to be normal?


 * ''Crashing my dates,


 * ''trapping people into televisions,


 * ''causing someone to smoke the sheer dread out of having to deal with you guys??


 * ''It's so annoying!

Bojangles : ''Ms. GF, please calm down suga'!

Bubbles : ''Your parents know what's best for ya...just chill on it.


 * ''And bring your imps along!? You're the worst.


 * ''Your boyfriend don't seem to think so. Look at how he's pantin from just bein' in my presence!




 * ''Tell me, BF, what is it that you like the most about me?


 * ''Is it..my scent? My beautiful, long curly hair...?


 * ''Or perhaps...somethin' else has your eye?


 * ''Can we go to the next song please?


 * ''Why are you dodging the question?


 * ''(I'm losing him, It's so quick but, I'm already losing him.)


 * ''(It can't end like this. BF's gotta remember what he's doing this for...)


 * ''Remember, BF. There's a huge difference between a woman, and a little girl.


 * ''Perhaps this next one can show you what the former can do.


 * -|M.I.L.F=

M.I.L.F Dialogue
Ethan : ''Is it really that important? Nobody gives a shit about this kid! I'm eight days into a 2-week notice, I'm tired of this shit.

Ethan : ''An anonymous tip sent into the newsroom just moments ago has identified the short, blue-haired youth accompanying the Dearest family members and associates atop the speeding limos as Boyfriend.XML

Ethan : ''the up-and-coming rapper who made headlines after defeating Mearest's husband, ex-rockstar Daddy Dearest, in a series of performance arts showdowns.


 * ''OKAY! That's enough Mrs. Mearest! I've had enough.


 * ''What's the matter boo?


 * ''Are you losin' focus from seeing me move so gracefully?


 * ''Bet you got so many nasty thoughts in yer head goin' on...


 * ''You want me so bad...don't you??


 * ''(That's it..,I think he's gone.)


 * ''(There's no way he doesn't want her after that, it always works on horny men.)


 * ''(B-but he can't just go on and lust for her! She just wants to snag his soul!!)


 * ''(If you were to leave me, I at least want to find the ability to find solace in your assured safety...)


 * ''(Damn it. He's going to leave me now, and it's all cuz of that stupid argument. It's all my fault.)


 * ''Ugh, just shut the FUCK UP!!


 * ''...wuh??


 * ''EXCUSE ME!?


 * ''I'm sick of hearing you speak! You're fuckin' weird!


 * ''The way you talk to me makes me feel so infantilized.


 * ''And you considered the fact you're speakin' outta turn about your own daughter?


 * ''All just to impress ME, a random!?


 * ''It makes me so furious, how could ever say some foul shit like that about her...


 * ''I love your daughter, I ONLY love your daughter.


 * ''I won't lie, I do find you attractive. You're very pretty, your voice is nice, and you smell good...


 * ''But I wouldn't even be fawnin' over you if I wasn't so mad at GF!


 * ''I-I just got really hurt when you told me you weren't clingy...


 * ''...and you only stuck around so much to keep me from dying.


 * ''And the Pico thing, I just feel really insecure about him always bein' able to be with you.


 * ''It should be me!


 * ''I only told you that to try and reassure you that I wouldn't let anything hurt you...


 * ''And that I'm your #1 cheer-leader...I'm sorry that it came off the way it did.


 * ''I have so much faith in you because you're just...you're just so cool, okay?!


 * ''It's one thing to be a powerful demon with a stupid amount of confidence,


 * ''but it's another to be a mere mortal with the feeling of invincibility!!


 * ''That's you, BF!!


 * ''No matter what's been thrown at you, you've pulled through with confidence.


 * ''Whether it's having to face my demon parents, literal monster kids, and being shot at...


 * ''You've shown nothing but resilience.


 * ''I wish I was mortal so I could know how it feels to have your life on the line everyday you wake up.


 * ''I love you, BF, I feel like if we were to separate we'd actually die. I NEED you.


 * ''You feel it too then...this feeling, like our souls are inseparable in a sense?


 * ''It's real fitting for how corny we are.


 * ''I'm real sorry too, GF. You got no idea how greatful I am for you.


 * ''I'm glad we can get this shit out the way.


 * ''Oh...oh this feeling...


 * ''HUH--


 * ''Oh dear, Daddy ain't made me feel like this in sooo long...


 * ''Momma??


 * ''But YOU, BF... you're a whole different breed.


 * ''A man who knows how to put a bitch like me in her place...


 * ''AND shows love to her own girl after some tramp dissed her...


 * ''IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM DOLL, BUT... YOU'RE JUST TOO PERFECT!


 * ''I'll tell you this, BF...If you lose this, your soul is mine for all eternity.


 * ''You'll never see GF ever again, I'll use you for whatever the hell I want.


 * ''I might even make you into an imp

Michael : ''Wait, we were somethin' before bein' demon?


 * ''You can't refuse this offer, either, or I'll just eviscerate you right here and now!!


 * ''Shitt, GF...this might not end too well.


 * ''Now that's not like you, to just give in so quickly.


 * ''Kick my mom's ass for me, 'kay?




 * ''Hmph!! Okay! for you baby.

Alvin : ''Boys, this might be our last jam togetha under Mrs. Mearest.

Alvin : ''Go into this next song with the reminder that you were all brothas to me. I love y'all equally!

Alvin : ''Let's just hope she won't use the Beautiful Evisceratin' Agony Machine...


 * ''By the way, baby, I don't want this to be too borin'...


 * ''However, I wanna be the one who takes you to your grave...I can't let wreckless drivin' do it!


 * ''So dance, dance for me baby!! Maintain your balance, just like my imps...


 * ''CUZ THIS SHIT'S FINNA GET N U T T Y!!


 * -|Post-M.I.L.F=

Post-M.I.L.F Dialogue

 * ''BF ...that was amazing...I'm so...exhilirated.


 * ''You sapped me of all my juices. From my mic, that is, hehe...


 * ''I know you won, but...can you please, just come be a part of my collection?


 * ''I don't want you!! DAMN!


 * ''I'm with your daughter because i love HER.


 * ''I love the way SHE smells, how HER voice sounds, how HER hair flows in the wind...


 * ''What are you saying?!


 * ''I'm SAYING I LOVE FAT BITCHES!! Mainly the one I'm with, but others are cool too!!


 * ''Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!?


 * ''ALSO, you just let those imps die. They had lifes, too!


 * ''Tch, those imps couldn't take the heat, so they got kicked outta the kitchen.


 * ''By that i mean their limbs are strewn along the road.


 * ''Agh, you two are perfect for each other!! Whatever, you can have 'em girl.


 * ''Momma!


 * ''Even though you've permanently damaged my view of you and made my ego plummet, I love you for this!


 * ''You serious, ma?!


 * ''Yeah, you're kinda boring actually. Welcome to the Dearest family, hon.


 * ''Let's say in a month or so, you come by for a...haunted house tour?


 * -|Cocoa=

Cocoa Dialogue
News Man 2 : ''Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers!

News Man 2 : ''We hope your having a jolly evening here in the-

Ethan : ''Yeah, yeah. Welcome to The Mall, thank you for bring' your fuckin' kids.

Ethan : ''Can't wait to clean up after 'em

News Man 2 : ''Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.

Ethan : ''Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that shit.

News Man 2 : ''I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody.

News Man 2 : ''Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!

Ethan : ''Maaan, FUCK other people. I love being a hateful motherfucker!

Ethan : ''*sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad.

Ethan : ''Only thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-

Ethan : ''You have got to be shitting me.


 *  [Ethan gets pissed off after seeing Boyfriend in one of the cameras.] 

Ethan : ''BRO.


 * ''What am I gettin' for you first, boo?


 * ''YOU aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you this time around.


 * ''I'm thinking of getting you a new coat... This one's a bit yikes!


 * ''HUH?! WHAT'D'I-DO?


 * ''Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?


 * ''Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil homie added to the drip!


 * ''OH, OH, BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!


 * ''You're like a toddler!!


 * ''I'M DOWN THOUGH LET'S GO!!

(FIVE MINUTES LATER...)


 *  [Girlfriend and Boyfriend are shocked to see Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest on Santa's chair.] 




 * ''I don't really know what I expected.


 * ''Goddamn, on the holidays, man?!


 * ''Y'all can't leave us alone for the fuckin' HOLIDAYS??


 * ''You know we can't do that, boh.


 * ''Your initiation MIGHT be over...


 * ''BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!


 * ''Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?


 * ''Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa..


 * ''SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!


 * ''I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?


 * ''RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is?


 * ''We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue?


 * ''I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am.


 * ''Other than that, YEAH! Let's have a damn good Christmas then!


 * ''No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend!


 * ''Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.




 * ''This is not how we bond on Christmas.


 * ''Let alone ANY time of the year.


 * -|Eggnog=

Eggnog Dialogue

 * ''Awww look at us, ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family?


 * ''All aborbs and shit!


 * ''Now let me talk to Santa!


 * ''You're not tryna spend some more time with us?


 * ''I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.


 * ''At the expense of others!


 * ''Just look at what you're doing to poor Santa.


 * ''By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now?


 * ''At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend.


 * ''You either want him dead or want him working for you, huh?!


 * ''You're too young to understand, hon'.


 * ''He's got a power that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.


 * ''THE FUCK YOU MEAN? I JUST BE RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' SHIT!


 * ''That's the problem, Boyfriend.


 * ''ALL you do is rap and sing. Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing.


 * ''You don't even know the weight of your powers.


 * ''...I don't know if it's that deep.


 * ''Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents.


 * ''What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late.


 * ''But hey, that's fine suga.


 * ''Keep that blissful ignorance.


 * ''I adore it.


 * ''Wait wait, until it's too late for what?


 * ''Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back to our family bonding, eh Girlfriend?


 * ''eugh...


 * ''AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!


 * ''Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'?


 * ''I'm not a pet, dumbass. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall.


 * ''Now let's go peep this function, Nene!


 * ''Fuck an escalator! I could just fall faster.


 * (*splatter*)


 * ''*Horrified look*


 * ''11. Shit can neva go right with you white ni**** around.


 * ''Alright, pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.


 * ''No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!


 * -|Post-Eggnog=

Post-Eggnog Dialogue

 * ''HUH?? The lights went out?


 * ''Ayo GF, I think your lights used up some of the mall's electricity, haha...




 * ''GF...?


 * -|Winter Horrorland=

Winter Horrorland Dialogue



 * ''you enjoying the decorations, bud?




 * ''come on, talk to me guy!


 * ''you don't know how hard it was to kill that girl. she put up quite a fight.


 * ''too bad she wasn't able to stick around!




 * ''Why man?


 * ''What did I ever do to you?


 * ''nothin' to me.


 * ''you were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.


 * ''you...


 * ''no tears.


 * ''head up, face me. time to carol.


 * ''oh...one more thing...


 * ''watch out for gas.


 *  [Boyfriend wipes away his tears, still flabbergasted by the scene.] 
 * -|Post-Winter Horrorland=

Post-Winter Horrorland Dialogue

 * ''Baby!?


 * ''BABY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!


 * ''I-I didn't want this to happen but uh...


 * ''It makes our job a lot easier!


 * ''hhh...




 * ''fuck


 * ''Oh my god, thank goodness.


 * ''It happened again... I'm sorry, are you okay-


 * (Boyfriend hugs Girlfriend)




 * ''What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long babe.


 * ''I saw him again... that monster!!


 * ''He, he cut your head off and it was on-top the Christmas tree!


 * ''I was so scared you were gone. I missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!


 * ''Baby... nothing can kill me. Not even you.


 * ''Whoever this monster is, if I ever catch 'em, I'm gonna fuckin' off 'em.




 * ''okay!


 * ''How boring! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.


 * ''No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna KILL us.


 * ''Last I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, Malewife!


 * ''Can't you believe that's gonna be us someday?


 * ''Some day? That was us a few months ago!


 * ''Let's get outta here, I'm tryna give you a white Christmas tonight!


 * ''SHEESH, OK!


 * -|Breaking Point=

Breaking Point Dialogue

 * ''You enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.


 * ''It's from the mixtape money im guessing? Why are you spending so much on me, hon'?


 * ''I gotta show some love for my girl!


 * ''Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name up like hella!


 * ''People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot shit!


 * ''WHICH I am, but y'know...


 * ''I'm proud of you, but you need to save your money!


 * ''I don't need material things like this.


 * ''I needa spoil you every now and then. It's the least I can do as a mortal.


 * ''Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em often, hehe...


 * ''You're really confident in getting on my parents good side, huh?


 * ''Well you needa' get them vocal chords in shape! My parents be goin' ham--


 * ''Hol' up, you talkin' like me now?


 * ''Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!


 * ''Oop, hehe...


 * ''Either way, get those skills up boy! Serenade me.


 * ''Hm... What should I sing?


 * ''Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenary...




 * ''I got one!! You gon' remember this babe!


 * -|Post-Breaking Point=

Post-Breaking Point Dialogue

 * ''You don't have any special powers or anything BF...


 * ''But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.


 * ''GF, promise me you'll always be here for me.


 * ''No matter how crazy shit starts getting, that you'll be by my side.


 * ''You know I'm not goin' anywhere. You're my favorite, I value you too much.


 * ''...favorite what?


 * ''Don't worry about it hon.


 * -|Green Hill=

Green Hill Dialogue
???: ''Hey…'ay man!

???: ''You conscious dude?




 * ''What the hell? How'd I get outside? What's goin' on?

???: ''You're in MY court now, lil dude!


 * ''HUH!?


 * ''Sorry about that!


 * ''You were in the way of my daily lap around Green Hill.


 * ''I tried stopping before I ran into you, but I guess my momentum still carried for a bit.


 * ''You good though? You looked pretty out of it.


 * ''NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH NAH.


 * ''You can't just come around and start acting like this is a common occurrence…


 * ''YOU'RE SONIC THE FUCKIN' HEDGEHOG!!


 * ''Yep, I'm no one special, just a dude who loves to chill and do good.


 * ''NO ONE SPECIAL??


 * ''You’ve saved the world on a multitude of occasions, you run faster than the speed of sound.


 * ''And don't even get me started on you grabbin' the Chaos Emeralds. SUPER SAIYAN SHIT BRUH!


 * ''Not to mention you do all this NAKED! IT'S SO COOL!


 * ''Well, when you put it like that...I guess I AM someone special, heh.


 * ''I've always wanted to be like you, ever since I was younger. My whole fit's based on your image in some ways!


 * ''Never thought I'd meet someone as dedicated as you...a bit strange in all honesty.


 * ''Say, what's your favorite past time?


 * ''Honestly? Rapping.


 * ''It's all I've been doing for the past few months. Just bein' on the grind y'know?


 * ''Aw yeah! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I also do a little bit of free styling when I'm bored.


 * ''Yee yee, I've seen you emcee in some commercials before! I wanna see if it was all a bluff.


 * ''Commercials? That probably wasn't me, I hate public speaking and all that stuff.


 * ''If you're tryna rap though, then let's chill and jam out! I've got nothing but time.


 * -|Boom=

Boom Dialogue

 * ''AHYUGH, AHCK...


 * ''FUCK man, I knew you were fast when it came to running, but you spit fast as hell too!


 * ''I barely even had a chance to catch my breath throughout that!


 * ''I had that one memorized, I'm always thinking about it when I run through here.


 * ''Plus, I DID carry you throughout that.


 * ''I aspire to be at that level of creativity with my music.


 * ''Well, when you're chasin' baddies all the time, you gotta give yourself something to lose yourself to.


 * ''It helps getting to the goal a lot easier.


 * ''It's funny. We rap for two entirely different goals.


 * ''You rap to escape, I rap to entertain and get laid!


 * ''Get...laid? Why would you need to rap in order to sleep?


 * ''(Thinking: Wow...he's dense.)


 * ''(Thinking: He just like me for real!)


 * ''Hey lil dude, I never even got your name...


 * ''It's BF, like Boyfriend!


 * ''I'll just call ya B! Simple, and to the point.


 * ''Alright, B, let's see if you can keep up with me now!




 * ''BRO WHAT THE HELL!?


 * ''WAIT FOR ME, DAMMIT!


 * -|Racing=

Racing Dialogue

 * ''SONIC MY MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M KEEPIN' UP WITH YOU RIGHT NOW...


 * ''BUT I'M STARTING TO GET EXHAUSTED!!


 * ''WELL THEN WHY DID YOU COME ALONG? YOU'RE IN MY WORLD AND YOU'RE GETTING TIRED?


 * ''SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT THAT CAN'T FLY HERE. WHAT EXACTLY BROUGHT YOU HERE?


 * ''I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER PLACE TO BE!


 * ''Ever since I was a kid, I looked up to how courageous and strong you are.


 * ''No matter how dire the stakes are, you always go in with no worries! You're everything I'm not.


 * ''I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MUSIC! I want to be strong for my girl...


 * ''But everytime she's in a bad situation, I'm helpless. All I can do is rap and sing and hope to win.


 * ''I'M TIRED OF BEIN' WEAK, SONIC! I WANNA BE STRONG AND PROTECT THOSE I LOVE!


 * ''I understand that. But you have to know that my line of work is FAR more complex than just dealing with drama.


 * ''Your best way of becoming strong is going past your limits, pushing boundaries you didn't even know existed!


 * ''I'LL DO ANYTHING DAWG, JUST...JUST TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO!


 * -|Post-Racing=

Post-Racing Dialogue

 * ''I'm really impressed. You were able to keep up the whole time without much fail--


 * (*crash*)


 *  [BF lays on the ground, unconscious, and in a puddle of his own blood] 


 * ''Nevermind.


 * ''Hey kid, I don't know if you can hear me...but I think you should stick to rapping.


 * ''Being me isn't easy. Being ANYONE who isn't you is difficult.


 * ''There's nothing wrong with wanting to do more for others.


 * ''However, it's okay to accept that you won't always be able to do more for others, too.


 * ''You can still be strong and help others without being super fast or physically built.


 * ''I don't know anything about you, but I bet the people in your life already see you as strong enough.


 * ''Someday in the near future, you'll be able to up your limits. This is too early though!


 * ''I gotta head out now, but I'm proud of you for coming this far. Let me grab some rings to patch you right...


 * ''*GASP*




 * ''No way...you mean, I was dreaming that whole time? I'm not actually that strong, am I?


 * ''It's never gonna be enough, is it?


 * ''Baby, can you lay back down with me? I had a niiightmare...




 * ''(Thinking: I might not be strong enough for myself yet, but if I'm strong enough for her...I guess that's enough.)


 * ''(Thinking: Thanks Sonic...I had that dream for a reason, but it was really taxing on my brain.)


 * ''(Thinking: I guess I'll just lay back down.)




 * ''(Thinking: I feel really uncomfortable...am I--am I laying on something?)


 * ''WHAT'S THIS? A RING?!


 * ''Oh...wait...that's just my cock ring. Whatever man.

}}
 * ''I'll probably wake up later and hop into the Chao Garden.

Trivia (General)

 * The cutscene where Daddy Dearest reveals how he used to know The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur before killing them was confirmed to be canon by one of the vanilla FNF devs PhantomArcade in a Twitter reply. However, this could be a joke.
 * Monster's right pose is designed to resemble Trollface.
 * In the first 2 frames of his left pose (used for right) seems to show a face in his mouth. This is because in the HD canon, Monster used to be a human that made a pact with a demon but the fusion went horribly wrong, causing the body to become a husk of fat and bones.
 * Monster's inner face as seen on his left pose appears to be an eyeless wojak.
 * In his down pose, gallery image and one of his dialogue portraits you can see the same face in his mouth.
 * In Blammed, the train is changed to have blood splashed on it due to Nene's suicide.
 * Darnell's statement of "Aaand that's 10" means that Nene's suicide is the 10th death in her lifetime because in the Pico franchise, Nene has canonically died 9 times.
 * Ironically before Eggnog starts, Nene skipped using the escalator and jumped off instead, making her death count go up to 11.
 * Diaper Mode might have been added to poke fun at the people getting offended by the dialogue such as Nene's reaction to Boyfriend and Pico once dating.
 * Pico is shown having lost a tooth which never happened in the original game.
 * This is because Pico's design was based off MindChamber's Pico design, where he is missing a tooth.
 * The sound for when a danger note comes aka Pico shooting at you might of been taken from a Shannon Sunday video called FNF - Pico (test).
 * When Boyfriend is stressed, he noticeably holds his mic closer to his head.
 * Boyfriend is shown to be putting too much pressure on Girlfriend. Additionally he doesn't care that she's a bit annoyed.
 * The name of the game's folder for the V2 update is "Iluuuvfatbitches".
 * For some reason, Daddy Dearest's left and right note animations have been swapped.
 * Both Week 3's and Week 4's special notes are named "warningNote" in the files.
 * The billboards on Week 4 reference different mods, such as Garcello and FNF Neo.
 * This holds true to some of Week 5's advertisements, such as the then-unreleased FNF Soft.
 * KOLSAN confirmed on Twitter that Sonic The Hedgehog would be getting a full week.
 * The Sonic Week takes place a month after the events of Week 5 and a day before the events of Week 6.
 * According to KOLSAN and Cherribun, Friday Night Funkin': Sonic's Rhythm Rush is officially canon to Friday Night Funkin' HD.
 * In the events of HD and Rhythm Rush, however, Sonic and Daddy Dearest have never met each other.
 * The news reporter/mall worker in both Weeks 4 and 5 is called Ethan.
 * Having quit his job before the events of Week 5, he went on to become a butler for the Daddy Dearest family, but quit that same day when BF formally met GF's parents and everything went awry. He blames BF for everything bad happening to them.
 * HD contains the similar gag from the vanilla game's Week 5 where the Mall Santa isn't worried about the gun and is peeking at Mearest's B A D O N K E R S.
 * While Monster is still hiding in the background of Cocoa and Eggnog, rather than simply standing there he is now (technically) disguising himself under a large coat and hat. the coat is a reference to the candy dealer from Sr Pelo's spooky month: unwanted house guest
 * For unknown reasons, the roof of the mall is completely torn off in Winter Horrorland, though it is hardly visible in-game.
 * Looking at the evilBG folder in the game files, a small, derpy version of KOLSAN's persona is also standing in the background of Winter Horrorland and is simply hidden behind the Christmas tree.
 * The artwork in the gallery is all referenced upon a unique piece of Sonic The Hedgehog Artwork for each character. The character's seem to connect in the way that they are similar in both of their series for one or another reasons. This may be a reference to the fact Sonic will be getting his own week in FNF HD.
 * Boyfriend uses a reference of Sonic, Girlfriend uses a reference of Amy Rose, Daddy Dearest uses a reference of Doctor Eggman, Mommy Mearest uses a reference of Rouge The Bat, Skid and Pump both use references of Chao from Sonic Adventure and Team Sonic Racing, Monster uses a reference of Chaos, Pico, and Darnell use references of Knuckles The Echidna, and Nene use a reference of Amy Rose.
 * The OVA theme in Week 6 is inspired by the art style of the Yu Yu Hakusho series.
 * KOLSAN and Ninjamuffin99 are frenemies on Twitter.
 * In the background for the Sonic Week, Tails can be seen with blue shoes. This is probably a nod to a false fact posted by Daily Classic Sonic about how Tails was supposed to have Blue shoes in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (aka, his debut), but was scrapped due to the Sega Genesis's limited color scheme for certain characters.
 * The songs' names for the Sonic Week references much of the Sonic series as a whole.
 * "Green Hill" references Green Hill Zone (First level of Sonic the Hedgehog), "Boom" references Sonic Boom (Main theme for US version of Sonic CD's OP) and "Racing" references Super Sonic Racing (Main theme for Sonic R).
 * The Freeplay track "Happy Time" is a remix of "Join Us 4 Happy Time ... for CHAO Race" from Sonic Adventure.
 * In the Sonic Week update, the Week selection menu now has their own rhythm to its new theme. For example, if you hover over Week 1, it will have the rhythm of one of Week 1's songs, or if you hover over the Sonic Week, it will have a Sega Genesis cover as the theme.
 * A photo of Phil Eggtree from the Riddle School series can be seen in Girlfriend's room.
 * All of the Sonic Week Music is copyrighted, as Sega owns the original music.
 * Inside Friday Night Funkin' HD's files (assets/images & assets/shared/images), you can discover some extra color sketched drawings of the characters from the Sonic Franchise.
 * You can find Ritz's icons in the mod files, supposedly assuming that maybe there might be a week regarding Ritz. This is a very big maybe, though, as nothing about him is related to FNF HD has been confirmed yet.

Download Links

 * GameBanana
 * Google Drive
 * GitHub