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Notices: Discontinued, Stub, Golden Throne, Copyrighted Assets

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Discontinued

Now look who I am! Just a floating skull with an invisible body. I’ve lost everything! - Tabi


The development or possible updates of this mod have been canceled, so a release of its new content is not expected. The reasons for this vary, such as: controversies, lack or loss of interest, the disappearance or lack of passion for the mod, or simply a lack of ideas.

Reason: Kolsan confirmed HD will not be coming back after his multiple hiatuses in 2022[1]

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TRIGGER WARNING!

This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Girlfriend's breakdown in the dialogue before M.I.L.F. can be saddening. Also, Nene's running gag/hobby is suicide (as she dies twice in the mod). Senpai will/would be canonically racist in the upcoming week 6 update.

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Major Spoilers Ahead!

MY. MY M3M0R1ES!? 5-5T0P R1GHT N0W! - Glitch


This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: Spoilers to the story in HD's and potentially the offical full game's story as HD does feature some plot elements of FNF's original story. Also, Sonic Week is here too.

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Large Article

Oh, what's that? Sorry punk, couldn't hear ya. You see, if you haven't noticed already, I've only got one good ear. By the way, in case you were wondering, its 'cuz like, I lost in battle one time, so yeah, that's the reason why, so stop asking me about it already, it's been like ten fucking years, also shut the fuck up, earrings aren't girly, they're super badass and punk, eat shit Friday Night Funkin' HD, give me back my fucking shiny Moltres, you fa-- anyways, check this ouuuut~ - Coldsteel


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Unfinished Page

(...keep calm Macy, Friday Night Funkin' HD's only like, 2 feet tall they can't hurt you.) - Macy


This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: Missing gifs for the "new" update.

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Copyrighted Assets

INSUFFICIENT - Tricky the Clown


This article contains copyrighted music, files, or other copyrighted assets that can claim copyright infringement.

Reason: All the Sonic stuff and week belong to SEGA.

You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December.
― HD Darnell, Pico


Friday Night Funkin' HD is a mod made mainly by KOLSAN aka. KOLSIN5, that adds new dialogue, new cutscenes, new animations, new songs, and new gimmicks. The art-style follows KOLSAN's style of art. It currently goes up to Week 5 and a Sonic week, with a Week 6 update planned, but cancelled after multiple hiatuses.

Changes[]

  • Almost everything in the mod has been redone in the style of the creator, as they are more realistic with some small features. Such as Girlfriend's dress showing the sides of her breasts, Skid and Pump's mask eyes glow, Mommy Mearest having yellow buckles on her garter belt straps and presumably abs, Pico missing 2 of his teeth, and Monster dripping blood from his mouth and having reindeer antlers instead of his Santa hat. Another thing is Girlfriend's Week 5 outfit, this one is the same as her original counterpart but this one involves a cut-out heart shape window in the Brest part of her dress that exposes some cleavage, a necklace with a bell, and knee-high socks instead of thigh-highs.
  • There are now "HD" icons that feature winning icons. These can be toggled off in the options menu.
  • Boyfriend now sweats as the player's health goes under 50% along with his animations being slower depending on how low it is.
  • Every week now has opening cutscenes, with Tutorial, Week 3 and Week 4 getting special illustrations.
    • These cutscenes have options for where they appear these options include Story Mode, Everywhere Mode, and Diaper Mode which disables them entirely.
    • They can also be skipped by pressing "Space".
  • Dialogue is added for every week. This means that every week except the tutorial has an ending cutscene.
  • Boyfriend has a more defined personality unlike the canon FNF and it's mods, making him have a stereotypical 90s kid like personality, he expresses more emotions than his canon self, he isn't stupid and he cares about Girlfriend a lot but dislikes her parents.
  • The stage of Week 1 slowly gathers an audience.
  • Daddy Dearest is visibly sweating during Dadbattle.
  • Boyfriend does the Spooky Dance during South.
  • Girlfriend and her speakers now disappear during the song Monster.
  • Pico's down animation in the original Friday Night Funkin had his gun aimed at the speakers but in the HD mod in his old design his gun is aimed Boyfriend in his down animation which could signify on how he has more intent on killing Boyfriend in this mod.
  • Blammed has a mechanic where Pico fires his gun, as signalled by a caution sign. Missing these notes will take away 50% of the player's health, often leading to instant death, especially if it is their first try. Caution notes appear in the down lane and therefore otherwise function identically to down notes.
  • "M.I.L.F" and "High" has a new mechanic where Boyfriend dodges streetlights on the road that are signalled by a Caution Sign where the player needs to press Space at the right time, Failing to do this will make the streetlight hit Boyfriend with a text that tells the player to press Space next time.
    • In M.I.L.F, Mommy Mearest shoots lasers at Boyfriend, trying to disintegrate him. These are signalled by yellow lightning bolt-shaped notes. Missing theses notes will cause an instant death, and the player will know exactly why they lost through a new death screen where Boyfriend turns to ashes and his blue balls and the Retry button are on the floor. Laser notes appear in the up lane and move slightly (but noticeably) faster than other notes, but otherwise function identically to standard up notes.
    • Also in M.I.L.F, Boyfriend does the groove that the henchmen would do.
    • While all of the bottomBop references for Week 5 remain the same, nearly all of the upper bop references were changed, the only sticklers being Pico, Hatsune Miku, and Monster. In place of others are some of the HD team (Rozebud, JADS, and Cval from left to right), but also prominent mod original characters like Whitty and Carol, as well as other miscellaneous Newgrounds reps, such as Nene from Pico's School and Dad n' Me.
  • Winter Horrorland now creates a much darker tone than the OG, with Girlfriend and everyone else presumably dead except one person, and Boyfriend is brutally saddened and terrified at this, even though the music's instrumentals and even the lyrics still sound unfittingly lighthearted carolling.
  • In "Winter Horrorland", Girlfriend is now decapitated, with her head gruesomely on display instead of it being a silhouette.
    • Also in Winter Horrorland, Boyfriend now has a terrified and saddened expression on his face. Because during the song, he was heartbroken and suffered PTSD over the death of GF.
  • Winter Horrorland is now much harder thanks to a gas mechanic which gradually depletes health. Normally, low note density can reduce the difficulty of a song, but with so few notes to extract health from here, missing notes can lead to a much harder challenge. In an older version, the mechanic started immediately, pushing the player to near-loss before their first note even comes onscreen, which left recovery nearly impossible. The mechanic was nerfed in an update which made the mechanic start when the first notes arrive.
  • Monster now wears reindeer antlers instead of a Santa hat.
  • There is a brand new Date Week, not to be confused with the mod of the same name.
  • Week 6 would have been themed around an anime OVA rather than a dating simulator.
  • Japanese VAs on Twitter would have also been involved in this week for the voices of BF, GF, Senpai, Spirit and (possibly) the background girls.
  • While possibly a joke, it was "confirmed" in a KOLSAN Twitch stream that HD Senpai is racist.
    • Confirmed in an FNF HD lore tweet by Kolchan8, and one of them being Senpai's design, he does say the N word, which confirms that he will be racist.
    • In another KOLSAN Twitch stream, he has confirmed that HD Boyfriend and HD Senpai will definitely have a feud and clash due to their personalities in the HD universe.
  • Sonic the Hedgehog is featured in his own week.
    • A song featuring Omochao in the Chao Garden is also available in Freeplay.
    • Go fest. Follow dreems.
  • Boyfriend and Sonic can be seen running parallel to one another in the songs "Boom" and "Racing".
  • Boyfriend can be seen stopping himself while losing rings if the player misses a note during the last 2 songs of the Sonic Week, much like Sonic does in his own games. He even dies like in the classic Sonic games if e runs out of health.
  • Each week has remixes of every song from the original game, excluding Tutorial and Monster. They're composed by Jellyfish, who made the remixes for Neo.
  • Pretty much everything scrapped in vanilla FNF but old designs and attack animations are used.

Reception[]

The mod received mainly mixed to positive reviews by fans and players alike for its outstanding visuals, creative designs, and usage of dialogue and cutscenes. Many have praised those who have worked on it for its creativity, dynamics and overall appeal. It was so well-received that ninjamuffin99, one of the main devs behind the original Friday Night Funkin', tipped his hat off for KOLSAN and the other HD mod developers. Many people saw this as a potential move up the ranks and some have even predicted that he could be hired to work on the full version of FNF because of this mod.

Others claimed that it was going too far with what it was trying to accomplish, innuendos and such, all while purposely making the players feel uncomfortable and stressed. KOLSAN has denied trying to deliver any bad messages with the mod on multiple occasions.

Music[]

Note: Tutorial and Monster do not have remixes.

HDDadNewIcon
HD Bopeebo
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 2
HDDadNewIcon
HD Fresh
BPM: 120
Scroll Speed: 1.8
HDDadIconDefeat
HD Dadbattle
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.4
ft. Saster

HDMomNewIcon
HD Satin Panties
BPM: 110
Scroll Speed: 2.4
HDMomIconDefeat
HD High
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 2.5
HDMomHornyLosing
HD M.I.L.F.
BPM: 190
Scroll Speed: 2.8
ft. Retrospecter and Kamex

HDParentsNewIcon
HD Cocoa
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 2
HDParentsIconDefeat
HD Eggnog
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 2.2
HDMonsterNewIcon
HD Winter Horrorland
BPM: 159
Scroll Speed: 2.4
ft. Kazuya

HDBFNewIcon
Breaking Point (FNF HD Remix)
BPM: 90
Scroll Speed: 2
As the name implies, this is a cover of the Marble Pawns song "Breaking Point",
with Boyfriend's vocals used in place of the usual vocals.
The cover was worked on by Marble Pawns themselves.[2]

HDSonicNewIcon
Green-Hill
BPM: 167
Scroll Speed: 3
Composer(s): JADS
HDSonicIconDefeat
Boom
BPM: 187
Scroll Speed: 3.2
Composer(s): Luc
RacingIcon
Racing
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 3.5
Composer(s): Rozebud

HDOmochaoNewIcon
Happy Time
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 2.5
Composer(s): MarblePawns
This song is available in Freeplay.
HDBFNewIcon
Blueballed
BPM: 120
Scroll Speed: 2.5
Lyrics:

Ayo



Boyfriend XML, Flyin high like a G6.
All the motherfuckers better ready up
Peep this

Feeling like a hero not a zero, call me sonic
Evil minion motherfucker rapping, how ironic
Horns in his head, purple skin, look demonic
Saw his ugly ass mug feel like marvel comics
But im not phased keeping all my cool
See baby girl, his daughter i be like a fool
Make her mine call her boo, show you music genius
Shit after week 5, man you know she got my penis
Aye
And her mom act crazy
Knowing damn well ion want no other ladies
Succubus my ass man that lust don't phase me
Musta forgot i only do this for my baby
Call me Jay-Z cuz [REDACTED] in Paris
I'm not much a softie and I ain't the fairest
Where it is, where’s my heart lie
Free within the music, my soul confined

I just want to hold her tight yeah
Her stomach her thighs my life yeah
I'll never die ill get stronger she’s worth it
She my baby girl and i know she’s perfect
(x2)

Y’all dig my flow
High tier shit HD ya know?
Never ever tell me my rapping's slow
I can pick up pace rappin on my own
Pico got the gun but I'm the one blamming
Papping in the worlds real fucking demanding
But I'm commanding every single fuckin bar and rhyme
I'm like a motherfucking avenger without having to go back in time.


ft. Koharu

Dialogue[]

Tutorial Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend What are you so afraid of?.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I just wanna... y'know--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Not mess up in front of you! It'll be so lame.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I don't think you'll mess up. And if you do...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Then who cares?! You gotta fail before you succeed!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Come on, I'll show you.

Bopeebo Dialogue[]

  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest GF, it's time to come home, your 2nd dinner's gonna get cold--
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Who is this?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Well, he's--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend The name's .XML...BF, .XML!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend And to an extent, your daughter.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend BF WHAT??
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest I'll tell ya right now, boy;
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest If you wanna get with my daughter, you gotta beat my ass first.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Wait dad--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Thassa BET!! I'll suplex ya, old man! You ain't ready for this problem!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend And after I fuck you up, i'm gonna fuck up your daughter's--
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest ...In a singin' battle!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...Oh.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Well in that case, I'm one of the hottest rappers out right now.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'll help you get with the times, then I'm gonna smooch this dime, hehe...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ain't that right, baby?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Why won't you guys just calm doooown?!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You've got some nerve tryin' to swoon my little girl while I'm right here.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Put yer mic where yer yapper is, boh!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Aight! Don't go to hard, you might get an aneurysm.

Fresh Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You know what?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend That was a lot less scary than I imagined it would be.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Pfft, it was just baby-time music.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest I thought someone as puny as him would only be able to handle that.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Now comes the real test. Yer gonna show me just how badly you want my baby girl.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Oh no, dad please don't do something rash--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Don't worry doll, this is all for practice. Hit me with anything geezer!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Alright.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You said you were a rapper, right?
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Well I actually hung with and killed both Biggie and Tupac.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Lemme show you what they taught me before I made their lives forfeit.

Dadbattle Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...Huh.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend That also wasn't as intense as I thought it'd be!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Mother FUCKER. You persistent little shit.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ???
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Whatcha gonna do now, pops? The crowd's getting bigger.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend They want a show. I say we give em one...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend However, you ARE lookin' mighty tired.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Same could be said for you, boh. But I'm 'bouta make mincemeat outta you.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Let's give the crowd somethin' to scream about.

Post-Dadbattle Dialogue[]

  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest How...
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest How are you so damn good?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'd do anything for your girl man. Don't you understand?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I really want her, I've proven myself worthy.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I deserve this...I deserve, HER!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend BF...
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You don't deserve shit...she's been with other men, y'know.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest BETTER men at that, better than you'll EVER be.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Even if they are better than me...well, I don't care! No flaws make you a lame!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Your daughter knows what she's doing. She picked my bum-ass for a reason.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Now stay out her business, and attend to the tightness of them jeans.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest ...

Spookeez Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...erm--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Babe, I know that haunted houses are intended to be eerie 'n' shit...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend But nah, this place is whack! I hate it here!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend What are you so afraid of?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'm here by your side, no one's gonna hurt you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend But I've BEEN hurt! I got jumpscared so much my scrote's losing control of itself...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'm sure there's a bathroom around here so you can fix yourself up.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Do you 2 dolls have any idea where a bathroom may be?
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid and PumpSoloIcon Pump Up stairs, first door on the right!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Ah okay, thank you!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid We were informed that you were our precious candy, senora GF!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump So we'll be taking you now, as a treat!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Not so fast! You guys ain't earn her like I did, she's all mine!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Baby...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend UNLESS you guys can beat me in a sing-off! Then you can have her.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Bitch...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Issa good deal ain't it?
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid and PumpSoloIcon Pump It sounds so fun! Let's go for it, fren!!

South Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend Raw as fuck! I totally aced that!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It was hard as shit, but I aced it!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I...almost died many times during it, but I'm still kickin'!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend How you feelin' towards these little duders hon?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend They're cute and all, but I really think it's too scary here. We should leave.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What, can't handle a little dark atmosphere?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend No, I can handle that and these two freaks of nature...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend If anything, it's the thunder for me.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ..I get it.
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid Aw come on! Don't leave so soon, fren!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump Espooky month barely even started!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Spooky Month?
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid You don't know 'bout espooky month!?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend No, please enlighten us!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump Well it's...it's when you enjoy, ya know, spooky things!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump Eating spooky candies, discovering spooky monsters...
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid And doing the spooky dance!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Is that what you guys were doing while you were singing?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I kinda wanna try it out too, honestly!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump We can teach you gringo! Please queue the next song, senora GF!

Monster Dialogue[]

  • MonsterIcon Monster . . .
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Wait huh...?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Where's the little monster kids?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend GF???
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Why's it so dark now...and what's this presence I feel?
  • MonsterIcon Monster you ask too many questions, big fella! just chill and hang out with a new pal okay?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend W-who the hell are you?! Tell me what you did to them!
  • MonsterIcon Monster i just wanted some alone time with you, is that so wrong?
  • MonsterIcon Monster i'm dying to have a little singing battle with you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend For what reason...what will you gain from this if I lose?
  • MonsterIcon Monster . . .
  • MonsterIcon Monster don't know, but it's gonna be fu-u-un! let's get to singin', shall we?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...

Post-Monster Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend Are you okay?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What...what even??
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid Are you okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend No...I what?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You guys didn't see that thing?!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend What are you on about?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I must be going mad...either way, we done here! No more.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It was fun, I guess, but my bowels are gettin' irritable.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend By the way, what were you two's names?
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid I'm Skid!
  • PumpSoloIcon Pump I'm Pump!
  • SkidSoloIcon Skid and PumpSoloIcon Pump And we're the Spooky Kids!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Awe, I changed my mind, they're so cute!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Hope we have kids as ambitious as them one day.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend The more I gotta do shit like this, the less fertile I become.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend But it's cool! We do it for the culture! And the sex.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Let's get going lady!

Pico Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You're awfully corny!! I like it.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Also, your hand's really low.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Oh shit, my bad--
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Move it lower.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ohh it's like that huh?! Well come here babe--
  • [A gun click is heard]
  • PicoIcon Pico I knew i'd find you here you lil shit.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Pico? Of all people...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Huh!? Who are you 3?! What's going on, how does BF know you?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What did I do now man?!
  • PicoIcon Pico Nothin' to me, but pops coughed up the dough, and you know me, heheh.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Bringing your goons along with you huh?
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December.
  • PicoIcon Pico AYE, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, FATASS SKANK?!
  • PicoIcon Pico I bring my boys with me wherever I go, no matter the difficulty of the task!
  • Nene Neutral Nene Boy and girl!
  • PicoIcon Pico Fuck up.
  • Nene Neutral Nene Okay! ^_^
  • PicoIcon Pico Anyway, as the realest muhfucka on the rooftop was sayin'...
  • PicoIcon Pico Jobs like this have been scarce, so lemme play with my food a little.
  • PicoIcon Pico Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all live...
  • PicoIcon Pico And if it's trash...you gettin' merc'd.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...

Philly Nice Dialogue[]

  • PicoIcon Pico Okay cool, I don't hate you.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Wait wait wait, hold on...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You mentioned "pops" a minute ago...who is that?
  • PicoIcon Pico I was talm bout YOUR pops, shorty.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend wuh HUH!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Wait...so you guys are related?
  • PicoIcon Pico Come on man...
  • PicoIcon Pico Lemme spell it out for you, DUMBASS.
  • PicoIcon Pico You are blood money to me. Your girl's dad hired me to take you out--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Wait to like dinner or--
  • PicoIcon Pico LET ME FINISH!! DAMN.
  • PicoIcon Pico He hired me to kill you. Said you embarrassed him but he won't tell me what for.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend All I did was out-rap him like the sexy beast I am...
  • PicoIcon Pico That's petty as heck in hindsight. But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks!
  • PicoIcon Pico Aight, next song.

Blammed Dialogue[]

  • PicoIcon Pico Okay!! The beats was hot, but now I'm losing.
  • PicoIcon Pico Sooo, now YOU'RE gonna be losing...
  • PicoIcon Pico your life...
  • PicoIcon Pico uhahaaaa!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend and GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • PicoIcon Pico Fuck both of you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat! You a bitch!
  • PicoIcon Pico Don't care, changed my mind, suck me.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend This is so annoying! Why are white people like this!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Tch, he hasn't changed a bit since we stopped dating.
  • [The background music stops]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Since you what?
  • PicoIcon Pico What the--
  • PicoIcon Pico You can't just go around casually mentioning that you f-
  • Nene Neutral Nene w-what...??
  • Nene Neutral Nene GAYS?!
  • Nene Neutral Nene what the FUCK?!
  • Nene Neutral Nene I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell WAIT, NENE DON'T JUMP--
  • [*splatter*]
  • PicoIcon Pico ...
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell Aaand that's 10.
  • PicoIcon Pico You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic...You knew that.
  • PicoIcon Pico So then...so then why would you do this?
  • PicoIcon Pico XML. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.
  • PicoIcon Pico I'M DOWN A GOON, YET MY CLIP'S STILL FULL.
  • PicoIcon Pico Funny how that works: never shot no one and yet someone's dead...but it isn't my target.
  • PicoIcon Pico I think we should fix that.

Post-Blammed Dialogue[]

  • PicoIcon Pico OKAY I'M TIRED OF PLAYING FAIR, I'M ACTUALLY JUST GONNA KILL YOU!
  • PicoIcon Pico FUCK THE MONEY, I JUST WANT YOU GONE!
  • [*click* *click*]
  • PicoIcon Pico You gotta be pullin' my nuts here.
  • PicoIcon Pico Whatever, let's throw hands--
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Not so fast!
  • PicoIcon Pico ...!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You belong to the Dearest family now.
  • [Pico fades away]
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell ...
  • [Darnell shimmies away]
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ???
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Uhm...erhm...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Yeah so turns out I'm not adopted haha!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Just promise you won't tell anyone okay?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...Bet.

Satin Panties Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend Hey BF, they're playin my momma's song on the radio! You vibin' with it?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Yee yee, I'm rockin' with it!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Y'know, GF? I don't think I've ever been with someone who makes me as happy as you do.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's so nice having someone as clingy as me by my side.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I wouldn't say I'm clingy, I'm just here to see you kick ass and not die!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend What's with the face? It's the truth.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Right.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Speaking of relationships...what did you do to Pico a few weeks ago?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Oh him? Well, you know the shadow realm from Yu-Gi-Oh?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend It's essentially like that. He isn't suffering or anything, but he belongs to us...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Me specifically.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Aight, that's real sus.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Why are you having another man around all the time huh?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Are you dense? Why are you jumping to conclusions all defensively?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I might have him around all the time, but he isn't even able to interact with me unless I say so.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend None of this seems right to me.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend The last couple of things you just said make me doubt your feelings for me
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Come on now! Even if we've been dating for less than 3 months doesn't mean shit--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You're saying that I don't mean shit!?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend NO! UGH YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I MEANT--
  • [thud]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Wait, did you hear that?
  • ??? Don't waste yer time believin' her.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What the--?! Who's there?!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Also, you're grounded, 'member? Your father and I own that ginger now. YOU can't use him.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Momma??
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest It's me honey! I'm crashin' this party.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend T-THAT'S YOUR MOM????
  • GFIcon Girlfriend YEAH?? DON'T GET ANY IDEAS--
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest SILENCE, GEAREST.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Bojangles, Bubbles, Alvin, Michael!
  • HencemenIcon Henchmen Ma'am, yes ma'am!!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Make sure she doesn't get away or compromise this situation.
  • HencemenIcon Henchmen Aye!!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Sorry to crash y'alls date, but yer initiation ain't over boy!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You said you were staying out of this, mother.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest I was. Then Gnomeo over here decided to embarrass my shnuckums in front of his fans..
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You wouldn't believe how much he sobbed in my arms the night it happened.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Tell me your name, boy.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend BF... My name's BF. like, Boyfriend.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest KEKEKEKEKE! That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest After this, though, the only thing you'll be callin' me is Mommy.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend PFFT, you're funny. I like you, lady!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (Thinking: The hell is she doing? Is she...she's trying to seduce BF, isn't she?!)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (...Ugh! Whatever, I know BF's heart is in the right place! He's not going to fall for it.)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (Then again...I made him really upset with me.)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (It might make it easy for him to succumb to her charms...)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (Whatever! I always put my trust in you, BF, and I'll keep doing it. Prove me wrong!)

High Dialogue[]

  • Ethan Good evening, beautiful people.
  • Ethan This is KOL News Network with an update on the high-speed chase unfolding along Route 76.
  • Ethan Two of the persons atop the involved matte-black limos have been identified as ex-popstar Mommy Mearest...
  • Ethan That's a fuckin' stupid name...
  • Ethan Ahem- and her daughter. with a number of other persons assumed to be affiliates and entourage.
  • Ethan Whatever the case, the road there is known to be littered with low-hanging street lights, so caution is advised.
  • Ethan Seriously, who the fuck put those there!? There's, like, a twelve mile stretch with no light behind them.
  • Ethan More on this high-speed action soon...
  • Ethan Was I supposed to say that? No? I don't give a shit, dude.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Not bad, boy... not bad at all.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend This shit...this shit is too much!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I see where those abs come from now...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest What're you starin' so hard for, boy? You want me??
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Tch!! As if.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You're weird as hell mom! Why is it so hard for you and dad to be normal?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Crashing my dates,
  • GFIcon Girlfriend trapping people into televisions,
  • GFIcon Girlfriend causing someone to smoke the sheer dread out of having to deal with you guys??
  • GFIcon Girlfriend It's so annoying!
  • HencemenIcon Bojangles Ms. GF, please calm down suga'!
  • HencemenIcon Bubbles Your parents know what's best for ya...just chill on it.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend And bring your imps along!? You're the worst.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Your boyfriend don't seem to think so. Look at how he's pantin from just bein' in my presence!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Tell me, BF, what is it that you like the most about me?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Is it..my scent? My beautiful, long curly hair...?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Or perhaps...somethin' else has your eye?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Can we go to the next song please?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Why are you dodging the question?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (I'm losing him, It's so quick but, I'm already losing him.)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (It can't end like this. BF's gotta remember what he's doing this for...)
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Remember, BF. There's a huge difference between a woman, and a little girl.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Perhaps this next one can show you what the former can do.

M.I.L.F Dialogue[]

  • Ethan Is it really that important? Nobody gives a shit about this kid! I'm eight days into a 2-week notice, I'm tired of this shit.
  • Ethan An anonymous tip sent into the newsroom just moments ago has identified the short, blue-haired youth accompanying the Dearest family members and associates atop the speeding limos as Boyfriend.XML
  • Ethan the up-and-coming rapper who made headlines after defeating Mearest's husband, ex-rockstar Daddy Dearest, in a series of performance arts showdowns.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend OKAY! That's enough Mrs. Mearest! I've had enough.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest What's the matter boo?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Are you losin' focus from seeing me move so gracefully?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Bet you got so many nasty thoughts in yer head goin' on...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You want me so bad...don't you??
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (That's it..,I think he's gone.)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (There's no way he doesn't want her after that, it always works on horny men.)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (B-but he can't just go on and lust for her! She just wants to snag his soul!!)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (If you were to leave me, I at least want to find the ability to find solace in your assured safety...)
  • GFIcon Girlfriend (Damn it. He's going to leave me now, and it's all cuz of that stupid argument. It's all my fault.)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ugh, just shut the FUCK UP!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...wuh??
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest EXCUSE ME!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm sick of hearing you speak! You're fuckin' weird!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend The way you talk to me makes me feel so infantilized.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend And you considered the fact you're speakin' outta turn about your own daughter?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend All just to impress ME, a random!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It makes me so furious, how could ever say some foul shit like that about her...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I love your daughter, I ONLY love your daughter.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I won't lie, I do find you attractive. You're very pretty, your voice is nice, and you smell good...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend But I wouldn't even be fawnin' over you if I wasn't so mad at GF!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I-I just got really hurt when you told me you weren't clingy...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...and you only stuck around so much to keep me from dying.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend And the Pico thing, I just feel really insecure about him always bein' able to be with you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It should be me!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I only told you that to try and reassure you that I wouldn't let anything hurt you...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend And that I'm your #1 cheer-leader...I'm sorry that it came off the way it did.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I have so much faith in you because you're just...you're just so cool, okay?!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend It's one thing to be a powerful demon with a stupid amount of confidence,
  • GFIcon Girlfriend but it's another to be a mere mortal with the feeling of invincibility!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend That's you, BF!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend No matter what's been thrown at you, you've pulled through with confidence.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Whether it's having to face my demon parents, literal monster kids, and being shot at...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You've shown nothing but resilience.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I wish I was mortal so I could know how it feels to have your life on the line everyday you wake up.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I love you, BF, I feel like if we were to separate we'd actually die. I NEED you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You feel it too then...this feeling, like our souls are inseparable in a sense?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's real fitting for how corny we are.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm real sorry too, GF. You got no idea how greatful I am for you.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm glad we can get this shit out the way.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Oh...oh this feeling...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend HUH--
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Oh dear, Daddy ain't made me feel like this in sooo long...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Momma??
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest But YOU, BF... you're a whole different breed.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest A man who knows how to put a bitch like me in her place...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest AND shows love to her own girl after some tramp dissed her...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM DOLL, BUT... YOU'RE JUST TOO PERFECT!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest I'll tell you this, BF...If you lose this, your soul is mine for all eternity.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You'll never see GF ever again, I'll use you for whatever the hell I want.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest I might even make you into an imp
  • HencemenIcon Micheal Wait, we were somethin' before bein' demon?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You can't refuse this offer, either, or I'll just eviscerate you right here and now!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Shitt, GF...this might not end too well.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Now that's not like you, to just give in so quickly.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Kick my mom's ass for me, 'kay?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Hmph!! Okay! for you baby.
  • HencemenIcon Alvin Boys, this might be our last jam togetha under Mrs. Mearest.
  • HencemenIcon Alvin Go into this next song with the reminder that you were all brothas to me. I love y'all equally!
  • HencemenIcon Alvin Let's just hope she won't use the Beautiful Evisceratin' Agony Machine...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest By the way, baby, I don't want this to be too borin'...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest However, I wanna be the one who takes you to your grave...I can't let wreckless drivin' do it!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest So dance, dance for me baby!! Maintain your balance, just like my imps...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest CUZ THIS SHIT'S FINNA GET N U T T Y!!

Post-M.I.L.F Dialogue[]

  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest BF ...that was amazing...I'm so...exhilirated.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You sapped me of all my juices. From my mic, that is, hehe...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest I know you won, but...can you please, just come be a part of my collection?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I don't want you!! DAMN!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm with your daughter because i love HER.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I love the way SHE smells, how HER voice sounds, how HER hair flows in the wind...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest What are you saying?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm SAYING I LOVE FAT BITCHES!! Mainly the one I'm with, but others are cool too!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ALSO, you just let those imps die. They had lifes, too!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Tch, those imps couldn't take the heat, so they got kicked outta the kitchen.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest By that i mean their limbs are strewn along the road.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Agh, you two are perfect for each other!! Whatever, you can have 'em girl.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Momma!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Even though you've permanently damaged my view of you and made my ego plummet, I love you for this!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You serious, ma?!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Yeah, you're kinda boring actually. Welcome to the Dearest family, hon.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Let's say in a month or so, you come by for a...haunted house tour?

Cocoa Dialogue[]

  • News Man 2 Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers!
  • News Man 2 We hope your having a jolly evening here in the-
  • Ethan Yeah, yeah. Welcome to The Mall, thank you for bring' your fuckin' kids.
  • Ethan Can't wait to clean up after 'em
  • News Man 2 Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.
  • Ethan Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that shit.
  • News Man 2 I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody.
  • News Man 2 Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!
  • Ethan Maaan, FUCK other people. I love being a hateful motherfucker!
  • Ethan *sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad.
  • Ethan Only thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-
  • Ethan You have got to be shitting me.
  • [Ethan gets pissed off after seeing Boyfriend in one of the cameras.]
  • Ethan BRO.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What am I gettin' for you first, boo?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend YOU aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you this time around.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'm thinking of getting you a new coat... This one's a bit yikes!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend HUH?! WHAT'D'I-DO?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil homie added to the drip!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend OH, OH, BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You're like a toddler!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'M DOWN THOUGH LET'S GO!!
  • [FIVE MINUTES LATER...]
  • [Girlfriend and Boyfriend are shocked to see Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest on Santa's chair.]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I don't really know what I expected.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Goddamn, on the holidays, man?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Y'all can't leave us alone for the fuckin' HOLIDAYS??
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You know we can't do that, boh.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Your initiation MIGHT be over...
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa..
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is?
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Other than that, YEAH! Let's have a damn good Christmas then!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend This is not how we bond on Christmas.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Let alone ANY time of the year.

Eggnog Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend Awww look at us, ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend All aborbs and shit!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Now let me talk to Santa!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You're not tryna spend some more time with us?
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend At the expense of others!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Just look at what you're doing to poor Santa.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You either want him dead or want him working for you, huh?!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest You're too young to understand, hon'.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest He's got a power that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend THE FUCK YOU MEAN? I JUST BE RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' SHIT!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest That's the problem, Boyfriend.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest ALL you do is rap and sing. Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest You don't even know the weight of your powers.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...I don't know if it's that deep.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest But hey, that's fine suga.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Keep that blissful ignorance.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest I adore it.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Wait wait, until it's too late for what?
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back to our family bonding, eh Girlfriend?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend eugh...
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'?
  • PicoIcon Pico I'm not a pet, dumbass. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall.
  • PicoIcon Pico Now let's go peep this function, Nene!
  • Nene Neutral Nene Fuck an escalator! I could just fall faster.
  • [*splatter*]
  • PicoIcon Pico *Horrified look*
  • FlipSideDarnellIcon Darnell 11. Shit can neva go right with you white n***** around.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Alright, pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!

Post-Eggnog Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend HUH?? The lights went out?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ayo GF, I think your lights used up some of the mall's electricity, haha...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend GF...?

Winter Horrorland Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • MonsterIcon Monster You enjoying the decorations, bud?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • MonsterIcon Monster Come on, talk to me guy!
  • MonsterIcon Monster You don't know how hard it was to kill that girl. she put up quite a fight.
  • MonsterIcon Monster Too bad she wasn't able to stick around!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Why man?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What did I ever do to you?
  • MonsterIcon Monster Nothin' to me.
  • MonsterIcon Monster You were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend you...
  • MonsterIcon Monster No tears.
  • MonsterIcon Monster Head up, face me. time to carol.
  • MonsterIcon Monster Oh...one more thing...
  • MonsterIcon Monster Watch out for gas.
  • [Boyfriend wipes away his tears, still flabbergasted by the scene.]

Post-Winter Horrorland Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend Baby!?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend BABY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest I-I didn't want this to happen but uh...
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest It makes our job a lot easier!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend hhh...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend !!
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest fuck
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Oh my god, thank goodness.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend It happened again... I'm sorry, are you okay-
  • [Boyfriend hugs Girlfriend]
  • GFIcon Girlfriend ...!!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long babe.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I saw him again... that monster!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend He, he cut your head off and it was on top the Christmas tree!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I was so scared you were gone. I missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Baby... nothing can kill me. Not even you.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Whoever this monster is, if I ever catch 'em, I'm gonna fuckin' off 'em.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Okay!
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest How boring! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.
  • DadIcon Daddy Dearest No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna KILL us.
  • MomIcon Mommy Mearest Last I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, Malewife!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Can't you believe that's gonna be us someday?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Some day? That was us a few months ago!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Let's get outta here, I'm tryna give you a white Christmas tonight!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend SHEESH, OK!

Breaking Point Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend You enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend It's from the mixtape money im guessing? Why are you spending so much on me, hon'?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I gotta show some love for my girl!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name up like hella!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot shit!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend WHICH I am, but y'know...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I'm proud of you, but you need to save your money!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend I don't need material things like this.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I needa spoil you every now and then. It's the least I can do as a mortal.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em often, hehe...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You're really confident in getting on my parents good side, huh?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Well you needa' get them vocal chords in shape! My parents be goin' ham--
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Hol' up, you talkin' like me now?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Oop, hehe...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Either way, get those skills up boy! Serenade me.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Hm... What should I sing?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenary...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I got one!! You gon' remember this babe!

Post-Breaking Point Dialogue[]

  • GFIcon Girlfriend You don't have any special powers or anything BF...
  • GFIcon Girlfriend But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend GF, promise me you'll always be here for me.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend No matter how crazy shit starts getting, that you'll be by my side.
  • GFIcon Girlfriend You know I'm not goin' anywhere. You're my favorite, I value you too much.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...favorite what?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Don't worry about it hon.

Green Hill Dialogue[]

  • ??? Hey…'ay man!
  • ??? You conscious dude?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend !!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What the hell? How'd I get outside? What's goin' on?
  • ??? You're in MY court now, lil dude!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend HUH!?
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Sorry about that!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic You were in the way of my daily lap around Green Hill.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I tried stopping before I ran into you, but I guess my momentum still carried for a bit.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic You good though? You looked pretty out of it.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH NAH.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You can't just come around and start acting like this is a common occurrence…
  • BFIcon Boyfriend YOU'RE SONIC THE FUCKIN' HEDGEHOG!!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Yep, I'm no one special, just a dude who loves to chill and do good.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend NO ONE SPECIAL??
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You’ve saved the world on a multitude of occasions, you run faster than the speed of sound.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend And don't even get me started on you grabbin' the Chaos Emeralds. SUPER SAIYAN SHIT BRUH!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Not to mention you do all this NAKED! IT'S SO COOL!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Well, when you put it like that...I guess I AM someone special, heh.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I've always wanted to be like you, ever since I was younger. My whole fit's based on your image in some ways!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Never thought I'd meet someone as dedicated as you...a bit strange in all honesty.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Say, what's your favorite past time?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Honestly? Rapping.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's all I've been doing for the past few months. Just bein' on the grind y'know?
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Aw yeah! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I also do a little bit of free styling when I'm bored.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Yee yee, I've seen you emcee in some commercials before! I wanna see if it was all a bluff.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Commercials? That probably wasn't me, I hate public speaking and all that stuff.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic If you're tryna rap though, then let's chill and jam out! I've got nothing but time.

Boom Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend AHYUGH, AHCK...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend FUCK man, I knew you were fast when it came to running, but you spit fast as hell too!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I barely even had a chance to catch my breath throughout that!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I had that one memorized, I'm always thinking about it when I run through here.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Plus, I DID carry you throughout that.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I aspire to be at that level of creativity with my music.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Well, when you're chasin' baddies all the time, you gotta give yourself something to lose yourself to.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic It helps getting to the goal a lot easier.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's funny. We rap for two entirely different goals.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend You rap to escape, I rap to entertain and get laid!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Get...laid? Why would you need to rap in order to sleep?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: Wow...he's dense.)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: He just like me for real!)
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Hey lil dude, I never even got your name...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's BF, like Boyfriend!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I'll just call ya B! Simple, and to the point.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Alright, B, let's see if you can keep up with me now!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend --!!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend BRO WHAT THE HELL!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend WAIT FOR ME, DAMMIT!

Racing Dialogue[]

  • BFIcon Boyfriend SONIC MY MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M KEEPIN' UP WITH YOU RIGHT NOW...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend BUT I'M STARTING TO GET EXHAUSTED!!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic WELL THEN WHY DID YOU COME ALONG? YOU'RE IN MY WORLD AND YOU'RE GETTING TIRED?
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT THAT CAN'T FLY HERE. WHAT EXACTLY BROUGHT YOU HERE?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER PLACE TO BE!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Ever since I was a kid, I looked up to how courageous and strong you are.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend No matter how dire the stakes are, you always go in with no worries! You're everything I'm not.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MUSIC! I want to be strong for my girl...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend But everytime she's in a bad situation, I'm helpless. All I can do is rap and sing and hope to win.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'M TIRED OF BEIN' WEAK, SONIC! I WANNA BE STRONG AND PROTECT THOSE I LOVE!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I understand that. But you have to know that my line of work is FAR more complex than just dealing with drama.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Your best way of becoming strong is going past your limits, pushing boundaries you didn't even know existed!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'LL DO ANYTHING DAWG, JUST...JUST TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO!

Post-Racing Dialogue[]

  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I'm really impressed. You were able to keep up the whole time without much fail--
  • [*crash*]
  • [BF lays on the ground, unconscious, and in a puddle of his own blood]
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Nevermind.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Hey kid, I don't know if you can hear me...but I think you should stick to rapping.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Being me isn't easy. Being ANYONE who isn't you is difficult.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic There's nothing wrong with wanting to do more for others.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic However, it's okay to accept that you won't always be able to do more for others, too.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic You can still be strong and help others without being super fast or physically built.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I don't know anything about you, but I bet the people in your life already see you as strong enough.
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic Someday in the near future, you'll be able to up your limits. This is too early though!
  • HDSonicNewIcon Sonic I gotta head out now, but I'm proud of you for coming this far. Let me grab some rings to patch you right...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend *GASP*
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend No way...you mean, I was dreaming that whole time? I'm not actually that strong, am I?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's never gonna be enough, is it?
  • GFIcon Girlfriend Baby, can you lay back down with me? I had a niiightmare...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: I might not be strong enough for myself yet, but if I'm strong enough for her...I guess that's enough.)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: Thanks Sonic...I had that dream for a reason, but it was really taxing on my brain.)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: I guess I'll just lay back down.)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • BFIcon Boyfriend (Thinking: I feel really uncomfortable...am I--am I laying on something?)
  • BFIcon Boyfriend WHAT'S THIS? A RING?!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Oh...wait...that's just my cock ring. Whatever man.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'll probably wake up later and hop into the Chao Garden.

Trivia (General)[]

  • The cutscene where Daddy Dearest reveals how he used to know The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur before killing them was confirmed to be canon by one of the vanilla FNF devs PhantomArcade in a Twitter reply. However, this could be a joke.
  • Monster's right pose is designed to resemble Trollface.
    • In the first 2 frames of his left pose (used for right) seems to show a face in his mouth. This is because in the HD canon, Monster used to be a human that made a pact with a demon but the fusion went horribly wrong, causing the body to become a husk of fat and bones. (and a lemon)
    • Monster's inner face as seen on his left pose appears to be an eyeless wojak.
    • In his down pose, gallery image and one of his dialogue portraits you can see the same face in his mouth.
  • In Blammed, the train is changed to have blood splashed on it due to Nene's suicide.
    • Darnell's statement of "Aaand that's 10" means that Nene's suicide is the 10th death in her lifetime because in the Pico franchise, Nene has canonically died 9 times.
    • Ironically, before Eggnog starts, Nene skipped using the escalator and jumped off instead, making her death count go up to 11.
  • Pico is shown having lost a tooth which never happened in the original game.
    • This is because Pico's design was based off MindChamber's Pico design, where he is missing a tooth.
  • The sound for when a danger note comes aka Pico shooting at you might of been taken from a Shannon Sunday video called FNF - Pico (test).
  • When Boyfriend is stressed, he noticeably holds his mic closer to his head.
  • The name of the game's folder for the V2 update is "Iluuuvfatbitches".
  • For some reason, Daddy Dearest's left and right note animations have been swapped.
  • Both Week 3's and Week 4's special notes are named "warningNote" in the files.
  • The billboards on Week 4 reference different mods, such as Garcello and FNF Neo.
    • This holds true to some of Week 5's advertisements, such as the then-unreleased FNF Soft.
  • KOLSAN confirmed on Twitter that Sonic The Hedgehog would be getting a full week. [3]
    • The Sonic Week takes place a month after the events of Week 5 and a day before the events of Week 6.
  • According to KOLSAN and Cherribun, Friday Night Funkin': Sonic's Rhythm Rush is officially canon to Friday Night Funkin' HD.
    • In the events of HD and Rhythm Rush, however, Sonic and Daddy Dearest have never met each other. (Imagine them playing a demonic game of chess.)
  • The news reporter/mall worker in both Weeks 4 and 5 is called Ethan.
    • Having quit his job before the events of Week 5, he went on to become a butler for the Dearest family, but quit that same day when BF formally met GF's parents and then everything went awry.
  • HD contains the similar gag from the vanilla game's Week 5 where the Mall Santa isn't worried about the gun and is peeking at Mearest's B A D O N K E R S.
  • While Monster is still hiding in the background of Cocoa and Eggnog, rather than simply standing there he is now (technically) disguising himself under a large coat and hat. the coat is a reference to the candy dealer from Sr Pelo's spooky month: unwanted house guest.
  • For unknown reasons, the roof of the mall is completely torn off in Winter Horrorland, though it is hardly visible in-game.
  • Looking at the evilBG folder in the game files, a small, derpy version of KOLSAN's persona is also standing in the background of Winter Horrorland and is simply hidden behind the Christmas tree.
  • The artwork in the gallery is all referenced upon a unique piece of Sonic The Hedgehog Artwork for each character. The character's seem to connect in the way that they are similar in both of their series for one or another reasons. This may be a reference to the fact Sonic will be getting his own week in FNF HD.
    • Boyfriend uses a reference of Sonic, Girlfriend uses a reference of Amy Rose, Daddy Dearest uses a reference of Doctor Eggman, Mommy Mearest uses a reference of Rouge The Bat, Skid and Pump both use references of Chao from Sonic Adventure and Team Sonic Racing, Monster uses a reference of Chaos, Pico, and Darnell use references of Knuckles The Echidna, and Nene use a reference of Amy Rose.
  • The OVA theme in Week 6 will take inspiration from the art style of the Yu Yu Hakusho series.
  • In the background for the Sonic Week, Tails can be seen with blue shoes. This is probably a nod to a false fact posted by Daily Classic Sonic about how Tails was supposed to have Blue shoes in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (aka, his debut), but was scrapped due to the Sega Genesis's limited color scheme for certain characters.
  • The songs' names for the Sonic Week references much of the Sonic series as a whole.
    • "Green Hill" references Green Hill Zone (First level of Sonic the Hedgehog), "Boom" references Sonic Boom (Main theme for US version of Sonic CD's OP) and "Racing" references Super Sonic Racing (Main theme for Sonic R).
    • The Freeplay track "Happy Time" is a remix of "Join Us 4 Happy Time ... for CHAO Race" from Sonic Adventure.
  • In the Sonic Week update, the Week selection menu now has their own rhythm to its new theme. For example, if you hover over Week 1, it will have the rhythm of one of Week 1's songs, or if you hover over the Sonic Week, it will have a Sega Genesis cover as the theme.
  • A photo of Phil Eggtree from the Riddle School series can be seen in Girlfriend's room.
  • All of the Sonic Week Music is copyrighted, as Sega owns the original music.
  • Inside Friday Night Funkin' HD's files (assets/images & assets/shared/images), you can discover some extra color sketched drawings of the characters from the Sonic Franchise.
  • You can find Ritz's icons in the mod files, supposedly assuming that maybe there might be a week regarding Ritz. This is a very big maybe, though, as nothing about him is related to FNF HD has been confirmed yet.
  • This mod is also infamous for its creator KOLSAN, because he made many controversies (which can't be mentioned here) caused by this mod.

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