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Wow no way! Epic Games has sold out and Fortnite 2 has been released! Boyfriend and Girlfriend decide to buy the game on release at their local Shamestop (before the nasty scalpers get it first), but the line for it is G I N O U R M O U S!! :(
After about an hour of waiting a purple game console named Poly cuts in front of them also wanting some Fortnite 2 pay to win gameplay. In order to get Fortnite 2 before it sells out, Boyfriend must fight in a verbal 1v1 against Poly.
Appearance[]
Poly is an anthropomorphic purple game console with a blue screen and grey limbs. He wears a blue hat, yellow gloves and yellow and blue shoes.
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Dialogue[]
Bitwit Dialogue[]
Poly: hey kid, whatcha doin in MY place in line?
Boyfriend: beep boop
Poly: what?
Girlfriend: he said we were here first.
Poly: you can understand this kid?
Boyfriend: boop bop.
Poly: whatever man.
Poly: i've been waiting exactly one thousand, four hundred and thirty five days for fortnite two to release.
Poly: i'm not gonna let some poser and his knee-high girlfriend get it before me.
Boyfriend: SKABEEP?!
Poly: so you wanna rap battle for this spot in line, huh?
Poly: hmmmm. fine. but i'm warning you...
Poly: my beats drop hard.
Polygonal Dialogue[]
Poly: ...
Girlfriend: how's that for a rap battle?
Boyfriend: beep boop!
Poly: ...
Girlfriend: we'll be having that spot in line now.
Poly: not so fast! best out of two!
Girlfriend: best out of two? that's not even a thing, man.
Boyfriend: bleep skadeepbo!
Poly: it is if i say it is, my mod, my rules.
Girlfriend: whatever.
Boyfriend: bopeebo.
Hexadec Dialogue[]
Poly: wait, did i lose?
Poly: i was totally popping off!
Girlfriend: ok, we beat you twice, that's best out of two. give us the spot in line.
Boyfriend: beep!
Poly: alright, now i know it sounded like i said best out of two, but i one hundred percent said best out of three.
Poly: and plus, "best out of two" isn't even a thing.
Girlfriend: dude, even if it WAS best out of three, we still would've won, you only need to win twice.
Girlfriend: give us the spot in line. don't make me ask again.
Boyfriend: bloop badoopdoop, skadoop!
Poly: final offer. if i win i get the spot in line AND you have to pay for it. if you win...
Poly: i don't know, i'll give you gum or something.
Girlfriend: that's so unfair! the game costs like
Poly: great! three, two, one, go!
Girlfriend: sigh...
Flushed Mode Bitwit Dialogue[]
Poly: bruh are you doing flushed
Boyfriend: yeah ikr
Poly: good luck
Girlfriend: dont spam or bad
Boyfriend: ok
Flushed Mode Polygonal Dialogue[]
Poly: wow you are win
Boyfriend: yeah pogger
Poly: this song is kinda hard ngl
Boyfriend: no
Flushed Mode Hexadec Dialogue[]
Poly: hey rember vs shaggy cutscene after week two
Boyfriend: that was scary
Girlfriend:
Boyfriend: that was scary
Poly: beatbox rap time
Poly: you bouta get CLAPPEDGallery[]
