User:Notcreepypasta/bored

eggman's announcement

696898|Eggman_announcement_funkin_meme_template_icon.png|I've come to make an announcement:|Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker.|Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik|:Category:Sonic|He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.|Eggman's Announcement|And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!}}