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Characters[]
Suction Cup Man[]
Suction Cup Man is a character created by Piemations and modded in by polaroid119. Inspired by a real life incident when a man decided to climb the Trump Tower with only suction cups, Piemations made this man. However, he doesn't climb for girls or money, he just climbs because it's, in his words, "fucking funny".
Appearance[]
Suction Cup Man wears a purple shirt, with a blue bicycle helmet, a dark blue backpack with gray straps, his signature red suction cups, and black shoes. He has brown hair, black eyes, and has a stubble for a beard.
Trivia[]
- As said before, Suction Cup Man was inspired by a real life event, in which a 19 year old Stephen Rogata tried to climb up Trump Tower, back when Trump was still president. He was later caught, arrested, and is now currently in a psychiatric home to get help.
- "Suction" is Suction Cup Man's Theme Song by Piemations.
- Despite being stated by himself as being "unkillable", he "died" in Episode 3. He's okay, though. After a minor scuffle with Satan, he managed to make it out safe and sound... much to the dismay of the severely injured Business Man.
- Suction Cup Man's week's name, according to the demo, is just "FUCK YOU!".
- Despite Suction Cup Man appearing nowhere in the demo, it seems that his old files and stuff were left over in the demo's files.
- Suction Cup Man's mod is also one of the few to have smear frames, in this case, it's before the "ey!" animation.
- According to Piemations, Suction Cup Man is Asexual Panromantic. [1]
- Suction Cup Man has originated on both Youtube and Newgrounds in "Suction Cup Man (South Park Inspired Animation)" with a majority of episodes being uploaded on Youtube afterwards and then the entirety being uploaded onto Newgrounds in 2021 for the uncensored release of episode 4.
Cameos in other mods[]
Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Suction Cup Man's story.
- In Times & Tribulations (Vs. Omega), he can be seen during the intro cutscene.
- In The Date Week, he can be seen as a drawing during the credits.
- In a teaser for a song in VS Nonsense, he can be seen climbing another tower in the background.
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Music[]
Note: Normie replaces Easy; Average replaces Normal; Etterna replaces Hard.
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2.4 (Average) 2.5 (Etterna) |
2.4 (Average) 2.8 (Etterna) |
2.4 (Average) 2.7 (Etterna) |
2.4 (Average) 2.8 (Etterna) |
Lyrics: Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound Suction Cup Man Fuck your shit, I'm going up Suction Cup Man Climbs the towers for just the thrill His name is |
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Dialogue[]
Smudge Dialogue[]
- [Boyfriend is seen walking through the business tower, when he hears the familiar sound of... suction cups.]
- [Boyfriend looks confused upon hearing this as he runs to the open window.]
- Boyfriend
Dude, what are you doing?!- Suction Cup Man
I'M CLIMBIN' YA TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS, WHAT DO YOU THINK DUMBASS!?- Boyfriend
Uhhh, bro, you're kinda smudgin' the windows, and I don't wanna get beat up by double D today, so can you not?- Suction Cup Man
Ah... I said this so many times. I CANNOT GO DOWN, I CAN ONLY GO UP.- Boyfriend
...WHAT???- Suction Cup Man
I'M... not... even gonna explain. You kinda remind me of business dummy. I've been missing him since he went on vacation last fall!- Boyfriend
Well, I have nothing better to do, so how about a rap battle?- Suction Cup Man
Hm... Fuck it, why not?- Boyfriend
Here's the mic.- [Boyfriend tosses the mic to Suction Cup Man, who grabs it.]
- Suction Cup Man
Heh! I've never rapped before, but I'll give it a try! Mind if I make some random-ass noises?- Boyfriend
Eh-- no, not at all. I mostly rap with vowels, beeps, and sometimes Windows Blue Screen errors.- Suction Cup Man
...HUH?- Boyfriend
It's nothing, let's just get to it now.
Nark Dialogue[]
- Suction Cup Man
Hey, that was pretty fun!- Boyfriend
Yeah, you did good for your first time!- Suction Cup Man
Well technically I did sing my own theme song but that doesn't really count 'cause I didn't write that.- Suction Cup Man
By the way, who was that "Double D" guy you were talking about anyway?- Boyfriend
He's my Girlfriend's dad. He told me to protect this tower for some reason. He's also an ex rockstar, which is interesting.- Boyfriend
He seems to have something against me, he keeps hiring this people to mess with me in some way, as if to prove a point.- Suction Cup Man
Hey wait a second... Are you that guy I was hired to annoy the shit outta?- Suction Cup Man
Well in that case, I guess I'll pick up the difficulty a bit!- Suction Cup Man
See if you can keep up you eminem wannabe!- Boyfriend
Oh it's on!
Skyline Dialogue[]
- Suction Cup Man
Nice, you actually kept up, but I ain't slowin down now!- Boyfriend
I'm getting bored, try harder!- Suction Cup Man
If you want hard, I'll give you hard!- [Suddenly, Mr. Guy Business on his left opens the window next to Suction Cup Man, leaving both of them expressionless.]
- Mr. Guy Business
I knew it, you piece of shit!- Suction Cup Man
Wait what!? I thought you went on vacation!- Mr. Guy Business
I just wanted to catch you in the act! I just KNEW I couldn't trust you!- Suction Cup Man
Look, I'm kinda busty right now, can you f*ck off?- Mr. Guy Business
Get the f*ck off of my tower or else I'll use the window cleaner again!- Boyfriend
What is going on?- Suction Cup Man
Whatever, let's do this last song and be done with it.
Towers Dialogue[]
- [One day, Kim-Jong-Un plans to bomb America, but Suction Cup Man is climbing on his missile.]
- Kim-Jong-Un
AYE! What the F*CK are you doing!?- Suction Cup Man
Climbin' your missile with suctions cups dumbass, what do YOU think?- Kim-Jong-Un
Why MY missile?- Suction Cup Man
Why not your missile?- Kim-Jong-Un
You're delaying my plans to bomb America!- Suction Cup Man
I'll delay your plans all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!- ???
Beep.- Kim-Jong-Un
What was that?- [Boyfriend randomly appears from nowhere at the missile with Suction Cup Man.]
- Suction Cup Man
What the hell!? How did you get here?- Boyfriend
That doesn't matter, I want a rematch!- Suction Cup Man
But you won last time, didn't you?- [Awkward silence appears while the camera pans closer to Boyfriend.]
- Boyfriend
rap battle- Suction Cup Man
God damn it. FINE. We can have a rematch.- Kim-Jong-Un
What the shit.
Climbing Dialogue[]
- Suction Cup Man
Alright now f*ck off and let me deal with this missile!- Boyfriend
nah- Kim-Jong-Un
What is happening?- Suction Cup Man
I'm tryna disarm your missile but this dickhead here won't stop asking to rap me!- Kim-Jong-Un
Wait, you're trying to DISARM it!?- Suction Cup Man
Yeah dumbass, what do you think I was trying to do!?- Kim-Jong-Un
Get off of my missile this INSTANT!- Boyfriend
We're not getting off 'till I get another rematch!- Suction Cup Man
WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A REMATCH!- Boyfriend
don't care
Look At Me Go Dialogue[]
- Kim-Jong-Un
I'VE HAD ENOUGH! GET THE FUCK OFF!- Suction Cup Man
I still gotta disarm the missile because this piece of shit is forcing me to sing!- Kim-Jong-Un
If you go anywhere NEAR that control panel I WILL launch it!- Suction Cup Man
You can't stop me, I'm Suction Cup Man! LOOK AT ME GO!- Kim-Jong-Un
THAT'S IT! I'M LAUNCHING THE MISSILE!- [Kim Jong Un goes inside the room and begins to launch the missile, while SCM and BF stare blankly at each other. After a few seconds, the missile launches.]
- Suction Cup Man
FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT-- [SCM pulls out the panel cover, revealing two sets of wires. Not knowing which set to pull out, he pulls out the left set wires. However, doing so reveals a note that says: "Pull these to fucking die."]
- Suction Cup Man
uh oh- [The missile explodes and the scene turns to black.]
- [The scene fades in, showing SCM laying on the ground unconscious. He wakes up, with Boyfriend appearing right behind him with a smile.]
- Suction Cup Man
DAMNIT, HOW DID YOU FOLLOW ME TO HELL!- Boyfriend
honestly i have literally no idea how im here but i am now- Suction Cup Man
Well shit.- [They both look around, wondering where the sound of rumbles is coming from. They both look up to see the Devil rising up from the depths of hell.]
- The Devil
Ah, visitors!- The Devil
YOU AGAIN! Are you here to insult me with your stupid suction cups again?- The Devil
Wait a sec, who's that?- Suction Cup Man
This piece a' shit has been following me for 2 weeks now! He keeps wanting a rematch for his "rap battles".- The Devil
Uhhhh, well are you two just gonna stand here or what?- Boyfriend
Well, since we're here let's do one last song! We have to have the obligatory intense third phase or else the mod will be boring!- Suction Cup Man
Alright, but you better be ready for hell!- [SCM pulls out his guitar from his back as the scene fades to black.]
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Links[]
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- Gameplay Trailer