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so much dialogue in this mod god damn - Boyfriend
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Heh... pretty good! - Tankman
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This isn't over yet, y'know. - eteleD
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Upcoming: Meet the Team update: New BF and GF sprites, remastered sprites & songs, modcharts, bonus songs, a 24 minutes song against the entire team and more to come (Originally planned to be released on May but there are still a lot of things to work on).[1] [2]
I’m surprised someone as small as you didn’t break anything! - A.G.O.T.I.
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“Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully, it will have been worth the wait.”
― Gabe Newell
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Friday Night Fortress: VS Mann Co. is a mod based off of the popular video game Team Fortress 2. In this mod, BF squares off against all 9 Mercs from Mann Co, and even Saxton Hale!
Gameplay Mechanics[]
- Getting a Game Over in any of the songs will result in the playing of TF2's "Domination" theme and the current opponent commentating on Boyfriend's loss.
- Upon retrying, you can hear a Medic voice line play.
- This could be a reference to how in Mann Vs. Machine, Medics can revive team members.
- Upon retrying, you can hear a Medic voice line play.
- During Maggots, a yellow warning sign with a silhouette of a shotgun shell will appear on the screen occasionally. Players will have to press the spacebar while the warning sign is on screen to avoid being shot, which drains away a lot of health from the player. Players only have to hit the spacebar once.
- This mechanic is similar to QT Mod's Sawblade dodging mechanic, except failing to dodge does not instantly kill the player.
- During Inferno, the HP bar's on fire which causes heavy health drain throughout the song.
- This is a reference to Pyro burning players. The fire effect is either Pyro constantly burning Boyfriend or an afterburn effect.
- Partway into Iron Bomber and Eyelander, the strikelines and notes will start erratically swaying about, as if drunk. This serves to increase difficulty at hitting the notes.
- Frontier Justice is an 8-key song. However, the charting is mostly 4-key but on two sides, like Engineer and Robo-Engie combined.
- It is possible to clear using only 4 fingers but it won't be an FC since you need to use all 8 fingers on some parts of the song.
- Partway into Clinical Trial, Heavy drops in while being boosted by Medic. This in turn will drain the player's HP, but it will not kill the player.
- Medic will later activate his ÜberCharge. The healthbar will stop wherever it is and prevents both sides from gaining health until it deactivates upon Heavy's death. Medic will return to singing after this.
- This is a reference to the Medi Gun healing players. If enough Über is gained, Medic can activate ÜberCharge which makes Medic and the player he is healing invincible for 8 seconds.
- Medic will later activate his ÜberCharge. The healthbar will stop wherever it is and prevents both sides from gaining health until it deactivates upon Heavy's death. Medic will return to singing after this.
- During Wanker, huntsman notes will appear throughout the song. If the player hits one of these, they will get stunned and be unable to hit notes, resulting in them missing until they get killed.
- During Infiltrator, during the "Right Behind You" sequence, the strikelines will fade out and will reemerge in the center. The player's arrows will also fade as it reaches the strikeline.
- In the old version, the entire HUD fades in and out multiple times during the sequence.
- This is a reference to the Spy's cloaking ability.
- In the old version, the entire HUD fades in and out multiple times during the sequence.
- Also during Infiltrator, knife notes appear. Pressing these notes will kill the player instantly.
- Property Damage is a 6-key song, and unlike Frontier Justice distributes notes evenly across each strikeline.
- In Scout's Monochrome cover, the Unown letters will show up just like in the original song, using TF2 related words instead. No Celebi appears to decrease the healthbar's size however, understandably.
- During Honorbound, the HP bar will drain at a moderate rate. However, it will not kill the player when it reaches the end.
- This is a reference to the Concheror the Soldier is using, providing him health boost.
- Also in Honorbound, Soldier will repeatedly attempt to strike the player with his sword, indicated by black notes on banners appearing in the charting. The player must hit these notes to dodge the sword or else they will get killed instantily.
- During Trolling, midway through the song, the window will start erratically moving across the screen, and eventually minimizing itself so much that the notes are barely visible. It will also force itself into fullscreen during the game over sequence.
- In Iron Curtain, the player will lose a lot of HP when Heavy gets healed by Medic.
Types of Notes[]
- Bonk Notes: Hazardous notes that appear in Atomic Punch. Hitting one causes a brief sugar rush, preventing BF from regaining health, then after a few seconds BF will suffer a sugar crash that temporarily decreases the scroll speed.
- This is a reference to the unlockable weapon for the scout, the Bonk! Atomic Punch.
- In TF2, upon drinking the soda, scout becomes invincible for 10 seconds, after the effect ends, he is slowed down for 5 seconds, with the strength of the slowness scaling depending on how much damage scout has taken, this does not apply to the mod.
- This is a reference to the unlockable weapon for the scout, the Bonk! Atomic Punch.
- Rocket Notes: Special notes that appear in Maggots. These notes have a higher scroll speed than regular notes and deal 50% damage if missed.
- Drunk Notes: Special notes that appear in Iron Bomber, Eyelander and You Can't Run (Cover). Missing one causes Demoman to scream as the screen zooms in briefly, dealing 50% damage.
- Hitting these notes creates a burping sound, which can be turned off in settings.
- This was unused in the old version.
- Fist Notes: Special notes that appear in Iron Curtain and Property Damage. Missing one will insta-kill BF.
- Heavy's fist notes are a reference to Heavy's Showdown taunt, where Heavy points a finger gun and yells out "POW!" and, if timed and placed right, can kill an enemy instantly.
- The "Pow!" sound can also be turned off in the settings.
- Bone Saw Notes: Hazardous notes that appear in Clinical Trial. Hitting one shrinks the health bar, decreasing the maximum health. Bone Saw Notes cannot reduce the max health below 40%.
- Huntsman Notes: Hazardous notes that appear in Wanker. Hitting one stuns BF, preventing him from hitting notes for a short period of time.
- This is a reference to snipers kill taunt "Skewer" in which he stuns the enemy with his arrow and pulls it out, killing whoever was stunned.
- Backstab Notes: During Infiltrator, notes with Spy's knife will appear. Hitting these notes will result an instant game over.
- This is a reference to the Spy's Knife and it's ability to insta-kill whoever it hits from behind, otherwise known as a backstab.
- In the old version, they're simply notes with the colors reversed with large cracks, making them harder to notice.
- Sword Notes: In the You Can't Run cover, sword notes will appear. These notes won't instant kill, but instead drain your health at a very fast rate until you die. This can be stopped if there are enough notes to hold against the health drain until it ends.
- Conch Notes: During Honorbound, banners with black notes on it will appear. They must be hit in order to dodge Soldierai's Half-Zatoichi. Missing these notes will result in losing a moderate portion of your health and will kill if you are very low.
Trivia (General)[]
- Girlfriend built the dispenser, which explains why she is not phasing through it, as seen in this tweet.
- She also has five fingers when holding the radio while Boyfriend still has four. This is likely a mistake similar to Engineer having four fingers.
- She is getting a new design, wearing Soldier's outfit as seen in this teaser for the Meet the Team update. She still have five fingers though.
- She also has five fingers when holding the radio while Boyfriend still has four. This is likely a mistake similar to Engineer having four fingers.
- The warning sign in Maggots was used as Funkipedia's trigger and content warnings, until it got changed most likely because the design was meant for the mod and doesn't fit in Funkipedia with the shotgun shell silhouette.
- In the games files, there is an unused audio of Spy cloaking.
- When playing the mod on an open-source site like KBH Games, The chat will get new text saying to download the mod on Gamebanana. Less songs will be in freeplay, too.
- On Reddit, an image of the Drunk arrows were teased.[4]
- The pause menu theme is a mix of a unused music titled "Upgrade Station" in the TF2 soundtrack.
- This music seems to be originally planned to be used in Mann vs Machine while you browse the upgrade station.
- The music in the mod uses the soundtrack leitmotifs, weapon sounds and voice lines from the original TF2 game.
- The Game Over music is a depressing arrangement of "Rocket Jump Waltz," which is associated with the Soldier. The Soldier was voiced by Rick May, who passed away in April 2020 due to COVID-19.
- The background in the first week/contract is ctf_2fort, a very popular map in TF2.
- Scout's background is the bridge, the middle part of the map.
- Soldier's background is in front of Red's base.
- Pyro's background is the Intelligence Room.
- The background in the second week/contract is pl_barnblitz.
- Demoman's background is in front of the shed.
- Heavy's background is the platform between Checkpoint 2 and Checkpoint 3.
- Engineer's background is the final checkpoint of the map.
- The background in the third week/contract is cp_snakewater.
- Medic and Heavy's background is the yard, second or fourth control point.
- Sniper's background is the forest outside of the battlegrounds.
- Spy's background is the first or fifth control point.
- The background for Saxton Hale is cp_mercenarypark, at Control Point C.
- In the full image, to the left, you can see two simple posters where one says "Among" with a red crewmate, while the other poster says "Vs Sunky!! Coming 2045" with Sunky in it.
- Cakey can also be seen looking through the window.
- The image that replaces the KadeEngine logo is a image that appears when you start up any Valve made game (Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Portal, etc).
- The song Frontier Justice has an older version where Boyfriend sings both Engineer and Jonny's (the Robot Engineer's name, as confirmed in a Tweet) parts, instead of one at a time. This was most likely changed as it was too difficult.
- The Announcer/Administrator is the one who says "3, 2, 1, Begin!" before every song.
- There was a teaser of Engineer's song, Frontier Justice on Reddit[5] before the update was released.
- There are some joke settings that make a window pop up or crash the game in the demo version.
- The "easy mode" setting will crash the game along with a spy voiceline.
- The "secret song" setting will pop up a window you cannot close.
- The only way to close it is to close the game through task manager.
- In the mod files, the file names of the dialogues for the songs are funny joke names.
- Some notable ones are "furry" and "pyroInflation" in Inferno, "hehehugheh" and "masturbation" in Wanker, "mehdick" and "harderHeavy" in Clinical Trial.
- The file name for Infiltrator (iamnotafurry & okiamafurry) is a reference to the popular TF2 meme video made with 15.ai called spy and demo discuss a drawing, which is about Spy having a fursona.
- Some notable ones are "furry" and "pyroInflation" in Inferno, "hehehugheh" and "masturbation" in Wanker, "mehdick" and "harderHeavy" in Clinical Trial.
- Most of the song titles are based on one of the mercenaries' weapons in Team Fortress 2.
- Iron Curtain, one of Heavy's primary weapon obtained by beating Heavy in a game of poker in the Poker Night at the Inventory
- Iron Bomber, one of Demoman's unlockable primary weapon.
- Frontier Justice, one of Engineer's unlockable primary weapon.
- Eyelander. one of Demoman's unlockable melee weapon.
- Scout's song Atomic punch is based off of Bonk! Atomic Punch, one of Scout's unlockable secondary weapon
- Dispenser, a building that Engineer can build in the game that gives out ammo and health for their team (Metal to team Engineers). The song is a reference to how teammates in Team Fortress 2 asking an Engineer for a dispenser.
- In the mod files, there is an image of a coconut. Deleting it will break the mod, and you cannot play unless you replace the image, or download the mod again.
- This is a reference to an identical image of the coconut in the actual Team Fortress 2 files. There were rumors said that deleting it will make you unable to start TF2.
- However, the image was actually used as an unused particle effect for one of Soldier's taunt called the Fresh Brewed Victory, where it is used as the cocoa beans. Deleting the image in Team Fortress 2 will not cause any issues since it is unused.
- This is a reference to an identical image of the coconut in the actual Team Fortress 2 files. There were rumors said that deleting it will make you unable to start TF2.
- In the mod files, Honorbound Soldier is called "Soldierai", Trolling Soldier is called "Trolldier", Skill Issue Sniper is called "Snoiper Gaming" and Eyelander Demoman is called "Demoknight".
- The unused Trolling Soldier is called "Sodier".
- Skill Issue has 3 alternate difficulties and they have their separate maps from TF2.
- The easiest difficulty can only be accessed by pressing the "TOO MANY BOTS" button at the menu. The map for this difficulty is Swiftwater, and the charting does not contain any jacks and can be easily cleared.
- The hard difficulty can be accessed through 2 ways, the menu button or through Freeplay. The map for this difficulty is Upward, and the charting contains jacks while also being barely possible to clear.
- The impossible difficulty is accessed when pressing 7 on any song, or randomly getting it through the menu button. This will lead to the Badwater map, and it is impossible to play this song without using a bot due to the sheer note density and high scroll speed.
- At the end of the song (no matter the difficulty), Snoiper will always headshot the player, leading to a Game Over. It is impossible to avoid this, since he is using aimbot.
- Most of the mercenaries' songs (except song covers) duration are based on their HP. They are based on the digits, not the amount of seconds.
- For example, Maggots (Soldier's song) is 2:00, which is the same as Soldier's HP, 200.
- Notable exceptions include Clinical Trial, which is 3 minutes long despite the Medic's health being 150, and the Pyro and Demoman's songs being 2:15 long despite both only having 175 health.
- Clinical Trial is 3:00 possibly because it is Heavy's rematch.
- Pyro and Demoman's songs are still technically 1:75 but because of time division.
- Medic's song was originally going to be 1:50, which is the same amount of his health.
- Notable exceptions include Clinical Trial, which is 3 minutes long despite the Medic's health being 150, and the Pyro and Demoman's songs being 2:15 long despite both only having 175 health.
- In the upcoming Meet the Team update, all of the songs are remastered and does not keep the same length as the class's health anymore as seen in the trailer. This is mostly because the songs will be better if the composers does not need to keep it at a specific length.
- However, in the latest teaser of possibly a remastered version of Maggots, the song is still 2 minutes long.
- For example, Maggots (Soldier's song) is 2:00, which is the same as Soldier's HP, 200.
- There are various funny images hidden in the mod files, such as The Pyro's background (Pyroland version) but with a different picture in the back.
- May Somethingth is from a video with the same name by Philip OnBread.
- If you enable Botplay, Boyfriend will be replaced by a TF2 robot version of himself and a text saying "Hi I am very bad at the game" will appear on the screen when playing any song.
- The Mann co. Twitter account teased what seems to be a new version of Inferno, through a "Making a beat at 11pm" meme.
- Wanker and Dispenser are the only songs without the opponent(s) saying any lines, excluding short laughters in Wanker.
- Dispenser would be the only song without a single voiceline used, even though most of the vocals are spliced "Put dispenser here!", "Deploy a dispenser here!", "Need a dispenser here!" and "Move dispenser here!"
- Apparently, if you play a song in the mod and it shows on your discord "currently playing", it will (instead of the song title) read "turn off ur (f word(no, it actually says the f word))ing status ((difficulty))"
- During most songs, the dialogue said in the team chat on the bottom left either references some pop culture references in media, FNF Lingo, or just general nonsesne.
Team Chat Dialogue[]
(WIP/Amogus)
Transcripts[]
Dialogue[]
Note: The Freeplay tracks (except Skill Issue) have no dialogue.
- [Meet the Scout title card appears.]
- Scout
Whatt-?- Boyfriend
Bep- Scout
Alright who the freak let this kid onto the battlegrounds? and why does he have such a hot lady with him?- Boyfriend
Bepbep- Scout
Move out of the way shorty, I got a job to finish here and I don't have ti-- Boyfriend
Beeeeeeepop- Scout
...What?- Boyfriend
Bopp bipp- Scout
Uhhhh......- Boyfriend
Ugh... I challenge you to a rap battle. Got it now?- Scout
A rap battle?- Scout
Look kid, I don't have time to play your dumb game-- Girlfriend
What? Too scared you might lose to a shorty who's dick is twice as tall as you?- Scout ...
- Scout
Oh I'll show you whos the scared one after this session of embarrassment.- Scout
Prepare to wave goodbye to your social confidence, babyface!- Boyfriend
Beep!
- Scout
Wh-- Scout
What?- Scout
This did not just happen!- Girlfriend
Oh but it did.- Girlfriend
Did you really think you can beat my big thick stick dick boyfriend in a rap battle?- Scout
Hnggh!- Scout
You know what? You've pissed me off hard enough.- Scout
So might as well finish the job here. Nobody EVER crosses me.- Scout
*cocks gun*- Scout
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead!- Girlfriend
Ok bye now!- Boyfriend
bep!
- [Meet the Soldier title card appears.]
- Boyfriend
Bip?- Girlfriend
Weird, he didn't even attempt to chase us.- Girlfriend
Maybe he finally knew his place and figured how much of a loser he is-- Soldier
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!!- Boyfriend
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!- Soldier
Step aside soldier! That is an order!- Boyfriend
B- Beh?!- Soldier
You heard me! There's a commie maggot standing right behind you!- Girlfriend
Who me?- Soldier
Yeah you!- Boyfriend
Beep >:(- Soldier
What's the matter Hippie?! Got two softballs stuck in your ear?!- Boyfriend
Beeeeep- Soldier
Oh I see... If you can't follow orders then there must be only one explanation.- Soldier
you're a SPY!!!- Soldier
Guess I'll have escort both of you to God's golden american gate!- Soldier
Don't go thinking you'll have enough [SPACE] to dodge my bullets!- Soldier
He he he hyeeeeh!!!
- Soldier
DAMMIT!- Soldier
Words cannot express how much I hate you!!!- Girlfriend
So you think I'm a commie just because Im wearing red?- Soldier
Of course! Everyone knows that Commies wear red!- Soldier
And I.- Soldier
hate.- Soldier
Commies!- Girlfriend
If that's the case, why are you wearing red?- Soldier
What.- Girlfriend
Look at yourself, you are on the RED team. Wearing red uniforms.- Soldier
Dear god....- Soldier
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Boyfriend
Bep bop boop?- Girlfriend
Lets get out of here.
- [Meet the Demoman title card appears.]
- Girlfriend
Where the fuck are we- Boyfriend
BiBopBo...- Demoman
Oooooohhhh I rrrealllyy drunk one to manneh- Boyfriend
Bee?- Demoman
Wh-- Demoman
Whats this now!?- Boyfriend
Bup.- Demoman
Don't you know wee laddies and lassies like yeu aren't allowed here?- Boyfriend
Beep?- Girlfriend
Uhh anyways... My boyfriend challenges you to a ra-- Demoman
*snoring*- Demoman
Wh- Wh- What?...- Demoman
Oooooh.... You lookin for a fight ya bampot midget?- Demoman
It's on! It's on like-- Demoman
*snoring*- Boyfriend
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiip.
- [Meet the Heavy title card appears.]
- Heavy
Ya da ya la da da- Heavy
It is good day to be not dea-- Boyfriend
Bip.- Heavy
Who sent little tiny baby man to Heavy?- Boyfriend
Bap Bappba Bow.- Heavy
You speak very funny little man.- Girlfriend
He wants to ra-- Heavy
Wait a minute...- Heavy
Heavy knows why you are here!- Heavy
You want Heavy to play your little game!- Heavy
Scout told Heavy about you two...- Girlfriend
So you gonna accept or not?- Heavy
heavy sees no harm in playing little baby man's game.- Boyfriend
Boppa.
- Heavy
Oh nooooo......- Boyfriend
Beep!- Girlfriend
Man, you're so hot when you sing...- Boyfriend
Biip~- Heavy
Wait!- Boyfriend
???- Heavy
You may have won this time little man.- Heavy
But Heavy requests rematch!- Heavy
This time, Heavy will bring close friend to help heh heh.- Girlfriend
pfft... yea ok- Boyfriend
BoppyBip
- [Meet the Engineer title card appears.]
- Engineer
Dispenser comin up!- Engineer
Heheh... Lookin good.- Boyfriend
Boop!- Engineer
Who's there?!- Engineer
Huh?- Engineer
Who in God's green earth are you two little fellers?- Boyfriend
Bepbepbep, bepbepbep- Engineer
I see that ol microphone in yer hand- Engineer
And you got two of em!- Engineer
Don't tell me I'm thinkin what your thinki-- Boyfriend
Baap!- Girlfriend
(Holy shit, I actually didn't have to tell him)- Engineer
Aw heck.- Engineer
Well, aint nobody here right now...- Engineer
Fine.- Engineer
But tell ya what, how about I jazz it up with one of my newly built contraptions?- Engineer
I can guarantee that it'll sure put your vocal cords to work! Heh heh.- Boyfriend
Bepp!- Engineer
Judgin by that giddy smile and that smug face on you, I guess your in huh?- Engineer
Oh and... keep the extra mic. I don't need it.
- Engineer
D'oh!- Engineer
Well ya can't have everythin I guess..- Engineer
Well played string bea-- Boyfriend
BEEEEE *cough cough hack*- Boyfriend
BE- o-OW MY THROAT- EEP!- Boyfriend
Why the *cough* fuck would you *cough* BE- make me split my throat like that?- Engineer
Look boy, I ain't the one approchin random strangers to a singin contest.- Boyfriend
*cough cough cough*- Girlfriend
Uhh...- Girlfriend
Lets just get out of here.
- Girlfriend
Where the fuck are we now?- Boyfriend
*coughhhhhhh*- Heavy
You!- Girlfriend
oh... you again...- Heavy
Remember me? I told you Heavy will rematch tiny baby man in game again.- Heavy
Heavy also brought friend!- Medic
Jawohl!- Girlfriend
Yea uhh, my boyfriend tore his vocal cords or some shit so he can't sing with you guys.- Medic
Ooh! maybe I kan be of assistance!- [~medibeam noises~]
- Boyfriend
Be- beep?- Boyfriend
Beep! :)))))))))- Medic
Good! now zat I fixed your voice, how about you pay me zomething in return?- Girlfriend
What would that be?- Medic
YOUR SOUL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!- Boyfriend
Beep?!- Medic
But of course, if you are hezitant... I'm villing to give you a chance to run free!- Medic
Ve vill play your game mizter Boyfriend; if I vin, I collect both ov your souls!- Medic
But if you vin, I'll let you free!- Boyfriend
Buup!- Heavy
We begin now!- [Meet the Medic title card appears.]
- Medic
Nein!!!- Heavy
oh noooooo......- Boyfriend
Beepbeep!- [....]
- Girlfriend
You gonna take our souls or what?- Medic
Vhat? Vhy vould I? You von.- Girlfriend
Well its just that sometimes, people would still try to kill us or something even though we won.- Medic
Oh, vell I actually don't need your souls!- Boyfriend
Beep?- Medic
Ja, I already have eight vithin me! So really, itz not zat big of a deal.- Heavy
Ok tiny baby man, you win for real now.- Boyfriend
Boooooop!- Girlfriend
So does this mean we can leave now?- Heavy
Dа.- Girlfriend ...
- Girlfriend
Ok bye now.- Boyfriend
Beep!
- [Meet the Sniper title card appears.]
- Sniper
Steady...- Sniper
Steady...- Boyfriend
Beep!- Sniper
Huh? Who's there?- Boyfriend
Skibopp- Sniper
Who the bloody hell are you?- Girlfriend
No introductions. Rap battle. Now- Sniper
What the-- Sniper
Look kids, I don't got all the time in the world and I have a job to finish.- Sniper
So why don't you scurry off back into the bush you two came from and find someone else?- Girlfriend
Uhh we're not leaving until you accept.- Sniper
I'm not interested in playing your rubbish game city wankers.- Boyfriend
Skobipp- Sniper
I'm warnin you again, it might not be wise to ask for an arrow in your spleen...- Boyfriend
b e e p.- Sniper ...
- Sniper
(Kids... bloody hate them)
- Sniper
There. I played your game. Now git lost!- Boyfriend
Bipp Bopp...- Girlfriend
Heard ya chuckling during that, don't wanna admit that that was fun?- Sniper
Like hell I was bloody piker!- Sniper
Shoo! Git lost! Can't have kids 'round here interfering with my job!- Girlfriend
Ok ok sheesh.- Boyfriend
Braap.- [BF and GF leave]
- Sniper ...
- Sniper
Heh...
- [Meet the Spy title card appears.]
- Boyfriend ...
- Boyfriend
Beep...- Girlfriend
There's no one here...- Girlfriend ...
- Girlfriend
Beep, beep, bee-- [*bump*]
- [*decloak sound*]
- Spy
Ugh... merde...- Girlfriend
Who the fuck are you? And what the fuck are you doing here?- Spy
I could ask the same to you, and I'm here because-- Boyfriend
Bap Skeboop!- Spy
A microphone?- Boyfriend
Baap.- Spy
You want me to sing?...- Boyfriend
Beep!- Spy ...
- Spy
No.- Girlfriend
Do it or I'm telling my dad to come fuck you up.- Spy ...
- Spy
*sigh*- Spy
Fine.- Boyfriend
Skib bap
- Spy
Well the moment has passed...- Spy
Are we done now?- Boyfriend
Beep!- Spy
Okay.- Spy
As to what I was saying, I'm here to give you this.- Girlfriend
What's that?- Spy
Find out for yourself.- Spy
Until then, this will be the last time you see me.- Girlfriend
Wha-- Girlfriend
Where the fuck did he go?- Boyfriend
Bop?- Girlfriend
He gave me a letter.- Girlfriend
Signed by... "Saxton Hale..."- Boyfriend
Beep.
- Saxton
Well well well... Look who finally arrived...- Boyfriend
Beep?- Saxton
Finally got my letta?- Saxton
Don't think I haven't got my eye on you two hooligans after your little interferences with my men's work eva since back at 2-fort.- Saxton
Havin fun traveling the werld?- Girlfriend
We don't even know how we end up in these places.- Saxton
You two have been a real nuisance to us lately...- Saxton
And admittedly, I could've shown you the exit by myself, austrailian style!- Saxton
But... Your little adventure has taught me one thing...- Saxton
MY.- Saxton
MEN.- Saxton
ARE.- Saxton
TERRIBLE.- Saxton
SINGERS!- Scout
Uhh... You know we're not paid to sing... right?- Saxton
Shut up! You weren't paid to be here either!- Girlfriend
What is your point exactly?- Saxton
My point is, I want to teach you hippies a lesson for messing with Mann Co's affairs using your own medicine!- Saxton
Givin you a taste of how it feels to lose at your own game to a real MANN!!!- Boyfriend
Beep!- Girlfriend
Wait, you can't be seriou-- Saxton
You there! Blue hippie! I challenge you to a rap battle!- Boyfriend
Skibop!- Girlfriend ...
- Girlfriend
ok.
- Snoiper
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Trollface_non-free.png/220px-Trollface_non-free.png- Boyfriend
ok thats it ill fucking kill you
- Scout
What's up, Chucklehead?- Boyfriend
Beep- Scout
That's a nice girl you got there- Scout
Be a shame if someone were to take her away- Girlfriend
go fuck yourself- Scout
No- Boyfriend
Skeep Beep Skodup Boop Bap- Scout
You wanna have a rap battle?- Scout
I guess I can do that- Scout
Whoever wins gets the girl- Boyfriend
bitch what the fuck that's not how this works at all- Boyfriend
maybe if you got some hair you'd get some bitches on yo dick- Scout
What
- Spy
How did you find me here- Girlfriend
you spies always camp here- Spy
What do you want- Boyfriend
beep bap bowp boapsdpaskdoihnsdogijkaodsbaosdjiauigjoisdfjjkajkklsdnjklasdgbiasfnjkasd- Spy
Rap Battle?- Spy
*idk how to do laughter stuff*- Spy
That is hilarious- Spy
God damnit- Spy
Someone has grabbed Blu's Intel- Spy
It's probably Scout as he capped 2 times before- Spy
I'll rap battle you and then i'll tell scout not to cap or else i will-- Girlfriend
shut the fuck up
- Soldierai
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boobs- Girlfriend
ok
Chat Lines[]
When a line appears in the "chat", pieces of the following are selected randomly.
- Shtek543
- Bigduck6443
- Feetlover5
- Taylor
- Jurgenchung
- Sugmadickus
- I-like-ass543
- Maurice
- heat
- TobTheDev
- Engineer Gaming
- Scout Gaming
- Spy Gaming
- Heavy gaming
- Pyro Gaming
- Demo Gaming
- Medic Gaming
- Soldier Gaming
- Sniper gaming
- funny engineer
- Your Mother
- FNF Girlfriend
- Medicore cole
- Tricky from FNF[6]
- I love Children So Much!!!
- I hate MrBreast
- I love Non-fungible tokens
- I play Genshin Impact
- Medick from tf2 is so sexy
- fuck off
- guys anyone got a duped shovel
- heavy is dead
- pootis
- Spy!
- Selling unusual for 1 quadrillion keys pls buy
- This mod is hard, Im going to compare it to MFM to make myself feel better.
- You're a Linux User!!
- lmao youre using Linux
- Stop playing the web version and go play the actual mod
- Your pc is trash (You have to go on a website to actually play the mod)
- *Gamebanana link* go download the mod there instead of playing it on a website[7]
- 143.25.34.246
- Why did we open source this...
- I hope you're not playing this mod on some random website
Gallery (General)[]
Download Links[]
- GameBanana
- Game Jolt
- Google Drive
- Google Drive (Vocal Samples)
- GitHub (Source Code)
References[]
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