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I am stronger than an anime swordsman! Give me an anime swordsman-- like, bring me Enraged Artist's VS. Eddsworld Mod Series so I can flex on it! I really need you to know how useful Yape is, like really a lot! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T RHYME? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YAPE NOW! - Yape
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Are you looking for something? Something lost in the archives? I am. Let's look together :) - Fuzz
One or more of this mod's versions/download links are either withheld, on hold, privatized, or trashed and are no longer available. However, other appearances are still easily accessible.
Note: Vs. Eddsworld was trashed on gamebanana. But it's available in itch.io (Alongside with his other mods.)
In addition Patryck's playable sprites teased on a leak by Enraged_artist were scrapped and are currently not public. His icons, dialogue icon, and background appearances are still downloadable though
Vs. Eddsworld is a mod series created by enraged_artist_ with help from Blantados, Noix, and the rest of his team featuring various Eddsworld characters.
Eddsworld is a British animated comedy web series of flash animations, comics, and Newgrounds browser games created by Edd Gould. In March 25, 2012, he passed away at the age of 23 from an infection from his second leukemia diagnosis.[1] The series was passed on to Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell following his death. In March 16, 2016, the series was then passed on to Matt Hargreaves and Gould's family.[2]
Trivia[]
Vs Eddsworld[]
- Tord and Tom have been modded in Friday Night Funkin' before this; it's Tord's 2nd or 3rd appearance in a mod because of the V.S. Tord mod (Would be 3rd, saying if you would count the Remaster or not) and Tom's third (Because of Eddsworld's Funky Beats and the Remaster reskin).
- Unlike most mods, the creator has streamed the development over a few days of the mod's creation.
- The pause music is from The End Part 1, during the segment where Tord gets into new adventures with his friends, tormenting Tom in the process.
- Blantados stated that he will be making new vocals for each character (read description for this video) and enraged_artist_ has confirmed this.
- In the video that showcased Edd over Garcello (without changed vocals) had Edd fade away smiling with angel wings. This was considered as distasteful to many, considering Edd is a character based on the late Edd Gould, the creator of Eddsword, who had died back in 2012.
- The Edd cover of Fading is longer than the original song, being a minute and eighteen seconds instead of forty three seconds. This is the only cover to be an extended version of the original because enraged_artist_ wanted Edd to have more screen time as shown in this video's description.
- Judging from the fact Tord lives with the rest of the cast, it implies it is most likely them before the events of "The End", or after Tord reunited with the cast in the End Part 1 and before he revealed his giant robot or even before Tord left the cast.
- The characters' designs are made in the art style of Paul ter Voorde, who had animated for Eddsworld before departing from his position in 2016.
- However it should be noted that enraged_artists began to mix his own style with Paul's Eddsworld Legacy designs in his other mods
- Tord has a different cough in Nerves.
- In Release, the quote, "Tight bars, little man" is replaced with Tom saying, "This game blows."
- This saying comes from Eddsworld Fun Dead.
- All of the characters in this mod make expressions in their poses
- They all make an angry expression in their left pose and everyone's danger icons (except for Matt) is based of their left animations; however, Matt's danger icon is based off of his up pose.
- And they make an happy expression in their up poses except for Matt.
- In the Game Over screen, the music is replaced with the song, Sunshine Lollipops.
- When you press retry, it's Tord screaming "NO" and a gunshot.
- This is because in Eddsworld, Tord hates the song.
- When you press retry, it's Tord screaming "NO" and a gunshot.
- enraged_artist_ changed the old dialogue due to people calling it "naive" and "not according to the character's themselves" but enraged_artist stated that the dialogue was based of the characters' personalities in the Eddsworld Classic Era.
- Matt's right pose references him getting hit in the face by Tord in The End Part 2. His left pose references him getting angry and pushing so many buttons on Tord's robot due to Tord puching him in the face in The End Part 2. And his up pose references his shock when Tord destroys the machine to control his robot (with the buttons) in fornt of him in The End Part 2.
- Tord's up pose references him laughing as he's about to press the button to reveal his hat (and his giant robot) in The End Part 2. His right pose might reference him saying "hell" as his face changes while saying "The Return of the Insane Zombies from Hell 4" in The End Part 1 or it could reference his evil smile as he holds in the controls inside his giant robot in The End Part 2 and his left pose references his frown when he says “No”in the sentence “No, why would I need friends for if I have this! I’m unstoppable!”
- Tom's left pose references him being mad as Tord throws the sofa (in a mechanical cube) in Tom's hand in The End Part 1. His up pose references his joy when he finds a real gun in the arcade in Fun Dead.
- Edd's left pose references his anger as he says "Eduardo" in Hammer And Fail Part 1. His up pose references him saying "I have an idea" when Tord gazes at the gang's collection of things from their adventures without Tord in The End Part 1.
- Tord is Pogchamp. (Citation needed)
- Matt's danger icon has a black eye in it, this is a reference to The End (Part 2), where Tord punches Matt in the face and causes his right eye to become black.
Vs Red Army[]
- From this point on until the WTFuture mod, enraged_artist's mods feature soundtracks using Blantados's vocals, but without chromatic scales. This has caused enraged_artist to recieve criticism about their vocals sounding choppy and strange.
- As seen by some development videos, the vs. Tabi mod was used as the base for this mod, and before they where given original songs, Patryck, Paul, and Tord could be seen singing "My Battle", "Last Chance", and "Genocide" respectively.
- In addition, Patryck originally had playable sprites and icons before being demoted to a background character. As a result, despite the songs containing vocals from Paul, Patryck, and Tord, Paul sings both his and Patryck's songs
- The reason for this is because enraged_artist couldn't program Patryck's sprites.
- Tord refers to Paul as "Drittsekk" which is a Norwegian cruse meaning "asshole", "bastard", or "shitbag"
enraged_artist on Patryck.
Vs Future Tom[]
- The Vs Future Tom mod seems to play off the events of the popular fan comic "The Beginning and the Friend", where Tom's visor is portrayed a mind-control device, and Future Tom is a soldier of the Red Army.
- Unlike the other mods, the sound track of the Future Tom mod is made of entirely of royalty-free music with given vocals.
- The Menu music is "The Machine" by Rocksounds
- "Sigh" is "The Last" by To the Future
- "Leave Now" is "Itro" by Light and Blue
- "Please Go" is "Hinkik" by Skystrike
- "Escape" is "Rebel" by Alex Productions
- Tord's Norwegian order to Tom translates to "Close your mouth"
- Tom's binary dialogue translates to the following:
- Help Me it Hurts
- HelpHelpHelp
- Edd.
- Why did you leave???
- WhyWhyWhy?
- But
- Red Leader
- Please.
- Stop.
- It hurts!!!
- Please.
Vs Eddsworld New Years[]
- In the New Years MOD, Matt is slightly redesigned while Tord is given grey eyes with small pupils instead of being solid black.
- These design changes where permeant for Matt, while Tord regained solid black eyes and default expressions in the WTFuture mod.
- The song names "Welcome Back" and "Who are u?" are quotes lifted directly from "The End Part 1", both directed at Tord.
- The mod got unofficial remake by LemonTheFunker and Exeprog with The End Part 2 artstyle
Vs Neighbors[]
- "Numero Uno"'s name is a reference to "PowerEdd" where in the episode Eduardo refers to himself as "numero uno" in order to one up Edd, and later adopts it as his super villain name.
- His line, "What. Are You SAYING!?" comes from "Saloonatics"
- "Your'e Right"'s name and Jon's line "Your'e right! It does get easier!" is also a reference to "Saloonatics", where Jon's ancestor; Juan replies in relief after a stack of books he is tricked into wearing on his head to improve his posture falls.
- "Confusion"'s name and Mark's line "I'm so confused" is a reference to "PowerEdd", where Mark comments his bewilderment from watching TV from space.
- The pause music is taken from the episode "Casting Call", where Chris O'Neill and Brock Baker argue over who should reprise their role as Eduardo.
WTFuture[]
- The mod is based on a 2010 Eddsworld episode called "WTFuture." The events of the mod are based on said episode.
- As preview videos shown, the songs where originally in the choppy vocal style. The songs later switched to chromatic scales, although the chromatics from the preview videos are different than the final product.
- Despite not being in the episode (save for a flashback) Tord is featured in the mod. This was a creative choice by enraged_artist, as Tord is one of their favorite characters.
- This is the first mod to feature exclusively animated cutscenes instead of dialogue.
- Future Matt is shown with cyborg parts through out the mod. However, in the episode he loses his parts and gains a comb over, due to Future Edd's actions.
Vs Tom Remastered[]
- Tom's monster form is identical to it's appearance in "PowerEdd" unlike the older sprites which seemed to be a hybrid of monster Tom and human Tom.
- Near the end of Monstrosity, Edd and Eduardo can be seen fighting in the background as "Numero Uno" and "Power Edd". This another reference to "PowerEdd" as the episode features Edd and Eduardo gaining superpowers and then fighting each other while Tom transforms into a monster.
Dialogue[]
Headache Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: Beep
Matt: Oh, hello
Matt: Did my beauty catch your eye?
Boyfriend: Beep bop
Matt: You're just jealous.
Boyfriend: Beep bop
Matt: No need to be rude...;-;
Boyfriend: Beep beep
Matt: ...
Matt: You have no taste.
Matt: If you sing better than me, which I doubt. I'll leave you be.
Boyfriend: Beep beep skdoop!
Matt: I'm just telling the truth.
Matt: Can we finish this before Todd gets here?
Matt: He's scary when he's upset...
Nerves Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: beep bop!
Tord: ...
Tord: So you're the one who upset Matt.
Boyfriend: Beep?...
Tord: No. Name's Tord. Not Todd.
Boyfriend: Beep...?
Tord: Yes. Tord.
Boyfriend: Bee bo ski bop!
Tord: The others know not to let Matt out alone.
Boyfriend: Boop?
Tord: Why?
Tord: Zombies. Don't Ask.
Boyfriend: BEEPS!?
Tord: Let's just get this over with.
Boyfriend: Ski boop beep
Tord: Oh you're underestimating me?
Boyfriend: Beep!:)
Tord: Son of a-
Release Dialogue[]
Tom: Ugh...
Tom: ...Why me?
Boyfriend: Beep.
Tom: Not talking to ya.
Tom: Anyway...-_-
Boyfriend: *mumbles* Beep bop bap.
Tom: Hey-
Tom: That was really mean!
Boyfriend: beep beep
Tom: you're cool
Boyfriend: bap?
Tom: yeah
Boyfriend: Ski beep :)
Tom: yeah....beep I guess
Boyfriend: boop ska beep
Tom: OOOOOOOOOkay?
Tom: Let's just sing buddy
Boyfriend: beep!!
Fading Dialogue[]
Edd: Hey, uhm...
Boyfriend: ...
Edd: Could you get these speakers out of my yard? I was waiting on a Cola Delivery..
Boyfriend: Bap?
Edd: Ye... I can't watch the movie without my favorite drink.
Boyfriend: Boop?
Edd: Oh- It's the Return of the insane zombie pirates from hell 4.
Boyfriend: beep ski boop bap 4?
Boyfriend: bop beep boop?
Edd: I would invite both of you, that would be Swell.
Edd: but unfortunately we only have one sofa.
Boyfriend: beep??
Edd: Well you see Tom sold them to a pirate..
Boyfriend: boop boop...
Edd: Let's do this before they decide to start without me
Boyfriend: beep!
Post-Fading Dialogue[]
Edd: So Tord, what movie did you get?
Tord: Oh, it's a classic!
Tord: Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 4!
Edd: Just like old times!
Tord: Yes...
Matt and Edd: Yay!
Tom: Lame.
Anguish Dialogue[]
Girlfriend: Hey Boyfriend!
Boyfriend: Beep!
Girlfriend: We have a special dinner tonight!
Boyfriend: Beep?
Girlfriend: You don't remember?
Boyfriend: Skbeep Bep? Boop.
Girlfriend: It's my birthday...
Girlfriend: My dad told me for us to go there!
Boyfriend: Beep.
Girlfriend: Sweet, I'm just gonna tell my parents you're coming!
Girlfriend: Okay we are here!
Patryck: What are these kids doing here...
Patryck: Excuse me, little girl...
Girlfriend: Yes?
Girlfriend: Sir... You're not an Employee...
Boyfriend: Beep?
Patryck: You can't be here.
Boyfriend: ....-
Girlfriend: But this is a public restaurant...
Boyfriend: Beep!
Patryck: Yes, but today the restaurant is reserved.
Patryck: I don't even know how they let both of you in.
Boyfriend: Beep Skboop?
Patryck: Yes Reserved.
Patryck: Do you not recognize my uniform?
Boyfriend: Boop.
Patryck: Hm.
Patryck: Well you're clearly not from this world. But it doesn't matter, Red L-....
Patryck: Shit-....
Boyfriend: Beep.
Patryck: Fine.
Patryck: Paul. We need Reinforcements. Over.
Patryck: Sigh...
Paul: What's seems to be the problem here?
Paul: ....Are you serious...you called for this?
Paul: Pat. These are children for the love of god.
Paul: Whatever... I couldn't care less, I'll fight the damn kid.
Rebellion Dialogue[]
Paul: Ugh...You're a little smartass aren't you?
Boyfriend: Beep???
Paul: But seriously Pat you call, for me to beat up some kids?
Patryck: For the last time. They are NOT kids!
Paul: Oh oh wait... Can you hear that too? Or is it just me?
Patryck: Hear what...?
Paul: The sound of no one caring!! Now let me take care of this.
Paul: Okay but now for real Kid. Listen to me very carefully..Okay?
Boyfriend: Boop!
Paul: ...
Paul: What did you just say to me you excuse for a person?!
Patryck: Well now you pushed it.
Paul: Now I'm really going to beat you & you're going to like it!!
Boyfriend: Beep bap?!?
Paul: Red Leader, we seem to have a problem in the restaurant.
Red Leader Dialogue[]
Red Leader: What's so important that you interrupted my fucking dinner?
Paul: . . . . . Did he just blow up the restaurant. . .?
Boyfriend: Bep boop skboop
Patryck: You teel him. I'm not going to do that.
Paul: Why should I be the one to tell the Leader-
Patryck: Didn't you call him over Paul?
Paul: ...
Patryck: Now you gotta deal with the situation.
Paul: Now that's some bullshit right there and you know it-
Red Leader: Hey! Drittsekk! Just answer me!
Patryck: .......
Paul: .....
Patryck: -gulp- . . .
Paul: .....Well you see Sir uhm-
Red Leader: I'm waiting and I don't have all night Soldier.Explain.Hurry.
Paul: That kid and his GF won't leave the restaurant Sir...-
Red Leader: Are you serious? That is the reason my dinner was disturbed?
Boyfriend: Beep bop bap...
Red Leader: The blue haired chipmunk? Couldn't you deal with that 'minor' inconvinience?
Boyfriend: -Gasps in beep-
Red Leader: I swear I really cannot with you two sometimes.
Red Leader: A plane crash is something but this? This is just sad Soldiers...
Paul: ...
Patryck: Our Apologies Sir, it won't happen again.
Patryck: But he wasn't leaving and apparently he doesn't know who you are...
Red Leader: Oh really he doesn't know who I am? That's odd.
Red Leader: Guess I'll show him and his Hot Anime GF.
Paul: But Leader you're just going to get more upset.
Red Leader: Shut your mouth Soldier. I've dealt with worse than this.
Red Leader: Do you not think I can handle this? Hm? Is that it??
Paul: No! That is not it Sir! Never said such thing!
Patryck: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT THAT AT ALL SIR NO!
Red Leader: I thought so... Now watch my back. Got it?
Paul: Sir Yes Sir! You can count on me for the task!
Patryck: What Paul meant is we both got your back Leader!
Red Leader: Hopefully you two don't fuck this one up.
Paul: ....
Patryck: .....
Boyfriend: -Silent beep-
Sigh Dialogue[]
Future Tom: (Oh no)
Future Tom: How did you two get here?
Future Tom: This is a restricted area.
Boyfriend: Beep.
Future Tom: . . . . .
Future Tom: No seriously.
Future Tom: Y0U'LL D13
Boyfriend: Bap?
Future Tom: Didn't you hear me? C'mon now.
Future Tom: I'll escort you out.
Boyfriend: Bop.
Future Tom: Sigh...
Leave Now Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: Bap skee bop.
Future Tom: (That wasn't that bad)
Future Tom: Time to leave.
Boyfriend: BOP!
Future Tom: . . .
Future Tom: Why do you wanna be here?
Future Tom: (Does Edd have anything to do with this?)
Future Tom: Did HE have anything to do with why you're here?
Boyfriend: Bep??
Red Leader: ...
Future Tom: DID HE?!?
Boyfriend: B-beep???
Red Leader: Thomas!
Future Tom: .......Forget I said that.
Future Tom: But you really need to go.
Boyfriend: . . .
Please Go Dialogue[]
Future Tom: ...
Future Tom: (I can't get upset. I really can't, but I will...)
Future Tom: You and your friend need to leave.
Future Tom: NOW!!!
Boyfriend: Ska bop beep!?
Red Leader: Do I need to step in Thomas?
Future Tom: Fuck you Tord!
Red Leader: Excuse you?!
Future Tom: (Shit...I fucked up)
Red Leader: Careful with what you say.
Red Leader: I was simply trying to help. But you made me do this.
Future Tom: Red Leader wait don't-
Future Tom: ..........................................Instalation Starting...
Future Tom: 01001000011001010110110001110000001000000100110101100101001000000110100101110100001000000100100001110101011100100111010001110011
Boyfriend: Beep...?
Escapee Dialogue[]
Future Tom: 01001000011001010110110001110000...01001000011001010110110001110000...01001000011001010110110001110000...
Red Leader: Nobody understands you right now besides me.
Red Leader: Lukk munnen!!
Boyfriend: Beep boop bap??
Future Tom: ...........................................
Future Tom: 0100010101100100011001000010111000100000
Future Tom: 0101011101101000011110010010000001100100011010010110010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110110001100101011000010111011001100101???
Future Tom: 010101110110100001111001?010101110110100001111001?010101110110100001111001?
Red Leader: Stop talking about him. We don't refer to HIS name HERE!!
Future Tom: 010000100111010101110100........
Future Tom: 01010010011001010110010000100000010011000110010101100001011001000110010101110010
Future Tom: 01010000011011000110010101100001011100110110010100101110..........
Future Tom: 0101001101110100011011110111000000101110!!!!!!...
Future Tom: 0100100101110100001000000110100001110101011100100111010001110011...!!.......!!!!!!!!...
Red Leader: .....
Red Leader: You're begging now?...
Red Leader: I see...
Future Tom: 01010000011011000110010101100001011100110110010100101110??.......
Red Leader: No.
Boyfriend: Ska bap?...
Red Leader: You shut up!
Red Leader: You started this.
Red Leader: You made me do this to him. How do you feel having to do with this?!
Boyfriend: Beep bap!?!?
Red Leader: Yes YOU!
Red Leader: Now...
Red Leader: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend: Skee beep bap boop!!!
Welcome Back Dialouge[]
Boyfriend: Beep
Edd: Boyfriend!
Edd: "Welcome Back!
Boyfriend: Beep :)
Edd: I'm glad you guys accepted to pass New Years with us.
Edd: Last time we met it wasn't the best...
Boyfriend: Beep bop
Edd: Yeah...
Edd: Matt can get rather dramatic...
Boyfriend: Ska bap beep
Edd: Oh yeah Tom's here.
Edd: He's just in the kitchen he'll be out in a second.
Boyfriend: Bap beep see
Edd: Oh again?
Edd: Sure we can rap battle as we wait for him to get here.
Boyfriend: Bap skeep
Edd: Yeah let's go for it.
Whatever Dialouge[]
Boyfriend: Ska!
Tom: ...
Tom: It's you again...
Tom: Boyfriend? Right?
Boyfriend: Beep!!!
Tom: Okay, Okay buddy calm down.
Boyfriend: Beep?
Tom: Edd said you asked from me?
Boyfriend: Beep, bap
Tom: Well I'm here.
Tom: What is it that you want?
Tom: I don't wanna be in the same room as that Commie.
Boyfriend: skeep boop?
Tom: I'm talking about Tord.
Boyfriend: bap...
Boyfriend: ..........skeep bap beep ska?
Tom: I don't wanna be here in the first place.
Tom: what makes you think I want to rap battle?
Boyfriend: boop bap :(
Tom: ...ugh...
Tom: fine
Who are u? Dialogue[]
Matt: Oh! Our lights are back!
Matt: Who are you?
Boyfriend: Beep..bap..
Matt: what do you mean we met before? ._.
Boyfriend: ..............
Boyfriend: Skeep... -_-
Matt: hmmmm...
Boyfriend: Bap Boop Ska beep?
Matt: Oh..
Matt: Tim and Todd are always fighting.
Boyfriend: Bep?
Matt: Todd likes upsetting Tim but it's funny tho
Boyfriend: Ska boop bap?
Matt: Tim is mad cus we still have the xmas tree up.. :(
Matt: Anyway!
Matt: Is it my turn to sing now??
Boyfriend: Beep!
No Mercy Dialogue[]
Tord: Heeeeeeeeeeey Boyfriend!
Tord: Enjoying the party so far?
Boyfriend: ...-
Tord: Good, good. Anyway.
Boyfriend: ...-_-
Boyfriend: Beep bap skeep ska?
Tord: Oh pfft, he's fine.
Boyfriend: Boop bap...
Tord: He's having fun.
Tord: 'Whatever. Enough about Thomas.
Tord: So......
Tord: Mind if I join in?
Boyfriend: Boop
Tord: 'Awesome.
Boyfriend: Bap beep!
Tord: 'You're on >;)
Hello Again Dialogue[]
Edd: Hello Boyfriend...
Boyfriend: Bap bop skee beep? :(
Edd: I'm fine
Edd: Our neighbors can just get really into our business for no reason.
Boyfriend: Boop...
Edd: Yeah...
Edd: Anyways, doesn't matter. Why did you came here again?
Boyfriend: Beep bop ska do beep
Edd: You came back here to check on us?
Edd: That's nice of you, sorry I'm not in the best mood...
Boyfriend: beep bop :)
Edd: Well it was nice to see you and your girlfriend again but, you better go before-
Edd: EDUARDOOOOO...
Edd: gets on you too.. -_-"
Boyfriend: Beep bap? :(
Edd: Another rap battle? Listen Boyfriend I don't know if today is the day for that really...
Boyfriend: beeeeeeeep :(
Edd: sigh...
Edd: Alright buddy...I'll try my best
Numero Uno Dialogue[]
Eduardo: ...
Eduardo: Are you a new loser that joined those?
Boyfriend: Bop! >:(
Eduardo: No? I see well-
Boyfriend: Beep bop bap :P
Eduardo: ...-_-
Boyfriend: Beep skee :)
Eduardo: Why do you want to rap battle?
Boyfriend: Bap bop? >:o
Eduardo: What did you say?'
Boyfriend: Bap bop?
Eduardo: I'm not afraid I'll lose..
Eduardo: I can beat all of you if need be.
Eduardo: I'm numero uno after all. >:]'
Boyfriend: Skap Bus bop >:)
Eduardo: You're numero uno??
Eduardo: In your dreams, cabron.
Boyfriend: beep bap ski dop
Eduardo: Edd isn't better than me!
Eduardo: I'll show you.
Boyfriend: bap...
Pre-You're Right Dialogue[]
Eduardo: i'm gonna punch you in the face...
Jon: pft
Eduardo: *Eduardo punches Jon*
Jon: OW!
Mark: Idiots!
Eduardo: Shut up!
You're Right Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: Beep???:(
Jon: ...Yeah, I'm fine...
Boyfriend: bap-
Jon: What's it to ya??
Boyfriend: Skeep bap? >:O
Jon: *Looks at Eduardo then back at Boyfriend
Jon: ...I can be as bad as him don't underestimate me-
Boyfriend: bop beep-
Jon: Are you just here to battle all of us? What's with that?
Boyfriend: Beep ska doop
Jon: Oh...
Jon: You just want to have fun...
Jon: I'm sorry, was I too rude-
Boyfriend: bop bop!:)
Jon: No?
Boyfriend: Bop
Jon: Alright. I can sing with you but I don't promise to be good..
Jon: As you can hear I have a lot of voice cracks..I'll try my best
Boyfriend: Skee bap beep ski do.
Jon: If you say so..I'll trust you..
Boyfriend: Beep!
Jon: Okay, lets give this a try..
Confusion Dialogue[]
Mark: Hey there Little Twat...
Boyfriend: bap?? >:O
Mark: You heard me.
Mark: Anyways, you've sang with everyone. Is it my turn or what?
Boyfriend: beep beep ski bap -_-
Mark: You don't wanna battle against me? Why is that?
Boyfriend: Bap.
Mark: Awn...
Mark: I seem to mean for you to handle?
Mark: Ha, ha, ha! You're funny and quite ridiculous.
Boyfriend: ...(This motherf-)
Mark: ?
Boyfriend: Bop bap -_-
Mark: C'mon now we starting this or what? I have the perfect track for this.
Mark: You don't mind a classic trap, do you?
Boyfriend: ?
Mark: Good.
Confrontatedd Dialogue[]
Tom: Well, when they found the skeleton in my kitchen, they assumed it was mine, so by the time I got home, the landlord had already rented the place out to someone else. So that's when I thought...
Edd: *Looks at Future Edd staring at him*
Matt: Kind of looked like Edd with a beard.
Edd: There's no way it could be me.
Future Edd: *Shows up behind Edd*
Edd: Oh. Wait. Maybe.
Future Edd: Cola has been outlawed as a drug around the globe.
Future Edd: After several years I realized there was only one choice....
Future Edd: *Pulls out gun*
Future Edd: Kill my past self to spare me from such a grim future!
Edd: Well that doesn't look very futuristic.
Future Edd:*Turns gun into laser gun*
Tord: We should find a safe place to hide in.
Triple-Coke-Blow Dialogue[]
Edd: Run away!
Tom Matt Edd and Tord: *Run from Future Edd*
Future Edd: *Chases the gang and fires his laser gun*
Edd: *Dodges*
Tom Matt Edd and Tord: *Make it to house and slam the door in Future Edd's face.*
Tom Matt Edd and Tord: *Come out as disguised go-karters, with corny music playing.*
Future Edd: *Looks dumfounded, then angry*
(Setting change to a diner)
Helucard: Ey 'hed
Future Edd: *Kills Helucard*
Future Edd: What make you think your FUTURE self would not know where his PAST self would be hiding?!
Edd: Then how come it took you so long to find u-?
Future Edd: Shut up! Now prepare to die!
Edd: But,but wouldn't this make some kind of paradox or something?
Future Edd: Don't be stupid, that kind of thing only happens in the movies!
Paranoia Dialogue[]
Edd: *Sprays Future Edd with a gallon of coke*
Future Edd: SON OF A BI- (Coke splashes into his face) DELICIOUS!!
Tom Matt Edd and Tord: *Escape*
(Setting Change)
Future Edd: *Teleports in front of the gang*
Narrator: MEANWHILE
Future Tom and 
Future Matt: *Time travel to the past*
Future Tom: Huh! It's a good job Red Leader had a second time travel device.
Future Matt: Now we just have to stop Edd before he messes anything up in the future.
Future Edd: *Notices Future Tom and Matt and becomes frightened*
Future Matt: So where should we start looking?
Future Tom: I'm not sure, but I hope Edd's past self has enough sense to hide somewhere.
Tom Matt Edd and Tord: *Look confused*
Come-Back Dialogue[]
Future Edd: Time to finish this once and for al-
Future Matt: Stop right there!
Future Tom: Edd, we're here to stop you before you destroy the future for your selfish needs.
Future Edd: No! I won't go back! I won't go back to that bleak soda-free future!
Post-Come-Back Dialogue[]
Matt: *Get's a hold of a time machine*
Edd: Matt, Hurry! Save us!
Matt: *Pushes a button*
(Transition scene)
Reporter: Tell us Matt, how did you come up with the idea of creating and ruling everything in existence?
Matt: Well, it all started when I got my hands on a- I mean, uh, invented my own time machine. Anyway, I pretty much just went back in time and-
Tom Edd and Tord: *Look annoyed*
Edd: I hat-LOVE MATT!
Old Headache Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: Beep
Matt: Oh, hello
Matt: Did my beauty catch your eye?
Boyfriend: Beep bop
Matt: You're just jealous.
Boyfriend: Beep bop
Matt: No need to be rude...;-;
Boyfriend: Beep beep
Matt: ...
Matt: You have no taste.
Matt: If you sing better than me, which I doubt. I'll leave you be.
Matt: With your hot topic hair dye.
Matt: .........Blue haired Fuck.
Boyfriend: Beep beep skdoop!
Matt: I'm just telling the truth.
Matt: Can we finish this before Todd gets here?
Matt: He's scary when he's upset...
Old Nerves Dialogue[]
Boyfriend: beep bop!
Tord: ...
Tord: So you're the one who upset Matt.
Boyfriend: Beep?...
Tord: No. Name's Tord. Not Todd.
Boyfriend: Beep...?
Tord: Yes. Tord.
Boyfriend: Bee bo ski bop!
Tord: The others know not to let Matt out alone.
Boyfriend: Boop?
Tord: Why?
Tord: Zombies. Don't Ask.
Boyfriend: BEEPS!?
Tord: Don't make me repeat myself twice for everything I say.
Boyfriend: Ski boop beep ._.
Tord: What about my accent?
Tord: Son of a bitch.
Old Release Dialogue[]
Tom: Ugh...
Tom: ...Why me?
Boyfriend: Beep.
Tom: Not talking to ya.
Tom: Anyway...-_-
Tom: Apparently you annoyed Matt and now we're all getting at it with ya.
Boyfriend: Beep??
Tom: What?
Tom: .....
Tom: NO. NOT LIKE THAT!
Tom: Shit dude.
Boyfriend: boop...
Tom: Let's just....ye.
Old Fading Dialogue[]
Edd: Hey, uhm...
Edd: My friends said they couldn't beat your ass so here I am.
Boyfriend: beep boop?
Edd: Yeah.
Boyfriend: Beep ;-;
Edd: Prepare yourself.
Boyfriend: beep.....
Edd: ....... Swell
Boyfriend: Skiboo beep bop!
Edd: I couldn't care less that you need to leave.
Boyfriend: Boop!
Edd: Me rude?
Edd: The audacity...
Edd: We were about to watch Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 4 and you interrupted.
Boyfriend: Beep!
Edd: Shut up Let's just end this.
Boyfriend: beep.
Edd: Good. Let's see what you got.Gallery (General)[]
Download Links[]
- GameBanana (Trashed)
- MEGA
- Itch.io
- Itch.io (New Years)
- Itch.io (Vs. Red Army)
- Itch.io (Vs. Future Tom)
- GameBanana (Vs. Neighbors)
- Itch.io (Vs. Neighbors)
- GameBanana (WTFuture)
- GameBanana (Vs. Tom Remastered)
- Source Code
