Door to Door Door Salesman

"Hello sir! You appear to be lacking a door."

- Door Salesman

Door to Door Door Salesman, also known as D2DD Salesman or just Door Salesman, is a sleazy salesman who might steal your doors.

Woken by his doorbell, Boyfriend goes to his doorway and notices a lack of said door. On his porch stands a somewhat sleazy looking businessman, with a pile of... doors behind him? What could he have to say?

His week comes with 3 new songs: Doorcember, Heaven's Door, and Ajar.

Appearance
The Door Salesman appears as a tall, blue-eyed man with pale skin, and brown, fancy looking hair. He wears a blue shirt and a light brown jacket, as well as a red tie, cacky pants, and green shoes. He had a yellow screwdriver in his pocket before throwing it away preceding Heaven's Door.

Health Drain
During both Doorkicker, and Stage Exit, Door to Door Salesman has the ability to drain the players health for every note including long notes he hits. This ability that's otherwise reffered as a poison effect is common amongst other mods, most notably being Tabi, Noke, Jester, and the likes.

Door
In, and only the song Stage Exit, Door to Door Salesman puts a door behind himself, rendering the opponent unable to drain any additonal health towards the user for a consecutive period of time. This ability is done similarly a second time by Another character called EXE.

Trivia

 * The doors he holds in his note animations are the same color of the note he just sung.
 * Many of the songs present references pre-existing song material, specifically speaking, Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * Because of this, we provided credits for most of the tracks.
 * He is very broke and stinky. The creator's words, not ours.
 * His clothes are mismatched because he thrifts everything.
 * His voice is like that because he thrifted a makeshift autotune tool. The glitching in Ajar is that tool slowly breaking.
 * Despite working as a door to door door salesman he absolutely hates doors and uses curtains to cover entrances in his living space.
 * The screwdriver he threw in Heaven's Door is currently in the middle of street.
 * He has 2 "sons" (seen in the gallery down below).
 * He is a common nuisance, he bothers everyone. No one sent him to BF's house, he just went and did his "job".
 * He was originally just an inside joke between Aurazona and pizzapancakess.
 * This is one of the special mods that introduce new game mechanics.
 * Many may confuse aformation mechanic originate from Vs. Sonic.Exe, but the update came out on Thanksgiving, while this update came out days prior.

Dialogue
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Doorcember Salesman=

Doorcember Dialogue

 * ''Hello sir!


 * ''You appear to be lacking a door.


 * ''bep boop beep?


 * ''Allow me to entice you with my wares.


 * -|Heaven's Door=

Heaven's Door Dialogue

 * ''bop beep oof doo bep.


 * ''Sir, you must be mistaken!


 * ''This door is certainly not yours!


 * ''beep boop bop.


 * ''I would never steal from a potential customer!


 * ''bap bedoop?


 * ''Screwdriver?


 * ''HRNGH


 * He throws his screwdriver away.


 * ''What screwdriver?


 * ''I assure you sir, one of these doors must entice you.


 * -|Ajar=

Ajar Dialogue

 * ''Sir, I will not stand idly by while you slander me and my wares.


 * ''beep bop beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.


 * ''Take that back!


 * ''bop.


 * ''I see.


 * ''Allow me to persuade you.


 * -|Doorman=

Doorman Dialogue

 * Hello si-


 * WHAT THE FUCK


 * Hello, Mr. Dearest, may I interest you in a-


 * HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM THAT VIDEO GAME?


 * I have a unique se-


 * HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT?


 * ...Multidimensional door.


 * Eugh, of course.


 * So, may I interest you in a door?


 * I'VE GOT A DOOR!


 * Do you?


 * WHAT THE-


 * -|Doorkicker=

Doorkicker Dialogue

 * WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT AUTOTUNE?


 * Are you alright sir?


 * Should I call a crisis line for you?


 * I'll do ya one better.


 * If you can REALLY prove to me that you've got the pipes, I'll get you on stage at my next show.


 * Your next show?!


 * Think of all the people you could sell to there.


 * I'd be a fool not to take it.


 * That you would, heh.


 * Allow me to show you what I can do.


 * -|Stage exit=

Stage exit Dialogue

 * And now, I've got a special guest for y'all.


 * COME ON UP!


 * Never though I'd get nervous in front of this many people.


 * Let me tell y'all about this man.


 * He...


 * Here he comes!


 * STOLE MY DOOR!


 * The crowd gasps.


 * AND THEN THE BASTARD TRIED TO SELL IT BACK TO ME!


 * The crowd boos the salesman.


 * THIS EVENT'S ONE TIME ONLY!


 * CONSIDER YOURSELVES LUCKY!


 * TONIGHT, THIS MAN WILL BE HUMILIATED!


 * RAN OUTTA TOWN!


 * NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

}}
 * Uh oh.

Gallery
Note: His left and down poses are the same without his screwdiver as his pocket is blocked by the doors.

Download Links
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GitHub Release

Source Code