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Warnings: Spoilers, Flashing Lights, Mature Content, Unsettling, Saddening.
Notices: Large Page, Copyrighted, Stub, Golden Throne

Saddening Themes

How do you think I feel being used to cause chaos for uncontrollable reasons? - Cassandra

This article may contain content and/or themes that may depress the user.

Topic: Girlfriend's breakdown in the dialouge before M.I.L.F. can be saddening. Also, Nene's running gag/hobby is suicide (As she dies twice in the mod) and Week 5's last stage may hit some viewers right in the sad part. Due to Girlfriend "dying" and Boyfriend getting horrified and saddened.

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Major Spoilers Ahead!

You can't just go around casually mentioning Friday Night Funkin' HD you f- - HD Pico

This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: Spoilers to the story in HD's and potentially the offical full game's story as HD does feature some plot elements of FNF's orignal story. Also, Sonic Week is here too.

Flashing Lights

N-n-nooo thanks, I'm fine standing up here. - Ruby

This article/mod contains flashing lights that could be harmful to those with epilepsy or a condition of the sorts.

Reason: The screen flashes in Racing whenever Sonic and Boyfriend transform

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Large Page

This song is 20. MINUTES. LONG. - StickyBM

This article is very long, and could slow down your browser by opening or editing it. Please proceed with caution.

Reason: 101k bytes, making this the sixth largest page on the wiki, behind Vs. Dave and Bambi: Golden Apple Edition, Vs. Dave and Bambi, Vs. Sonic.Exe, Friday Night Fever, Friday Night Funkin' Pixels, Characters, and Music. and is the fifth longest page not for navigation, behind Vs. Dave and Bambi, Vs. Sonic.Exe, Friday Night Fever and Friday Night Funkin' Pixels.

Mature content ahead!

huh... "Friday Night Funkin' HD! harder" title... Lol y'know that's what dad sa- - Selever

This article may contain sensitive or mature content that may be unsuitable for some ages.

Reason: Suicide, both failed and successful murder, Girlfriend's outfit in week 5 reveals her breasts, the name of the week 4 update's folder (“Iluuuuvfatbitches”), Week 4 with Mommy Mearest, there are a lot of suggestive poses, expressions, and sexual innuendos, along with her breasts party exposed in week 5.(She literally gets horny in M.I.L.F.), Darnell says the n-word in Eggnog's dialogue, we can go on and on.

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Unsettling Themes

Leave now or face the consequences! - Tabi

This page contains imagery, themes, mod or character that either comes from something that may make the reader uncomfortable or appears unsettling, continue at your own risk!

Reason: Depictions of suicide. Also Pico's face during both Blammed's cutscene and Post-Blammed's cutscenes can be unsettling to some people. The Henchmen in the background also get killed in M.I.L.F. In Week 5, Girlfriend's bloody decapitated head is seen on a tree in Winter Horrorland and her headless body still on the speakers, which then falls to the ground. Lastly, Boyfriend Almost fucking dies in the aftermath of Sonic's week from falling on the ground.


Unfinished Page

...(How is someone this short older than me?) - Abigail

This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: We are missing Sonic assets here!

Upcoming Content

Can you believe it guys? Friday Night Funkin' HD, just a week away! Friday Night Funkin' HD is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Friday Night Funkin' HD, just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? Friday Night Funkin' HD, just in a week! It got here so fast. Friday Night Funkin' HD, just a- - kearamr

This mod has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a Funkin' Forward or Funkin' Expo direct (or something of that nature, The Funkin' Station etc.), a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information! This article likely has placeholder content. Please refrain from adding any false or unconfirmed information.

Upcoming: Week 6/7 along with any potential weeks. Also new remixes for every base game song.

Golden Throne

Heh, very good! You're pretty good at this already - Scratch Cat

This mod is on the golden throne! It's considered one of the best and most remembered mods in the FNF community!

Reason: This is a whole new experience for players who like the original game.

it's gonna be fu-u-un! let's get to singin', shall we?
― HD Monster, Monster

If you are looking for standalone "HD" mods, check HD (Disambiguation). Also, check for Friday Night Funkin' HD Expanded.

Friday Night Funkin' HD is a mod made mainly by KOLSAN aka KOLCHAN8, that adds new dialogue, new cutscenes, new animations, and new gimmicks. The artstyle follows Kolchan's style of art. It currently goes up to Week 5, with a Week 6 update currently being in development.


  • Almost everything in the mod has been redone in the style of the creator, as they are more realistic with some small features. Such as Girlfriend's dress showing a bit of her chest area, Skid and Pump's mask eyes glow, Mommy Mearest having yellow buckles on her garter belt straps and presumably abs, Pico missing 2 of his teeth, and Monster dripping blood from his mouth and having reindeer antlers instead of his Santa hat. Another thing is Girlfriend's Week 5 outfit, this one is the same as her original counterpart but this one involves a cut-out heart shape Boob window in her dress that exposes some cleavage, a necklace with a bell, and knee-high socks instead of thigh-highs.
  • There are now "HD" icons that feature winning icons. These can be toggled off in the options menu.
  • Boyfriend now sweats as the player's health goes under 50% along with his animations being slower depending on how low it is.
  • Every week now has opening cutscenes, with Tutorial, Week 3 and Week 4 getting special illustrations.
    • These cutscenes have options for where they appear these options include Story Mode, Everywhere Mode, and Diaper Mode which disables them entirely.
    • They can also be skipped by pressing "Space".
  • Boyfriend is visibly fatter if he misses a note. This is most notable in his up animation where he is seen with a double chin.
  • Dialogue is added for every week. This means that every week except the tutorial has an ending cutscene.
  • Boyfriend has a fully fledged personality unlike current FNF and it's mods, making him have a typical 90s kid like personality, he expresses more emotions than his canon self, he isn't stupid and he cares about Girlfriend a lot but dislikes her parents.
  • The stage of Week 1 slowly gathers an audience.
  • Daddy Dearest is visibly sweating during Dadbattle.
  • Boyfriend does the Spooky Dance during South.
  • Girlfriend and her speakers now disappear during the song Monster.
  • Pico is now accompanied by Darnell and Nene holding Girlfriend in her place except in Blammed, where Nene kills herself due to finding out that Pico and Boyfriend dated once (the reason for this is because Nene has an extreme case of homophobia and is literally afraid of gay people).
  • Pico's down animation in the original Friday Night Funkin had his gun aimed at the speakers but in the HD mod in his old design his gun is aimed Boyfriend in his down animation which could signify on how he is More intent on killing Boyfriend In this mod.
  • Blammed has a mechanic where Pico fires his gun, as signaled by a caution sign. Missing these notes will take away 50% of the player's health, often leading to instant death, especially if it is their first try. Caution notes appear in the down lane and therefore otherwise function identically to down notes.
  • "M.I.L.F" and "High" has a new mechanic where Boyfriend dodges streetlights on the road that are signaled by a Caution Sign where the player needs to press Space at the right time, Failing to do this will make the streetlight hit Boyfriend with a text that tells the player to press Space next time.
    • In M.I.L.F, Mommy Mearest shoots lasers at Boyfriend, trying to disintegrate him. These are signaled by yellow lightning bolt-shaped notes. Missing theses notes will cause an instant death, and the player will know exactly why they lost through a new death screen where Boyfriend turns to ashes and his blue balls and the Retry button are on the floor. Laser notes appear in the up lane and move slightly (but noticeably) faster than other notes, but otherwise function identically to standard up notes.
    • Also in M.I.L.F, Boyfriend does the groove that the henchmen would do.
  • While all of the bottomBop references for Week 5 remain the same, nearly all of the upperBop references were changed, the only sticklers being Pico, Hatsune Miku, and Monster. In place of others are some of the HD team (Rozebud, JADS, and Cval from left to right), but also prominent mod original characters like Whitty and Carol, as well as other miscellaneous Newgrounds reps, such as Nene from Pico's School and Dad n' Me.
  • Winter Horrorland now creates a much darker tone than the OG, with Girlfriend and everyone else presumably dead except one person, and Boyfriend is brutally saddened and terrified at this, even though the music's instrumentals and even the lyrics still sound unfittingly lighthearted caroling.
  • In "Winter Horrorland", Girlfriend is now decapitated, with her head gruesomely on display instead of it being a silhouette.
    • Also in Winter Horrorland, Boyfriend now has a terrified and saddened expression on his face.
  • Winter Horrorland is now much harder thanks to a gas mechanic which gradually depletes health. Normally, low note density can reduce the difficulty of a song, but with so few notes to extract health from here, missing notes can lead to a much harder challenge. The player is even pushed to a critical icon before their first note even comes onscreen! Recovery is therefore practically impossible without near perfection.
  • Monster now wears reindeer antlers instead of a Santa hat.
  • There is a brand new Date Week, not to be confused with the mod of the same name.
  • Week 6 will be themed around an anime OVA rather than a dating simulator.
  • Japanese VAs on Twitter will also be involved in this week for the voices of BF, GF, Senpai, Spirit and (possibly) the background girls.
  • While possibly a joke, it was "confirmed" in a KOLSAN Twitch stream that HD Senpai is racist.
    • Confirmed in an FNF HD lore tweet by Kolchan8, and one of them being Senpai's design, he does say the N word, which confirms that he will be racist.
    • In another KOLSAN Twitch stream, he has confirmed that HD Boyfriend and HD Senpai will definitely have a feud and clash due to their personalities in the HD universe.
  • Sonic the Hedgehog is featured in his own week.
    • A song featuring Omochao in the Chaos Garden is also available in Freeplay.
  • Boyfriend and Sonic can be seen running parallel to one another in the songs "Boom" and "Racing".
  • Boyfriend can be seen stopping himself while losing rings if the player misses a note during the last 2 songs of the Sonic Week, much like Sonic does in his own games.
  • Each week will include remixes of every song from the original game, coming in a future update. They'll be composed by Jellyfish, who made the remixes for Neo.


The mod received quite the amount of positive reviews by fans and players alike for its outstanding visuals, creative designs, and usage of dialogue and cutscenes. Many have praised those who have worked on it for its creativity, dynamics and overall appeal. It was so well-received that ninjamuffin99, one of the main devs behind the original Friday Night Funkin', tipped his hat off for KOLSAN and the other HD mod developers. Many people saw this as a potential move up the ranks and some have even predicted that he could be hired to work on the full version of FNF because of this mod.

Others claimed that it was going too far with what it was trying to accomplish, innuendos and such, all while purposely making the players feel uncomfortable and stressed. KOLSAN has denied trying to deliver any bad messages with the mod on multiple occasions.


You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat!
― HD Boyfriend, Blammed


  • His hair at the back was designed to mimic Sonic's. It was a last minute decision by the creators. This also may be one of the reasons why the Sonic week was made.
  • Boyfriend's mental state after dealing with Monster made his anxiety and paranoia shoot up, finding solace in music-making.
  • During Date Week, Boyfriend takes Girlfriend out on a date to the beach underneath a night sky and a gazebo in order to take their minds off the events of Week 4.
  • He likes money.
  • Immediately after the events of Week 5, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sex at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make him feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying anything, but being with GF was good enough for him at the moment.
  • On Twitter, it has been teased that HD Boyfriend and Soft Boyfriend would possibly have a chaotic friendship.
  • He is a huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog.
  • He is friends with D-Sides Boyfriend and Hellbeats Boyfriend.
  • He sights Sonic the Hedgehog as his childhood hero and has a hyper-fixation on the series.
  • He owns a GameCube system and a copy of Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut.
    • He brought it with him to Girlfriend's house upon the Sonic Week.
  • For whatever reasons, he had used a condom referred to as a "cock ring".
  • BF's favorite Sonic game is Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. There is no reason as to why.
  • Since the Sonic Week took place in his dreams, Boyfriend is shorter than Sonic. From a lore stand-point, this is because BF looks up to Sonic (both literally and metaphorically). In reality, their heights would somewhat be reversed.
  • Boyfriend is sleeping with Girlfriend after the events of the Sonic Week because her parents finally "accepted" him, meaning they're willing to keep him around so they can torture him, hence why this week leads up to Week 6.


BF? I'm not sure you wanna do this here!
― HD Girlfriend, Week 5 Trailer


  • Her hair is designed to indicate horns.
  • Girlfriend is a succubus, like her mother. She is experienced in the act, but she stopped when she got to BF cause she really likes him.
  • Her chubbiness is due to stressing over the pressure of one day having to take her mom's place as the most powerful succubus, despite her not wanting to.
  • She works as a model/celebrity for plus-sized women clothes among other ventures.
  • She also works as a babysitter for free unless Boyfriend comes along.
  • Immediately after the events of Week 5, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sex at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make Boyfriend feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying anything, but being with GF was good enough for him at the moment.
  • Girlfriend isn't really into video games as much as Boyfriend, but she does enjoy watching him play them and have fun regardless.
    • Before the events of the Sonic Week, she fell asleep watching him play SADX.
  • The reason as to why Girlfriend and Boyfriend are sleeping together after the Sonic is because GF's parents have finally "accepted him", meaning they're willing to keep him around so they can torture him, This is why this week leads up to Week 6.
  • HD Girlfriend would be a closeted Cookie Run fan.[1]
  • Girlfriend uses she/they pronouns[2].


HD Daddy Dearest

If you wanna get with my daughter, you gotta beat my ass first.
― HD Daddy Dearest, Bopeebo


  • He was once one of Mommy Mearest's victims. He used to be an imp, but worked his way up to become Mommy's sort of king. However, he isn't the first Daddy Dearest and won't be the last.
  • He is willing to let Boyfriend sleep at his house under the ruse that he's accepted him, when really he wants to torture him.


HD Skid & Pump

We were informed you were our precious candy, Senora GF!
― HD Skid, Spookeez


  • Pump's eyes are glowing due to the events of "The Stars". Skid's are glowing for reasons unknown.
  • Skid and Pump use Spanish words in their dialogue. This is most likely a reference to their creator, Sr. Pelo, who is Mexican, as Spanish is the main language used in Mexico and other countries in Latin America.


HD Monster

Watch out for gas.
― HD Monster, Winter Horrorland


  • He was once a human that made a pact with a demon for more power, but the fusion went terribly awry, causing him to become a husk of fat and bones with no muscle.
  • In FNF canon, Monster has the ability to alter someone's perception. In this mod, he has the additional ability to emit pungent poison gas.
  • During Cocoa and Eggnog, Monster appears in the crowd wearing a trenchcoat, which may be a reference to Spooky month where a 'candy dealer' who was theorized to actually be Monster in disguise wore a similar outfit.


HD Pico

But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks!
― HD Pico, Philly Nice


  • He hates Monster yellow.
  • Like in the original base game and in most mods, Pico's sexuality is still unknown.
  • His hair is now similar to his original haircut in the original Pico's School series. However, his icon keeps the original FNF haircut.
  • He killed 81 people in Stress


HD Mommy Mearest

BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!
― HD Mommy Mearest, Cocoa


  • She is a succubus and is trying to raise Girlfriend to follow in her tracks. Week 4 is just her doing her job, while also testing Boyfriend.
  • It was confirmed that after the events of Week 4, she grew bored of BF due to him wanting to be with GF instead of succumbing to her and becoming the new Daddy Dearest. (This is subject to change.)


HD Sonic

Wanna learn more about Sonic the Hedgehog?

Come on now, race!
― HD Sonic, Racing


Sonic appears as a blue hedgehog with peach skin, green eyes, a black nose, white gloves, and red and white shoes with gold buckles. Due to his confident nature, he is seen smirking a lot of the time.

In Racing he is running with his hand behind his back and is spinning in a circular motion while he is looking at Boyfriend.

In his super form he has gold fur, red eyes, a more reddish peach skin tone, a gold aura around him, and he is leveltating off the ground.


  • Sonic has an additional freeplay song, where you play as him facing Omochao.
  • Sonic's spritesheet while he is running inside Boom, and Racing has two different spritesheets. Those two spritesheets are separated between his head and his body.

This also goes for Boyfriend while he is running.

  • Inside all of Sonic's songs, there are multiple references to multiple of Sonic's songs in previous games.
  • Sonic's eyelids are the color of his skin rather than his fur, unlike how he currently looks in the recent Sonic games.



Wanna learn more about Omochao?


Omochao is a small robot modeled after a Neutral Chao. As such, he has a round waterdrop-like head with large eyes but no nose and a round torso smaller than his head. Both his head and torso are light blue with a stripe of darker blue running down the middle. He also has smooth yellow feet with orange soles and tips but no legs, and gray cable-like arms with round yellow balls at the end for hands. Neither his arms or feet have digits. He also has small rivet studs around his framework and orange and yellow ripple-like eyes. Lastly, he has a small two-bladed propeller on top of his head and a wind-up key on his back, giving him the appearance of a wind-up toy. (He’s very funny btw)


  • Omochao has earned a reputation in the Sonic community for being annoying, due to him constantly butting in with repetitive dialogue.

HD Senpai

Senpai has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content

As you may have read above, his week wil be in anime style instead of videogame.

Also, HD Senpai is canonically racist because it is funny.[3][4]

HD Spirit

Spirit has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content

It is known that HD Spirit can fight.[5]

HD Tankman

Tankman has not been released yet, when he does, this page will be filled with his content


Note: Only Breaking Point and the songs from the Sonic Week will be included here. Every other music in this mod is exactly the same as in the base game.

Breaking Point (FNF HD Remix)
As the name implies, this is a cover of the Marble Pawns song "Breaking Point",
with Boyfriend's vocals used in place of the usual vocals.
The cover was worked on by Marble Pawns themselves.[6]

BPM: 167
Scroll Speed: 3
BPM: 187
Scroll Speed: 3.2
BPM: 165
Scroll Speed: 3.5

Happy Time
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 2.5
This song is available in Freeplay.

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Date Week
BPM: 130

Pico Shoot (used in Blammed)
Mommy Mearest B.E.A.M. Shoot (used in M.I.L.F)


Tutorial Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: What are you so afraid of?.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I just wanna... y'know--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Not mess up in front of you! It'll be so lame.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I don't think you'll mess up. And if you do...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Then who cares?! You gotta fail before you succeed!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Come on, I'll show you.

Bopeebo Dialogue

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: GF, it's time to come home, your 2nd dinner's gonna get cold--

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Who is this?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Well, he's--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: The name's .XML...BF, .XML!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: And to an extent, your daughter.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: BF WHAT??

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: I'll tell ya right now, boy;

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: If you wanna get with my daughter, you gotta beat my ass first.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Wait dad--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Thassa BET!! I'll suplex ya, old man! You ain't ready for this problem!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: And after I f**k you up, i'm gonna f**k up your daughter's--

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: ...In a singin' battle!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...Oh.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Well in that case, I'm one of the hottest rappers out right now.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'll help you get with the times, then I'm gonna smooch this dime, hehe...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ain't that right, baby?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Why won't you guys just calm doooown?!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You've got some nerve tryin' to swoon my little girl while I'm right here.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Put yer mic where yer yapper is, boh!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Aight! Don't go to hard, you might get an aneurysm.

Fresh Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You know what?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: That was a lot less scary than I imagined it would be.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Pfft, it was just baby-time music.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: I thought someone as puny as him would only be able to handle that.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Now comes the real test. Yer gonna show me just how badly you want my baby girl.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Oh no, dad please don't do something rash--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Don't worry doll, this is all for practice. Hit me with anything geezer!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Alright.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You said you were a rapper, right?

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Well I actually hung with and killed both Biggie and Tupac.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Lemme show you what they taught me before I made their lives forfeit.

Dadbattle Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...Huh.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: That also wasn't as intense as I thought it'd be!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Mother F**KER. You persistent little sh*t.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ???

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Whatcha gonna do now, pops? The crowd's getting bigger.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: They want a show. I say we give em one...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: However, you ARE lookin' mighty tired.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Same could be said for you, boh. But I'm 'bouta make mincemeat outta you.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Let's give the crowd somethin' to scream about.

Post-Dadbattle Dialogue

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: How...

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: How are you so damn good?!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'd do anything for your girl man. Don't you understand?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I really want her, I've proven myself worthy.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I deserve this...I deserve, HER!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: BF...

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You don't deserve shit...she's been with other men, y'know.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: BETTER men at that, better than you'll EVER be.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Even if they are better than me...well, I don't care! No flaws make you a lame!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Your daughter knows what she's doing. She picked my bum-ass for a reason.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Now stay out her business, and attend to the tightness of them jeans.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: ...

Spookeez Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...erm--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Babe, I know that haunted houses are intended to be eery 'n' shit...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: But nah, this place is whack! I hate it here!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: What are you so afraid of?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'm here by your side, no one's gonna hurt you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: But I've BEEN hurt! I got jumpscared so much my scrote's losing control of itself...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'm sure there's a bathroom around here so you can fix yourself up.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Do you 2 dolls have any idea where a bathroom may be?

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid & PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: Up stairs, first door on the right!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Ah okay, thank you!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: We were informed that you were our precious candy, senora GF!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: So we'll be taking you now, as a treat!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Not so fast! You guys ain't earn her like I did, she's all mine!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Baby...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: UNLESS you guys can beat me in a sing-off! Then you can have her.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Bitch...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Issa good deal ain't it?

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid & PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: It sounds so fun! Let's go for it, fren!!

South Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Raw as fuck! I totally aced that!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It was hard as shit, but I aced it!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I...almost died many times during it, but I'm still kickin'!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: How you feelin' towards these little duders hon?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: They're cute and all, but I really think it's too scary here. We should leave.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What, can't handle a little dark atmosphere?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: No, I can handle that and these two freaks of nature...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: If anything, it's the thunder for me.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: "..I get it.

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: Aw come on! Don't leave so soon, fren!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: Espooky month barely even started!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Spooky Month?

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: You don't know 'bout espooky month!?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: No, please enlighten us!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: Well it''s when you enjoy, ya know, spooky things!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: Eating spooky candies, discovering spooky monsters...

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: And doing the spooky dance!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Is that what you guys were doing while you were singing?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I kinda wanna try it out too, honestly!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: We can teach you gringo! Please queue the next song, senora GF!

Monster Dialogue

MonsterIcon.png Monster: . . .

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Wait huh...?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Where's the little monster kids?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: GF???

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Why's it so dark now...and what's this presence I feel?

MonsterIcon.png Monster: you ask too many questions, big fella! just chill and hang out with a new pal okay?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: W-who the hell are you?! Tell me what you did to them!

MonsterIcon.png Monster: i just wanted some alone time with you, is that so wrong?

MonsterIcon.png Monster: i'm dying to have a little singing battle with you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: For what reason...what will you gain from this if I lose?

MonsterIcon.png Monster: . . .

MonsterIcon.png Monster: don't know, but it's gonna be fu-u-un! let's get to singin', shall we?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

Post-Monster Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Are you okay?!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What...what even??

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: Are you okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: No...I what?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You guys didn't see that thing?!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: What are you on about?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I must be going mad...either way, we done here! No more.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It was fun, I guess, but my bowels are gettin' irritable.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: By the way, what were you two's names?

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid: I'm Skid!

PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: I'm Pump!

SkidSoloIcon.png Skid & PumpSoloIcon.png Pump: And we're the Spooky Kids!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Awe, I changed my mind, they're so cute!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Hope we have kids as ambitious as them one day.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: The more I gotta do shit like this, the less fertile I become.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: But it's cool! We do it for the culture! And the sex.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Let's get going lady!

Pico Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You're awfully corny!! I like it.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Also, your hand's really low.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Oh shit, my bad--

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Move it lower.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ohh it's like that huh?! Well come here babe--

(A gun click is heard)

PicoIcon.png Pico: I knew i'd find you here you lil shit.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Pico? Of all people...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Huh!? Who are you 3?! What's going on, how does BF know you?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What did I do now man?!

PicoIcon.png Pico: Nothin' to me, but pops coughed up the dough, and you know me, heheh.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Bringing your goons along with you huh?

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December.


PicoIcon.png Pico: I bring my boys with me wherever I go, no matter the difficulty of the task!

Nene Neutral.png Nene: Boy and girl!

PicoIcon.png Pico: Fuck up.

Nene Neutral.png Nene: Okay! ^_^

PicoIcon.png Pico: Anyway, as the realest muhfucka on the rooftop was sayin'...

PicoIcon.png Pico: Jobs like this have been scarce, so lemme play with my food a little.

PicoIcon.png Pico: Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all live...

PicoIcon.png Pico: And if it's gettin' merc'd.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

Philly Nice Dialogue

PicoIcon.png Pico: Okay cool, I don't hate you.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Wait wait wait, hold on...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You mentioned "pops" a minute ago...who is that?

PicoIcon.png Pico: I was talm bout YOUR pops, shorty.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: wuh HUH!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: you guys are related?

PicoIcon.png Pico: Come on man...

PicoIcon.png Pico: Lemme spell it out for you, DUMBASS.

PicoIcon.png Pico: You are blood money to me. Your girl's dad hired me to take you out--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Wait to like dinner or--

PicoIcon.png Pico: LET ME FINISH!! DAMN.

PicoIcon.png Pico: He hired me to kill you. Said you embarrassed him but he won't tell me what for.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: All I did was out-rap him like the sexy beast I am...

PicoIcon.png Pico: That's petty as heck in hindsight. But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks!

PicoIcon.png Pico: Aight, next song.

Blammed Dialogue

PicoIcon.png Pico: Okay!! The beats was hot, but now I'm losing.

PicoIcon.png Pico: Sooo, now YOU'RE gonna be losing...

PicoIcon.png Pico: your life...

PicoIcon.png Pico: uhahaaaa!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend and GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

PicoIcon.png Pico: Fuck both of you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat! You a bitch!

PicoIcon.png Pico: Don't care, changed my mind, suck me.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: This is so annoying! Why are white people like this!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Tch, he hasn't changed a bit since we stopped dating.

(The background music stops)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Since you what?

PicoIcon.png Pico: What the--

PicoIcon.png Pico: You can't just go around casually mentioning that you f-

Nene Neutral.png Nene: w-what...??

Nene Neutral.png Nene: GAYS?!

Nene Neutral.png Nene: what the FUCK?!

Nene Neutral.png Nene: I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: WAIT, NENE DON'T JUMP--


PicoIcon.png Pico: ...

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: Aaand that's 10.

PicoIcon.png Pico: You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic...You knew that.

PicoIcon.png Pico: So then why would you do this?

PicoIcon.png Pico: XML. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.


PicoIcon.png Pico: Funny how that works: never shot no one and yet someone's dead...but it isn't my target.

PicoIcon.png Pico: I think we should fix that.

Post-Blammed Dialogue



(*click* *click*)

PicoIcon.png Pico: You gotta be pullin' my nuts here.

PicoIcon.png Pico: Whatever, let's throw hands--

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Not so fast!

PicoIcon.png Pico: ...!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You belong to the Dearest family now.

(Pico fades away)

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: ...

(Darnell shimmies away)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ???

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Uhm...erhm...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Yeah so turns out I'm not adopted haha!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Just promise you won't tell anyone okay?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...Bet.

Satin Panties Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Hey BF, they're playin my momma's song on the radio! You vibin' with it?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Yee yee, I'm rockin' with it!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Y'know, GF? I don't think I've ever been with someone who makes me as happy as you do.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's so nice having someone as clingy as me by my side.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I wouldn't say I'm clingy, I'm just here to see you kick ass and not die!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: What's with the face? It's the truth.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Right.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Speaking of relationships...what did you do to Pico a few weeks ago?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Oh him? Well, you know the shadow realm from Yu-Gi-Oh?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: It's essentially like that. He isn't suffering or anything, but he belongs to us...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Me specifically.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Aight, that's real sus.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Why are you having another man around all the time huh?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Are you dense? Why are you jumping to conclusions all defensively?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I might have him around all the time, but he isn't even able to interact with me unless I say so.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: None of this seems right to me.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: The last couple of things you just said make me doubt your feelings for me

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Come on now! Even if we've been dating for less than 3 months doesn't mean shit--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You're saying that I don't mean shit!?



GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Wait, did you hear that?

???: Don't waste yer time believin' her.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What the--?! Who's there?!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Also, you're grounded, 'member? Your father and I own that ginger now. YOU can't use him.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Momma??

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: It's me honey! I'm crashin' this party.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: T-THAT'S YOUR MOM????

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: YEAH?? DON'T GET ANY IDEAS--

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: SILENCE, GEAREST.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Bojangles, Bubbles, Alvin, Michael!

Henchmen: Ma'am, yes ma'am!!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Make sure she doesn't get away or compromise this situation.

Henchmen: Aye!!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Sorry to crash y'alls date, but yer initiation ain't over boy!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You said you were staying out of this, mother.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: I was. Then Gnomeo over here decided to embarrass my shnuckums in front of his fans..

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You wouldn't believe how much he sobbed in my arms the night it happened.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Tell me your name, boy.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: BF... My name's BF. like, Boyfriend.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: KEKEKEKEKE! That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: After this, though, the only thing you'll be callin' me is Mommy.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: PFFT, you're funny. I like you, lady!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (Thinking: The hell is she doing? Is she...she's trying to seduce BF, isn't she?!)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (...Ugh! Whatever, I know BF's heart is in the right place! He's not going to fall for it.)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (Then again...I made him really upset with me.)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (It might make it easy for him to succumb to her charms...)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (Whatever! I always put my trust in you, BF, and I'll keep doing it. Prove me wrong!)

High Dialogue

Ethan: Good evening, beautiful people.

Ethan: This is KOL News Network with an update on the high-speed chase unfolding along Route 76.

Ethan:Two of the persons atop the involved matte-black limos have been identified as ex-popstar Mommy Mearest...

Ethan: That's a fuckin' stupid name...

Ethan: Ahem- and her daughter. with a number of other persons assumed to be affiliates and entourage.

Ethan: Whatever the case, the road there is known to be littered with low-hanging street lights, so caution is advised.

Ethan: Seriously, who the fuck put those there!? There's, like, a twelve mile stretch with no light behind them.

Ethan: More on this high-speed action soon...

Ethan: Was I supposed to say that? No? I don't give a shit, dude.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Not bad, boy... not bad at all.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: This shit...this shit is too much!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I see where those abs come from now...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: What're you starin' so hard for, boy? You want me??

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Tch!! As if.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You're weird as hell mom! Why is it so hard for you and dad to be normal?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Crashing my dates,

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: trapping people into televisions,

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: causing someone to smoke the sheer dread out of having to deal with you guys??

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: It's so annoying!

Bojangles: Ms. GF, please calm down suga'!

Bubbles: Your parents know what's best for ya...just chill on it.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: And bring your imps along!? You're the worst.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Your boyfriend don't seem to think so. Look at how he's pantin from just bein' in my presence!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Tell me, BF, what is it that you like the most about me?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Is scent? My beautiful, long curly hair...?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Or perhaps...somethin' else has your eye?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Can we go to the next song please?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Why are you dodging the question?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (I'm losing him, It's so quick but, I'm already losing him.)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (It can't end like this. BF's gotta remember what he's doing this for...)

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Remember, BF. There's a huge difference between a woman, and a little girl.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Perhaps this next one can show you what the former can do.

M.I.L.F Dialogue

Ethan: Is it really that important? Nobody gives a shit about this kid! I'm eight days into a 2-week notice, I'm tired of this shit.

Ethan: An anonymous tip sent into the newsroom just moments ago has identified the short, blue-haired youth accompanying the Dearest family members and associates atop the speeding limos as Boyfriend.XML

Ethan: the up-and-coming rapper who made headlines after defeating Mearest's husband, ex-rockstar Daddy Dearest, in a series of performance arts showdowns.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: OKAY! That's enough Mrs. Mearest! I've had enough.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: What's the matter boo?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Are you losin' focus from seeing me move so gracefully?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Bet you got so many nasty thoughts in yer head goin' on...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You want me so bad...don't you??

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (That's it..,I think he's gone.)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (There's no way he doesn't want her after that, it always works on horny men.)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (B-but he can't just go on and lust for her! She just wants to snag his soul!!)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (If you were to leave me, I at least want to find the ability to find solace in your assured safety...)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: (Damn it. He's going to leave me now, and it's all cuz of that stupid argument. It's all my fault.)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ugh, just shut the FUCK UP!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...wuh??

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: EXCUSE ME!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm sick of hearing you speak! You're fuckin' weird!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: The way you talk to me makes me feel so infantilized.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: And you considered the fact you're speakin' outta turn about your own daughter?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: All just to impress ME, a random!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It makes me so furious, how could ever say some foul shit like that about her...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I love your daughter, I ONLY love your daughter.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I won't lie, I do find you attractive. You're very pretty, your voice is nice, and you smell good...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: But I wouldn't even be fawnin' over you if I wasn't so mad at GF!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I-I just got really hurt when you told me you weren't clingy...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...and you only stuck around so much to keep me from dying.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: And the Pico thing, I just feel really insecure about him always bein' able to be with you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It should be me!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I only told you that to try and reassure you that I wouldn't let anything hurt you...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: And that I'm your #1 cheer-leader...I'm sorry that it came off the way it did.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I have so much faith in you because you're're just so cool, okay?!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: It's one thing to be a powerful demon with a stupid amount of confidence,

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: but it's another to be a mere mortal with the feeling of invincibility!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: That's you, BF!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: No matter what's been thrown at you, you've pulled through with confidence.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Whether it's having to face my demon parents, literal monster kids, and being shot at...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You've shown nothing but resilience.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I wish I was mortal so I could know how it feels to have your life on the line everyday you wake up.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I love you, BF, I feel like if we were to separate we'd actually die. I NEED you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You feel it too then...this feeling, like our souls are inseparable in a sense?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's real fitting for how corny we are.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm real sorry too, GF. You got no idea how greatful I am for you.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm glad we can get this shit out the way.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Oh...oh this feeling...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: HUH--

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Oh dear, Daddy ain't made me feel like this in sooo long...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Momma??

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: But YOU, BF... you're a whole different breed.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: A man who knows how to put a bitch like me in her place...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: AND shows love to her own girl after some tramp dissed her...


MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: I'll tell you this, BF...If you lose this, your soul is mine for all eternity.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You'll never see GF ever again, I'll use you for whatever the hell I want.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: I might even make you into an imp

Michael: Wait, we were somethin' before bein' demon?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You can't refuse this offer, either, or I'll just eviscerate you right here and now!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Shitt, GF...this might not end too well.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Now that's not like you, to just give in so quickly.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Kick my mom's ass for me, 'kay?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Hmph!! Okay! for you baby.

Alvin: Boys, this might be our last jam togetha under Mrs. Mearest.

Alvin: Go into this next song with the reminder that you were all brothas to me. I love y'all equally!

Alvin: Let's just hope she won't use the Beautiful Evisceratin' Agony Machine...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: By the way, baby, I don't want this to be too borin'...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: However, I wanna be the one who takes you to your grave...I can't let wreckless drivin' do it!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: So dance, dance for me baby!! Maintain your balance, just like my imps...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: CUZ THIS SHIT'S FINNA GET N U T T Y!!

Post-M.I.L.F Dialogue

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: BF ...that was amazing...I'm so...exhilirated.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You sapped me of all my juices. From my mic, that is, hehe...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: I know you won, but...can you please, just come be a part of my collection?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I don't want you!! DAMN!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm with your daughter because i love HER.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I love the way SHE smells, how HER voice sounds, how HER hair flows in the wind...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: What are you saying?!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'm SAYING I LOVE FAT BITCHES!! Mainly the one I'm with, but others are cool too!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ALSO, you just let those imps die. They had lifes, too!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Tch, those imps couldn't take the heat, so they got kicked outta the kitchen.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: By that i mean their limbs are strewn along the road.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Agh, you two are perfect for each other!! Whatever, you can have 'em girl.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Momma!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Even though you've permanently damaged my view of you and made my ego plummet, I love you for this!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You serious, ma?!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Yeah, you're kinda boring actually. Welcome to the Dearest family, hon.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Let's say in a month or so, you come by for a...haunted house tour?

Cocoa Dialogue

News Man 2: Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers!

News Man 2: We hope your having a jolly evening here in the-

Ethan: Yeah, yeah. Welcome to The Mall, thank you for bring' your fuckin' kids.

Ethan: Can't wait to clean up after 'em

News Man 2: Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.

Ethan: Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that shit.

News Man 2: I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody.

News Man 2: Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!

Ethan: Maaan, FUCK other people. I love being a hateful motherfucker!

Ethan: *sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad.

Ethan: Only thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-

Ethan: You have got to be shitting me.

  • [Ethan gets pissed off after seeing Boyfriend in one of the cameras.]

Ethan: BRO.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What am I gettin' for you first, boo?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: YOU aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you this time around.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'm thinking of getting you a new coat... This one's a bit yikes!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: HUH?! WHAT'D'I-DO?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil homie added to the drip!


GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You're like a toddler!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'M DOWN THOUGH LET'S GO!!


  • [Girlfriend and Boyfriend are shocked to see Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest on Santa's chair.]

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I don't really know what I expected.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Goddamn, on the holidays, man?!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Y'all can't leave us alone for the fuckin' HOLIDAYS??

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You know we can't do that, boh.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Your initiation MIGHT be over...

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa..

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is?

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Other than that, YEAH! Let's have a damn good Christmas then!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: This is not how we bond on Christmas.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Let alone ANY time of the year.

Eggnog Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Awww look at us, ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: All aborbs and shit!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Now let me talk to Santa!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You're not tryna spend some more time with us?

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: At the expense of others!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Just look at what you're doing to poor Santa.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You either want him dead or want him working for you, huh?!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: You're too young to understand, hon'.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: He's got a power that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.


DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: That's the problem, Boyfriend.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: ALL you do is rap and sing. Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: You don't even know the weight of your powers.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...I don't know if it's that deep.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: But hey, that's fine suga.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Keep that blissful ignorance.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: I adore it.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Wait wait, until it's too late for what?

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back to our family bonding, eh Girlfriend?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: eugh...

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'?

PicoIcon.png Pico: I'm not a pet, dumbass. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall.

PicoIcon.png Pico: Now let's go peep this function, Nene!

Nene Neutral.png Nene: Fuck an escalator! I could just fall faster.


PicoIcon.png Pico: *Horrified look*

FlipSideDarnellIcon.png Darnell: 11. Shit can neva go right with you white ni**** around.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Alright, pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!

Post-Eggnog Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: HUH?? The lights went out?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ayo GF, I think your lights used up some of the mall's electricity, haha...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: GF...?

Winter Horrorland Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

MonsterIcon.png Monster: you enjoying the decorations, bud?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

MonsterIcon.png Monster: come on, talk to me guy!

MonsterIcon.png Monster: you don't know how hard it was to kill that girl. she put up quite a fight.

MonsterIcon.png Monster: too bad she wasn't able to stick around!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Why man?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What did I ever do to you?

MonsterIcon.png Monster: nothin' to me.

MonsterIcon.png Monster: you were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: you...

MonsterIcon.png Monster: no tears.

MonsterIcon.png Monster: head up, face me. time to carol.

MonsterIcon.png Monster: more thing...

MonsterIcon.png Monster: watch out for gas.

  • [Boyfriend wipes away his tears, still flabbergasted by the scene.]

Post-Winter Horrorland Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Baby!?


DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: I-I didn't want this to happen but uh...

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: It makes our job a lot easier!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: hhh...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: !!

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: fuck

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Oh my god, thank goodness.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: It happened again... I'm sorry, are you okay-

(Boyfriend hugs Girlfriend)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: ...!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long babe.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I saw him again... that monster!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: He, he cut your head off and it was on-top the Christmas tree!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I was so scared you were gone. I missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Baby... nothing can kill me. Not even you.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Whoever this monster is, if I ever catch 'em, I'm gonna fuckin' off 'em.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: okay!

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: How boring! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.

DadIcon.png Daddy Dearest: No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna KILL us.

MomIcon.png Mommy Mearest: Last I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, Malewife!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Can't you believe that's gonna be us someday?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Some day? That was us a few months ago!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Let's get outta here, I'm tryna give you a white Christmas tonight!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: SHEESH, OK!

Breaking Point Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: It's from the mixtape money im guessing? Why are you spending so much on me, hon'?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I gotta show some love for my girl!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name up like hella!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot shit!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: WHICH I am, but y'know...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I'm proud of you, but you need to save your money!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: I don't need material things like this.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I needa spoil you every now and then. It's the least I can do as a mortal.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em often, hehe...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You're really confident in getting on my parents good side, huh?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Well you needa' get them vocal chords in shape! My parents be goin' ham--

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Hol' up, you talkin' like me now?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Oop, hehe...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Either way, get those skills up boy! Serenade me.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Hm... What should I sing?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenary...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I got one!! You gon' remember this babe!

Post-Breaking Point Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You don't have any special powers or anything BF...

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: GF, promise me you'll always be here for me.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: No matter how crazy shit starts getting, that you'll be by my side.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: You know I'm not goin' anywhere. You're my favorite, I value you too much.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...favorite what?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Don't worry about it hon.

Green Hill Dialogue

???: Hey…'ay man!

???: You conscious dude?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: !!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: What the hell? How'd I get outside? What's goin' on?

???: You're in MY court now, lil dude!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: HUH!?

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Sorry about that!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: You were in the way of my daily lap around Green Hill.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I tried stopping before I ran into you, but I guess my momentum still carried for a bit.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: You good though? You looked pretty out of it.


BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You can't just come around and start acting like this is a common occurrence…


SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Yep, I'm no one special, just a dude who loves to chill and do good.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: NO ONE SPECIAL??

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You’ve saved the world on a multitude of occasions, you run faster than the speed of sound.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: And don't even get me started on you grabbin' the Chaos Emeralds. SUPER SAIYAN SHIT BRUH!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Not to mention you do all this NAKED! IT'S SO COOL!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Well, when you put it like that...I guess I AM someone special, heh.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I've always wanted to be like you, ever since I was younger. My whole fit's based on your image in some ways!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Never thought I'd meet someone as dedicated as you...a bit strange in all honesty.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Say, what's your favorite past time?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Honestly? Rapping.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's all I've been doing for the past few months. Just bein' on the grind y'know?

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Aw yeah! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I also do a little bit of free styling when I'm bored.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Yee yee, I've seen you emcee in some commercials before! I wanna see if it was all a bluff.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Commercials? That probably wasn't me, I hate public speaking and all that stuff.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: If you're tryna rap though, then let's chill and jam out! I've got nothing but time.

Boom Dialogue

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: AHYUGH, AHCK...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: FUCK man, I knew you were fast when it came to running, but you spit fast as hell too!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I barely even had a chance to catch my breath throughout that!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I had that one memorized, I'm always thinking about it when I run through here.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Plus, I DID carry you throughout that.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I aspire to be at that level of creativity with my music.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Well, when you're chasin' baddies all the time, you gotta give yourself something to lose yourself to.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: It helps getting to the goal a lot easier.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's funny. We rap for two entirely different goals.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: You rap to escape, I rap to entertain and get laid!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Get...laid? Why would you need to rap in order to sleep?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: Wow...he's dense.)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: He just like me for real!)

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Hey lil dude, I never even got your name...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's BF, like Boyfriend!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I'll just call ya B! Simple, and to the point.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Alright, B, let's see if you can keep up with me now!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: --!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: BRO WHAT THE HELL!?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: WAIT FOR ME, DAMMIT!

Racing Dialogue






BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Ever since I was a kid, I looked up to how courageous and strong you are.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: No matter how dire the stakes are, you always go in with no worries! You're everything I'm not.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MUSIC! I want to be strong for my girl...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: But everytime she's in a bad situation, I'm helpless. All I can do is rap and sing and hope to win.


SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I understand that. But you have to know that my line of work is FAR more complex than just dealing with drama.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Your best way of becoming strong is going past your limits, pushing boundaries you didn't even know existed!


Post-Racing Dialogue

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I'm really impressed. You were able to keep up the whole time without much fail--

  • [BF lays on the ground, unconscious, and in a puddle of his own blood]

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Nevermind.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Hey kid, I don't know if you can hear me...but I think you should stick to rapping.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Being me isn't easy. Being ANYONE who isn't you is difficult.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: There's nothing wrong with wanting to do more for others.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: However, it's okay to accept that you won't always be able to do more for others, too.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: You can still be strong and help others without being super fast or physically built.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I don't know anything about you, but I bet the people in your life already see you as strong enough.

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: Someday in the near future, you'll be able to up your limits. This is too early though!

SonicHDIcon.png Sonic: I gotta head out now, but I'm proud of you for coming this far. Let me grab some rings to patch you right...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: *GASP*

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: No mean, I was dreaming that whole time? I'm not actually that strong, am I?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: It's never gonna be enough, is it?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend: Baby, can you lay back down with me? I had a niiightmare...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: I might not be strong enough for myself yet, but if I'm strong enough for her...I guess that's enough.)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: Thanks Sonic...I had that dream for a reason, but it was really taxing on my brain.)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: I guess I'll just lay back down.)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: (Thinking: I feel really I--am I laying on something?)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: WHAT'S THIS? A RING?!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: Oh...wait...that's just my cock ring. Whatever man.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend: I'll probably wake up later and hop into the Chao Garden.

Trivia (General)

  • The cutscene where Daddy Dearest reveals how he used to know The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur before killing them was confirmed to be canon by one of the vanilla FNF devs PhantomArcade in a Twitter reply. However, this could be a joke.
  • Monster's right pose is designed to resemble Trollface.
    • In the first 2 frames of his left pose (used for right) seems to show a face in his mouth. This is because in the HD canon, Monster used to be a human that made a pact with a demon but the fusion went horribly wrong, causing the body to become a husk of fat and bones.
    • Monster's inner face as seen on his left pose appears to be an eyeless wojak.
    • In his down pose, gallery image and one of his dialogue portraits you can see the same face in his mouth.
  • In Blammed, the train is changed to have blood splashed on it due to Nene's suicide.
    • Darnell's statement of "Aaand that's 10" means that Nene's suicide is the 10th death in her lifetime because in the Pico franchise, Nene has canonically died 9 times.
    • Ironically before Eggnog starts, Nene skipped using the escalator and jumped off instead, making her death count go up to 11.
  • Diaper Mode might have been added to poke fun at the people getting offended by the dialogue such as Nene's reaction to Boyfriend and Pico once dating.
  • Pico is shown having lost a tooth which never happened in the original game.
    • This is because Pico's design was based off MindChamber's Pico design, where he is missing a tooth.
  • The sound for when a danger note comes aka Pico shooting at you might of been taken from a Shannon Sunday video called FNF - Pico (test).
  • When Boyfriend is stressed, he noticeably holds his mic closer to his head.
  • Boyfriend is shown to be putting too much pressure on Girlfriend. Additionally he doesn't care that she's a bit annoyed.
  • The name of the game's folder for the V2 update is "Iluuuvfatbitches".
  • For some reason, Daddy Dearest's left and right note animations have been swapped.
  • Both Week 3's and Week 4's special notes are named "warningNote" in the files.
  • The billboards on Week 4 reference different mods, such as Garcello and FNF Neo.
    • This holds true to some of Week 5's advertisements, such as the then-unreleased FNF Soft.
  • KOLSAN confirmed on Twitter that Sonic The Hedgehog would be getting a full week. [7]
    • The Sonic Week takes place a month after the events of Week 5 and a day before the events of Week 6.
  • According to KOLSAN and Cherribun, Friday Night Funkin': Sonic's Rhythm Rush is officially canon to Friday Night Funkin' HD.
    • In the events of HD and Rhythm Rush, however, Sonic and Daddy Dearest have never met each other.
  • If you install the B-Sides remixes and play Blammed, the song will be charted with tons of warning notes, making nearly impossible to win. [8]
  • Alongside that, Pico also has dialogue that informs the player that he knew that the player installed the mod "without him noticing".
    • If you look at the other B-Side songs, Week 4 still has lights to dodge and Winter Horrorland still has the fog mechanic.
      • The B.E.A.M. in Milf isn't present, however... It's tied to Mommy Mearest's "horny" variation, and B-Side's Milf remix still uses the regular Mearest. (If Horny Mearest is re-enabled with debug mode, the beam comes back but isn't synced properly to the song anymore)
  • The news reporter/mall worker in both Weeks 4 and 5 is called Ethan.
    • Having quit his job before the events of Week 5, he went on to become a butler for the Daddy Dearest family, but quit that same day when BF formally met GF's parents and everything went awry. He blames BF for everything bad happening to them.
  • HD contains the similar gag from the vanilla game's Week 5 where the Mall Santa isn't worried about the gun and is peeking at Mearest's B A D O N K E R S.
  • While Monster is still hiding in the background of Cocoa and Eggnog, rather than simply standing there he is now (technically) disguising himself under a large coat and hat. the coat is a reference to the candy dealer from Sr Pelo's spooky month: unwanted house guest
  • For unknown reasons, the roof of the mall is completely torn off in Winter Horrorland, though it is hardly visible in-game.
  • Looking at the evilBG folder in the game files, a small, derpy version of KOLSAN's persona is also standing in the background of Winter Horrorland and is simply hidden behind the Christmas tree.
  • The artwork in the gallery is all referenced upon a unique piece of Sonic The Hedgehog Artwork for each character. The character's seem to connect in the way that they are similar in both of their series for one or another reasons. This may be a reference to the fact Sonic will be getting his own week in FNF HD.
    • Boyfriend uses a reference of Sonic, Girlfriend uses a reference of Amy Rose, Daddy Dearest uses a reference of Doctor Eggman, Mommy Mearest uses a reference of Rouge The Bat, Skid and Pump both use references of Chao from Sonic Adventure and Team Sonic Racing, Monster uses a reference of Chaos, Pico, Darnell and Nene all use references of Knuckles The Echidna.
  • The OVA theme in Week 6 is inspired by the art style of the Yu Yu Hakusho series.
  • KOLSAN and Ninjamuffin99 are frenemies on Twitter.
  • In the background for the Sonic Week, Tails can be seen with blue shoes. This is probably a nod to a false fact posted by Daily Classic Sonic about how Tails was supposed to have Blue shoes in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (aka, his debut), but was scrapped due to the Sega Genesis's limited color scheme for certain characters.
  • The songs' names for the Sonic Week references much of the Sonic series as a whole.
    • "Green Hill" references Green Hill Zone (First level of Sonic the Hedgehog), "Boom" references Sonic Boom (Main theme for US version of Sonic CD's OP) and "Racing" references Super Sonic Racing (Main theme for Sonic R).
    • The Freeplay track "Happy Time" is a remix of "Join Us 4 Happy Time ... for CHAO Race" from Sonic Adventure.
  • In the Sonic Week update, the Week selection menu now has their own rhythm to its new theme. For example, if you hover over Week 1, it will have the rhythm of one of Week 1's songs, or if you hover over the Sonic Week, it will have a Sega Genesis cover as the theme.
  • A photo of Phil Eggtree from the Riddle School series can be seen in Girlfriend's room.
  • All of the Sonic Week Music is copyrighted, as Sega owns the original music.
  • Inside Friday Night Funkin' HD's files (assets/images & assets/shared/images), you can discover some extra color sketched drawings of the characters from the Sonic Franchise.
  • You can find Ritz's icons in the mod files, supposedly assuming that maybe there might be a week regarding Ritz. This is a very big maybe, though, as nothing about him is related to FNF HD has been confirmed yet.

Gallery (General)

Download Links

References (NOTE: @KOLCHAN8 has been temporarily suspended)

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