Richard Gyro

Upcoming Content

>implying that wasnt just a warm up you cum guzzling midget - /v/-tan

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Upcoming: He was seen in the 3rd Funkin Forward Trailer with a brand new week, which will be the aftermath after week one

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Richard Gyro

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Relationships

Door to Door Door Salesman (Canon lover)

Occupation

Crypto advisor

Biographical information

Age

Unknown (Adult)

Status

Alive

Physical description

Species

Human

Gender

Male

Eye color

Black

Hair color

Brown

Appearances

Created by

Cerbera (Director, Charter, Writer)

jyrocopter (Artist, Animator, Cutscene, Voice of Pilot)
Ash237 (Programmer, Co-Animator)
DPZ (Musician (Song 1, 2 and Menu))
SimplyCrispy (Musician (Song 3))
Evity1 (Additional Programming)

Voiced by

Eduard Khil (Sampled)

Character Icons

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“You'll be golden once you invest in $ASH”― Richard Gyro, Get Rich

Not to be confused with Mr. Trololo.

Richard Gyro is your friendly neighborhood crypto advisor, willing to give advice on everything crypto, and is most definitely NOT trying to scam you out of your money! While Boyfriend and Girlfriend are taking the next flight to... wherever, honestly; they come across famed crypto advisor, Richard Gyro! And so, they sing.

He has three songs, being Get Rich, Short Sale, and Bankrupt.

Appearance[]

Richard is a light-skinned, tall man with his head fairly resembling a Trollface. He has light-brown/blond hair and wearing a Eduardo Khil-like brown tuxedo with a yellow tie, gray pants, and brown shoes. He holds a glass of wine in his left hand and rests a laptop on his knee.

In Bankrupt, his wine glass is cracked and the wine is spilled onto his clothes, his hair is now disheveled, and he has a shadow or wrinkles covering his face. His eyes appear black. He seems very enraged. When he sings, he takes his anger out on his laptop

Gameplay Mechanics[]

Investment[]

If you hit these notes, you invest some of your money into $ASH. At the end of every song, Richard sells his investment, making your investments worthless and draining your health by a lot.

Stock Market Advice[]

First appearing in Short Sale, if you hit these notes, it pulls up YouTube videos of stock market advice, and you'll need to close them quickly if you don't want to get blueballed.

Trivia[]

Richard and Mr. Trololo are both inspired by the same source.
Richard Gyro's cryptocurrency, "$ASH", is a reference to the coder of the mod, Ash.
- The logo on the back of Richard's laptop also resembles Ash's OC's head.
While it may be confusing at first as to how this relates to the FunkJam theme, "Breakout", breakout is actually a crypto term, meaning "a stock price of an asset moving above a resistance area, or below a support area".
When Richard sees the stocks rise, he does a pog face, while dollar signs appear in his eyes.
Crypto Crackdown's title screen is based on the boxart for GTA 5.
Richard's first mechanic, the shiny notes, are based on a scam called a pump and dump scheme. Basically, Richard has a lot already invested, he gets you to buy more of the currency to make it rise, then he sells all of his leaving the investments BF has worthless.^[1]
For controversial reasons, Richard's voice has replaced Amor's voice in a few songs in Funky Friday for the Bob and Bosip mod.
He hates the Nintendo Switch because it has no NFT compatability

Music[]

Story Mode

Get Rich

BPM: 120

Scroll Speed: 2.2 (Easy & Normal)
2.4 (Hard)

Short Sale

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy)
2.4 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)

Bankrupt

BPM: 145

Scroll Speed: 2.6 (Easy)
2.8 (Normal & Hard)

Dialogue[]

Pre-Get Rich Dialogue[]

Narrator: Somewhere in the sky...

Narrator: We see a plane soaring through the sky. We enter the plane, as Portal 1's radio music plays over some indiscernible talking, while we some fruit in a bowl, as well as some "wodka".

Narrator: We then see Kade on a poster that says "buy low, sell high", and Bob on a poster, with him on the toilet, saying "Yes!" Richard Gyro clinks his glass of wine, while looking at his laptop. This is the life...~

Narrator: He takes a sip, as we hear the Bloxy Cola sip noise. Just then, a person on the intercom speaks up!

Intercom: Attention, attendees. A midget has been found in the cockpit, as well as his girlfriend. Please be aware that he has a reputation of rap battling anything and everything. Because he--he's a cunt. H-hehe~ he's a cunt-- Hehehe~! He's a cunt, what the fu--

Narrator: The intercom turns off. Richard looks around curiously. He shrugs, before he notices something, letting out a screech, dropping his wine. The Winter Horrorland jumpscare noise plays, as Boyfriend can be seen drooling, while Girlfriend is just... staring off into space.

Narrator: Boyfriend stares at Richard, making Ed, Edd, and Eddy sound effects, soon raising his eyebrows. Richard looks... concerned to say the least.