Poly

Wow no way! Epic Games has sold out and Fortnite 2 has been released! Boyfriend and Girlfriend decide to buy the game on release at their local Shamestop (before the nasty scalpers get it first), but the line for it is G I N O U R M O U S!! :(

After about an hour of waiting a purple game console named Poly cuts in front of them also wanting some Fortnite 2 pay to win gameplay. In order to get Fortnite 2 before it sells out, Boyfriend must fight in a verbal 1v1 against Poly.

Dialogue
{{#tag:tabber| {{!}}-{{!}}Bitwit=

Bitwit Dialogue
Poly : ''hey kid, whatcha doin in MY place in line?

Boyfriend : ''beep boop

Poly : ''what?

Girlfriend : ''he said we were here first.

Poly : ''you can understand this kid?

Boyfriend : ''boop bop.

Poly : ''whatever man.

Poly : ''i've been waiting exactly one thousand, four hundred and thirty five days for fortnite two to release.

Poly : ''i'm not gonna let some poser and his knee-high girlfriend get it before me.

Boyfriend : ''SKABEEP?!

Poly : ''so you wanna rap battle for this spot in line, huh?

Poly : ''hmmmm. fine. but i'm warning you...

Poly : ''my beats drop hard.


 * -|Polygonal=

Polygonal Dialogue
Poly : ''...

Girlfriend : ''how's that for a rap battle?

Boyfriend : ''beep boop!

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''...

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''we'll be having that spot in line now.

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''not so fast! best out of two!

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''best out of two? that's not even a thing, man.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''bleep skadeepbo!

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''it is if i say it is, my mod, my rules.

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''whatever.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''bopeebo.


 * -|Hexadec=

Hexadec Dialogue
<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''wait, did i lose?

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''i was totally popping off!

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''ok, we beat you twice, that's best out of two. give us the spot in line.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''beep!

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''alright, now i know it sounded like i said best out of two, but i one hundred percent said best out of three.

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''and plus, "best out of two" isn't even a thing.

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''dude, even if it WAS best out of three, we still would've won, you only need to win twice.

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''give us the spot in line. don't make me ask again.

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''bloop badoopdoop, skadoop!

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''final offer. if i win i get the spot in line AND you have to pay for it. if you win...

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''i don't know, i'll give you gum or something.

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''that's so unfair! the game costs like

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''great! three, two, one, go!

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''sigh...


 * -|Bitwit (Flushed)=

Flushed Mode Bitwit Dialogue
<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''bruh are you doing flushed

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''yeah ikr

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''good luck

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend : ''dont spam or bad

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''ok


 * -|Polygonal (Flushed)=

Flushed Mode Polygonal Dialogue
<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''wow you are win

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''yeah pogger

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''this song is kinda hard ngl

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''no


 * -|Hexadec (Flushed)=

Flushed Mode Hexadec Dialogue
<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''hey rember vs shaggy cutscene after week two

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''that was scary

<font color=#A5004D>Girlfriend :

<font color=#31B0D1>Boyfriend : ''that was scary

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''beatbox rap time

<font color=#7A78E6>Poly : ''you bouta get CLAPPED }}

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