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Story[]
Expi Luna[]
Early Life[]
Expi appeared in the middle of the field where the events of the first week will take place in the future. He spent all his time alone, and one day he met the Twothousand. Twothousand introduces him to Ninetyeight and Server. Expi spent most of his time with friends in a bar. Once Expi came up with the idea to overthrow the government.
There were difficult times then. After the war with Apple and the death of the queen, house began, both in the country and in power. Expi and his gang prepared and broke into the royal house where all the power was, but it’s a pity they could not overthrow the new government that had previously overthrown the other government. After that, the gang broke up.
Expi after that all the time was at home all alone, but one day when he decided to go outside, he met a guy with a girl, it was Vista and Seven. Expi didn't know what to do with them so he decided to keep them. And in 2015, Ten appeared out of nowhere. Expi, not understanding what was happening, he still decided to keep it for himself too. And so they lived together until the beginning of the event of the first week.
Week XP[]
Once, due to secret circumstances, Girlfriend and Boyfriend got into the 3rd dimension. As a result, they saw a tall man with a strange head. They came closer. He showed up as Expi. Boyfriend offers to start a rap battle. Expi without hesitation announced. And they started a rap battle. It was clear on the street.
After the first song, Expi realizes that Boyfriend is not so weak after all. He understands that he needs to try harder to defeat him. And Expi decides to start the second round. The street was already thickening.
After the second song... A distant volcano erupts. Some lava ends up on context menus. From a loud explosion, many of them cracked, broke, and some of them broke off. Expi is frustrated because he couldn't win it. He decided to end it and started the third round.
After the third song, Expi realizes that he will not be able to win it and admits his defeat. Expi and the couple understood that it was dangerous to stay there, so Expi took them to his house.
Week 7[]
Expi only noticed after the song that the volcano had erupted. He realized that he needed to run, he grabbed the main characters with him to escape.
Expi comes home and meets Seven at the entrance. All the time as the 2nd week went on, Expi stood behind.
Seven Glass[]
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Characters[]
“Realizing that every word was thought out before you. You understand that not one of your words is not yours.”
― Windows XP
Appearance(s)[]
- Windows XP is a humanoid character, but the place of the head is the system logo. Wears a gray jacket with fur, wears a brown earflap hat, wears old denim pants and brown galoshes. The leather has a titanium color, has a height of over 185 cm. In height. Carries a broken Sony microphone with him.
About[]
- Windows 7 is a humanoid character, but the place of the head is the system logo. She wears a blue skirt, black hoodie, black sneakers with white soles, and white stockings. Has long brown hair, has silver skin color. She is 190 cm tall.
Gameplay Mechanics[]
- Warning Notes - These appear on Sparta songs. If you do not press them in time, then you will die immediately.
- Hurt Notes - These appear on Sparta and on Error (Only in normal)songs. If you click on them, you will lose some health.
- Instakill Notes - These appear on Error(Only in Hard) songs. If you click on them, you will die.
- BSoD Notes - These appear on Error songs. If you don't press the note, the BSoD will appear on the screen for 3 seconds.
All these types of notes are only found on Normal and Hard difficulty, they are not found on Easy difficulty.
Dialogues[]
Windows XP: Well well well. What are the guests!
Windows XP: Is your name like Boyfriend?
Boyfriend: Beep bop.
Windows XP: You have come a long way through these universes to reach me.
Boyfriend: Skeeb beep!
Windows XP: But I guess your adventure is not over yet.
Windows XP: If you think that there is a way out of it ...
Windows XP: Then it is not here.
Boyfriend: Boop!?
Windows XP: I know, know. You are offended and you want to sing. Well, let's do it.
Windows XP: Wow. You've handled it.
Boyfriend: Bop skeeb!
Girlfriend: Oh, I'm not patient when you sing one more song!
Windows XP: I would like to sing one song too.
Windows XP: The last song was just to warm up. And the second one will be more difficult.
Boyfriend: Boop bip!
Windows XP: Yeah. I'm not some kind of loser to give you simple songs.
Windows XP: But anyway ... Let's just get started.
Boyfriend: Beep!
Windows XP: So are we wasting time? Let's get started!
Windows XP: Huh ... It wasn't so bad.
Boyfriend: Beep?
Windows XP: You didn't even sweat. You turned out to be stronger than me. But ... not so much.
Windows XP: You see. Not an escape, not a victory, not my calm.
Boyfriend: Beep bop?
Windows XP: Are you still saying it's easy?! And what is difficult for you. Human, you're too arrogant.
Windows XP: And you feel bad! I've been here all my life in this damn place. And I'm not complaining.
Windows XP: You passed the 3rd level of the technical universe by winning senpai.
Windows XP: You have passed the 2nd level of the technical universe, having won Doki doki.
Windows XP: And this despite the fact that you are incredibly lucky. No! Not with luck. And with a player who knows how to play.
Windows XP: Player. You understand that I won't let you pass this mod?
Windows XP: You will suffer terribly in this song. You will never pass this song.
Windows XP: You will be here to die, die, and die. Every now and again. Until eternity is over.
Windows XP: If you want to see further plot. So get through me. Player.
Windows XP: You wanted it harder. Get it harder.
Windows XP: The last hour will come soon.
Boyfriend: Beep bap bop!
Windows XP: And let it be your will, player.
Windows XP: But know that if you do not win me and delete this game, then this will mean that I won you and I did my job perfectly.
Windows XP:Uh.. ok sorry. I got a little overdone.
Narrator:Volcano sounds*
Windows XP:Damn. Gotta leave!
Narrator:By the morning*
Windows XP:We're home.
Boyfriend:Beep!
Windows 7:Expi? Are you already at home? And who is this???
Windows XP:This is Boyfriend and Girlfriend.
Windows 7:Hi, I'm Seven.
Boyfriend:Beep bop.
Windows 7:Hmm... He speaks in a strange way.
Windows XP:I'm know.
Windows 7:God, this is some kind of show with strange actors. Hah!
Windows 7:Although it doesn't matter (
Windows 7:You will play a rap battle with me.
Windows XP:Hah, good luck.
Windows 7:In what sense?
Windows XP:You will understand.
Windows 7:Wow. It was cool.
Boyfriend:Beep!
Windows XP:By the way, where is your brother now?
Windows 7:He's in the room.
Windows XP:Weird..
Windows XP:He usually does all sorts of crazy things in my absence, though I don't care.
Windows XP:Let's move on.
Windows 7:Come on.
Windows 7:And yes. If after the first song you are sure that it will be so easy with me?
Windows 7:Then you're wrong.
Windows 7:Okay, I'm bored (((
Windows 7:Let's make some real music!
Windows 7:Damn it.
Windows 7:If it's easy for you, then...
Windows 7:Then I will use all my strength to defeat you.
Boyfriend:Beep?
Windows XP:That's about to begin.
Windows 7:I use magic to win.
Windows XP:...
Windows 7:...
Girlfriend:...
Boyfriend:...
Windows 7:Tada!
Windows XP:And who are you now, a non-pedophile version of Michael Jackson?
Windows 7:I'm so cool.
Windows XP:This is very stereotypical and offensive to all modmakers.
Windows 7:But I'm not a modmakers.
Windows 7:Okay. Let's start the battle where I win.
Windows XP:Definitely.
Windows 7:You'll understand who you're messing with.
Windows XP: Well, well, well, here are the guests.
Windows XP: I'm not sure, but you look very strange.
Boyfriend: Beep bop.
Windows XP: I have many language packs, but this is the language I hear for the first time in my life.
Boyfriend: Skeeb beep!
Windows XP: I think you want to sing. Well, let's get started.
Windows XP: You're really not bad at what you do, dude
Boyfriend: Bop skeeb!
Girlfriend: Oh, I'm not patient when you sing one more song!
Windows XP: You've done your first opening song.
Windows XP: It's time for a more serious song.
Boyfriend: Beep!
Windows XP: So are we wasting time? Let's get started!
Windows XP: Heh... tell me how easy it is to win?
Boyfriend: Beep?
Windows XP: You sing like strong, powerful. But you still go through this song.
Windows XP: So here.
Boyfriend: Beep bop?
Windows XP: It was enough for me that you get out of different situations dry. So you still want to sing!
Windows XP: You passed the 3rd level of the technical universe by winning senpai.
Windows XP: You have passed the 2nd level of the technical universe, having won...
Windows XP: God bless.
Windows XP: Now do you think that you will pass this place? I doubt.
Windows XP: Because I have prepared such a song where you will play over and over again...
Windows XP: Every now and again. Every now and again. Every now and again. Every now and again.
Windows XP: And you will not get out of this vicious circle.
Windows XP: As a player, you have two options.
Windows XP: Surrender.
Windows XP: Or spend an eternity to go through just one damn song!
Boyfriend: Beep bap bop!
Windows XP: As you want .. but know! You will never pass this mod.Trivia (General)[]
- Expi is ambivert.
- Expi is the tallest among Windows.
- Expi can hardly stand Visita.
Gallery (General)[]
Music[]
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