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Warnings: Content/Trigger Warning, Spoilers.
Notices: Large Page, Foreign Language, Upcoming Content, Unfinished Page.

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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: The song Triple B Trouble originates from Vs. Sonic.Exe and opponents' appearances can be unsettling for some users. GF's appearance in Bloody Bedtime can be eerie to some people.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Melo was abused and ran away from home, which may depress some people.

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Major Spoilers Ahead!

You didn't go spilling the beans, did you, Friday Night Funkin' B3 Remixed? - Hu Tao


This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: Yeah update is out, may wanna check that out before editing the page.

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I hope you're ready for a whole seven minute song again. - Camellia


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Foreign Language

Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead! - Scout


This mod is in a language other than English or contains content that's written in a language other than English.

Reason: B3 has a plan to add Korean languages into the mod.

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Upcoming Content

YOU THOUGHT FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' B3 REMIXED WORKED ALONE? - I HATE YOU Luigi


This mod has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information.

Upcoming: Weeks 4, 5, and 6's updates are still in the works along with BE “TOO” REMIXED.

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Unfinished Page

(...keep calm Macy, Friday Night Funkin' B3 Remixed's only like, 2 feet tall they can't hurt you.) - Macy


This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: New and old icons need to be added to the character infoboxes. Missing animations for all characters, mostly Boyfriend. The old designs also need animated gifs. We also need a lot of assets from the upcoming 4.0 update. Some of the things we need are: The remastered b3 bf sprites, the static remastered Shaya idle, Imp and Melo's remastered sprites, and alt Shaya's animations (and a lot more stuff that's been shown on the B3 Twitter account). B3 Tails Doll sprites are also missing.

Friday Night Funkin' B3 Remixed, also known as B3 Screamixed or EXE/3X3 Remixed, is a both an overhaul and remix mod created by Biddle3 and directed by Degen Dan and Biddle3. It features, re-charts, redesigns, modcharts such as spinning and disorientation, a new Week featuring a new character, Mia Osuna, and dialogue. The mod also includes a diverse cast with people of color and LGBTQ+ characters in order to add character.[1]

Trivia (General)

  • Girlfriend is transgender.[2]
    • In which, she is MTF.
  • The Dearest family has a bloodline of vampires rather than demons. However, Mommy Mearest is only half a vampire, being called a dhampir.[3][4]
  • Unlike the original Monster and D-Sides Monster, Pepper Monster doesn't talk about eating Boyfriend and Girlfriend and cooking them in different ways in Not a Monster.
  • Mia Osuna is an alien.[5]
  • Despite her rather apparent Albinism, Mia actually has increased resistance to the sun's rays and thus never gets sunburnt.[6]
  • B3 will feature 3D cutscenes, being the second mod to do so with the first being Bogus.[7]
  • There might be a B3 Tricky stated in a video.
  • Mia Osuna's name is an anagram of osu!mania.[8]
  • By the looks of it, there are plans to be a B3 verison of Bob's Onslaught.[9]
  • Mia Osuna is lesbian.[10]
  • The 3.5 update was going to be on GameBanana but was changed to be a GameJolt exclusive.[11]
  • Pep, as seen in post-Not a Monster's dialogue, has no knowledge of what the internet is.
  • B3 Boyfriend is cracked at Fortnite.
  • Pep may be a reference to Pepper Kid from Friday Night Fever, or vice versa.
  • B3 Boyfriend is friends with Neo Boyfriend and Soft Boyfriend.
    • They go out for hamburgers on Saturdays.
    • At the same time, B3 Boyfriend plays Fortnite with Neo Boyfriend.
      • Similarly, B3 Girlfriend hangs out with Neo Girlfriend and Soft Pico, also on Saturdays.
      • B3 Pico hangs out with Neo Pico and Soft Girlfriend, the latter of which is viewed as like a younger sister.
      • B3 Daddy Dearest is friends with Neo Daddy Dearest and only Neo Daddy Dearest.
  • Halfway during Succ, a motif from The Slaughter Continues from UNDERTALE: Last Breath can be heard.
  • Torment has three mouths and all three of them like burgers.
  • Shaya doesn't need to eat humans per se, just raw meat in general. She only tried to eat Bartholomew due to her mom indirectly starving her by replacing everything in the fridge with jellybeans.
  • Triple B Trouble is the only crossover song that is canon to B3 lore.
  • /v/-Tan shares the song name 'Harmony' with B3 Remixed.
  • At the end of 'Endless', there is a leimotif of Metallic Madness from Sonic CD.

Game Mechanics - Wireframe and Hamburger notes

  • During School, some parts will have the background and characters become wireframed. Similar to Hex, this has no effect gameplay-wise.
  • During Nom, hamburger notes will appear. Hitting these notes will blueball you instantly, or (during Nom) turn you into a McDonald's Big Mac.
  • During Nom, Sharp Teeth notes will appear. You have to press these notes, or else if you miss them it will lead you to an instant death.

Cameos in other mods

Note: All of these cameos are not canon to B3 Remixed's story.

Music

NewerB3GFIcon
Tutorial (B3 Remix)
BPM: 100 > 135
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (All Difficulties)
Song Length: 1:16
Composer(s): Biddle3 (Including Shaya's voice)
Lyrics:

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left! Right! Left, Left! Right, Right!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: That's how you do it!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Up! Down! Up! Up! Up! Left! Down! Down!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: That's how you do it!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left! Up! Down, Down! Right! Right, Right!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Down, Up, Right! Up! Down, Down, Left, Right! Down!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left, Up, Right, Up! Right, Right!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Yeah!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left, Up, Right, Right, Left, Up, Left, Down!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left, Right, Left, Right, Right, Up, Down, Down!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Left, Up, Down, Right! Left, Left, Up, Up, Down, Down, Right!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Le-Left, Up, Right, Up! Ri-Ri-Right!

NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest: Yeah!

B3DadNormalIcon
classic Bopeebo (B3 Remix)
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 1 (Easy)
1.4 (Normal)
2 (Hard & Get Real)
B3DadNormalIcon
Fresh (B3 Remix)
BPM: 145
Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.7 (Hard & Get Real)
DadB3IconDefeat
Dadbattle (B3 Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.4 (Easy)
2.6 (Normal & Hard)
3 (Get Real)
Composer(s): Biddle3
DadB3IconWinning
Problem
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 2.7 (Easy, Normal & Hard)
2.8 (Get Real)

ImpNMeloNormalIcon
classic Spookeez (B3 Remix)
BPM: 160
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.8 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard & Get Real)
SpookyB3IconDefeat
South (B3 Remix)
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard & Get Real)
PepNormalIcon
Not A Monster
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (All Difficulties)
Lyrics:
Hello there my friend.

We meet and we understand. Got a whole buncha time together. Let's sit back and rewind and remember.


You and your girlfriend. So much time that you both spend.


Greetings, hello, bonjour. I know the walk here has got ya sore. Oh how great it is to see ya. I'm not crazy, I'm not a monster.


La la la laaaa~


Are you talking to me?

To me?

Oh man, that's kinda crazy.

Trying to be such a friendly guy, but my scary looks make everyone cry.

I know I don't have any friends, but I can't stick with this 'till the end.

You and your girlfriend. So much time that you both spend.


Greetings, hello, bonjour. I know the walk here has got ya sore. Oh how great it is to see ya. I'm not crazy, I'm not a monster.


You and your girlfriend. Can we all just be friends.

I know I may seem creepy. But that's not who I really am.

Greetings, hello, bonjour. I know the walk here has got ya sore. Oh how great it is to see ya. I'm not crazy, I'm not a monster.


La la la laaaa~

B3PicoNormalIcon
classic Pico (B3 Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2 (Hard)
2.7 (Get Real)
B3PicoNormalIcon
classic Philly Nice (B3 Remix)
BPM: 175
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.8 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard & Get Real)
B3PicoLosingIcon
classic Blammed (B3 Remix)
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (Easy)
2 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard & Get Real)
B3PicoWinningIcon
School
BPM: 162
Scroll Speed: 2.4 (Easy)
2.6 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard)
3 (Get Real)

PicoVSShayaIcon
Harmony
Maximum Score:
Maximum Notes: (Get Real)
Song Length: 1:52
Composer(s): Biddle3
PicoVSShayaIcon
F.U
Maximum Score:
Maximum Notes: (Get Real)
Song Length: 2:10
Composer(s): Penkaru

MomB3Icon
Satin Panties (B3 Remix)
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 1.1 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2.1 (Hard)
2.6 (Get Real)
MomB3Icon
High (B3 Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1.3 (Easy)
1.9 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)
2.8 (Get Real)
MomB3IconDefeat
M.I.L.F (B3 Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 1.5 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.9 (Hard)
3 (Get Real)

ParentsB3Icon
Cocoa (B3 Remix)
BPM: 110
Scroll Speed: 1.3 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard & Get Real)
B3parentslose
Eggnog (B3 Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (Easy)
2 (Normal)
2.7 (Hard & Get Real)
MonsterB3Icon
Winter Horrorland (B3 Remix)
BPM: 159
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.4 (Normal)
1.6 (Hard & Get Real)

SenpaiB3Icon3
Senpai (B3 Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1.1 (Easy)
1.5 (Normal)
2.1 (Hard)
2.6 (Get Real)
SenpaiB3Icon2
Roses (B3 Remix)
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 1.3 (Easy)
1.8 (Normal)
2.3 (Hard)
2.5 (Get Real)
SpiritB3Icon3
Thorns (B3 Remix, April Fools)
BPM: 190
Scroll Speed: 1.5 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard & Get Real)
SpiritB3Icon
Thorns (B3 Remix)
BPM: 190
Scroll Speed: 1.5 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard & Get Real)

FangIcon
Fang
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Composer(s): Benlab
SuccIcon
Succ
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Composer(s): Benlab
NomIcon
Nom
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Lyrics:
0:00
Shaya: What's wrong B3? I'm only just a little hungry. He he he he.
0:57
Shaya: Come on, quit resisting already. He ha ha ha ha ha.

BB2Icons
Guh
BPM: 145
Scroll Speed: 2.4 (Easy & Normal)
2.7 (Hard)
2.9 (Get Real)
Composer(s): SirFitness
BB2Icons
Famine
BPM: 197
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (Easy & Normal)
3 (Hard)
3.2 (Get Real)
Composer(s): SirFitness
SuccdIcon
Succ'd
BPM: 160
Scroll Speed: 2.9 (Easy & Normal)
3.1 (Hard & Get Real)
Composer(s): Benlab

TripleBTroubleB3
Triple B Trouble
BPM: 146 > 166
Scroll Speed: 2.9 (Normal & Hard)
3.1 (Get Real)
Composer(s): Biddle3
Lyrics:
PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster

2:13
Greetings, hello, bonjour
I've never hurt like this before
I've met my fate, been torn to tissue
God, I look just like a MONSTER!

No, I don't think
You understand, how unpleasant I am, doing all that I can,
All I'm hoping is that you can just take a stand
Oh, all I'm hoping is that
You can end the nightmare, and end your Girlfriend's SORRY LITTLE BAND!

Why's she causing
All of this anguish and pain?
Oh I don't get it
It's enough to make someone go insane!
You saw just what she did to him, to Pico
And she'll continue to rip us into shreds
Until we're all BLOODY RED!

Your liiitle GIRLFRIEND
Brought us to our ENDS
Sweet, little, GIRLFRIEND
That the Monster COULD NOT MEND!

And, though I writhe,
In pain and agony,
I'll sing my song,
Spread my message, keep it strong!

Partings, goodbye, au revoir,
It's hard to sing when your throat is SCARRED
Isn't it quite BIZARRE
That her eyes are coated BLACK WITH TAR

Eating everybody
Causing endless pain
She even tried
REMOVING MY BRAIN
Oh little Boyfriend, don't
Let me die in vain

Only a jaw, I look like a freak
And now that I'm feeling, that I'm growing weak
I know the future is looking bleak
But retribution is what we must seek

"What we seek..."
As all the people shriek
As my capsaicin flows into the creek
Things are looking dreary, but don't worry
Listen to me, oh won't you hear my envy?

Well aware of your little situation
But you're breathing, that must feel amazing!
Is really all of this in your own imagination?
IS THIS MONSTER YOUR CREATION?!

Her little act...
Is one that I can't commend...
Mad at you I cannot pretend
Because in the end, little boy

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY FRIEND!

FangIcon
Dessert
BPM: 132
Scroll Speed: 2.4 (All Difficulties)
B3geeckoirl
Endless
BPM: 155
Scroll Speed: 2.7 (Easy)
3 (Normal, Hard & Get Real)
B3TailsDollIcon
Sunshine
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.8 (Easy & Normal)
3 (Hard)
2.9 (Get Real)

PlaceholderIcon
Triple B Trouble (Troll)
Troll version of Triple B Trouble. The opponent is Nightmare Fredbear.

NewerB3GFIcon
Tutorial (V2) (B3 Remix)
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.4 (Normal/Hard/Get Real)
B3DadNormalIcon
Fresh (classic) (B3 Remix)
BPM: 145
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard & Get Real)
DadB3IconDefeat
Dadbattle (classic) (B3 Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (Easy)
2 (Normal)
2.8 (Hard)
3 (Get Real)
Composer(s): Biddle3
Tankiconodl
Ugh (B3 Remix) (Old)

CollectionCarolIcon
Carol Roll (B3 Remix)
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
CollectionCarolLosingIcon
Body (B3 Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.8 (All Difficulties)

MomB3Icon
Milkies
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Composer(s): Biddle3
Will take inspiration to "I Will Pick You Up" by S3RL feat. Tamika

MiaOsunaNormalIcon
Mi-Opera
BPM: 170
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard)
2.6 (Get Real)
Composer(s): Foodieti
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.
MiaDanger
Mia Battle
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Easy)
2.2 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)
2.8 (Get Real)
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.
MiaOsunaWinningIcon
Diva
BPM: 190
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (Easy)
2.8 (Normal)
3 (Hard & Get Real)
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.
MiaOsunaWinningIcon
Mania
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.
MiaOsunaWinningIcon
Elite
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.
MiaOsunaWinningIcon
Diva (V2)
Removed after Pacio's departure from the team.

Whitty Icon
Lo-Fight (B3 Remix)
BPM: 135
Scroll Speed: 2.5 (All Difficulties)
Removed due to Whitty's appearance in Friday Night Funkin' BE “TOO” Remixed.
WhittyIconDefeat
Overhead (B3 Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.8 (All Difficulties)
Removed due to Whitty's appearance in Friday Night Funkin' BE “TOO” Remixed.
Defuse
Ballistic (B3 Remix)
BPM: 210
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (All Difficulties)
Removed due to Whitty's appearance in Friday Night Funkin' BE “TOO” Remixed.

Dialogue

Tutorial Dialogue

  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Ok so, I told my Mom and Dad about you.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew beep!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest but they didn't take it too well...
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew boop?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest And he invited you to face him in one of his concerts... that's why I brought you here...
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...And if you lose against him he's goona kill you...
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew BAP?!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest But don't worry!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest If you win, we can keep dating! So, let's make sure your rapping skills are still as good as when I met you.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest also SPACEBAR to skip dialogue
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew thx B3GF ily<3

Bopeebo Dialogue

  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I cannot believe that this is happening right now...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I finally get to meet the one who stole my daughter's heart. What an honor.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Skap!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Oh, that's a language you don't usually hear nowadays! Shaya, does he speak English?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Yeah, but not the best. He's South Korean, and he's taught me a lot of the other language that he speaks. So I can understand him.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Ooooh... teaching my daughter something valuable! At least you'll be a bit helpful when you die tonight.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest DAD.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Ok ok Shaya, I know you care for this boy. So just for you I'll make a little deal. Your boyfriend and I will do a little musical battle in front of this crowd.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest If he wins, I'll let him date you for the time being. If he loses, then I make him my rug. Deal?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Heh. You'll regret that decision! Bartholomew is the best rapper AND singer I know! He'll show you!
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Yeah!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Ha. Then let's begin

Fresh Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I see you've got quite the bit of rhythm and swagger! At least I know my daughter has a little bit of taste.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bep ski bo pop!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I see that you call yourself a rapper. What's your rap name again, boy?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest He calls himself Boyfriend.XML. I think it's cute.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Yo!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Haha! What a weird ass name! I'll make sure I put it on your gravestone.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew skoop?
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I've done a bit of rap back in my day too, let's try something a bit more your style!

Dadbattle Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Funky bars kid! Good job.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest That was fun and all, but it's time to die now.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest DAD! We made a deal!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Sorry my Jelly Munchkin, I just can't approve of this green haired cocky bastard no matter how good he is at rapping. I'll make sure to find you a better boyfriend one day.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Any last words, boy?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest ...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest On second thought, let's see if he survives one more song though. Come on boy.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Ha!

Problem Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Ha, nice rhymes kid. Honestly. But not enough to impress me.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew *Says something in Korean*
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest , , ?
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I have no clue what you said right now but I know it was disrespectful, brat.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest (Why can't I seem to put my hands on this boy?)
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest (Have I grown soft?! What's the hell's my problem?)
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Come on B3! You got this!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Alright boy, one more song. You know the deal. Hope you can keep up.\
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew I always can, old man!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest So you do know how to speak English...
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I taught him that.

Post-Problem Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Heh, you know what kid. A deal's a deal. I'll leave you two alone for the time being.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Swag.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest But if you put my daughter in harm's way... I won't kill you.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest It'll be much worse than that.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew oh.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Now get the hell out of here, ya little brats

Spookeez Dialogue

  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest There is no way you have a giant humanoid Pepper friend that lives in the forest, BF.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Dragging me out here is not gonna make me believe you.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Unless you dragged me out in the forest for something else~
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Hello strangers!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest What on Earth? Where did you come from?
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Our mom's house!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Our?
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo This is my brother! Imp!
  • ImpSoloIcon Imp *Unintelligible sounds*
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Where... Pep?
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Wait... you know who Pep is?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bap!
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo I can't understand you but I guess you do! Awesome!
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo You must be the guy that Pep said he was friends with before us!
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew skdoo!
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Well...
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Pep said that you're good at singing and rapping!
  • MeloSoloIcon Melo Can you rap with us so we can make sure your actually Pep's friend?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew bap!

Pico Dialogue

  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Well, well, well, look who it is! If it isn't the mobile lemonade stand!
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bap?!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Do you mean what he's wearing or... ?
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Shut up
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Anyways, are you surprised about how popular I've gotten since the last time you've seen me?
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Millions of people know my name now. I'm a gay icon. Anytime I stream, it blows up on all platforms.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Boop!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Here to take my fame for yourself, huh?
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico This wouldn't need to happen if you just stayed with me.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest This is your ex?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Let's have a rap battle.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico If you win, I'll give you a personal shoutout, and tell most my fans to follow you.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico And if you lose, you'll break up with your girlfriend and be a star with ME.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest THIS is your ex?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico This will all be live anyways, so I'll make sure the whole world sees you get destroyed.

Philly Nice Dialogue

  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Think you're tough shit huh, piss baby?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bah!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Let's let everyone see your green balls drop in front of your girlfriend. Smile for the camera.

Blammed Dialogue

  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico ...
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Hey Pico... I just checked the stream on my phone, it looks like BF is getting more popular than you.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico What the fuck do you mean he's getting more popular than me?! We've been rapping for like an hour
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bep bo!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest 10 million viewers. Holy shit, that's a lot.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Too bad more than half of them are rooting for my baby!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico This is the most viewers I've ever had on a live stream, I'm not gonna let my ex just embarrass me live!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Wait, WHY ARE THEY ASKING IF HE'S SINGLE IN CHAT?!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Fine. Get ready for that song that everyone knows cause it was in [that one Friday Night Funkin animation] that also got a mod!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest That's awfully specific.

School Dialogue

  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Are you sure you don't wanna take a break?
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Shut the fuck up you damn bubble guppie kinnie.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico To be honest, you're actually pretty good at this. But I refuse to believe that you're better than ME.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Beep bap ska bep boop bo!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Hey roblox guest! What the hell did he just say?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest He said he is better than you in bed.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Enought playing around, I don't bring this gun around for nothing.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Ba?!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico I won't kill you. I think
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Lets kick it up a notch. Time to "educate" you on who I am.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest (Get it? Cause the next song is Schoo-

Post-School Dialogue

  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico GOD DAMN IT. Maybe I should stop missing on purpose and actually just-
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I wouldn't do that if I were you.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Fine, you get your shoutout, but I'd be careful.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Getting this popular in this short amount of time is dangerous.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...?

Harmony Dialogue

  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Hey everybody! Welcome to the #1 podcast in the world! Pico Podcast!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest That shit is the lamest name I've ever heard. And I'm with a man called Bartholomew Bartholomew Bartholomew.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Today, we're here with, you guessed it, Shaya Dearest! Daughter of the Dearest Duo!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Hi everyone #1 Black Vampire lady here! Shout out to all my trans peeps out there! I love you and you're valid!
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Isn't your mother the #1 Black Vampire lady in the world?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest shhhhh you're ruining my moment...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico ...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Well Shaya, I've heard that you've got quite the musical talent yourself! Who did you learn from? B3 or your parents?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest A mix of both!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I've been really practicing at home... in a sense.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I've gotten many tips and tricks from them! Although my mother gave me this one weird tip...
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...means that Whatever .menu main the on H and U, G press to said She
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico What?
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Nothing.
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Um... anyways...
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico I wanted to ask if you wanna record a track or two for the podcast. I'm sure it'll be fun.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Awwww trying to recover after your big loss at the Subway?
  • B3PicoNormalIcon Pico Fuck you.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Love you too.

Mi-Opera Dialogue

  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Oh... you're here. I.. didn't quite expect you to show up yet.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...Bap?
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna ...Nevermind, don't worry about it.
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna We can still make this work!
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna I've got a couple songs that we can make do with... If you're up for the challenge.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Beeep bo!
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Alright then!

Mia Battle Dialogue

  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna That was easy stuff. I just wanted to see what you were capable of.
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Now comes the real stuff.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bap bep skdoo!

Diva Dialogue

  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna I'm surprised you've made it this far.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Beep bee dop!
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Last song. Then you can leave. You ready?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Beeb!

Post-Diva Dialogue

  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew *sweating*
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna ...OH YEAH, I forgot to mention! Diva is actually supposed to be the first song in my week.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew BAP?
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Haha, yeah. Biddle isn't done with my other two yet. They'll be available to play in Update 4.
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna But if you couldn't handle Diva, I'd love to see how you fare with REVOLUTION.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew bo...
  • MiaOsunaNormalIcon Mia Osuna Alright, get outta here.

Fang Dialogue

  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest ....................
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest ....................
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest ....................
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest babe?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend bap..?
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I'M SORRY FOR WAKING YOU UP I DIDN'T WANT TO IM SORRY BABE PLEASE DONT GET MAD
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend ba ski de pap bo.
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I know it's 3 in the morning........
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest but I haven't eaten a burger in about a week and my stomach feels all funny...
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I don't know what happening to me...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend ...?
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest Only jellybeans have been in the fridge since yesterday. I didn't know you collected them like my mom...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend I don't...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend Here.
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest Burgers are on the way?!
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest Can we can sing while we wait?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend ...
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I love you so fuckin much B3!!!!!!!!!
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend <3
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I'm still super hungry though...

Succ Dialogue

  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I feel a bit tired... I'm gonna.... knock out for a second...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend annyeonghi jumuseyo
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend Haha... babe you kinda look funny...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend bap???
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend You know... have I ever told you you'd look really good with a hicky on your neck?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend mhm.................
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend GUH?!?!

Nom Dialogue

  • GFB3BBN Girlfriend ................Just a little nibble.....
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend (yet again, looking like a puppy) guh??
  • GFB3BBN Girlfriend ......i just need a taste bee.....
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend (again, with the appearance of a burger) ... come on I AM A FUCKING HUMAN BEING! NOT A FUCKING BURGER!!

Post-Nom Dialogue

  • GFB3BBN Girlfriend I'll enjoy feasting on yo-
  • [Out of nowhere, B3 sticks a burger in her mouth]
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend mmph-
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend skap.
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest BF DF I TRF TF EEFF YOUFFF IFF SFF SORRBFFFFFFFF
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest What do I need to do in order for you to forgive me?
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest Please don't break up with me...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend ...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend boo...

Lo-Fight Dialogue

  • Whitty Icon Whitty Ay, give me a good reason why you're here.
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend beep boop baaaap
  • Whitty Icon Whitty ... I assume you speak in beeps. Well then.
  • Whitty Icon Whitty Boop bop bee?
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend boop
  • Whitty Icon Whitty Alright then. Beep skee doop.

Overhead Dialogue

  • Whitty Icon Whitty Okay, we battled. Are ya gonna leave now?
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend beep beep
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend boo bap
  • Whitty Icon Whitty ...Beep blep boop.
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend boop!
  • Whitty Icon Whitty *sigh* Okay, but don't blame me for what happens next.

Ballistic Dialogue

  • Defuse Whitty ALRIGHT. THAT'S IT.
  • Defuse Whitty YOU'VE MADE ME GO UP TO THIS POINT.
  • Defuse Whitty I JUST WANTED PEACE. SIMPLE PEACE UNTIL YOU CAME.
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend Beep bap
  • Defuse Whitty IT'S OVER FOR YOU.
  • Defuse Whitty BEEP BOOP BAP BOOP SKEE DEE PO.
  • B3BFIcon Boyfriend *shocked gasp beep*

Bopeebo Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Hello, boy.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew boop...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Is this your first time in front of hundreds of people?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew bap...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I'm guessing that means yes.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest You know, the language you speak is quite outdated. You're probably one of the only people in the world who speak it.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Dad, why does this matter?
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I'm saying that it'd be a shame if one of the only people in the world who speak this language fluently-
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest died today.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest So... you'll let him go?
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Only if he breaks up with you.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew bloop!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest But it seems like he doesn't want to live.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Don't worry, I won't make it TOO hard.

Fresh Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Wow.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Got past the baby song. Surprising.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bap bloop!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Don't get your hopes up just cause you surpassed my extremely low expextations.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Let's pick up the pace.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Boop!

Dadbattle Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Ok. now you've pissed me off.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Dad you literally don't need to do thi-
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest 100 years of raising my beautiful baby girl. I'm not gonna let some college dropout from the middle of nowhere date her!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest How much research have you been doing on my boyfriend?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Boop bo!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Don't feel entitled to dating her just cause you've spent some time with her.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest She may be an adult now, but she has no clue what she's doing.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest She's still a clumsy little brat. I need to protect her.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bap!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Hah, where did all this confidence come from? You think YOU'LL be able to protect her?
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest With what muscles?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ...
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Whatever, a corpse can't protect my daughter.

Fang Dialogue

  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyyy
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend what!?
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I'm so hungry..........
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend ok? it is like 3 in the damn morning! how could you be hungry now?
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I know it's 3.in the morning you don't have to tell me... but i can't sleep....
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest please order something baby, there's only jellybeans in the fridge
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend i already ordered burgers if that shall keep you going.
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest you already ordered some burgers!? Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend no problem! <3
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest I'm still starving though, before you go back to sleep can we sing to pass the time?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend (looking like a puppy) guh???
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest just one or two songs ok?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend okay.

Succ Dialogue

  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend Baby you didn't tell me that the burgers got here already...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend (with the appearance of a burger) I..uhh didn't know they already got here
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend sorry, you just look so... good today....
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend phew...
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend I could just gobble you up...
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend (again, looking like a puppy) guh?!?!?
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend wait... WHAT?!

Post-Nom Dialogue

  • GFB3BBN Girlfriend I'll enjoy feasting on yo-
  • [Out of nowhere, B3 sticks a burger in her mouth]
  • B3GFIconBBS Girlfriend mmph-
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend you went crazy for a minute.
  • B3GirlfriendIconBB Shaya Dearest fwmp few pef u dnt fow wht hppnd tu mf (thank you B3 i don't know what happened to me)
  • B3BoyfriendBB Boyfriend its okay <3

Senpai Dialogue (Old)

  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Hello sir!
  • BFB3PixelIcon Boyfriend Beep.. bo..?
  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Oh you speak "THAT" language...
  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Skebee Dee!
  • BFB3PixelIcon Boyfriend *gasp* Beep bop!?!?

Roses Dialogue (Old)

  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Listen here you rat! Take back what you said or I swear I will end you!
  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Oh wait...
  • SenpaiB3Icon3 Senpai Beep boob BEEP BOP SKEE
  • BFB3PixelIcon Boyfriend *Offended gasp*

Thorns Dialogue (Old)

  • SpiritB3Icon Spirit You fool! You have doomed you and your "girlfriend"
  • SpiritB3Icon Spirit I will TEAR you LIMB FROM LIMB to get my point across, you hear?
  • BFB3PixelIcon Boyfriend B-Beep bo..

Post-Dadbattle Dialogue

  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest GAH!
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest Fine. You can date her for now.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bo!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Awesome.
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest But I swear to go if anything happens to her,
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest I will most definitely kill you.
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Ok but say kid amogus backwards
  • B3DadNormalIcon Daddy Dearest you can speak english???

South Dialogue

  • MeloSoloIcon Melo You're great! Can we do another song? It is spooky month after all!
  • ImpSoloIcon Imp *Excited oooo*
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew bop!

Not A Monster Dialogue

  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster Greetings, Hello, and Bonjour my friend! Imp and Melo told me you came to visit me! I see you have a new pal!
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Boop! Bep ba!
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster Ah, your girlfriend?! That's great.
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster (I have no clue what that is.)
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster You've spent quite a bit of time with her walking over here, huh!
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew Bo!
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest ...
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster Oh, it appears she's a bit afraid of me. Do you think a duet will cheer her up?
  • B3BFNormalIcon Bartholomew ska!

Post-Not A Monster Dialogue

  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest Thank you Mr. Pep, that song made me feel a lot better about you.
  • NewerB3GFIcon Shaya Dearest I'm sorry for assuming you were a monster.
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster It's ok, it happens a lot
  • PepNormalIcon Pepper Monster That was fun! I'll let you two be now! I gotta go and figure out what the internet is!

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