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For other uses, see Neo (disambiguation).
Warnings: Content/Trigger Warning.
Notices: Cleanup, Golden Throne, Large Page, On Hold, Upcoming Content/Work In Progress, Unfinished Page.

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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Screen shaking in Illusion and Hallucination.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Neo Monster in general might be unnerving to some. Especially the Neo Parents' appearance when Neo Boyfriend is hallucinating, such as Neo Mommy Mearest having a photorealistic mouth during her up pose. Not to mention that Neo Monster's design references the Corruption mod.

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Cleanup Needed

CHAOC... THE CHAOS - Tricky the Clown


This article requires cleanup as it likely contains bad grammar, bad formatting, bad file/image quality, lack of sources, or any other infringement found in the Style Manual. Help out the Funkipedia Mods Wiki by correcting it!

Issues detected: Tankman has white edges on his idle animation. Senpai has gray edges on his pose animations, 4.0 Girlfriend has a white background on her idle, and Neo Dad has red edges on his singing poses.

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Golden Throne

And now for our VERY special guest... Everyone welcome Friday Night Funkin': Neo!!! - Savannah Cheetaby


This mod is on the golden throne! It has more than 1,000,000 views on its download page and can be considered one of the best and most remembered mods in the Friday Night Funkin' community!

Reason: Even before the remaster, it was a very popular mod across the fanbase.

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Large Article

My ammo may be limitless, but my patience isn't. - Pico


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On Hold

I had nothing TO DO, with Friday Night Funkin': Neo being doxxed. I didn't KNOW about Friday Night Funkin': Neo being doxxed. - Sticky


This mod is currently on hold. This may either mean that development is temporarily halted, or that the mod is temporarily unable to be downloaded to fix one or more issues that may be present, or the mod is on a long hiatus. More information can be found below.

Reason: PincerProd, the current mod director is focusing on Corruption mod for now. [1]

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Upcoming Content

Until me and my friends make new games to play with you... see you next time. - MX


This mod is currently a demo and/or has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information.

Upcoming: Neo 4.0 in the works with redesigns for all characters

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Unfinished Page

(...keep calm Macy, Friday Night Funkin': Neo's only like, 2 feet tall they can't hurt you.) - Macy


This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: Poses for every character other than Monster, old versions of some of the songs, and the animations for week 5.

Well, at least they know that we're watching. Always watching...
― Monster, Funkin' Forward Teaser


Friday Night Funkin': Neo is a mod created by JellyFishedm. It overhauls the whole entire game including the logos, songs, charts, and stages. This entire mod takes on a futuristic neon look, with the characters themselves reflecting this change. The mod is still ongoing, so follow the official X and Discord for updates.

Characters

Neo Boyfriend

It only means that your loss will be more embarrassing! Now, hit it!
― Neo Boyfriend


Appearance

Neo Boyfriend now wears a magenta hat with a black brim, a grey short-sleeved hoodie over a lavender shirt, dark blue pants, and black shoes. His hair is black with green on the tips of it.

In his 3.O redesign, he wears headphones, and a purple and green hoodie with grey sleeves and fingerless gloves. His facial expression is also changed.

In the upcoming 4.0 redesign, he is no longer wearing gloves, his hoodie is dark purple, His hair is almost fully exposed, and he also has a new facial expression. He now sports a magenta scarf and a pair of gaming headphones. The design was made by Phantom Fear, who is also best known for making the Corruption mod.

Trivia

  • Neo BF had braces when he first started rapping.
  • Neo BF gets pissed off when someone eats his food.
  • According to Jellyfish in the Neo Discord, Neo BF mains Ike in Smash and GF mains Bowser.
  • According to LoFi Skelly in the Neo Discord, Neo BF is the son of Monster.
  • Neo BF has a "glowstick cock".[2]
    • This could be the reason why Neo Mommy Mearest calls him "Glowsdick".
    • Why or how this was first discovered is currently unknown.
    • It apparently tastes like monster energy.[3]
    • The glow/erection lasts an hour per crack.[4]
    • Despite the name, it's not actually a glowstick.

Gallery

Neo Girlfriend

Whoever we're going against I'm sure you'll destroy them, babe.
― Neo Girlfriend


Appearance

Neo Girlfriend now has black hair, and wears a magenta dress with dark grey stockings and red heels. The speakers she sits on now have a more futuristic design, with pink and blue glows coming from them.

In her 3.0 redesign, she wears a magenta top with a zipper and black shorts instead of a dress, purple gloves and shoes and her hair now has some pink streaks on it, as well as neon blue and pink hair clips. Her stockings are now shorter, barely reaching her knees, and each have a stripe on them (Neon blue for the right stocking, neon pink for the left stocking). She also wears blue heels.

In her upcoming 4.0 design, her hair is tied up in a ponytail with a large magenta bow rather than let down and sports a purple earpiece. Her hair is now pink and cyan and wears a sweater with a magenta collar and cyan sleeves with the shirt part being black. It also has a chain. She also wears black sneakers with magenta soles and black shoelaces.

Trivia

  • Girlfriend's favorite type of flowers are Azaleas.[5]


Gallery

Neo Daddy Dearest

No one's ever outshined Daddy Dearest at his best.
― Neo Daddy Dearest


Appearance

Neo Daddy Dearest now has blue skin and dark teal hair. His watch is now golden, and his glowing eyes are now bright pink, over which he wears black shades. He now wears black fingerless gloves with pink x's on them. His jacket is a darker shade of black, with tears in it on each sleeve, as well as neon blue and pink stripes. His belt buckle is now a golden x instead of a rectangle, his boots are now a different shade of black from his pants, and are lined with neon blue and pink spikes, as well as golden rings around the backside.

His creepy form shows him as somewhat mutilated. His eyes and seemingly melting mouth have been reduced to a dark void with realistic eyes and small teeth seen inside. On his face are a few purple splotches, and his left arm is missing. His right hand has been turned into a red claw.

Gallery

Neo Skid & Pump

AHEM! We still need to give the audience a performance, they came here for a reason! To hear us play!
― Neo Skid


Appearance

The bones on Skid's costume are now aqua green, while Pump's pumpkin head mask is now purple with the "stem" of it being aqua green, and his gloves are greyer. Skid's eyes are purple, while Pump's eyes are now aqua green, matching the other's costumes. Skid now wears a dark grey-and-seafoam green hoodie with a pink rectangle on the front and fingerless gloves, as well as black shoes with purple laces. Pump now wears grey gloves, a purple vest with white sleeves over a black undershirt, black pants and black shoes with aqua green laces. Both of them also sport prominent angry eyebrows. Pump also appear to have his square tooth back.

Their corrupted forms possess black and red skin. Skid has x's and crosses on his eyes and on his head. Skid also has two wings. Not much has changed for Pump rather instead having 4 small black wings on his back.

Gallery

Neo Monster

Why, hello there...
― Neo Monster


Appearance

Monster's head and neck are now cyan, while his head is split in two, with the right half being corrupted. His body is navy blue with neon blue stripes around the arms, while his fingers and toes glow neon pink. The right half of his body is also corrupted, resulting in an extra finger on his right hand, exposed ribs and the back of his leg bone being exposed.

Trivia

  • Neo Monster's half-red-and-black appearance, as well as the appearances of the crowd in Hallucination, all reference the Corruption mod by Phantom Fear.
  • Neo Monster's right pupil changes when singing to match the arrow he hits.

Gallery

Neo Pico

He might have been too slow to catch you... but I don't think you'll be able to outrun my bullets.
― Neo Pico


Appearance

Neo Pico has black hair, a black shirt, grey pants, and black & light grey shoes. His gun now emits a magenta glow. In his redesign, he wears a visor, headphones and a jacket. His shoe colors are also different.

His corrupted form has 2 eyes and claws and his is stained with red gunk and his left hand is shown to be erased.

Trivia

  • Pico has a teeth gap.[7]
  • Neo Pico is trans and was canonically dating Neo Whitty in this mod prior to the latter's removal.[8]
    • In which, Neo Pico is FTM.

Gallery

Neo Mommy Mearest

... Hey I have an idea!
― Mommy Mearest, Post-M.I.L.F.


Appearance

Neo Mommy Mearest has blue skin like her husband, black hair, and purple fingernails. Her earrings are now neon pink, and her eyes now glow blue. She wears a blue jacket with lighter blue fur trim around the sleeves and front over a purple shirt, and black pants with neon blue and neon pink rings around her ankles. Her high heels are now black.

Her creepy form shows her as a mutilated corpse as her leg, foot, and chest have been seemingly ripped out. Her face only shows a dark void with realistic eyes and small teeth.

Gallery

Neo Senpai

Neo Senpai is an upcoming opponent for Week 6.

Appearance

Redesign:

  • His facial structure is based off of the Helios statue.
  • He's wearing a baggy jacket with the neo colors, with Windows logo being in the center.
  • His hair and skin are now silver.

Beta:

  • He isn't pixelated.
  • His hair is now black instead of blonde.
  • In Roses, he's holding a knife in his right hand.
  • He has Neo styled glasses on his head.
  • He now has a sweater on instead of a shirt.

Gallery (Old)

Neo Tankman

He's about y'ay high, short, and looks- ugh... Very ugly.
― Neo Tankman, Update 3.0 Teaser Trailer 2


Neo Tankman has several obvious differences from his original design, including:

  • His goggles are cracked and are no longer white.
  • He uses a gun, which is now in a cyan/teal color.
  • His suit is now different
  • He sports a black bandana around his mouth.
  • He wears a black jacket with a t-shirt underneath it with the word XO.

Gallery

Neo Spirit

Neo Spirit's icon is seen in an old icon grid. He is seen with a cyan soul and magenta eyes. He was scrapped after the team decided to have Senpai in Thorns instead.

Neo Garcello

Tight ass little man...
― Neo Garcello


Neo Garcello has several differences from his normal design, those being:

  • He now wears his hat backwards, with a pair of headphones over it.
  • He now vapes instead of smokes.
  • He is now a cyborg instead of a human.
  • He now has a cybernetic arm.
  • He now wears a normal jacket instead of a trench coat.
  • In Nerves, his right eye glows red.

Gallery (Headache)

Gameplay Mechanics

  • During Illusion and Hallucination, Neo Monster slowly drains your health over time whenever he sings. Health draining still occurs even when Neo Monster is not singing.

Trivia (General)

  • There was a staff/scythe like weapon in the alleyway of the first 3.0 trailer, referencing Zardy.
  • In the 3.0 update trailer, the alley wall has the same graffiti markings of Whitty's face as the Whitmore trailer did before it was cancelled.
  • The 3.0 update was planned to be released on Saturday, August 21st 2021, EDT, but was delayed to finish working on new features and mechanics.
  • There is a song called Trick or Treat left in the files, though it is just Tutorial without the instrumental. It became Illusion, Monster's song.
  • FNF: Neo is currently the 9th most downloaded mod, with over 875.7k downloads (as of November 11, 2021).
  • Hidden in the files are the old dialogues and sprites for the Tutorial plus Weeks 1-4 (although there is nothing for South, High and M.I.L.F.), (assets/data/tutorial-satin-panties) (see below)
    • These old dialogues confirm that Pico might be running from the police, Skid and Pump are young musicians or DJs, and the location is apparently called "Neo City" where people's music is everyone's opinion on that person.
    • As of the 3.0 update, Skid and Pump have been confirmed to be egotistical rappers, and Pico is indeed hiding from the law, as evidenced by a wanted poster of him. This also goes for the rest of Monster's gang (Tankman, Fever and Whitty)
  • A Smoke Em' Out Struggle Neo version was being worked on however it was cancelled.[9]
  • In Garcello's third track, Release, instead of saying "Tight bars, little man." he says "Tight ass, little man."
  • Neo Boyfriend's glowing green streak in his hair is natural.
  • In Trailer 2 for 3.0, Tankman and Whitty and Monster are all voiced by RecD, as seen in the credits in the description of the trailer.
    • RecD also voices them in-game, along with Pico.
  • Despite him appearing in Trailer 2, Whitty will not be getting his own week, complying with the wishes of his creator.[10]
    • Whitty was later completely removed at the request of his creator. There are plans to swap him with Tabi.[11][12][13]
  • Neo Spirit will not be in this mod. Senpai's week will have another 3rd phase instead.
  • B3 Boyfriend and Soft Boyfriend make a cameo in Week 5.
    • Lore-wise, they and Neo BF are best friends. They go out for hamburgers on Saturdays and play Fortnite together.
      • Similarly, Neo GF is friends with B3 GF and Soft Pico. They also hang out on Saturdays.
      • Neo Pico is friends with B3 Pico and Soft GF, the latter of which is viewed as like a younger sister.
  • In South, Neo Kapi and Neo Supercario can be seen in the crowd.
  • During Eggnog, Sans' vocals can be heard.
  • In Week 5, many mod characters can be seen in Neo form, such as:
    • Hatsune Miku: Her hair is black with neon green stripes and her bands are blue and magenta.She wears a purple vest and cyan fingerless gloves and her tie is neon green and is torn.She wears violet pants and black shoes with different colored soles.
    • Hex: His left eye is magneta while his right eye and mouth are blue.He wears a black hoodie with magenta and blue stripes and a purple t shirt.His shorts are purple and now wears purple and neon green sneakers.
    • Ayana: Her hair is now black with magenta stripes and sports sunglasses, a black face mask and a black trench coat with her top being black and her shorts being magenta.she also wears black fingerless gloves and her stockings being cross net and having glow sticks around her ankles.
    • Garcello
    • Matt: He wears a black-and-yellow vest with matching headband over a brown shirt and black pants with white stripes.
    • Bob
    • Impostor
    • Banjo & Kazooie
    • Ron
    • Boo Queen: Her hair is now black and light blue and now wears a black mask and a purple short sleeve jacket with xO on the left side and fingerless gloves.
  • There's also a Neo Madness Combat Grunt seen in Week 5.
  • The eyes of the Eyes of the Universe can be seen above the moon in Week 5, with its left eye pink and right eye blue. A corrupted variant is also present during Hallucination, now with visible teeth.
  • In Week 1, Neo Ruv and Bob are in the crowd.
  • Carol isn't canon in this mod.
  • Neo BF and GF are actually a music duo.[14]
  • Both Neo Monster and Clone Sonic share a song name, being Illusion.
  • Neo Daddy Dearest and B3 BF jump Frank Fairest every Saturday.

Cameos in other mods

Note: None of these cameos are canon to FNF: Neo's story.

  • In Friday Night Funkin' HD, Neo Boyfriend can appear on a billboard that passes by in Week 4. This means that Neo and HD Boyfriend co-exist in the FNF HD timeline, despite being the same character but originating from different timelines.
  • In The Date Week, Neo Boyfriend can be seen in the background of Heartbass.
  • In VS UniqueGeese - Feathery Fight, in UniqueGeese Week 2: AU Attack, Neo Boyfriend goes against Neo UniqueGeese.
  • In Date-Night Masses, Neo Boyfriend appears in the background of Together.

Music

GFNeoIcon
Tutorial
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 1 (Easy)
1.4 (Normal)
1.6 (Hard)

NeoDaddyDearestIcon
Bopeebo
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 1.2 (Easy)
1.5 (Normal)
1.8 (Hard)
NeoDaddyDearestIcon
Fresh
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 120
Scroll Speed: 1.3 (Easy & Normal)
2.2 (Hard)
NeoDaddyDearestDefeatIcon
Dad Battle
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 1.5 (Easy)
1.6 (Normal)
2.4 (Hard)

NeoSkidandPumpIcon
Spookeez
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy & Normal)
2.5 (Hard)
NeoSkidandPumpDefeatIcon
South
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 167
Scroll Speed: 1.3 (Easy)
1.5 (Normal)
2.5 (Hard)
NeoMonsterIcon
Illusion
(Monster Neo Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2.6 (All Difficulties)
Lyrics:
(Why, hello there...)


Well, look at this!

All the children in one place now!

...

Hope you mind if I upstage you!

...

Thought I'd drop by

To lay your careers to waste now!

...

Tear you apart,

Rip out your music's heart and rip out

All your real hearts too!

This world's grown so toothless and tame

It's replacing the monster

That made an art of killing!

...

They'll

Know

My

Name

When

Their

Heart

Beat's

Stilling

...

What have you got,

Just a couple corny jumpscares?

...

Screaming for a

Second's no time!

...

Terror comes from knowing your

Demise is waitin' for you everywhere!

...

But don't you worry,

Won't see your end coming when

Your

Eyes

Are

Mine

(See you soon, little Boyfriend...)

NeoPicoIcon
Pico
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 2 (All Difficulties)
NeoPicoIcon
Philly Nice
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 175
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy)
2.3 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)
NeoPicoDefeatIcon
Blammed
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy)
1.9 (Normal)
2.7 (Hard)

NeoMomIcon
Satin Panties
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 110
Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy & Normal)
2.5 (Hard)
NeoMomIcon
High
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 2.4 (Easy & Normal)
2.8 (Hard)
NeoMomDefeatIcon
M.I.L.F.
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 1.4 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)

Neo parents
Cocoa
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 2.3 (All Difficulties)
Neo parents Losing
Eggnog
(Neo Remix)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy)
2.1 (Normal)
2.4 (Hard)
NeoMonsterLose
Hallucination
(Winter Horrorland Neo Remix)
BPM: 159
Scroll Speed: 1.7 (Easy)
2.2 (Normal)
2.6 (Hard)
Lyrics:
Calm down and gaze a little wider,

Look at the lovely world I've made up here!

...

Let me inject some lemon cider,

Please don't be frightened,

Child, dissolve your fear!

...

Where to start, how to start?

Why not with a gentle touch?

Just some words, a

Faint hallucination,

Promise it won't hurt too much...

...

Look!

Deep into the street lights shining above

Soak in all their their warm, sweet, sedative love!

Every breath you take embracing your mind

Leaving all your conscious thoughts behind!

...

Nothing can hurt you while you're in it's glow,

And if something did, you wouldn't know!

Aren't you entranced now?

Dazzled, more or less!

Here's your chance to drop and take a rest...

...

Fighting to stay awake?

Not the wisest choice my friend...

You can have the sweetest little dreams or

Face the foes plotting your end...

Listen, there they are again!

...

Bake you up

Until you're golden

Brown...

Stuff

You

With

Spices

Serve

You

To

Friends

Around

...

Goodness, how horrid,

I'll protect you

That is, if you can't

Fight them on your own

...

But I can't do the things I best do

If you don't hear my words and mine alone...

...

Let my voice shoot through your

Brain just like a

Laser beam,

Take a deep breath,

Sleep a little while,

As I creep into your

Dreams...

...

(Laughter)

Dialogue

Note: There is no dialogue for South, High, and M.I.L.F In Unused Dialogues

Tutorial Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Aw man... I can't believe we're finally gonna face your dad
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I really hope I beat him so we can get admitted to a gig.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You DID say he admitted rappers to shows and such, yeah?
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Mhm! He gives out rap battle opportunities to anyone he deems good enough.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I know DAMN well I'm good enough.
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Let's warm up a bit first though, mkay?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You got it!

Post-Tutorial Dialogue

  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend BF you were amazing!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Aww thanks bab-
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Am I interrupting???
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Stop yammering you two... ITS SHOWTIME!

Bopeebo Dialogue

  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest So, you're that kid that wants to be the next star in this place, eh? You sure you could handle it?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend 'Course I can! I'll sure as hell be able to handle it, maybe even better than you.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Your attitude says otherwise, kid. I'll still give you a chance at this though.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Bring it, shit lips!
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Alright. Your funeral.

Fresh Dialogue

  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Not bad...
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest But hate to break it to ya, but Rockstars don't just copy someone else's vocals the whole time, kiddo.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend So you want improv? I'll sure as hell give you improv! Let's get going'!

Dad Battle Dialogue

  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Well would you look at that, we attracted a bit of a crowd! That's impressive...
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Welp, it's been fun messing with ya, but I'm going all out on this one.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest You can say goodbye to those naive little dreams of yours.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest For good.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest No one's ever outshined Daddy Dearest at his best.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Looks like I'll just need to be the first to do it then!
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Big talk for someone your size.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend It only means that your loss will be more embarrassing!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Now, hit it!

Post-Dad Battle Dialogue

  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest You've got to be kidding me.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend How does it feel to be outshined at "your best"?
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest You're acting like my glory days are over. So, uh, thanks for the Mid-Life Crisis, asshole.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You talk SO MUCH man.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Just shup and get me admitted to a gig already.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Fine. The Spookeez are playing in the Raveyard in a few hours,
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest I'll help you get a battle in with them.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest They keep wiping the floor with everyone that tries to battle them.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest I'd love to see you get your ass handed to you by a few REAL Rock Stars.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to kick their ass too.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest ***Picks up the phone***
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Ay, he's heading over there now. Be on alert and have someone on standby in case stuff gets shakey...
  • ??? Wonderful.

Spookeez Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend The raveyard. This is gonna be easy game, don't ya think, GF?
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Yeah! Whoever we're going against I'm sure you'll destroy them, babe.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Hey you kids! We're here for the rap battle against the Spookeez, we heard they were playing here in a bit. You know where they are?
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid That would be us! Can't you recognise us you dickweed? We were just about to head on stage!
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump Yeah, dickweed!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend (Dumbfounded)
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You got some sharp tongues for kids your age.
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid Yeah, so what?
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump Yeah! So what?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump (Whispering) Skid, didn't he say something about a battle?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Well at least one of you kids listened!
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid ...
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid If you want the battle, then you came to the right place! We're gonna beat you so hard that you're gonna be 6 feet under!
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump Yeah! This'll be easy!
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump (Whispering) ...Skid, we still need to get on stage.
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump Oh yeah.
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid AHEM! We still need to give the audience a performance, they came here for a reason! To hear us play!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Then let's give the audience a show!

South Dialogue

  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid ...
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid Okay, that wasn't bad! But it was just beginner's luck! You can't keep up with our next songs!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend If ya say so.
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid Next song!

Post-South Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Was that also just "beginner's luck"?
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid Yeah! W-we just went medium on you!
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump (Whisper) My throat kinda hurts, Skid.
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid (Whisper) One more song.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Sure sure, so you actually gonna do "your best" this time around?
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid Yeah! No more going easy on you!
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump Yeah! We're gonna beat you this time around-
  • [*CRASH*]
  • [*The crowd runs out in a panic*]
  • NeoPumpSoloIcon Pump WHAT IS THAT?
  • NeoSkidSoloIcon Skid LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
  • NeoMonsterIcon Monster Oh, did I crash your little party...? That's too bad, as this'll be the last time you see anyone else...
  • NeoMonsterIcon Monster After all, I can't let you experience the burden I've carried for the past 7 years...

Illusion Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Who the hell are you!?!
  • NeoMonsterIcon Monster No need to chat... just come with me and everything will be okay... for everyone.
  • NeoMonsterIcon Monster If you're smart, you'll just come with us...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend FUCK YOU, I'll kick your ass, man!
  • NeoMonsterIcon Monster So unwise...

Post-Illusion Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Alright, we gotta get outta here, GF!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Take my hand!
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Right!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Here, into this alleyway!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Phew, we should be safe for n-
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico You aren't getting away that easily!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend fuck

Pico Dialogue

  • NeoPicoIcon Pico So you really thought escape would be that easy?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Uh... yeah kinda if I'm being honest.
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Yeah- that lemon guy was kinda slow.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico He might've been too slow to catch you... but I don't think you'll be able to outrun my bullets.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...

Philly Nice Dialogue

  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Are you fucking serious? After that terrible show you put on at the raveyard you're gonna start getting good NOW?!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend What the hell are you talking about?? That's one of the best performances I've ever done!
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Shut.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico THE FUCK.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico UP.

Blammed Dialogue

  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Tch. Why do you have to put up such a fight, ey?
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Why can't you just go with it... Just accept your fate and come with us. It's inevitable.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend What kind of shit are you guys on? How the hell do you expect to go with you guys!? I don't know any of you!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend And you literally threatened to SHOOT ME!
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico ...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico That aside...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Trust me I'll explain when we get to the base...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Now...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico COME.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico WITH.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico US.

Post-Blammed Dialogue

  • NeoPicoIcon Pico You're starting to piss me off here.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS, TO GO THROUGH LIVING IN THIS SHITTY CITY DAY-BY-DAY, AND WHEN I FINALLY GET MY CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL, YOU KEEP RESISTING IT!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Geez, calm down man-
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU-
  • IconNeoWhitty.pngIcon Whitty PICO!
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico -huh?
  • IconNeoWhitty.pngIcon Whitty What do you think you're doing man? The boss said we need him ALIVE...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico I...
  • IconNeoWhitty.pngIcon Whitty Come on, they need us all to meet each other.
  • IconNeoWhitty.pngIcon Whitty Let him go, we'll get him soon enough, I promise.
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Fine...
  • NeoPicoIcon Pico Fuck both of you.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Yeah yeah... Cmon GF, let's go
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Right...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Oh HEYYY you two!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Who... are you??
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Mom!?
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest I saw you performing the Spookeez Raveyard just a bit ago... You've got REAL balls, kid.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ?
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest I'm just about to do a quick music video shoot before I head to a party...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest and I really need a person to duet with... Would you like to be in the music video with me?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend HELL YEAH!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend LET'S GO!
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Oh boy...
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend This is gonna be a real wild night...

Satin Panties Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest What's the matter? Got a lil' stage fright?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend It's not that...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend It's just...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Y'know...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend WE ARE ON TOP OF A FUCKING PLANE!
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend I know! The view is amazing from up here!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Don't tell me you're afraid of a mere thirty four thousand seven hundred foot drop!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Anyways, roll the cameras!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest You know what to do, right glowsdick?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend You mean "glowstick", right?
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest :)
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...right!?

High Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I'm gettin' the hang of this!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Haven't fallen off yet?
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Doing better than my husband's career...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I'm sure that's not the only thing I can do better than your husband.
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend -huh?!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I'm actually there for GF, unlike him.
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend OH-
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest You're pushing your boundaries a little too far, boy... let's roll the next song.

M.I.L.F Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend It's actually really nice up here
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend It's almost like we're shooting stars in the night sky...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest That was fun but I think it's time to throw you off this pla-
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Nah nah nah. GF. Did you just-

Post-M.I.L.F Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Is that it? Is it over?
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest ...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest ...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest ...Hey I have an idea!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest I'm actually supposed to be going to a party with a few other big faces from all over neo city.
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest I can get you both in if you want; take it as a celebration for us finishing this music video
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Wow mom, really?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Yeah that'd be amazing!
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Alright then let's land this plane and head over there.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend "Let's" land this plane??
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Yeah who else would be flying it?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend ...
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend what the fuck, man.

Cocoa Dialogue

  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend Wow, this party is amazing!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend So many big faces, so much food, so much-
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Shouldn't we be meeting up with my parents, BF?
  • GFNeoIcon Girlfriend Mom said they needed us for something during the party as we were getting off the plane.
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I was hoping you were going to forget about that…
  • NeoMomIcon Mommy Mearest Hey Glowsdick!!!!
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend God damn it.
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest We were wonderin if you'd like to have another go at this whole rap battle thing
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest Two of us against one of you; whaddya say?
  • NeoBFIcon Boyfriend I say you're on, shit lips!
  • NeoDaddyDearestIcon Daddy Dearest STOP CALLING ME SHIT LIPS
  • NeoBFIcon