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Reason: Weegee's right arrow animation gives him multiple eyes in odd places. Also, a lot of the videos that he appears in might disturb some users due to just how oddly confusing they can be.
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Reason: Near the end of Lazer, the screen shakes. Also, during MLGchrome, when Sanic blares out his epik airhorn, the screen shakes violently.
MY. MY M3M0R1ES!? 5-5T0P R1GHT N0W! - Glitch
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YOU GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, YTP INVASION? - Tricky the Clown
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Reason: Weegee is a joke reincarnation of Luigi as he appears in the PC version of Mario is Missing, he is owned by Nintendo. So is Harkinian and Morshu. Dr. Robotnik is based off of his 1993 counterpart in The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog which DiC Entertainment has ownership of.
Oh, what's that? Sorry punk, couldn't hear ya. You see, if you haven't noticed already, I've only got one good ear. By the way, in case you were wondering, its 'cuz like, I lost in battle one time, so yeah, that's the reason why, so stop asking me about it already, it's been like ten fucking years, also shut the fuck up, earrings aren't girly, they're super badass and punk, eat shit YTP Invasion, give me back my fucking shiny Moltres, you fa-- anyways, check this ouuuut~ - Coldsteel
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This mod has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information.
Upcoming: V3 is almost here with teasers, new songs and a progress percentage on the mod's twitter.
V4 is also planned with it being the mod's final update
Hark! I believe I'm in dire need of your services to learn YTP Invasion's current whereabouts. - ENA
One or more of this mod's versions/download links are either withheld, on hold, privatized, or trashed and are no longer available. However, other appearances are still easily accessible.
Note: Google Drive downloads of previous versions still exist (except for GameBanana V3, that got trashed. Oh, and also, the Google Drive mirror link for YTP Invasion V2 has stopped working and is broken, except for the Gamebanana version.)
Iām surprised someone as small as you didnāt break anything! - A.G.O.T.I.
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Reason: Weegee's Anchored assets, Mario assets and Sanic BF Idle poses.
YTP Invasion (formerly Vs. Weegee) is a mod created by Stash Club, as well as quite a few others, like Mark, PSL3, and ZertyGB, to name a few. Somehow, Boyfriend has crossed over with the YTP Universes, and now Boyfriend is running around, causing havoc. It's another normal day for both ends.
Opening Text
- "shoutouts to--zange"
- "play smash bros--crusade i mean"
- "shoutouts to--allen roman"
- "epic universe--pretty neat"
- "shoutouts to--mark"
- "play one night--at weegees"
- "shoutouts to--agvids"
- "no hero--banger tbh"
- "shoutouts to--lixian"
- "vs ridley--soon probably idk"
- "shoutouts to--zerty"
- "imma firin--ma lazar"
- "shoutouts to--russmarrs2"
- "my name is--no longer squidward"
- "shoutouts to--namer"
- "not into the pit--it burns"
- "squadallah--we are off"
- "i wonder whats--for dinner"
- "lamp oil--rope bombs" - A reference to Morshu.
- "sorry link--i cant give credit"
- "these beats are what--all true heroes strive for"
- "gee--it sure is funky around here" - A reference to CDI Link.
- "sounds like a lot of--hooplah"
- "people order--our patties"
- "we will never--deny a guest"
- "even at the most--ridiculous request"
- "holy s***--squidward"
- "the sky had--a pokemon"
- "thats not a pokemon--thats a gay luigi"
- "the virgin weegee invasion--the chad ytp invasion"
- "its all a win win--when its signed by weegee"
- "dr octogonapus--bwaaaaaaaaaaah"
- "you know--what they say"
- "all toasters--toast toast"
- "i hope you made--lotsa spaghetti"
- "dear pesky plumbers--ur stupid lmao"
- "oh look--what clever children"
- "very scary--and confusing"
- "stash club--just one person"
- "he has--a lightsaber d***"
- "oh s***--holy s***"
- "coders--united"
- "shoutouts to--dublicus"
- "douglas--allen2022"
- "invest in-carmine coin"
- "ironik is--dave strider"
- "shoutouts to--bizare ethen"
- "shoutouts to--yamz"
- "pilk-guzzler"
- "stash--mash"
- "agvids--swag vids"
- "namer--namer"
- "alen-stop"
- "weeg not--weegee"
- "f*** you--youchew"
- "shoutouts to--hololive funkin"
- "its lazer--not lazar"
- "i lost my ds stylus--fuuuuuu"
- "been waiting--since november"
- "ytp invasion 2--electric boogaloo"
- "ironik--making bangers"
- "stash--club"
- "i dont like you--aaa"
Story
(Shared on the YTP Invasion Discord Server)
Daddy Dearest sends Boyfriend and Girlfriend into a computer from 2008, there they meet several Youtube Poops and go up against them. They will face up against Weegee, The King, Dr. Octgonapus, Dr. Ivo. Robotnik, and many more wacky foes!
Sadistic takes place in Christmas 2013 where Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sucked into Black Hiver's dimension with the others in his attempt to destroy Christmas and steal souls.
Sanic's week takes place in 2014 where the MLG versions of Boyfriend and Girlfriend and hanging out in SANIC EVENCHUR TOO while Sanic is playing Call of Duty on Xbox live. The music from their speakers interrupts him so he shows them who's boss and no-scopes their speaker. Before he can no-scope them too he is interrupted by Dat Boi and hijinx insues.
Gameplay Mechanics
- Spaghetti Notes: Appears in Ravioli, covers the screen with spaghetti when hit.
- Lamp Oil Refill: In Richer, your screen will darken by a margin at certain points. Hit Spacebar repeatedly to brighten up the screen back to normal. The brightness depletion may accumulate if you don't restore the brightness in time.
- 360 N0SCOP3: Sanic will sometimes pull out his sniper rifle. Press Spacebar to avoid the shot.
Cameos In Other Mods
- In The Weeg Mod, Weegee appears as a secret opponent.
Music
Extra Files: Instrumental |
Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away! Patrick: Hey, MAMA?!, the sky had a PokƩmon! SpongeBob: I know... What do you think we should name it? Patrick: How about-- Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its SPAGHETTI rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! 1:04 Mario: "Dear pesky plumbers; The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels". 1:30 Mario: We gotta find the princess... Luigi: And YOU gotta help us! Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotel, check out the enclosed instruction book. 2:30 SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward! Our hands are clean! Patrick: Clean... |
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Lyrics: 0:00 Princess Peach: Dear Ma-- Weegee:: W E E G E E ! ! ! Princess Peach: Please come to the castle. I have baked a ca-- Weegee: SPAGHETTI! Princess Peach: --for you. Yours truly; Princess Toadstool. Peach. 2:09 Patrick: Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! 2:22 Squidward: What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself? WAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! 2:44 Squidward: Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument. 4:56 Patrick: Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! |
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Lyrics: 0:00 Dr. Robotnik: If that stubborn little songstress won't write me a song, I'll write my OWN song! 1:48 Sonic: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! Dr. Robotnik: I'm Dr. Rrrrrobotnik! I touch what I want! |
Extra Files: Instrumental |
Lyrics: 0:09 Sanic: This is a certified hood classic. 0:38 Sanic: Damn, son. 1:04 Sanic: Happy feet, wombo combo! 1:09 KILL. 1:15 KILL. 1:22 KILL. 1:28 KILL. 1:31 Sanic: Damn, son. Where'd ya find this? 1:45 KILL. 1:55 Sanic: Oh baby, a triple! Oh yeah! 2:12 KILL. 2:26 M-M-MONSTER KILL. Sanic: THAT'S RIGHT, GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!! |
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Lyrics: 0:00 Mario: Taim to take a piss! pissing noises |
Code: piss |
Extra Files: Instrumental |
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Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away!
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Extra Files: Instrumental |
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Dexter The Stick (Cover) |
Lyrics: 0:34 Sanic: Happy feet! Wombo Combo!
Sanic: Damn, son. |
Extra Files: Instrumental |
Lyrics: (Spongebob tries to find the prize in his cereal box when a Weegee crashes into his pineapple)
SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD! (SpongeBob opens his door and runs to Squidwards' house) SpongeBob: The sky had a PokƩmon from my cereal box! Squidward! SpongeBob: Squidward, the sky had a PokƩmon! Squidward: That's not a PokƩmon! That's a gay Luigi! |
Extra Files: Instrumental |
Lyrics: Weegee: OBEY WEEGEE, DESTROY MARIO! |
Lyrics: Weegee: Obey Weegee!
Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! (E-e-e-e-e) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: Weegee! Malleo! Weegee! Malleo! Weegee: Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Wee-e-e-e-e-e! Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee) |
Lyrics: Bowser: Hm-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
(V3) |
Lyrics: 0:00 SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD!
SpongeBob: The sky had a PokƩmon from my cereal box! SQUIIIIDWAAAAAARD!
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Lyrics: 0:00 Dr. Oct: Dr. Octa-gonapus! |
Yo, a little help here? - Scout
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Note: Malleo icon by ThanosBeatboxing06
Lyrics: 0:04 Michael Rosen: Once I've got a letter from my friend Hans from Holland! *Flips paper and starts reading it* "Michael, I can't take it anymore. I had to get rid of this thing before it was too late. *Time skips* Don't even play the game, it's what he wants. Just destroy it. Please." Oh no it isn't, Hans! It's just one of his tricks! *Flings CD into the pc* *Sonic 1 turns on* Yes! *The select screen turns on* It wasn't one of his tricks.. |
Lyrics: 0:56 Black Hiver: INSIGNIFICANT ANT! 0:58 SpongeBob: Oh no! AAAAHHHHH!!!! |
CHARACTERS/YTP Invasion.xml NOT FOUND. - Doki Doki Takeover
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Lyrics: Iām so sick of goodie goodies Coming in here on the fly For my plan is dastardly, itās From a special kind of guy! You might have some solid beats But nowās the time that you must die! This shall be my greatest feat! From now until the end of time How pathetic! Donāt you squirm! āBeep boop beepā I hear you cry! Silence! You pathetic bookworm! To the dungeon! Donāt be shy! Boyfriend, will you ever learn?! Will you ever even try! Not into the pit! It burns! I cant let this be goodbye! |
Yo, a little help here? - Scout
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Note: Tom's icon was made by ThanosBeatboxing06.
Squeegee's icon was made by TheRealBaRk.
Grand Dad's icon from Mario's Madness.
Snapcube Eggman's icon is from Fandub Eggman (MrHat).
Castle Calamity Mario's icon was made by Cloak2300.
This song was changed due to controversy with the creator of the chromatic. |
Lyrics: 0:00 Banbuds: Weegee. A shitpost mod and honestly i don't think it's very good. Even as a shitpost, i think it's just meh. Because i think in shitposts can be good, like they can sound good. Perhaps you fucking liste- Did you ever listen to the Robotnik Remixes and how good they are? I'm sorry but i don't think this Weegee thing sounded good, i'm sorry. 2:29Robotnik: Mmm, would taste so much better with hedgehog in it! |
Lyrics: 0:02 Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some chocolate? 0:06 Chocolate? did you say Chocolate? 0:10 Yes sir! With or without nuts! 0:13 Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! 1:48 NOW THAT I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... I'd like to buy all your chocolate! 2:01 Thank you for your patronage.. |
The song is currently being reworked for a different character |
Moved to Vs Hater with a remaster |
Part of a scrapped collaberation with Friday Night Funkin': McMadness |
Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away!
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Extra Files: Instrumental |
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Lyrics: (Spongebob tries to find the prize in his cereal box when a Weegee crashes into his pineapple)
SpongeBob: HOLY SH**! SQUIDWARD! (SpongeBob opens his door and runs to Squidwards' house) SpongeBob: The sky had a PokƩmon from my cereal box! Squidward! SpongeBob: Squidward, the sky had a PokƩmon! Squidward: That's not a PokƩmon! That's a gay Luigi! 0:16 0:19 1:05 1:08 1:43 1:46 Weegee: No. |
Extra Files: Instrumental |
Lyrics: Weegee: OBEY WeEeGeE, DESTROY MARIO! |
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Lyrics: (The following lyrics may be repeated throughout the song)
Weegee: Lotsa spaghetti! Weegee: Is it the bagel? Weegee: Mama Luigi! Weegee: Spaghetti! Weegee: Oooooh! Weegee: Waaah! Weegee: Ha! Weegee: The bagel? Weegee: Bravo! Weegee: Gotcha! Weegee: Just what I needed! Weegee: Bingo! Weegee: Hohoho! Weegee: Okie dokie! Weegee: Gochie gochie! Weegee: Hmmmm! Weegee: Imma moving! Weegee: Thas ridiculous! Weegee: Oh yeaa! Weegee: *gibberish* Weegee: Here we go! Weegee: Yahoo! Weegee: Maybe, a koopa will let us in! Weegee: *grunts* Weegee: Heaaaaaa! Weegee: Thats-a great! Weegee: Hammer! Weegee: heh? Weegee: Yaa! Weegee: Perfect! Weegee: Yaaay! Weegee: Thunder! Weegee: Wah-hah! Weegee: |
Dialogue/Cutscenes
Note: V2 songs have cutscenes instead of dialogue.
[Weegee sees Boyfriend in front of the Krusty Krab and Boyfriend beeps. Weegee turns and faces the camera.] Weegee: You dare bring your face? You must DIE! [Weegee throws the anchor at Boyfriend and crushes him with a Taco Bell ding, turning the background into a solid green plane. Boyfriend then immediately gets up and beeps. Weegee stares at Boyfriend angrily as the background changes again to in front of Spongebob's house.] Weegee: HMPH. |
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[Boyfriend is seen with shades, along with a speech bubble saying "SUCK IT LOSER!!!"] King Harkinian: Oah! [King Harkinian pulls out a dinner blaster and shoots Boyfriend with it. Boyfriend is launched to the island of Koridai, where he lands in Morshu's shop.] Morshu: Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it, it's yours, my friend. As long as you beat me in a rap battle! Mmmmmmm? |
[A black screen shows the title "YTP Invasion", with that iconic guitar playing at the beginning. Static appears before a lone mailbox is shown. Daddy Dearest eagerly runs up to the mailbox and opens it, only to be blasted by a LAZAR. Static appears again, cutting to Pico standing in front of a sink.] Pico: I'm a dirty boy and I need to wash my hands. [Pico tries to turn on the sink, only to be blasted by a LAZAR. Static appears again, cutting to Boyfriend and a magic genie lamp.]
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[Boyfriend does his classic V-pose to the player, before cutting to Dr. Octogonapus becoming enraged, slamming the microphone he's holding onto the ground, and floating up in the air before charging a LAZAR.] File:DrOctogonapusIcon.png Nametag: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS- [Dr. Octogonapus was interrupted from blasting the LAZAR by a gunshot directed towards him. Then it cuts to Randal trying to kill him, before Dr. Octogonapus blasts a LAZAR to his own son, who ultimately survived by ducking under the sink. Boyfriend is absolutely shooken by what he just saw. Dr. Octogonapus casts a shadow over Boyfriend, which makes him look away from Randal and towards Dr. Octogonapus before the scene fades to black.] |
[Sanic sits alone, weed in his mouth, playing Call of Duty on his console. Suddenly, he hears Boyfriend blasting music outside his room, which angers the boi. Sanic kicks the door open and shoots the boombox Boyfriend is using to listen to music with, all the while looking like an angery boi.] |
Spaghetti Dialogue
- Weegee
Man... that 24-hour long staring contest with that purple crown thing was intense...- Weegee
Huh? Well, well well. What do we have here?- Weegee
If it isn't the internet's brand new plaything...- Weegee
Welp, sit down, kid.- Weegee
Stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.- Weegee
Everyone used to like me. They made edits out of me. Made remixes out of me.- Weegee
And best of all, they respected me.- Weegee
Nowadays, I'm only seen as a punchline. Sad.- Weegee
Wait a second...- Weegee
(If I can kill him with my dope beats...)- Weegee
(Perhaps I can be recognized again...)- Weegee
(The invasion could return...)- Weegee ...
- Weegee
alright, kid.- Weegee
As a pig man from a shitty CDI game would say...- Weegee
You will DIE.- Girlfriend
shut yo bitchass mouth- Boyfriend
baboop skibop bep
William Dialogue
- Boyfriend
yo girl- Boyfriend
who dis?????- Girlfriend
um- Girlfriend
luigi i think???- Boyfriend
nah- Boyfriend
hell nah- Boyfriend
this luigi hella creepy- Weegee
Wow. Woooooooooooooooooooooooow.- Weegee
You pesky plumbers don't know who I am, do you?- Weegee
ahahahaha...- Weegee
What incompetent fools...- Weegee
My power level is over 9000.- Weegee
And you sommehow don't know my name?- Boyfriend
sheeeeeeeeesh- Boyfriend
man had a whole villain speech prepared- Weegee
Believe me- Weegee
You'll know my name after this next song.- Weegee
I guarentee it.
Invasion Dialogue
- Girlfriend
omg bf no!!!- Girlfriend
you made him... italian! how could you??- Weegee
Do you have a problem with italians?- Girlfriend
whaaaaat no no no no no italians rule- Weegee
And to think I was going to spare you...- Weegee ...
- Weegee
Why isn't my death stare working on you too?- Girlfriend
death stare? lmao you think that shit can affect us demons- Girlfriend
the dearest family aint got time for that shit- Weegee
Demon or not, I could overpower you and your family EASILY.- Weegee
But this is between me and the boyfriend.- Weegee
Don't try interfering, either. Got my goons with me. More should be arriving soon.- Girlfriend
...You got this, bf!- Girlfriend
You've protected me against so many crazy lunatics these past few months!- Girlfriend
Don't let this asshole control you with his weird ass death stare!- Weegee
SILENCE!- Weegee
OBEY WEEGEE! DESTROY BOYFRIEND!
Obsolete Dialogue
- Boyfriend
I'm beep bop back bitch- Weegee
Wha-- Girlfriend
woooooo! you did it babe!!!- Weegee
But how did you break free from the virus?!- Boyfriend
da power of dope beats baybee- Weegee
This is madness!- Boyfriend
now uh... weegee, right?- Weegee
yeah hi- Boyfriend
yeah uh dude- Boyfriend
you got problems- Boyfriend
what ya doin this for??- Weegee ...
- Weegee
If you really wanna know...- Weegee
I want to escape from this void of irrelevancy- Weegee
return to the internet better than ever.- Weegee
but YOU...- Weegee
YOU are the one thing standing in my way.- Weegee
Thanks to you, the internet is completely flooded with utter garbage!- Weegee
weegee- Boyfriend
I can't control that shit bruh- Boyfriend
Just let people make the content they wanna make- Weegee
That's my problem- Weegee
Back in the day, we didn't have a trending tab or constant ads- Weegee
Anyone could just pick up a software and edit in order to go viral.- Weegee
I was once the star of those edits.- Weegee
But now...- Weegee
I'm a mere shell of my former self.- Boyfriend
yeah ok grandpa- Boyfriend
you had your time in the spotlight, MOVE ON!!!- Weegee
heh...- Weegee
In a sad way, you're right- Weegee
It's obvious I'm not winning this, though.- Weegee
It's only a matter of time before I fade away into obscurity again.- Weegee
let's have one last fight, shall we?- Boyfriend
finally bruh- Boyfriend
so much dialogue in this mod god damn
Post-Obsolete Dialogue
- Weegee
welp... suppose this is it.- Weegee
Perhaps I'm better left forgotten...- Boyfriend
bruh- Boyfriend
hold up imma break da fourth wall real quick- Boyfriend
people have literally seen us rap before- Weegee
But how is that-- Boyfriend
yeah I know, i ain't high either bruh- Boyfriend
not only that- Boyfriend
some of the videos of us rapping have like- Boyfriend
1 million views- Weegee
huh. That's comforting.- Boyfriend
Yeah bruh, you got what you wanted i guess- Boyfriend
bf- that was cool
weegee- Well, thank you for that last little bit of exposure.
weegee- before I fade, I have a question.
weegee- what's an... among us?
bf- ...
bf- weegee...
bf- what... year do you think it is?
weegee- 2012, right? what about it?
gf- ...
gf- let's just end the mod here...
Runnin Dialogue
- Weegee
Well, well, well! Look who reared their ugly head here again!- Weegee
Come to prove my irrelevancy once more?- Boyfriend
nah bruh- Boyfriend
i just came to ask- Boyfriend
do you uh- Boyfriend
do you like eurobeat- Weegee ...
- Weegee
Actually, yeah- Weegee
I used to do covers of Eurobeat songs, actually- Boyfriend
aw heeeeeeell yeah brotha- Boyfriend
this keyboard I just bought off a shady website plays eurobeat crap real well- Boyfriend
show me watcha got- Weegee
...Alright, runt.- Weegee
Although, I must warn you.- Weegee
My funk level's gonna be over 9000 this time...- Boyfriend ...
- Boyfriend
the hell does that mean- Weegee
GAH! Just start the song!
Weegee Dialogue (Old & First Version)
- Weegee
Man... that 24-hour long staring contest with that purple crown thing was intense...- Weegee
Huh? Well, well well. What do we have here?- Weegee
If it isn't the internet's brand new plaything...- Weegee
Welp, sit down, kid.- Weegee
Stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.- Weegee
Everyone used to like me. They made edits out of me. Made remixes out of me.- Weegee
And best of all, they respected me.- Weegee
Nowadays, I'm only seen as a punchline. Sad.- Weegee
Wait a second...- Weegee
(If I can kill him with my dope beats...)- Weegee
(Perhaps I can be recognized again...)- Weegee
(The invasion could return...)- Weegee ...
- Weegee
alright, kid.- Weegee
As a pig man from a shitty CDI game would say...- Weegee
You will DIE.
Invasion Dialogue
- Girlfriend
omg bf no!!!- Girlfriend
you made him... italian! how could you??- Weegee
Italian? No, no, no... He was just infected.- Girlfriend
THAT SOUNDS EVEN WORSE!!!!!!- Weegee
We call it the Weegee virus here.- Weegee
I simply stare at someone for long enough, then bam.- Weegee
The virus spreads to them.- Weegee
Honestly surprised you weren't affected as well.- Girlfriend
my Dearest dna, lol- Weegee
Well, don't try anything funny, woman.- Weegee
I got my goons with me. More should be arriving soon.- Girlfriend
...You got this, bf!- Girlfriend
You've protected me against so many crazy lunatics these past few months!- Girlfriend
talkin bombs, evil exes, poorly charted nuns and russians...- Girlfriend
you even beat that shaggy guy somehow!- Girlfriend
(although that was my fault, considering i killed his dog lol)- Girlfriend
Just... don't let this asshole control you!- Weegee
SILENCE!- Weegee
OBEY WEEGEE! DESTROY BOYFRIEND!
Weegee Dialogue (Source Code)
- Weegee
god effing PINGAS! (editor note: add a tankman thing here)- Weegee
well played, you little SPAGHETTI!- Weegee
but this is BOMBS, and in BOMBS, YOU MUST DIE!- Weegee
men, get ready to FIRIN MA LAZAR!- Weegee ...
- Weegee
(editor's note: god what the hell am i doing)
Invasion Dialogue (Source Code)
- Weegee
bruh that's it- Weegee
I'm done playin with my food- Weegee
You come over 'ere on my turf, make a fool outta me...- Weegee
I mean, what do you even want, kid?- Weegee
I'm irrelevant! Obsolete!- Weegee
And you really came all this way just to prove that to me?- Weegee
I mean, look at you!- Weegee
weegee- Weegee
Back in the old days of the internet, we didn't NEED shit like that!- Weegee
You just needed windows movie maker and a low quality camera!- Weegee
And I get it...- Weegee
You're trying to bring old internet folks like me back...- Weegee
I mean, it worked for that clown dude and that ginger ex of yours...- Weegee
But look at what THAT got them!- Weegee
"Corruption mod this" and "But bad" that!- Weegee
Everyone thinks thoser chumps are from YOUR little game!- Weegee
Cuz screw legacy, right?- Weegee
Ahaha...- Weegee
Enough ranting from me, though.- Weegee
I got you a bit of a makeover as a thanks for your efforts.- Weegee
I got two goals in mind for this next fight.- Weegee
OBEY WEEGEE- Weegee
DESTROY BOYFRIEND
Obsolete Dialogue (Source Code)
- weegee
What?- weegee
but how did you... how are you... normal again?- weegee
DOES NOT... COMPUTE...- weegee
MUST OBEY...
Trivia (General)
- mm2funk uses the following sources:
- "Wood Man Stage" from Mega Man 2
- various sound effects from Mega Man 2
- "DK Rap" from Donkey Kong 64
- various instruments used in MIDIJam, a program associated with mm2wood.mid
- "SAVE the World" from Undertale
- the SiIvaGunner rip "Main Theme (OST Version) - Mighty No. 9" (with the virus-laden file now being "blammed.ogg"
- Hatena is a remix of "Walk on Water" by Basshunter.
Gallery (General)
Download Links
Vs. Weegee
- GameBanana (V3, Trashed)
- GameBanana (V1)
- Google Drive (V3)
- Google Drive (Old Version)