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Reason: The webseries Suction Cup Man originates from contains multiple occurrences of dark humor, some sexual content and a lot of swears.

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Characters[]

Suction Cup Man[]

FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN, LOOK AT ME GO!

― Suction Cup Man SuctionCupMan Neutral, SCM 1


Suction Cup Man is a character created by Piemations and modded in by polaroid119. Inspired by a real life incident when a man decided to climb the Trump Tower with only suction cups, Piemations made this man. However, he doesn't climb for girls or money, he just climbs because it's, in his words, "fucking funny".

Appearance[]

Suction Cup Man wears a purple shirt, with a blue bicycle helmet, a dark blue backpack with gray straps, his signature red suction cups, and black shoes. He has brown hair, black eyes, and has a stubble for a beard.

Trivia[]

  • As said before, Suction Cup Man was inspired by a real life event, in which a 19 year old Stephen Rogata tried to climb up Trump Tower, back when Trump was still president. He was later caught, arrested, and is now currently in a psychiatric home to get help.
  • "Suction" is Suction Cup Man's Theme Song by Piemations.
  • Despite being stated by himself as being "unkillable", he "died" in Episode 3. He's okay, though. After a minor scuffle with Satan, he managed to make it out safe and sound... much to the dismay of the severely injured Business Man.
  • Suction Cup Man's week's name, according to the demo, is just "FUCK YOU!".
  • Despite Suction Cup Man appearing nowhere in the demo, it seems that his old files and stuff were left over in the demo's files.
  • Suction Cup Man's mod is also one of the few to have smear frames, in this case, it's before the "ey!" animation.
  • According to Piemations, Suction Cup Man is Asexual Panromantic. [1]
  • Suction Cup Man has originated on both Youtube and Newgrounds in "Suction Cup Man (South Park Inspired Animation)" with a majority of episodes being uploaded on Youtube afterwards and then the entirety being uploaded onto Newgrounds in 2021 for the uncensored release of episode 4.

Cameos in other mods[]

Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Suction Cup Man's story.

Gallery[]

Bob[]

Appearance[]

Gallery[]

Music[]

Note: Normie replaces Easy; Average replaces Normal; Etterna replaces Hard.

SuctionCupMan Neutral
Smudge
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 1.9 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.7 (Etterna)
SuctionCupMan Neutral
Nark
BPM: 195
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.7 (Etterna)
SuctionCupMan Lose
Skyline
BPM: 175
Scroll Speed: 2.8 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.5 (Etterna)

SuctionCupMan Neutral
Towers
BPM: 104
Scroll Speed: 1.9 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.8 (Etterna)
SuctionCupMan Lose
Climbing
BPM: 160
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.7 (Etterna)

SuctionCupManHellIconNeutral
Look at Me Go
BPM: 105
Scroll Speed: 3 (All Difficulties)

SuctionCupMan Neutral
Suction
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Normie)
2.4 (Average)
2.8 (Etterna)
Lyrics:

Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound
Suction cups all red and shit, I'm pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour
You can't kill me I'm way too cool,
I'm smudging up your windows, fool!


Suction Cup Man
(Hey thats me!)

His name is Suction Cup Man
(Fuck yeah it is!)

Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man
(I have my own theme song!)

Fuck yeah lets do another verse!

Fuck your shit, I'm going up
You can't unsuck my suction cups
There's so much stuff I've yet to climb,
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I'm climbing up so far I'll play a tune on my guitar
I don't climb for girls or money. I climb 'cuz it's fucking funny


Suction Cup Man
(It's me again!)

His name is Suction Cup Man
(My favorite words are the vulgar ones!)

Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man
(Thats the shit I'm talking about!)

Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!

Climbs the towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skills
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still.

He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But his signs of stopping never show
He'll climb anything he's a pro
As he's shouting look at me go!


His name is

Suction Cup Man

Fuck you he's

His name is Suction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man
(One more time baby, oh lord!)

His name is Suction Cup Man
(I'm like a superhero but fuckin pointless!)

Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man
(Just try to get me off your tower!)

FUCK!
Manicon
Man
BPM: 200
Scroll Speed: 3 (All Difficulties)
SuctionBob Neutral
Incursion
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 2.7 (All Difficulties)

SuctionCupMan Neutral
Ascending
BPM: 90
Lyrics:
  • Mario Time to take a piss.
  • [Splashing can be heard as Mario takes a piss]
  • Goomba What the hell are you doing?
  • Mario I'm taking a piss!
  • Goomba Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.
  • Mario I might do it focking later.
  • Goomba No! I'm a motherfocking enemy. You're supposed to jump at me.
  • Mario Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants second first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you.
  • Goomba Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFOCKER!
  • Mario Let me get my pants first.
  • Goomba *sigh* Fine.

Dialogue[]

Smudge Dialogue[]

  • [Boyfriend is seen walking through the business tower, when he hears the familiar sound of... suction cups.]
  • [Boyfriend looks confused upon hearing this as he runs to the open window.]
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Dude, what are you doing?!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man I'M CLIMBIN' YA TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS, WHAT DO YOU THINK DUMBASS!?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Uhhh, bro, you're kinda smudgin' the windows, and I don't wanna get beat up by double D today, so can you not?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Ah... I said this so many times. I CANNOT GO DOWN, I CAN ONLY GO UP.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend ...WHAT???
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man I'M... not... even gonna explain. You kinda remind me of business dummy. I've been missing him since he went on vacation last fall!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Well, I have nothing better to do, so how about a rap battle?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Hm... Fuck it, why not?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Here's the mic.
  • [Boyfriend tosses the mic to Suction Cup Man, who grabs it.]
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Heh! I've never rapped before, but I'll give it a try! Mind if I make some random-ass noises?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Eh-- no, not at all. I mostly rap with vowels, beeps, and sometimes Windows Blue Screen errors.
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man ...HUH?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend It's nothing, let's just get to it now.

Nark Dialogue[]

  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Hey, that was pretty fun!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Yeah, you did good for your first time!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Well technically I did sing my own theme song but that doesn't really count 'cause I didn't write that.
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man By the way, who was that "Double D" guy you were talking about anyway?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend He's my Girlfriend's dad. He told me to protect this tower for some reason. He's also an ex rockstar, which is interesting.
  • BFIcon Boyfriend He seems to have something against me, he keeps hiring this people to mess with me in some way, as if to prove a point.
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Hey wait a second... Are you that guy I was hired to annoy the shit outta?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Well in that case, I guess I'll pick up the difficulty a bit!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man See if you can keep up you eminem wannabe!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Oh it's on!

Skyline Dialogue[]

  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Nice, you actually kept up, but I ain't slowin down now!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend I'm getting bored, try harder!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man If you want hard, I'll give you hard!
  • [Suddenly, Mr. Guy Business on his left opens the window next to Suction Cup Man, leaving both of them expressionless.]
  • Mr. Guy Business I knew it, you piece of shit!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Wait what!? I thought you went on vacation!
  • Mr. Guy Business I just wanted to catch you in the act! I just KNEW I couldn't trust you!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Look, I'm kinda busty right now, can you f*ck off?
  • Mr. Guy Business Get the f*ck off of my tower or else I'll use the window cleaner again!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend What is going on?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Whatever, let's do this last song and be done with it.

Towers Dialogue[]

  • [One day, Kim-Jong-Un plans to bomb America, but Suction Cup Man is climbing on his missile.]
  • Kim-Jong-Un AYE! What the F*CK are you doing!?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Climbin' your missile with suctions cups dumbass, what do YOU think?
  • Kim-Jong-Un Why MY missile?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Why not your missile?
  • Kim-Jong-Un You're delaying my plans to bomb America!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man I'll delay your plans all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!
  • ??? Beep.
  • Kim-Jong-Un What was that?
  • [Boyfriend randomly appears from nowhere at the missile with Suction Cup Man.]
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man What the hell!? How did you get here?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend That doesn't matter, I want a rematch!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man But you won last time, didn't you?
  • [Awkward silence appears while the camera pans closer to Boyfriend.]
  • BFIcon Boyfriend rap battle
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man God damn it. FINE. We can have a rematch.
  • Kim-Jong-Un What the shit.

Climbing Dialogue[]

  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Alright now f*ck off and let me deal with this missile!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend nah
  • Kim-Jong-Un What is happening?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man I'm tryna disarm your missile but this dickhead here won't stop asking to rap me!
  • Kim-Jong-Un Wait, you're trying to DISARM it!?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Yeah dumbass, what do you think I was trying to do!?
  • Kim-Jong-Un Get off of my missile this INSTANT!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend We're not getting off 'till I get another rematch!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A REMATCH!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend don't care

Look At Me Go Dialogue[]

  • Kim-Jong-Un I'VE HAD ENOUGH! GET THE FUCK OFF!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man I still gotta disarm the missile because this piece of shit is forcing me to sing!
  • Kim-Jong-Un If you go anywhere NEAR that control panel I WILL launch it!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man You can't stop me, I'm Suction Cup Man! LOOK AT ME GO!
  • Kim-Jong-Un THAT'S IT! I'M LAUNCHING THE MISSILE!
  • [Kim Jong Un goes inside the room and begins to launch the missile, while SCM and BF stare blankly at each other. After a few seconds, the missile launches.]
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT-
  • [SCM pulls out the panel cover, revealing two sets of wires. Not knowing which set to pull out, he pulls out the left set wires. However, doing so reveals a note that says: "Pull these to fucking die."]
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man uh oh
  • [The missile explodes and the scene turns to black.]
  • [The scene fades in, showing SCM laying on the ground unconscious. He wakes up, with Boyfriend appearing right behind him with a smile.]
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man DAMNIT, HOW DID YOU FOLLOW ME TO HELL!
  • BFIcon Boyfriend honestly i have literally no idea how im here but i am now
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Well shit.
  • [They both look around, wondering where the sound of rumbles is coming from. They both look up to see the Devil rising up from the depths of hell.]
  • The Devil Ah, visitors!
  • The Devil YOU AGAIN! Are you here to insult me with your stupid suction cups again?
  • The Devil Wait a sec, who's that?
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man This piece a' shit has been following me for 2 weeks now! He keeps wanting a rematch for his "rap battles".
  • The Devil Uhhhh, well are you two just gonna stand here or what?
  • BFIcon Boyfriend Well, since we're here let's do one last song! We have to have the obligatory intense third phase or else the mod will be boring!
  • SuctionCupMan Neutral Suction Cup Man Alright, but you better be ready for hell!
  • [SCM pulls out his guitar from his back as the scene fades to black.]

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