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Not to be confused with WassabiSoja's eteled, the cancelled Vs. eteled: Reincarnate or the Retake mod Vs. Eteled: System Overload.
Warnings: Content/Trigger Warning, Spoilers, Copyrighted.
Notices: Large Page, Discontinued Mod, Fan Favorite, Unfinished Page.

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āš ļø CONTENT WARNING āš ļø

This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: eteled's icons and appearance during Diagraphephobia, Plaything, and System Failure may disturb some people. Plus, Austin sometimes glitches during Post-Mortal (and the Mii Channel Menu during Diagraphephobia) which might also be disturbing to some people. Also, if you die as Austin in Plaything, he gets killed with an axe. Cutscene 7, 8, and 15 may be unsettling. This warning is continued in the music section.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: eteled comes from the creepypasta known as "Wii Deleted You", a creepypasta with themes of violence, torture, child abuse, etc.

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Major Spoilers Ahead!

Why are you- You can't- - Void


This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: This mod contains important information for "Wii Deleted Youā€ and general info about the secret meme song "Bananeled".

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Copyrighted Assets

You're not Nintendo! You're... You're PRETEND-o! - Racist Mario


This article contains copyrighted music, files, or other copyrighted assets that can claim copyright infringement.

Reason: Eteled's background is the Mii background when changing or adding Miis which is owned by Nintendo. There's also a Wii console in the first cutscene which again is also owned by Nintendo.

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Large Article

is it just me? or is Vs. eteled looking kinda.......... T H I C C - Dani


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Discontinued

i have no more tricks here. all hope is lost for me - Bob


The development or possible updates of this mod have been canceled, so a release of its new content is not expected. The reasons for this vary, such as: controversies, lack or loss of interest, the disappearance or lack of passion for the mod, or simply a lack of ideas.

Reason: The mod was confirmed to be discontinued by Chris.[1]

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Fan Favorite

Well Vs. eteled, you're WAY past cool! - Koi


This mod has more than 200,000 views and 200 likes on its download page. It is a fan favorite and well known within the community!

Note: It was one of the fastest mods to get onto Fan Favorites, getting on there at least a week after release.


Unfinished Page

(...keep calm Macy, Vs. eteled's only like, 2 feet tall they can't hurt you.) - Macy


This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: We need the audio files for Diagraphephobia and Post-Mortal's fail lines, and we should be done.

Mii Funkin: Vs. eteled is a mod created by TheMaskedChris and his team. It is a standalone part of the Mii Funkin' mod. yes.

This mod sees Boyfriend and Girlfriend getting put into an unsuspecting Wii by Daddy Dearest, which he didn't know belonged to a teenager named Kyle Sanders. Challenging a strange Mii they meet to a rap battle, things quickly go wrong..

This Mod added 5 new songs against both eteled and Austin/The Corrupted Mii, 3 in the main story and 2 freeplay songs.

On June 22, 2022, TheMaskedChris announced the mod was cancelled and would no longer be updated due to drama with AnthemOverload (one of the musicians), but also announced that Vs. Eteled: Reincarnate would succeed the mod (which ultimately got cancelled due to development hell and demotivation). Despite this, AnthemOverload is currently working on Vs. Eteled: System Overload, which is made in the modā€™s honor.

Characters

QUOTEPORT eteled

KYLE...


ā€• eteled, Vs. Eteled




Eteled is the main antagonist and protagonist of the Creepypasta series Wii Deleted You and the deuteragonist of its sequel Wii Deleted You: Sam's Story, both originally created by IceyPie and adapted into an animatic by TheMaskedChris. He also appears as the main antagonist in Wii Deleted You: Corrupted Data Revived under his real name, Henry.
He was originally a regular human that worked for Nintendo, but an accident with a Wii caused his human body to get killed, while his soul was transferred into the Wii and into the Mii he had created, thus making him into Eteled.

Appearance

Eteled is a bald Mii character with large eyes and a small nose. He wears a black shirt and pants. His hands appear as spheres, although unlike Matt he has arms. In Dream Of Peace, he has a worried look.

For Diagraphephobia, his pupils are larger, he has a wide grin, and he now holds a fire axe in his left hand. At one point, his eyes turn nothing but black.

Trivia

  • Eteled's Icon is blue instead of a more menacing color because TheMaskedChris associates Eteled with blue, and as a duality with Austin's red icon.
  • Eteled is the second character to sing reluctantly and confused, the first being Nonsense.
  • Eteled acts the way he does in Diagraphephobia due to the immense pain he gets from being deleted, which has driven him to insanity.
  • Crazy Eteled's note animations are inspired by Mommy Mearest and Pico's poses.
  • In the files, he's a banana.
  • His phase 1 poses and idle are the same from Ruby's idle and poses.

Gallery

QUOTEPORTAustin

Let's experiment with this new thing I found out...


ā€• Austin, Vs. eteled




Austin is the main antagonist of the sequel to Wii Deleted You (known as Sam's Story) and the protagonist of Corrupted Data Revived in both his human form and his Mii/3D model body.
When he was a human, he held the belief that he was entitled to the world's beauty and no one else was allowed to destroy it, leading people (including doctors and his own parents) to believe he was a sociopath, and his parents repeatedly taking him to therapists to change how he saw the world. This led him to have an interest in video game creation, since in that job he could finally build his own little world. He became a Nintendo employee along with Henry, but was killed by him after he started to get more successful than Henry. Austin's spirit was later resurrected inside a computer, which he used to create his Mii face and 3D model body. He originally used his afterlife to help Nintendo employees, but Henry's Wii accident also affected him, transferring him into the Wii with Eteled and corrupting/glitching him, making him the way he is now.

Appearance

Austin is a bald Mii character like Eteled, who wears a chest plate with pauldrons, and a black scar through the chestplate. His eyes are pitch black, sometimes with white pupils or irises depending on emotion, and he has sharp teeth. He has gray hands, with black arms and legs, as well as some red armor.

Trivia

  • In all of his miss animations he shows his human self, a reference to how his spirit is using the body that is the Corrupted Mii.
  • Since he's only playable in a song against Eteled, his death animation shows Eteled successfully killing Austin.
  • Originally Austin had no voice actor in Sam's story due to it being from Sam's perspective, and in Corrupted Data Austin's voice doesn't glitch due to it being in his perspective as his spirit falls through darkness. His canon glitchy voice was only shown later.
  • In Wii Deleted You Austin's voice would pitch shift up and down constantly and rapidly, but in the mod he only rarely stutters. This was to make him more bearable to listen to.
  • His hands resemble claws due to his body being modeled in low-poly form, then distorted by the Wii.
  • His left animation is the only animation in his sprite sheet to close his mouth, similar to how Salad Fingers' up animation has extra frames where he closes his mouth.
  • His note animations resemble Cancer Lord's note animations.

Gallery

Gameplay Mechanics - Glitches

  • During Post-Mortal and Plaything, whenever Austin glitches, the notes can momentarily glitch out, making them difficult to hit.

Cameos in other mods

Note: None of these cameos are canon to eteled or Austin's story.

  • In Starlight Mayhem, Eteled and Austin appear in the crowd next to each other during one of the cutscenes, as well as Austinā€™s human form and Henry (Eteled's human form).
    • This was actually before this mod was even started, and was originally just an homage to Chris's adaptation of the creepypasta.
  • Eteled is the second opponent in Friday Night Funkin' Boss Rush.
  • In Vs. Beepie, Eteled apears in the background next to Hatsune Miku and Maavo.
  • In VS UniqueGeese Eteled apears in the V2 of the mod like opponent in a freeplay song called "Tranquilitii"
Eteled'n'austinSM

Eteled and Austin in the crowd.

Trivia (General)

  • Eteled's week was originally an add on to Mii Funkin', sort of like Beat Streets Tricky or B3 Whitty.
    • It is obviously now a lot different, considering it came out before the rest of the mod and is now more of its own thing.
  • The reason why Eteled is in the Mii Funkin' mod despite not being in a Nintendo game is because TheMaskedChris worked on the animatic adaptation for it and it was one of the first popular things he created.
  • The name Eteled is, obviously, "deletE" backwards.
  • Diagraphephobia and PostMortal's names were revealed via a Twitter post.
  • Diagraphephobia is the fear of deletion, usually either the fear that you are simulated and will be deleted, or an extreme fear of losing your saved data on a computer.
  • There are unused icons in the files for Henry (Human), Kyle, Sam, and Austin (Human), which may imply cut content or future weeks.
  • Eteled's Dream of Peace icon could be a reference to the Unsettled Tom meme.
  • In the files you can find a file called "Bananaled_2", and if you play it you will hear the following dialogue:
    "Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA, I'M BANANALED!". This is a reference to the Pickle Rick meme.
  • Boyfriend and Girlfriend don't have arms, even though they're in the Mii Channel where all Miis are supposed to have arms.
  • At around 1:16 during Diagraphephobia, an Expurgation leitmotif is heard.
  • Eteled saying the fail line "It is now safe to turn off your console" is possibly a reference to older versions of Windows, where when the user shuts down their PC, the display says: "It is now safe to turn off your computer".
  • Another fail quote from Eteled, "Turn off your Wii, and go outside." is a common referral to the message that appears in Wii Sports reminding the player every 15-45 mins suggesting them to take a break.
  • BlueBalling Post-Mortal can have the failure quote "You're dead. Not a big surprise." which is a reference to the TF2 character Heavy's voiceline "You are dead. No big surprise."
  • Austin saying "Pick up the slack, I felt like I was playing on 50cc." is a reference to Mario Kart Wii, in which the lowest difficulty is 50cc, where the Karts move at such a slow speed as to be boring to most players.
  • System Failure was originally going to be the 2nd song of the main week, but was scrapped in place of Diagraphephobia. The team then remembered about it a few days before the mod released and decided to add it as a bonus song.
  • During Eteled's scream-like strange noise in Diagraphephobia, the notes spell out the word "NO."
  • Matt is mentioned by Austin in one of the death quotes in Post-Mortal, and by Eteled in Dream of Peace as well, implying this takes place after the Matt mod, and both are canon to each other.
  • When you play as Boyfriend and miss a note, Boyfriend holds a Wii remote instead of a microphone. This seems to be meant to be a "true form" like Austin's human body appearing in his miss sprites, seeming to imply Boyfriend is simply playing the game instead of being inside.
  • During Diagraphephobia, Plaything, and System-Failure, Eteled's "losing" icon seems to be looking directly at the player.
  • Henry's unused icons are similar to Mika's icons.
  • The unused icons seen in the files are confirmed in the WDY anniversary stream to be a joke to piss people off.
  • Eteled and Austin's winning icons are missing in Plaything.
  • This mod shares similarities to Vs. Bob and Bosip:
    • Eteled and Austin have winning icons.
    • Eteled and Austin have custom noteskins.
    • A character BF faces off as an opponent is playable in another song.
    • The mod was charted by Cerbera and coded by Ash.
    • Story mode has voice acting.
    • The mod uses Kade Engine, albeit a later version than Bob and Bosip.

Music

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This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason:

  • Eteledā€™s scream-like noise in Diagraphephobia, Plaything, and System Failure is pretty unpleasant/loud, and Austin's voice may sound ear grating in some sound qualities. Also, the menu theme has pretty loud bass. Also, Eteled's line "I'M BANANALEEED" is, well, shouted at the top of his lungs.
  • The menu theme has extreme glitching at some parts, and has a VERY menacing tone. Cutscene 2 may be unsettling. Also, parts of Diagraphephobia and System Failure give off very dark and strange vibes.

Eteledneutral1
Dream of Peace
BPM: 110
Scroll Speed: 2.2 (Easy & Normal)
2.4 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 107800
Eteled-icon
Diagraphephobia
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 2.2 (Easy)
2.4 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 123200
AustinNormalIcon
Post Mortal
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.4 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 113400

Miis
Plaything
BPM: 155
Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy)
2.2 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 173600
Eteledlose
System Failure
BPM: 250
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Maximum Score: 100800

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D.o.P. Eteled Fail #1
Lyrics:
"There's always a next time, although I'm just as confused as to how you're worse than me at this."
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #2
Lyrics:
"How the hell were you worse than me?"
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #3
Lyrics:
"Well then, uhh.. That was disappointing, I expected you to be much more experienced than me. How sad."
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #4
Lyrics:
"Hehehe~, to be honest I expected more but, I don't know what I was expecting."
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #5
Lyrics:
"Better luck next time, I guess."
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #6
Lyrics:
"Oh c'mon, how was that hard?"
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #7
Lyrics:
"Turn off your Wii, and go outside."
Eteledneutral1
D.o.P. Eteled Fail #8
Lyrics:
"And now a word from the developers, don't be afraid to switch to Easy Mode! If you are already on Easy Mode, god help you."

AustinNormalIcon
Post-Mortal Fail #1
Lyrics:
"Heh, you never stood a chance."

EteledIconYellow
Bananeled
BPM: 420
Scroll Speed: 1.6
Lyrics:
"Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

Dialogue

Dream of Peace Dialogue

  • [We're in a teenager's room... gaming memorabilia adorning the walls and floor. A teenager is using her laptop on her bed... We zoom in on an unsuspecting Nintendo Wii console. A black shirted Mii is turned around, brooding.]
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled KYLE...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • [The black shirted Mii whips back around, confused and startled.]
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled ...?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep boop!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Were... Were you guys following me just now?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Uhh, well... Okay, where did you guys come from? How did you even get here?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep da boop!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Huh, well... I guess that makes sense.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Ah, we're sorry... we didn't mean to disturb you, sir!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled You're fine..
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled ......
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ......
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ......
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep boop?
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled ...I'm sorry?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep boop!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled You're challenging me to a rap battle?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Uhh.. I wasn't expecting that, especially from you guys...
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Well, I don't see why not, I guess...
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Alright, Let's do this!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled I hope I won't regret this...

Diagraphephobia Dialogue

  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Heh! I guess that wasn't too bad, what do you guys think?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep boop!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Yeah, you sounded great too!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Thanks... I've never done that much singing before.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I figured, since I've never really seen someone like you before. If you don't mind me asking... who are you, exactly?
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled ...Should've known that question was coming...
  • [eteled turns to look at Boyfriend, as Girlfriend is looking blankly off in the distance.]
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled The name's eteled, I'm just your average Mii. I have been here for a long time...
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled I've kind of lost track of time to be honest...
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled But I mean, it's usually quite peaceful here. But, We aren't alone.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Is there someone else here with us?
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled ...Yes, unfortunately. Him.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Who are you talking about?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep?
  • [An unknown Mii reaches his hand out, a white eye piercing through the darkness.]
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Let's experiment with this new thing I found out...
  • [Austin activates a Wii Cursor.]
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Bingo.
  • [The cursor picks up eteled, bringing him to the delete icon.]
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Boop!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled PUT ME DOWN!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep boop!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Boyfriend, come on...!
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled LET ME GO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING, DAMN IT!!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (panicked Beep boops)
  • [Boyfriend looks shocked, as Girlfriend looks blankly on.]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Uhh, we should go...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • [A dark faced Mii staggers out of a now glitchy delete icon.. Could it be?]
  • Eteledhasseenyoursearchhistory eteled ...Did you really think that doing that was a good idea!?
  • [He moves his head a bit... he seems to be grabbing something from his back...]
  • Eteledhasseenyoursearchhistory eteled If there is one thing I need to get through your head... Don't. Delete. Miis.
  • [eteled then pulls out his axe as the Mii Plaza turns dark.]
  • EteledIcon eteled But, heh... let's see if you don't lose your head by the end of this.

After Diagraphephobia Dialogue

  • EteledIcon eteled Well... you managed to last through all of that without losing a single limb. I'm surprised. So, why not answer this?
  • EteledIcon eteled ...What the hell was that all about? What were you thinking?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep...!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend H-hey, I mean... At least you're not hurt... Right?
  • EteledIcon eteled Not hurt? Do I seriously look ā€œnot hurtā€ to you!?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...um
  • EteledIcon eteled Listen to me. There are a lot of things you don't know about this place.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep...?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend What do you mean by that?
  • EteledIcon eteled Being deleted is painful. Like, physically painful. He knows exactly what I'm talking about...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I- I still don't understand... Who is this guy that you're talking about?
  • EteledIcon eteled Oh, I'll show you who he is alright. Starting with you.
  • [eteled sprints up to Boyfriend, grabbing him.]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Heyā€”! Stop that! You don't have to do thisā€”!
  • [eteled smirks.]
  • Eteledhasseenyoursearchhistory eteled This is what you get..
  • [eteled tosses Boyfriend into the delete icon.]
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • [Girlfriend panics and sprints into the delete icon herself. eteled sits down next to her now glitchy speakers.]
  • Eteledneutral1 eteled Finally... Peace.

Post-Mortal Dialogue

  • [Transitions to the Hallway.]
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin ...Heh. You've arrived!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep?!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Is that...
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Yep, it sure is. Welcome to ā€œthe hallwayā€, the place where Miis go when they get deleted. Allow me to introduce myself.
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin My name is Austin, and I've been watching over you and my little friend from afar, and I must say, I'm impressedā€¦
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin I got a kick out of watching! But I figured, why not join in on the fun as well?
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin I have been stuck in this damn Wii for god knows how long, much longer than you can imagine, that one's for sure.
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin So, surely it wouldn't hurt having another competitor, now would it? I bet that I can be an even bigger challenge than eteled ever could.
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin What do you say?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...Beep boop!
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Great, I knew you'd say that.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I've.. got a bad feeling about this...
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Don't worry, I'm sure he will be just fine, he can handle it. Won't you?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend B-Beep!
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Good, now let me see what you've got. And just so you know, I won't be going easy on you. Get ready for me to blow your mind!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...Beep boop!

After Post Mortal Dialogue

  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Damn!... That wasnā€™t bad at all!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Boop beep!
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin But Iā€™m not going down that easily. What do you say we have another round?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Beep!
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Great... This is gonna be funā€”
  • [A Mii appears, holding an axe... it's him!]
  • [eteled swings the axe, but both Austin and Boyfriend dodge it.]
  • AustinNormalIcon Austin Wonā€™t you look at that!.. Itā€™s the man himself, Henry. Or should I say, ā€œeteledā€!
  • EteledIcon eteled I should have known you wouldā€™ve been here, Austin!
  • [Eteled and Austin prepare for a fight as Boyfriend and Girlfriend get the funk out of there.]
  • [Cut to static. It pans up, as we see two teenagers curiously looking at the screen, named Sam and Kyle.]
  • KyleIcon Kyle ............
  • SamIcon Sam ............
  • SamIcon Sam What the hell was that?
  • KyleIcon Kyle Do you think I know?!

Game Over Quotes

These are the quotes randomly used by Eteled or Austin respectively if Boyfriend gets blue balled. They are listed in no particular order.


EteleD Quotes - Dream of Peace
"There's always a next time, although I'm just as confused as to how you're worse than me at this."
"How the hell were you worse than me?"
"Well then, uhh.. That was disappointing, I expected you to be much more experienced than me. How sad."
"Hehehe~, to be honest I expected more but, I don't know what I was expecting."
"Better luck next time, I guess."
"Oh c'mon, how was that hard?"
"Turn off your Wii, and go outside."
"And now a word from the developers, don't be afraid to switch to Easy Mode! If you are already on Easy Mode, god help you."
"Maybe you can go on the practice mode? Oh wait, that's Mario Kart."
"You're telling me, you beat Matt, but not me?"
"Well, you failed this one. Anyways, stream Wii Deleted You on Youtube.com."
"It is now safe to turn off your console."
"Strike, you're out."
"That was supposed to be your best? That was just depressing. You should try harder."


EteleD Quotes - Diagraphephobia
"There won't be a next time. LEAVE."
"SON OF A GOAT, JUST LEAVE ALREADY!"
"Maybe I can chop off your legs and head next, along with your precious Girlfriend...~"
"HAHAHAHAHA~! That was pathetic."
"Hehe...~ Now look who's coming out on top. You get what you deserve, sucker."
"I warned you this wouldn't have ended well. Now look where your head is at, huhuhu...~"
"Haha, skill issue."
"Next, I'll be deleting your little Girlfriend! Hehehe!"
"Your failure only satisfies me. Now let's see where you'll end up going... Maybe in that channel."
"NEVER. UNDERESTIMATE. ME."
"Now that that is out of the way, come here."


Austin Quotes - Post Mortal
"Destroy the weak."
"Why am I wasting my time with this midget?"
"You! Get a life! Oh wait, you don't have one...like me."
"Heh. You never stood a chance."
"Even Henry can put up a fight...unlike you."
"Honestly, I expected more."
"Haha! I expected better from you. You really are helpless, huh?"
"You've died! You stupid idiot!"
"Of all the humans I have seen recently, you are definitely the ugliest one."
"You're telling me you beat Matt, but lost to me?"
"Pick up the slack, I felt like I was playing on 50cc."
"Nice shot!"
"Compared to all the shovelware on the Wii, you're ten times worse."
"Now that that's out of the way...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"I'll kick your blue balls in so hard, they'll come out of your mouth!"
"Pffft. Wow, You're even weaker than Henry..."
"After that performance I'd rather be in the server room again..."
"Strike. You're out."
"You're dead. Not a big surprise."
"Well well well, look who came out on top after all. Come again next time, dumbass."
"Hah! Looks like I deleted you!
"Huh. Well that was pathetic of you, dying so quickly."
"I don't recall the height slider on the Mii Editor going that low..."
"How about I bring you to the good ol' chair?"
"Nice spare!"
"Honestly, I'd rather get axed again than listen to you..."

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