Clownso is a purple jack in the box, with a black and purple jester hat. They have white gloves and black limbs, as well as red shoes. The box of his is purple with a white diamond shape in front. For the corrupted form, it is instead hot pink with purple stripes, as well as a purple jester hat. They have purple shoes, and black limbs, as well as white gloves.
Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Clownso's story.
Pre-Merry Go Clown
Narrator: Boyfriend and Girlfriend are walking towards what seems to be a fair, with music playing in the distance. Girlfriend is thinking about the two of them having a picnic... and then holding hands, as she blushes and shakes a little bit.
Narrator: Girlfriend notices something in the distance, as Boyfriend is already looking at it, his eyes all sparkly. Girlfriend crosses her arms.
Narrator: It's a jack-in-the-box! Ignoring the obvious handle on the side, Boyfriend takes a good look at it from all angles, while GF looks at it oddly.
Narrator: Soon, the box opens!
: HYAAAAH HAH HAH HAH!
Merry Go Clown Dialogue
Clownso: Kyahahahahah! Well, well, well, if it isn't good ol' Boyfriend.xml...
Clownso: Well of course I know you! It's like this whole WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU!
Clownso: The name's Clownso! What brings you to my oh so lovely fair?
Boyfriend: Skabopp beee
Clownso: Ah, a date with your girlfriend? Of course! You even brought the necessary stuff!
Clownso: The girl, the boy.....
Clownso: And your never ending hunger for temporary amusement to forget the meaningless cycle of life!
Clownso: Rap battles?
Clownso: Sounds cringe.
Clownso: Let's make it entertaining!
Clownso: If I win, I get your credit card and the wacky numbers on the back!
Clownso: If you win, I'll give you... uh..-
Clownso: A free ride on the unofficially licensed Clownso Carousel!
Girlfriend: Yeah, um... we kind of need our credit car-
Clownso: GREAT! IT'S A DEAL!!
Clownso: Alright my lil clownlings, it's time to get dressed!
Clownso: -even though you already look the part...
Girlfriend: We're not gonna put on a cl-
: Oh, never mind then......
Super Waltzer Dialogue
Boyfriend: Skdee bep!
Clownso: Wow you actually did great!
Clownso: Great on a preschool level!
Clownso: Pay up losers.
Girlfriend: Didn't we win though...?
Clownso: Well, we have no other choice...
Clownso: BUT TO HAVE A REMATCH!
: We're gonna be here a while...
Boyfriend: Beep babopp!
Clownso: Yeah yeah, you might be good at rapping..
Clownso: But rapping wont get you any bitches.
Boyfriend: Beep Beep!!
Girlfriend: We should get out of here bf, it's getting a little late...
Clownso: Counter argument, give me your money.
Girlfriend: Nah, I think we are just gonna leave.
Clownso: Oh but trust me, the fun is just the beginning! KYAHAHAHAHA!
Clownso: After all it's just a game...
Clownso: A silly little program you'll get rid of and forget once you're done..
Clownso: So, let's have some fun while im still here!
Girlfriend: I just wanted a normal date man...
Clownso: Isn't this already normal for you?
Clownso: Listen up nerds, I'm gonna beat you, and then get your money.
Clownso: And then I'm going to buy a monkey with it!
Girlfriend: You're doing this all... FOR A MONKEY?! WHY?!
Clownso: idk, it just sounds fun, I want an orangutan
Clownso: I'm gonna name him Juan :)
Pre-All Hell From Here
Narrator: Girlfriend cheers BF on, as he does a peace sign.
Narrator: Clownso seems understandably angry about all this, before something hits him, making him drop his microphone.
Narrator: Girlfriend is kissing Boyfriend's cheek a bunch, as a tiny blush is on his cheeks. Girlfriend soon breaks away, Boyfriend drooling a tiny bit... before Clownso's hand picks him up.
Narrator: Boyfriend waves his arms around, squirming, as Clownso looks him dead in the eyes, a smirk on his face.
Clownso: HYAAAAH HAH HAH HAH!
Narrator: Clownso's box reveals a gaping jaw, as Clownso lets go of BF, the aspiring rapper now ending up inside Clownso's mouth.
Narrator: Clownso bends down, his hands near his stomach, before locking eyes with GF.
Narrator: Girlfriend seems understandably weirded out, as she blinks.
Narrator: Clownso makes an "L" with his fingers, putting it on his forehead, as a vine boom plays.
: Clownso laughs once again, before his arms, legs, and head go inside his box, the Transformers transforming noise playing.
All Hell From Here
Clownso: Kyaha! Welcome to the homecrib boiiiiii!!!
Clownso: Uh, for legal reasons I have to state that this is not an assault and I'm only forcing money out of you by any means necessary.
Clownso: I don't need the cops on me..
Clownso: But.. final song, less gooo!
Clownso: Any last words before you delete my mod and forget about my existence leaving me in a void of pure agony?
Clownso: I know you can canonically speak. Say something!
Boyfriend: Despite the name clownso, you clearly resemble more of a jester than a clown.
: Que mamabicho tu eres pendejo. (translates to: "What a cocksucker, you are an asshole.")
Post-All Hell From Here
Narrator: After the end of All Hell From Here, the background shifts to the sunrise coming over the fair.
Quinzel: Clownso, I'm back!
Quinzel: Eh..? Uh, what did I miss?
Clownso: Quinzel, beloved, I thought you died!
Quinzel: I said I was going shopping....
Quinzel: Are you scamming the carnival guests again
Quinzel: Sorry about him guys, he gets very.. uh- eccentric with people.
Clownso: I was trying not to be in eternal damnation in a void we know nothing about!
Quinzel: You could've just said you wanted an orangutan!
Quinzel: Well at least nothing bad happe-
Poorly Cropped FBI: FREEZE, FBI! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
Poorly Cropped FBI: Clownso, you are hereby under arrest for the crimes of tax fraud and your 89 other offenses.
Clownso: Ahhh, fuck-
Quinzel: Here we go again...
Clownso: Don't worry Quincy! I've been meaning to beat my jail escape speedrun any%
Quinzel: Good luck! I'm sure you can get under 8 hours this time.
Clownso: So, I might be going to jail- but I gotta say kid, you did some good music.
Clownso: It only took what? 2 mods to make the music good KYAHAHAHAHA!
Clownso: SEE YOU IN THE NEXT UPDATE YOU TROGLODYTE!
Girlfriend: Hey boyfriend, wanna ride the caroussel?
Quinzel: Oh, that old thing? It doesn't even work anymore.
Quinzel: In fact, I don't think it ever worked...
Clown Shoes Dialogue
Clownso: Welcome to the fair! The one and only place for weirdos alike!
Clownso: My name's Clownso, pleasure to meet ya!
Clownso: We have the biggest attraction in the local area!
Clownso: That being your mom.
Boyfriend: Beep bap skidi bop.
Clownso: What's that? You're on a date with your girlfriend?
Clownso: Oh, and I see she brought her physically impossible to carry speaker set!
: How about a little song to commemorate your stay then?
Carnival Chaos Dialogue
Clownso: Hahahah yes, very amusing! Y'know, clown makeup would look great on you!
Clownso: By the way, may I interest you in a marketable plushie?
Clownso: They're totally legal and we definitely got the character rights for them!
Boyfriend: Skrap beep.
Clownso: Huh? Why need to rush to another song? Just enjoy your stay!
Clownso: Urg, fine...
: How about we get funky for this next song!
Getting Hectic Dialogue
Clownso: You sure had your fun eh?
Clownso: I haven't-
Clownso: Listen here bucko, I don't think you know the implications of you beating me.
Clownso: After this song, I go back to the void to be forgotten.
Clownso: Tell me... the one playing this game
Clownso: You've fought against so many characters
Clownso: A bomb, a lemon, a... another clown?
Clownso: HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME!?
Clownso: Ahem... have you ever wondered what happens to them after you're done
Clownso: Poof, adiós!
Clownso: To the void they go.
Clownso: Long gone, just like your dad.
Clownso: Let me make it simpler to understand.
Clownso: I'M NOT GOING TO STAY IN YOUR TRASH CAN WHILE YOU FUNK WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
Clownso: Don't worry though...
: I'll go easy on you!