I am sorry, Door to Door Door Salesman... - RidZak
The development or possible updates of this mod have been canceled, so a release of its new content is not expected. The reasons for this vary, such as: controversies, lack or loss of interest, the disappearance or lack of passion for the mod, or simply a lack of ideas.
Reason: This mod has officially been discontinued due to the lead programmer and musician, Aurazona, quitting the FNF community entirely, no longer using the name as a whole, due to being tired with having so many obligations and so much responsibility. He would prefer if people do not go searching for him, please respect his wishes.
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“Hello sir! You appear to be lacking a door.”
― Door Salesman, Doorcember
Door to Door Door Salesman, also known as D2DDS or just Door Salesman, is a sleazy salesman who might steal your doors.
Woken by his doorbell, Boyfriend goes to his doorway and notices a lack of said door. On his porch stands a somewhat sleazy looking businessman, with a pile of... doors behind him? What could he have to say?
His week comes with 6 new songs: Doorcember, Heaven's Door, Ajar, Doorman, Doorkicker and Stage Exit.
Additionally, he has 2 bonus songs: Stick Jar, a cover of Ajar where Sticky replaces D2DDS and has you play as the salesman himself. The other one is Infinidoor, a cover of a secret song in the VS /v/-tan mod known as Infin****r. D2DDS replaces Cancer Lord, and you play as both Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest.
Appearance[]
The Door Salesman appears as a tall, blue-eyed man with pale skin, and brown, fancy looking hair. He wears a blue shirt and a light brown jacket, as well as a red tie, cacky pants, and green shoes. He had a yellow screwdriver in his pocket before throwing it away preceding Heaven's Door.
Abilities[]
Health Drain[]
During Doorkicker, Door to Door Salesman has the ability to drain the players health for every note including long notes he hits. This ability that's otherwise referred as a poison effect is common amongst other mods, most notably being Tabi, Noke, Jester, and the likes.
Door[]
In, and only the song Stage Exit, Door to Door Salesman puts a door behind himself, rendering the opponent unable to drain any additonal health towards the user for a consecutive period of time. This ability is done similarly a second time by Another character called EXE.
Trivia[]
- The doors he holds in his note animations are the same color of the note he just sung.
- Many of the songs present references pre-existing song material, specifically speaking, Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Because of this, we provided credits for most of the tracks.
- He is very broke and stinky. The creator's words, not ours.
- His clothes are mismatched because he thrifts everything.
- His voice is like that because he thrifted a makeshift autotune tool. The glitching in Ajar is that tool slowly breaking.
- Despite working as a door to door door salesman he absolutely hates doors and uses curtains to cover entrances in his living space.
- The screwdriver he threw in Heaven's Door is currently in the middle of street.
- He has 2 "sons" (seen in the gallery down below).
- He is a common nuisance, he bothers everyone. No one sent him to BF's house, he just went and did his "job".
- He was originally just an inside joke between Aurazona and pizzapancakess.
- This is one of the special mods that introduce new game mechanics, specifically in the song Stage Exit.
- Some may believe this mechanic originates from Vs. Sonic.Exe in the song Black Sun due to how similar the mechanics are, but the update adding EXE came out on Thanksgiving, while VS Door To Door Door Salesman released on the 5th of November, 2021.
- Week DD actually comes before Week D. You can tell by the fact that D2DDS has his screwdriver in Week DD, which later got thrown away in Week D.
- Week 3 was going to be a battle between D2DDS and his Minus counterpart, Detective D2. You can see this in this trailer.
Music[]
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Quotes Mystic Cave from Sonic The Hedgehog 2. |
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Quotes Flying Battery zone from Sonic and Knuckles. |
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Quotes Bomber Barbara from Sonic Rush. |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), Original composer: Naofumi Hataya Quotes Tropical Resort from Sonic Colors. |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), Original composer: Tatsuyuki Maeda Quotes Doomsday zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles. |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), Original composer: Hideki Namanuga Quotes "Dadbattle" from Friday Night Funkin', Ajar but also Back 2 Back from Sonic Rush, especially for the instrumental. |
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Quotes City escape from Sonic Aventure 2 (City escape). |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), Original composer: Anonymous user. |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), Original composer: Hideki Naganuma The song "Ajar" but different characters from the base game sings Boyfriend's turn, similar to how a BETADCIU works. |
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| Composed by: Aurazona :), the song "Ajar" featuring StickyBM as a guest character. |
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Quotes What U need from Sonic Rush. |
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Quotes the final boss theme from Sonic & Knuckles. |
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Quotes Metropolis zone from Sonic The Hedgehog 2. |
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Quotes the famous circus theme usually associated with clowns. Added as background music for a special screen that only shows up in HTML5 builds. |
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Dialogue[]
Doorcember Dialogue[]
Door to Door Door Salesman: Hello sir!
Door to Door Door Salesman: You appear to be lacking a door.
Boyfriend: bep boop beep?
Door to Door Door Salesman: Allow me to entice you with my wares.
Heaven's Door Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: bop beep oof doo bep.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Sir, you must be mistaken!
Door to Door Door Salesman: This door is certainly not yours!
Boyfriend: beep boop bop.
Door to Door Door Salesman: I would never steal from a potential customer!
Boyfriend: bap bedoop?
Door to Door Door Salesman: Screwdriver?
Door to Door Door Salesman: HRNGH
- He throws his screwdriver away.
Door to Door Door Salesman: What screwdriver?
Door to Door Door Salesman: I assure you sir, one of these doors must entice you.
Ajar Dialogue[]
Door to Door Door Salesman: Sir, I will not stand idly by while you slander me and my wares.
Boyfriend: beep bop beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Take that back!
Boyfriend: bop.
Door to Door Door Salesman: I see.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Allow me to persuade you.
Doorman Dialogue[]
Door to Door Door Salesman: Hello si-
Daddy Dearest: WHAT THE FUCK
Door to Door Door Salesman: Hello, Mr. Dearest, may I interest you in a-
Daddy Dearest: HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM THAT VIDEO GAME?
Door to Door Door Salesman: I have a unique se-
Daddy Dearest: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT?
Door to Door Door Salesman: ...Multidimensional door.
Daddy Dearest: Eugh, of course.
Door to Door Door Salesman: So, may I interest you in a door?
Daddy Dearest: I'VE GOT A DOOR!
Door to Door Door Salesman: Do you?
Daddy Dearest: WHAT THE-
Doorkicker Dialogue[]
Daddy Dearest: WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT AUTOTUNE?
Door to Door Door Salesman: Are you alright sir?
Door to Door Door Salesman: Should I call a crisis line for you?
Daddy Dearest: I'll do ya one better.
Daddy Dearest: If you can REALLY prove to me that you've got the pipes, I'll get you on stage at my next show.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Your next show?!
Daddy Dearest: Think of all the people you could sell to there.
Door to Door Door Salesman: I'd be a fool not to take it.
Daddy Dearest: That you would, heh.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Allow me to show you what I can do.
Stage exit Dialogue[]
Daddy Dearest: And now, I've got a special guest for y'all.
Daddy Dearest: COME ON UP!
Door to Door Door Salesman: Never though I'd get nervous in front of this many people.
Daddy Dearest: Let me tell y'all about this man.
Daddy Dearest: He...
Door to Door Door Salesman: Here he comes!
Daddy Dearest: STOLE MY DOOR!
Narrator: The crowd gasps.
Daddy Dearest: AND THEN THE BASTARD TRIED TO SELL IT BACK TO ME!
Narrator: The crowd boos the salesman.
Daddy Dearest: THIS EVENT'S ONE TIME ONLY!
Daddy Dearest: CONSIDER YOURSELVES LUCKY!
Daddy Dearest: TONIGHT, THIS MAN WILL BE HUMILIATED!
Daddy Dearest: RAN OUTTA TOWN!
Daddy Dearest: NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
Door to Door Door Salesman: Uh oh.Gallery[]
Note: His left and down poses are the same without his screwdriver as his pocket is blocked by the doors.
