YTP Invasion

Main	Characters

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

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This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Weegee's right arrow animation gives him multiple eyes in odd places. Also, a lot of the videos that he appears in might disturb some users due to just how oddly confusing they can be.

TRIGGER WARNING!

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This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Near the end of Lazer, the screen shakes. Also, during MLGchrome, when Sanic blares out his epik airhorn, the screen shakes violently.

Major Spoilers Ahead!

Let's end things off with a bang, YTP Invasion. - Garcello

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Copyrighted Assets

S A N T I A G O - Santiago

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Reason: Weegee is a joke reincarnation of Luigi as he appears in the PC version of Mario is Missing, he is owned by Nintendo. So is Harkinian and Morshu. Dr. Robotnik is based off of his 1993 counterpart in The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog which DiC Entertainment has ownership of.

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Upcoming Content

This isn't over yet, y'know. - eteleD

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This mod has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information.

Upcoming: V3 is almost here with teasers, new songs and a progress percentage on the mod's twitter.
V4 is also planned with it being the mod's final update

Partially Lost

Are you looking for something? Something lost in the archives? I am. Let's look together :) - Fuzz

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One or more of this mod's versions/download links are either withheld, on hold, privatized, or trashed and are no longer available. However, other appearances are still easily accessible.

Note: Google Drive downloads of previous versions still exist (except for GameBanana V3, that got trashed. Oh, and also, the Google Drive mirror link for YTP Invasion V2 has stopped working and is broken, except for the Gamebanana version.)

Unfinished Page

I’m surprised someone as small as you didn’t break anything! - A.G.O.T.I.

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Reason: Weegee's Anchored assets, Mario assets and Sanic BF Idle poses.

Friday Night Funkin': YTP Invasion
Basic information
Release	May 10, 2021 (Vs. Weegee) June 30, 2021 (Vs. Weegee V2) November 27, 2021 (YTP Invasion V1) March 23, 2022 (YTP Invasion V2) April 2024 (YTP Invasion V3) Upcoming (YTP Invasion V4)
Engine	Psych Engine v0.4.2 (Formerly) Codename Engine (Current)
Credits
Director(s)	Stash Club Ironik0422 lone AthenGem (Formerly) Dublicus (Formerly)
Creator(s)	Stash Club
Charter(s)	Chompo YAMZ dexter the stick CarlosisST AthenGem Prism_Up2It
Composer(s)	Stash Club Ironik0422 lone ZertyGB Thieviouss AthenGem DPZ lunaisuppose TheShipySea wrathstetic Sturm (Upcoming) Sawsk (Upcoming)
Artist(s)	Stash Club lone ZertyTV Stick-Pi Father Carmine dexter the stick rosamay SAKKth TopTophatter TheSkinnyBoi1 Violettia mark (Formerly) looperz (Formerly) Allen Roman (Formerly) MashProTato (Formerly)
Animator(s)	Willow of the woods dexter the stick TheSkinnyBoi1 Violettia
Voices	Stash Club Dublicus Illuztriouz KGBepis
Programmer(s)	ThatOneIdiotXav santi1 AthenGem peakjuggler isophoro Prism_Up2It AthenGem IItIsIWeeg (Formerly) Lexicord (Formerly) saqzar (Formerly) AveryDoesStuffs (Formerly)

YTP Invasion (formerly Vs. Weegee) is a mod created by Stash Club, as well as quite a few others, like Mark, PSL3, and ZertyGB, to name a few. Somehow, Boyfriend has crossed over with the YTP Universes, and now Boyfriend is running around, causing havoc. It's another normal day for both ends.

Opening Text

• "shoutouts to--zange"
• "play smash bros--crusade i mean"
• "shoutouts to--allen roman"
• "epic universe--pretty neat"
• "shoutouts to--mark"
• "play one night--at weegees"
• "shoutouts to--agvids"
• "no hero--banger tbh"
• "shoutouts to--lixian"
• "vs ridley--soon probably idk"
• "shoutouts to--zerty"
• "imma firin--ma lazar"
• "shoutouts to--russmarrs2"
• "my name is--no longer squidward"
• "shoutouts to--namer"
• "not into the pit--it burns"
• "squadallah--we are off"
• "i wonder whats--for dinner"
• "lamp oil--rope bombs" - A reference to Morshu.
• "sorry link--i cant give credit"
• "these beats are what--all true heroes strive for"
• "gee--it sure is funky around here" - A reference to CDI Link.
• "sounds like a lot of--hooplah"
• "people order--our patties"
• "we will never--deny a guest"
• "even at the most--ridiculous request"
• "holy s***--squidward"
• "the sky had--a pokemon"
• "thats not a pokemon--thats a gay luigi"
• "the virgin weegee invasion--the chad ytp invasion"
• "its all a win win--when its signed by weegee"
• "dr octogonapus--bwaaaaaaaaaaah"
• "you know--what they say"
• "all toasters--toast toast"
• "i hope you made--lotsa spaghetti"
• "dear pesky plumbers--ur stupid lmao"
• "oh look--what clever children"
• "very scary--and confusing"
• "stash club--just one person"
• "he has--a lightsaber d***"
• "oh s***--holy s***"
• "coders--united"
• "shoutouts to--dublicus"
• "douglas--allen2022"
• "invest in-carmine coin"
• "ironik is--dave strider"
• "shoutouts to--bizare ethen"
• "shoutouts to--yamz"
• "pilk-guzzler"
• "stash--mash"
• "agvids--swag vids"
• "namer--namer"
• "alen-stop"
• "weeg not--weegee"
• "f*** you--youchew"
• "shoutouts to--hololive funkin"
• "its lazer--not lazar"
• "i lost my ds stylus--fuuuuuu"
• "been waiting--since november"
• "ytp invasion 2--electric boogaloo"
• "ironik--making bangers"
• "stash--club"
• "i dont like you--aaa"

Story

(Shared on the YTP Invasion Discord Server)

Daddy Dearest sends Boyfriend and Girlfriend into a computer from 2008, there they meet several Youtube Poops and go up against them. They will face up against Weegee, The King, Dr. Octgonapus, Dr. Ivo. Robotnik, and many more wacky foes!

Sadistic takes place in Christmas 2013 where Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sucked into Black Hiver's dimension with the others in his attempt to destroy Christmas and steal souls.

Sanic's week takes place in 2014 where the MLG versions of Boyfriend and Girlfriend and hanging out in SANIC EVENCHUR TOO while Sanic is playing Call of Duty on Xbox live. The music from their speakers interrupts him so he shows them who's boss and no-scopes their speaker. Before he can no-scope them too he is interrupted by Dat Boi and hijinx insues.

Gameplay Mechanics

• Spaghetti Notes: Appears in Ravioli, covers the screen with spaghetti when hit.
• Lamp Oil Refill: In Richer, your screen will darken by a margin at certain points. Hit Spacebar repeatedly to brighten up the screen back to normal. The brightness depletion may accumulate if you don't restore the brightness in time.
• 360 N0SCOP3: Sanic will sometimes pull out his sniper rifle. Press Spacebar to avoid the shot.

Cameos In Other Mods

• In The Weeg Mod, Weegee appears as a secret opponent.

Music

• Story Mode
• Search Engine
• Freeplay
• Other
• Upcoming
• Scrapped
• Removed
• VS.Weegee (Old)

• Weegee
• King and Morshu
• Dr. Octogonapus
• Dr. Ivo Robotnik
• Sanic

Anchored

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 155

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): Ironik

Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away! Patrick: Hey, MAMA?!, the sky had a Pokémon! SpongeBob: I know... What do you think we should name it? Patrick: How about-- Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its SPAGHETTI rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! 1:04 Mario: "Dear pesky plumbers; The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels". 1:30 Mario: We gotta find the princess... Luigi: And YOU gotta help us! Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotel, check out the enclosed instruction book. 2:30 SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward! Our hands are clean! Patrick: Clean...

Ravioli

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 2.9

Composer(s): Thieviouss and Stash Club

Lyrics: 0:00 Princess Peach: Dear Ma--  Weegee:: W E E G E E ! ! ! Princess Peach: Please come to the castle. I have baked a ca--  Weegee: SPAGHETTI! Princess Peach: --for you. Yours truly; Princess Toadstool. Peach. 2:09 Patrick: Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! 2:22 Squidward: What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself? WAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! 2:44 Squidward: Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument. 4:56 Patrick: Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee! Leedle leedle leedle lee!

Blaster

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): DPZ & AthenGem

Lyrics: 0:30  King Harkinian: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about mercy! Take him away! Hohohohahahahahaha!

Richer

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 175

Scroll Speed: 2.7

Composer(s): AthenGem

Firing

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 155

Scroll Speed: 2.6

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Lazer

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 165

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Lyrics: 0:57  Dr. Oct: Dr. Octo-gonapus!

Snooping

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 185

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): Ironik

Lyrics: 0:09 Sonic X Theme: Gotta go--  Dr. Robotnik: Pingas! 0:20  Dr. Robotnik: Pingas! 0:30  Dr. Robotnik: That blasted microphone!

Pingas

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): Thieviouss

Lyrics: 0:00  Dr. Robotnik: If that stubborn little songstress won't write me a song, I'll write my OWN song! 1:48  Sonic: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!  Dr. Robotnik: I'm Dr. Rrrrrobotnik! I touch what I want!

Noscope

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 145

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): AthenGem & Ironik

Lyrics: 0:09  Sanic: This is a certified hood classic. 0:38  Sanic: Damn, son. 1:04  Sanic: Happy feet, wombo combo! 1:09 KILL. 1:15 KILL. 1:22 KILL. 1:28 KILL. 1:31  Sanic: Damn, son. Where'd ya find this? 1:45 KILL. 1:55  Sanic: Oh baby, a triple! Oh yeah! 2:12 KILL. 2:26 M-M-MONSTER KILL.  Sanic: THAT'S RIGHT, GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!!

Collateral

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 200

Scroll Speed: 2.9

Composer(s): Thieviouss

Peanut Butter

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 148

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): AthenGem

Code: pbjt

Pissong

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 190

Scroll Speed: 2.7

Composer(s): AthenGem

Lyrics: 0:00 Mario: Taim to take a piss! pissing noises

Code: piss

mm2funk

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 165

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): Stash Club & Ironik

Code: mm2wood

Hatena

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Code: flipnote

Anchored (Old)

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 155

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away! Patrick: Hey, MAMA?!, the sky had a Pokémon! SpongeBob: I know... what do you think we should name it? Patrick: How about-- Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its SPAGHETTI rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! 1:04 Mario: "Dear pesky plumbers; The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels". 2:30 SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward! Our hands are clean! Patrick: Clean...

Blaster (Old)

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): AthenGem

Lyrics: 0:30  King Harkinian: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about mercy! Take him away! Hohohohahahahahaha!

MLGchrome

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.7

Composer(s): Adam McHummus (Original) Dexter The Stick (Cover)

Lyrics: 0:34 Sanic: Happy feet! Wombo Combo! 1:47 Sanic: Damn, son.

William (Remix)

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.9

Composer(s): Shipy

Lyrics: (Spongebob tries to find the prize in his cereal box when a Weegee crashes into his pineapple) SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD! (SpongeBob opens his door and runs to Squidwards' house) SpongeBob: The sky had a Pokémon from my cereal box! Squidward! SpongeBob: Squidward, the sky had a Pokémon! Squidward: That's not a Pokémon! That's a gay Luigi!

Formerly known as "Weegee (Remix)"

Invasion (Remix)

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 200

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): Shipy

Big Beat Mario Remix (Menu Theme)

Composer(s): Tachin1994

Comes from Super Smash Brothers Crusade

Main Menu (Old/Removed)

BPM: 106

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: Weegee: OBEY WEEGEE, DESTROY MARIO!

Gentle Breeze (Old Pause Music)

BPM: 112

Composer(s): Shogi Meguro

Comes from Trauma Center Under The Knife 2

Obey Weegee - Sparta Remix (Old Game Over)

BPM: 140

Composer(s): MM46

Lyrics:  Weegee: Obey Weegee!  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! (E-e-e-e-e)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: Weegee! Malleo! Weegee! Malleo!  Weegee: Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo! Obey Weegee! Destroy Wee-e-e-e-e-e!  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)  Weegee: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee)

Retry (Old)

Lyrics: Bowser: Hm-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Firing (Unused Version)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

• V3
• V4

• Weegee
• King and Morshu
• Dr. Octogonapus
• Dr. Ivo Robotnik
• Sanic
• Search Engine
• Freeplay

Anchored (V3)

Composer(s): Ironik

Lyrics: 0:00 SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD! SpongeBob: The sky had a Pokémon from my cereal box! SQUIIIIDWAAAAAARD! SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD! The sky had a Pokémon! Squidward: That's not a Pokémon, that's a Gay, Luigi? Now, go away! Patrick: Hey, MAMA?!, the sky had a Pokémon! SpongeBob: I know... What do you think we should name it? Patrick: How about-- Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its SPAGHETTI! rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! 0:36 SHUT UP! 1:25 SHUT UP! 2:17 SHUT UP! 3:07 SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward! Our hands are clean! Patrick: Clean...

Contains a leitmotif of Running in the 90s by Initial D.

Ravioli (V2)

Richer V2

Composer(s): AthenGem

Firing V2 (Preview)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Lazer V2 (Preview)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

OMG (Preview)

Composer(s): Lunamewmew & lone

Lyrics: 0:00 Dr. Oct: Dr. Octa-gonapus!

Snooping V2

BPM: 185

Scroll Speed: 2.8

Composer(s): Ironik

Lyrics: 0:09 Sonic X Theme: Gotta go--  Dr. Robotnik: Pingas! 0:20  Dr. Robotnik: Pingas! 0:30  Dr. Robotnik: That blasted microphone!

Pingas (V2)

Noscope (V2)

Collateral (V2)

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You wanna sing? But the BG isn't finished yet! - BBPanzu

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Note: Malleo icon by ThanosBeatboxing06

Peanut Butter V2 (Preview)

Composer(s): DPZ & AthenGem

Unnamed Song

Composer(s): ???

Will replace Pissong.

mm2funk (V2)

Composer(s): Stash Club & Ironik

Hatena (V2)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

No Breathing (Preview 1)

Composer(s): Stash Club & Ironik

Lyrics: 0:04 Michael Rosen: Once I've got a letter from my friend Hans from Holland! *Flips paper and starts reading it* "Michael, I can't take it anymore. I had to get rid of this thing before it was too late. *Time skips* Don't even play the game, it's what he wants. Just destroy it. Please." Oh no it isn't, Hans! It's just one of his tricks! *Flings CD into the pc* *Sonic 1 turns on* Yes! *The select screen turns on* It wasn't one of his tricks..

No Breathing (Preview 2)

Composer(s): Stash Club & Ironik

Unnamed Sexer Song (Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club & Ironik

Sadistic

Composer(s): Ironik & ZertyTV

Lyrics: 0:56 Black Hiver: INSIGNIFICANT ANT! 0:58 SpongeBob: I won't let you destroy Christmas! 1:47 SpongeBob: Oh no! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Losing Grasp

Composer(s): lone & lunaisuppose

Fiya Flowah (Preview)

Composer(s): lone

Plummeting Assault (Preview)

Composer(s): Ironik

Smoke

Composer(s): Stash Club

Spaghetti (Remix)

BPM: 172

Scroll Speed: ???

Composer(s): Shipy

• Weegee
• Dr. Octogonapus
• Sanic
• Finale
• Search Engine

One Last Invasion (Preview 1)

Composer(s): Thieviouss & Stash Club

H0LY SH1T (Preview)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Confirmation (Preview)

Composer(s): ZertyTV and Ironik

Missing

Composer(s): ???

Meant to be the final boss song of the mod

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- Caramel

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Note: I.M. Meen icon by ThanosBeatboxing06

Bookworm (Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: I’m so sick of goodie goodies Coming in here on the fly For my plan is dastardly, it’s From a special kind of guy! You might have some solid beats But now’s the time that you must die! This shall be my greatest feat! From now until the end of time How pathetic! Don’t you squirm! “Beep boop beep” I hear you cry! Silence! You pathetic bookworm! To the dungeon! Don’t be shy! Boyfriend, will you ever learn?! Will you ever even try! Not into the pit! It burns! I cant let this be goodbye!

Bookworm (Instrumental)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Unnamed Squeegee Song

Composer(s): ???

Unnamed Deliver Us Song (Preview)

Composer(s): Ironik

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Squeegee's icon was made by TheRealBaRk.
Grand Dad's icon from Mario's Madness.
Snapcube Eggman's icon is from Fandub Eggman (MrHat).
Castle Calamity Mario's icon was made by Cloak2300.

• Weegee
• King and Morshu
• Dr. Ivo Robotnik
• Search Engine/Freeplay/Other

Missing (Unused Version Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club

This song was changed due to controversy with the creator of the chromatic.

Sentence Mixing (Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Remasted version of Finale, being reworked into another song

Sentence Mixing (Old Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Also known as Finale This song was changed due to controversy with the creator of the chromatic.

Ma Boy

Composer(s): AthenGem

Promotion

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: 0:00 Banbuds: Weegee. A shitpost mod and honestly i don't think it's very good. Even as a shitpost, i think it's just meh. Because i think in shitposts can be good, like they can sound good. Perhaps you fucking liste- Did you ever listen to the Robotnik Remixes and how good they are? I'm sorry but i don't think this Weegee thing sounded good, i'm sorry. 2:29 Robotnik: Mmm, would taste so much better with hedgehog in it!

Scrapped due to being replaced and the spiteful nature of the song due to it being about Banbuds putting Vs. Weegee low on his mod tier list.

Tutorial (Michael Rosen Edition)

BPM: 100

Composer(s): Stash Club

Spoiling

Composer(s): AthenGem

Chocolate

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: 0:02 Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some chocolate? 0:06 Chocolate? did you say Chocolate? 0:10 Yes sir! With or without nuts! 0:13 Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! 1:48 NOW THAT I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... I'd like to buy all your chocolate! 2:01 Thank you for your patronage..

Website Crash

Composer(s): DPZ

The song is currently being reworked for a different character

Website Crash (Unused Version)

Composer(s): Stash Club, AthenGem, & ZertyTV

I DON'T LIKE YOU

Composer(s): Ironik

Moved to Vs Hater with a remaster

Unnamed Snapcube Eggman Song

Composer(s): Stash Club

Mistranslation

Composer(s): Stash Club

This song has been remade and moved to ARCADE ARCHIVES

Oatmeal (Preview)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Unnamed Grand Dad Song Teaser

Composer(s): Stash Club

Waffles

Composer(s): Stash Club

Contains a leitmotif of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk and Do You Like Waffles? by Parry Gripp

Golden Ages (Unfinished)

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Part of a scrapped collaberation with Friday Night Funkin': McMadness

Unnamed Castle Calamity Mario Song

Anchored (Older)

BPM: 155

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: 0:00 Squidward: Now, go away! Patrick: Hey, MAMA?!, the sky had a Pokémon! SpongeBob: I know... what do you think we should name it? Patrick: How about-- Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its SPAGHETTI rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! 1:04 Mario: "Dear pesky plumbers; The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels". 2:30: SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward! Our hands are clean! Patrick: Clean...

This song was removed due to controversy with the creator of the chromatic.

Lazer (Unused Version)

BPM: 165

Scroll Speed: 2.5

Composer(s): ZertyTV

Noscope (Unused Version)

Composer(s): AthenGem

mm2funk (Unused Version)

Composer(s): Stash Club

Spaghetti

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 172

Scroll Speed: 2.4

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics:  Weegee: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi? 0:14  Weegee: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! 0:47  Weegee: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! 1:54  Weegee: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

William

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 157 (charted at 200)

Scroll Speed: 2.9

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: (Spongebob tries to find the prize in his cereal box when a Weegee crashes into his pineapple) SpongeBob: HOLY SH**! SQUIDWARD! (SpongeBob opens his door and runs to Squidwards' house) SpongeBob: The sky had a Pokémon from my cereal box! Squidward! SpongeBob: Squidward, the sky had a Pokémon! Squidward: That's not a Pokémon! That's a gay Luigi! 0:16  Weegee: No. 0:19  Weegee: No. 1:05  Weegee: No. 1:08  Weegee: No. 1:43  Weegee: No. 1:46  Weegee: No.

Formerly known as "Weegee"

Invasion

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 200

Scroll Speed: 3.6

Composer(s): Stash Club

Lyrics: Weegee: OBEY WeEeGeE, DESTROY MARIO!

Obsolete

Extra Files: Instrumental

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.9

Composer(s): Stash Club

Runnin

BPM: 159

Scroll Speed: 3.5

Composer(s): kwarkman85

Lyrics: (The following lyrics may be repeated throughout the song) Weegee: Lotsa spaghetti! Weegee: Is it the bagel? Weegee: Mama Luigi! Weegee: Spaghetti! Weegee: Oooooh! Weegee: Waaah! Weegee: Ha! Weegee: The bagel? Weegee: Bravo! Weegee: Gotcha! Weegee: Just what I needed! Weegee: Bingo! Weegee: Hohoho! Weegee: Okie dokie! Weegee: Gochie gochie! Weegee: Hmmmm! Weegee: Imma moving! Weegee: Thas ridiculous! Weegee: Oh yeaa! Weegee: *gibberish* Weegee: Here we go! Weegee: Yahoo! Weegee: Maybe, a koopa will let us in! Weegee: *grunts* Weegee: Heaaaaaa! Weegee: Thats-a great! Weegee: Hammer! Weegee: heh? Weegee: Yaa! Weegee: Perfect! Weegee: Yaaay! Weegee: Thunder! Weegee: Wah-hah! Weegee:

This song is Runnin in the 90s but with Luigi lines over it

Dialogue/Cutscenes

Note: V2 songs have cutscenes instead of dialogue.

• YTP Invasion
• Vs. Weegee (Old)

• Anchored
• Ravioli
• Blaster
• Richer
• Firing
• Lazer
• Snooping
• Noscope

Anchored Cutscene

File:AnchoredCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [Weegee sees Boyfriend in front of the Krusty Krab and Boyfriend beeps. Weegee turns and faces the camera.]  Weegee: You dare bring your face? You must DIE! [Weegee throws the anchor at Boyfriend and crushes him with a Taco Bell ding, turning the background into a solid green plane. Boyfriend then immediately gets up and beeps. Weegee stares at Boyfriend angrily as the background changes again to in front of Spongebob's house.]  Weegee: HMPH.

Ravioli Cutscene

File:RavioliCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [Weegee stares and Boyfriend and fires a death stare but Boyfriend dodges it. Weegee dashes to Boyfriend and tries to punch him but Girlfriend protects him with her powers. Weegee jumps back and stares and Boyfriend.]  Weegee: You will die mortal!

Blaster Cutscene

File:BlasterCutscene.mp4

Transcript:  Link (CDI) Gee, it sure is boring around here!  King Harkinian You say this every day, Link. Shut up. [Boyfriend crashes in through the window and beeps.]  King Harkinian Hm... What?  Link (CDI) I think he wants to rap!  King Harkinian Hm...fine. But if he loses he has to scrub all the floors in Hyrule! [Boyfriend beeps again.]  Link (CDI) Great!

Richer Cutscene

File:RicherCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [Boyfriend is seen with shades, along with a speech bubble saying "SUCK IT LOSER!!!"]  King Harkinian: Oah! [King Harkinian pulls out a dinner blaster and shoots Boyfriend with it. Boyfriend is launched to the island of Koridai, where he lands in Morshu's shop.]  Morshu: Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it, it's yours, my friend. As long as you beat me in a rap battle! Mmmmmmm?

Firing Cutscene

File:FiringCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [A black screen shows the title "YTP Invasion", with that iconic guitar playing at the beginning. Static appears before a lone mailbox is shown. Daddy Dearest eagerly runs up to the mailbox and opens it, only to be blasted by a LAZAR. Static appears again, cutting to Pico standing in front of a sink.]  Pico: I'm a dirty boy and I need to wash my hands. [Pico tries to turn on the sink, only to be blasted by a LAZAR. Static appears again, cutting to Boyfriend and a magic genie lamp.]  Boyfriend Bep? Yeah! [Boyfriend takes the magic lamp and rubs it, summoning Dr. Octogonapus in front of him.]  Dr. Octagonapus DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS- [Boyfriend holds up a microphone. Dr. Octogonapus slaps him down with one of his tentacles.]  Dr. Octagonapus DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS- [Boyfriend gets back up and holds up the microphone again.]  Dr. Octagonapus DOCTOR OCTAGONA- [Boyfriend gestures for him to take the microphone with an angry look on his face.]  Dr. Octagonapus doc--  Boyfriend Bap. [Dr. Octogonapus becomes ultimately disappointed that he has to rap battle against Boyfriend, before the scene fades to black.]

Lazer Cutscene

File:LazerCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [Boyfriend does his classic V-pose to the player, before cutting to Dr. Octogonapus becoming enraged, slamming the microphone he's holding onto the ground, and floating up in the air before charging a LAZAR.] File:DrOctogonapusIcon.png Nametag: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS- [Dr. Octogonapus was interrupted from blasting the LAZAR by a gunshot directed towards him. Then it cuts to Randal trying to kill him, before Dr. Octogonapus blasts a LAZAR to his own son, who ultimately survived by ducking under the sink. Boyfriend is absolutely shooken by what he just saw. Dr. Octogonapus casts a shadow over Boyfriend, which makes him look away from Randal and towards Dr. Octogonapus before the scene fades to black.]

Snooping Cutscene

Transcript:  Boyfriend: AAAAAAAA- [Boyfriend falls into Dr. Ivo Robotnik's lair, in front of the evil lad himself. Robotnik smiles as a rope with his microphone tied to it descends towards him. The scene then fades to black as Robotnik laughs.]

Noscope Cutscene

File:NoscopeCutscene.mp4

Transcript: [Sanic sits alone, weed in his mouth, playing Call of Duty on his console. Suddenly, he hears Boyfriend blasting music outside his room, which angers the boi. Sanic kicks the door open and shoots the boombox Boyfriend is using to listen to music with, all the while looking like an angery boi.]

• Spaghetti
• William
• Invasion
• Obsolete
• Post-Obsolete (Unused)
• Runnin (Old)
• Weegee (Old & First Version)
• Invasion (Old)
• Weegee (Source Code)
• Invasion (Source Code)
• Obsolete (Source Code)
• Post-Obsolete (Source Code)

Spaghetti Dialogue

•  Weegee Man... that 24-hour long staring contest with that purple crown thing was intense...
•  Weegee Huh? Well, well well. What do we have here?
•  Weegee If it isn't the internet's brand new plaything...
•  Weegee Welp, sit down, kid.
•  Weegee Stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.
•  Weegee Everyone used to like me. They made edits out of me. Made remixes out of me.
•  Weegee And best of all, they respected me.
•  Weegee Nowadays, I'm only seen as a punchline. Sad.
•  Weegee Wait a second...
•  Weegee (If I can kill him with my dope beats...)
•  Weegee (Perhaps I can be recognized again...)
•  Weegee (The invasion could return...)
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee alright, kid.
•  Weegee As a pig man from a shitty CDI game would say...
•  Weegee You will DIE.
•  Girlfriend shut yo bitchass mouth
•  Boyfriend baboop skibop bep

William Dialogue

•  Boyfriend yo girl
•  Boyfriend who dis?????
•  Girlfriend um
•  Girlfriend luigi i think???
•  Boyfriend nah
•  Boyfriend hell nah
•  Boyfriend this luigi hella creepy
•  Weegee Wow. Woooooooooooooooooooooooow.
•  Weegee You pesky plumbers don't know who I am, do you?
•  Weegee ahahahaha...
•  Weegee What incompetent fools...
•  Weegee My power level is over 9000.
•  Weegee And you sommehow don't know my name?
•  Boyfriend sheeeeeeeeesh
•  Boyfriend man had a whole villain speech prepared
•  Weegee Believe me
•  Weegee You'll know my name after this next song.
•  Weegee I guarentee it.

Invasion Dialogue

•  Girlfriend omg bf no!!!
•  Girlfriend you made him... italian! how could you??
•  Weegee Do you have a problem with italians?
•  Girlfriend whaaaaat no no no no no italians rule
•  Weegee And to think I was going to spare you...
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee Why isn't my death stare working on you too?
•  Girlfriend death stare? lmao you think that shit can affect us demons
•  Girlfriend the dearest family aint got time for that shit
•  Weegee Demon or not, I could overpower you and your family EASILY.
•  Weegee But this is between me and the boyfriend.
•  Weegee Don't try interfering, either. Got my goons with me. More should be arriving soon.
•  Girlfriend ...You got this, bf!
•  Girlfriend You've protected me against so many crazy lunatics these past few months!
•  Girlfriend Don't let this asshole control you with his weird ass death stare!
•  Weegee SILENCE!
•  Weegee OBEY WEEGEE! DESTROY BOYFRIEND!

Obsolete Dialogue

•  Boyfriend I'm beep bop back bitch
•  Weegee Wha-
•  Girlfriend woooooo! you did it babe!!!
•  Weegee But how did you break free from the virus?!
•  Boyfriend da power of dope beats baybee
•  Weegee This is madness!
•  Boyfriend now uh... weegee, right?
•  Weegee yeah hi
•  Boyfriend yeah uh dude
•  Boyfriend you got problems
•  Boyfriend what ya doin this for??
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee If you really wanna know...
•  Weegee I want to escape from this void of irrelevancy
•  Weegee return to the internet better than ever.
•  Weegee but YOU...
•  Weegee YOU are the one thing standing in my way.
•  Weegee Thanks to you, the internet is completely flooded with utter garbage!
•  Weegee weegee
•  Boyfriend I can't control that shit bruh
•  Boyfriend Just let people make the content they wanna make
•  Weegee That's my problem
•  Weegee Back in the day, we didn't have a trending tab or constant ads
•  Weegee Anyone could just pick up a software and edit in order to go viral.
•  Weegee I was once the star of those edits.
•  Weegee But now...
•  Weegee I'm a mere shell of my former self.
•  Boyfriend yeah ok grandpa
•  Boyfriend you had your time in the spotlight, MOVE ON!!!
•  Weegee heh...
•  Weegee In a sad way, you're right
•  Weegee It's obvious I'm not winning this, though.
•  Weegee It's only a matter of time before I fade away into obscurity again.
•  Weegee let's have one last fight, shall we?
•  Boyfriend finally bruh
•  Boyfriend so much dialogue in this mod god damn

Post-Obsolete Dialogue

•  Weegee welp... suppose this is it.
•  Weegee Perhaps I'm better left forgotten...
•  Boyfriend bruh
•  Boyfriend hold up imma break da fourth wall real quick
•  Boyfriend people have literally seen us rap before
•  Weegee But how is that-
•  Boyfriend yeah I know, i ain't high either bruh
•  Boyfriend not only that
•  Boyfriend some of the videos of us rapping have like
•  Boyfriend 1 million views
•  Weegee huh. That's comforting.
•  Boyfriend Yeah bruh, you got what you wanted i guess
•  Boyfriend bf
• that was cool weegee
• Well, thank you for that last little bit of exposure. weegee
• before I fade, I have a question. weegee
• what's an... among us? bf
• ... bf
• weegee... bf
• what... year do you think it is? weegee
• 2012, right? what about it? gf
• ... gf
• let's just end the mod here...

Runnin Dialogue

•  Weegee Well, well, well! Look who reared their ugly head here again!
•  Weegee Come to prove my irrelevancy once more?
•  Boyfriend nah bruh
•  Boyfriend i just came to ask
•  Boyfriend do you uh
•  Boyfriend do you like eurobeat
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee Actually, yeah
•  Weegee I used to do covers of Eurobeat songs, actually
•  Boyfriend aw heeeeeeell yeah brotha
•  Boyfriend this keyboard I just bought off a shady website plays eurobeat crap real well
•  Boyfriend show me watcha got
•  Weegee ...Alright, runt.
•  Weegee Although, I must warn you.
•  Weegee My funk level's gonna be over 9000 this time...
•  Boyfriend ...
•  Boyfriend the hell does that mean
•  Weegee GAH! Just start the song!

Weegee Dialogue (Old & First Version)

•  Weegee Man... that 24-hour long staring contest with that purple crown thing was intense...
•  Weegee Huh? Well, well well. What do we have here?
•  Weegee If it isn't the internet's brand new plaything...
•  Weegee Welp, sit down, kid.
•  Weegee Stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.
•  Weegee Everyone used to like me. They made edits out of me. Made remixes out of me.
•  Weegee And best of all, they respected me.
•  Weegee Nowadays, I'm only seen as a punchline. Sad.
•  Weegee Wait a second...
•  Weegee (If I can kill him with my dope beats...)
•  Weegee (Perhaps I can be recognized again...)
•  Weegee (The invasion could return...)
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee alright, kid.
•  Weegee As a pig man from a shitty CDI game would say...
•  Weegee You will DIE.

Invasion Dialogue

•  Girlfriend omg bf no!!!
•  Girlfriend you made him... italian! how could you??
•  Weegee Italian? No, no, no... He was just infected.
•  Girlfriend THAT SOUNDS EVEN WORSE!!!!!!
•  Weegee We call it the Weegee virus here.
•  Weegee I simply stare at someone for long enough, then bam.
•  Weegee The virus spreads to them.
•  Weegee Honestly surprised you weren't affected as well.
•  Girlfriend my Dearest dna, lol
•  Weegee Well, don't try anything funny, woman.
•  Weegee I got my goons with me. More should be arriving soon.
•  Girlfriend ...You got this, bf!
•  Girlfriend You've protected me against so many crazy lunatics these past few months!
•  Girlfriend talkin bombs, evil exes, poorly charted nuns and russians...
•  Girlfriend you even beat that shaggy guy somehow!
•  Girlfriend (although that was my fault, considering i killed his dog lol)
•  Girlfriend Just... don't let this asshole control you!
•  Weegee SILENCE!
•  Weegee OBEY WEEGEE! DESTROY BOYFRIEND!

Weegee Dialogue (Source Code)

•  Weegee god effing PINGAS! (editor note: add a tankman thing here)
•  Weegee well played, you little SPAGHETTI!
•  Weegee but this is BOMBS, and in BOMBS, YOU MUST DIE!
•  Weegee men, get ready to FIRIN MA LAZAR!
•  Weegee ...
•  Weegee (editor's note: god what the hell am i doing)

Invasion Dialogue (Source Code)

•  Weegee bruh that's it
•  Weegee I'm done playin with my food
•  Weegee You come over 'ere on my turf, make a fool outta me...
•  Weegee I mean, what do you even want, kid?
•  Weegee I'm irrelevant! Obsolete!
•  Weegee And you really came all this way just to prove that to me?
•  Weegee I mean, look at you!
•  Weegee weegee
•  Weegee Back in the old days of the internet, we didn't NEED shit like that!
•  Weegee You just needed windows movie maker and a low quality camera!
•  Weegee And I get it...
•  Weegee You're trying to bring old internet folks like me back...
•  Weegee I mean, it worked for that clown dude and that ginger ex of yours...
•  Weegee But look at what THAT got them!
•  Weegee "Corruption mod this" and "But bad" that!
•  Weegee Everyone thinks thoser chumps are from YOUR little game!
•  Weegee Cuz screw legacy, right?
•  Weegee Ahaha...
•  Weegee Enough ranting from me, though.
•  Weegee I got you a bit of a makeover as a thanks for your efforts.
•  Weegee I got two goals in mind for this next fight.
•  Weegee OBEY WEEGEE
•  Weegee DESTROY BOYFRIEND

Obsolete Dialogue (Source Code)

• weegee What?
• weegee but how did you... how are you... normal again?
• weegee DOES NOT... COMPUTE...
• weegee MUST OBEY...

Post-Obsolete Dialogue (Source Code)

 Weegee: shit

 Boyfriend: lmao got rekt

 Girlfriend: stop being so rude fucking dumbass

Trivia (General)

• mm2funk uses the following sources:
  • "Wood Man Stage" from Mega Man 2
  • various sound effects from Mega Man 2
  • "DK Rap" from Donkey Kong 64
  • various instruments used in MIDIJam, a program associated with mm2wood.mid
  • "SAVE the World" from Undertale
  • the SiIvaGunner rip "Main Theme (OST Version) - Mighty No. 9" (with the virus-laden file now being "blammed.ogg"
• Hatena is a remix of "Walk on Water" by Basshunter.

Gallery (General)

• Boyfriend and Girlfriend
• Backgrounds
• Cutscene
• Old
• In files

Girlfriend's animated idle during Peanut Butter.

Girlfriend's static idle during Peanut Butter.

Girlfriend's animated idle during Noscope.

Girlfriend's static idle during Noscope.

The background for Weegee Week

All of the cameos in Raviolli

The background for Blaster

The background for Richer

The background for Firing

The background for Lazer

The background for Robotnik's Week

Ditto but static

Ditto but without Scratch, Grounder, chair, and the lever

The background for Sanic Week

The background for Peanut Butter

The background for mm2funk

The background for Pissong

The Background for Hatena

The banner for Weegee week

The banner for The King and Morshu week

The banner for Doc week

The banner for Robotnik week

The banner for Sanic week

Cutscene before Anchored.

Cutscene before Ravioli.

Cutscne before Blaster.

Cutscene before Richer.

Cutscene before Firing.

Cutscene before Lazer.

Cutscene before Snooping.

Cutscene before No Scope.

Weegee's week logo (V3/oid)

Weegee, along with other characters who appear in the background during Invasion(old).

BF's Spritesheet during Runnin.

Static spaghetti note.(old)

Weegee's Spaghetti Notes (old)

The characters in the background for "Invasion." (old)

The characters in the background for "Obsolete."(old)

A sketch of Weegee's face over Girlfriend

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Download Links

• GameBanana 

Vs. Weegee

• GameBanana  (V3, Trashed)
• GameBanana  (V1)
• Google Drive  (V3)
• Google Drive  (Old Version)

References

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