Friday Night Funkin' Minus

Main	Characters	Minus Love Letter	Dunkin

Notices: Golden Throne, Large Page, Discontinued Mod, Unfinished Page.

Golden Throne

Dude!!! that was sick! - Filip

This mod is on the golden throne! It has more than 1,000,000 views on its download page and can be considered one of the best and most remembered mods in the Friday Night Funkin' community!

Reason: This mod has received more than 1.4M views on its download page, Minus is one of the most popular skins in the community and has been reused a lot beyond this mod.

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Discontinued

Looks like you bit off more than you can chew! - Ronald McDonald

The development or possible updates of this mod have been canceled, so new content is not expected. The reasons for this vary, such as controversies, lack or loss of interest/passion, or simply a lack of ideas.

Reason: Reboot is cancelled^[1]

Unfinished Page

(...keep calm Macy, Friday Night Funkin' Minus's only like, 2 feet tall they can't hurt you.) - Macy

This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: Missing Beta Boyfriend's Week 5 animations and Minus Girlfriend's speakerless animations.

Friday Night Funkin' Minus is a mod created by IagoAnims, where the character's designs are based on their healthbar icons. The first release of this mod came out on January 31, 2021, it was planned to have a reboot, but it was cancelled. Because the characters are based on their icons, lagoAnims made sure to put the exact expression of the icons on each of the characters.

Trivia (General)

Despite having no icon, the Henchmen have received the minus treatment, making them the first character(s) that has been redesigned without an actual icon to base it off of.
Minus Zardy is a girl, as shown in concept art.
The Minus mod is one of the few mods that include characters that aren't scared by thunder in Week 2, and that is Mean BF here, who looks at the player instead of reacting usually.
- Other examples include: Sonic from Sonic's Rhythm Rush and Fever from Friday Night Fever.
The names of the weeks are changed:
- Goth GF Tutorial
- Ex Rockstar
- Creepy Month
- Dino Pico
- Rider Mommy
- Static
- Gentleman Tutorial Ft. Prince
As of March 31st, 2021, most FLA files for the mod are available to download. Minus Daddy Dearest and Skid & Pump are not available due to Iago losing them.
There is an image of the Drip Goku meme in the Beta Boyfriend's flash file.
This is one of the few mods where the player can select a character without changing the normal BF assets.
Minus Senpai is a prince as stated in an interview with IagoAnims^[2].
It has been confirmed multiple times that the three Boyfriends and Girlfriend are not in a polyamorous relationship. The Boyfriend trio are simply friends and are having a friendly competition over Girlfriend on who can rap better.
The Dearest family, including Goth GF, Ex Rockstar, and Rider Mommy are confirmed to be British.
Beta Boyfriend and Minus Pico are confirmed to be ex-lovers, while the latter and Mean Boyfriend are ex-friends^[3]. It is unknown what Minus Pico's relationship with Blue Boyfriend was, if they ever knew each other at all.
The current rendition of Minus’ lore can be read here.
Week 7's script and the old version of Week 2 can be read here.
The mod was going to be updated using the Psych Engine as seen here.^[4]
Minus was going to end with the Minus universe getting rebooted. When Halobeast started writing the rewrites, Iago was trying to make the Minus Reboot. Halo had an idea that could make both timelines canon. Halo had the idea that the negative energy from everyone on the old Minus dev team in the final days before cancelation is what makes Golden end up in Minus. As soon as week 7 ends, Golden was going to get his memories back just before Iago hits the “Reboot” button, causing him to get thrown out of the universe because he didn’t belong there. He was not one of Iago’s creations, so it wouldn’t make sense for him to be there in the reboot. Golden wakes up drifting in space shortly after and goes back to investigate, only to see that everything and EVERYONE not only doesn’t know him, but acts differently. Even the aura of the universe is completely different. The world that he knew is gone and he is utterly defeated. It’s unknown if this is still canon to Minus’ story as it was made when Halo was still upset about minus’ cancellation.
In two of the concepts made for Minus Reboot, Beta Boyfriend, Minus Girlfriend and Minus Pico would've been part of a band called "Minus Troublemakers".
According to Iago, Minus Reboot's narrative would've been small and not too complex so to make it feel less empty^[5]

Music (Cancelled)

Note: All music present in the public builds are the same as the base game

Bopeebo
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Dad)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Fresh
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Dad)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Dadbattle
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Dad)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Spookeez
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Spooky)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Pico
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Pico)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Philly Nice
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Pico)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Blammed
(Minus Remix)

Extra Files:

Instrumental

Vocals (Pico)

Vocals (BF)

Composer(s): ClaireLiz

Bopeebo
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): cazsu

Fresh
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): cazsu

Bopeebo (Blue Mix)

BPM: 100

Bopeebo
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): Sprunkle

Appears in Minus Love Letter as Golden

Fresh
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): Sprunkle

Appears in Minus Love Letter as Makin' Love

Scratcheez
(Spookeez Minus Remix)

Moved to Friday Night Funkin' DJX

Dollie
(South Minus Remix)

Monster
(Minus Remix)

Scratcheez
(Spookeez Minus Remix)

Dollie
(South Minus Remix)

Monster
(Minus Remix)

Scratcheez
(Spookeez Minus Remix)

Dollie
(South Minus Remix)

Monster
(Minus Remix)

Scratcheez
(Spookeez Minus Remix)

Would've featured Pump's doll

Dollie
(South Minus Remix)

Ditto

Monster
(Minus Remix)

Dino
(Pico Minus Remix)

Composer(s): Sprunkle

Revealed here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzuPcsNekg.

Philly Nice
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): Sprunkle

Same as above.

R.O.A.R.
(Blammed Minus Remix)

Same as above.

Eggnog
(Minus Remix)

Cocoa
(Minus Remix)

Composer(s): Sprunkle

Lore Document implies this song is against William instead of DD and MM
Appears in Minus Love Letter as "Cocoanuts"

Blue Mix

Roses
(Minus Remix)

Blue Mix

Ugh
(Minus Remix)

Guns
(Minus Remix)

Breakfast
(Minus Remix)

Game Over
(Minus Remix)

Scratcheez (Blue Mix) (Old)

Scratcheez (Golden Mix) (Old)

Would've featured Minus Lila

Dollie (Golden Mix) (Old)

Ditto

Monster (Golden Mix) (Old)

Would've featured the parasite inside of William

Dialogue (Cancelled)

[Beta arrives at GF’s house where she is setting up the speakers. He ran to get there on time.]
Beta (out of breath) *huff*…hey GF! *huff*…WOO. Sorry if I kept you waiting. I got caught up in something and had to run to get here.
Girlfriend Hm? Oh there is no need to apologize, Love. If anything, you got here right on time. I just finished setting up the speakers.
Girlfriend Saaaaaaay…that little thing that held you up wouldn't happen to have been a random rap battle that you couldn’t help but join in on, was it?
Beta uh…I uh n-noooooooo w-why would you assume that? Ah ha ha…y-yeah.
Girlfriend (laughs) I’m just teasing ya. I’m fine as long as you don’t make a habit out of it. I know that you love to join in on that stuff.
Beta Heh…yeah. Speaking of rapping, you ready for your lesson?
Girlfriend Yup. Gear is all set up.
Beta Alrighty. You lead this time. Ready when you are.

Beta AYY-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You’re pretty good Red! Are you sure you’ve never rapped before?
Girlfriend Oh come on, it wasn’t that good. But I’ve had a little bit of experience with music. Both my parents are musicians.
Beta Oh word? They do anything I might know of?
Girlfriend Well my mother is that world renown popstar known as “Mommy Mearest”
Beta For real?! That’s so cool! Wait wouldn’t that mean that your dad-(freezes)
Girlfriend What’s up love?
Beta Do…do you hear boss music?
[An ominous presence fills the room as the door to the garage opens up.]

[Blue arrives at GF’s place a few minutes early. Just as she gets done setting up the equipment.]
Blue Hey GF! How are you doing today?
Girlfriend Oh hey Blue! I’m right chuffed now that you’re here. Right on time as well.
Blue Well, I didn’t want to disappoint you on our first real date by being late.
Girlfriend Oh my little baby blue. You’re so kind and considerate. You got here at a good time. I just got the equipment set up.
Blue Sweet! You want to lead on the first song?
Girlfriend Uhhhhh sure! I can try.
Blue Alright. On your go.

Blue Wow…your voice is so beautiful.
Girlfriend Y–…you really think so? Thanks hun.
Blue You sure you’re a rookie? All of this high grade equipment and your voice makes me think otherwise.
Girlfriend Oh this equipment isn’t mine. It belongs to my father. Both my mother and father are very famous musicians.
Blue Oh? Who are they?
Girlfriend Have you ever heard of the rock star “Daddy Dearest”?
Blue Yeah?...Wait. You’re the daughter of Daddy Dearest?! That’s so co-
[Blue stops and looks over his shoulder at the door that leads into the house.]
Girlfriend What’s wrong, love?
Blue Is it just me or is there a very dark and heavy presence on the way?
[Just then, Daddy Dearest opens the door and starts Week 1.]

[Mean arrives early to their little lesson. GF is setting up the speakers when he arrives. He surprises her.]
Mean HEY RAZZ!
Girlfriend *screams*…Jesus Ch- you scared the bloody hell outta me!
Mean *laughing* Ohhhhh that was a good one. Sorry. That was too good of an opportunity.
Girlfriend (calms down a bit) You’re here earlier than I expected.
Mean Heh…yeah. It's an old habit of mine. I always tend to show up early. You ready for your lesson today?
Girlfriend Yup! I almost got everything set up before I was ruuuuuudely interrupted.
Mean Heheh. You know what? As an apology, you can lead this time.
Girlfriend You sure? …alright. Let's go!

Mean Daaaaaaaayum you did pretty good! You sure you're not a rookie?
Girlfriend Really? That means a lot coming from you.
Girlfriend I mean, I AM a rookie in the technical sense. It does help that both my parents have been musicians my entire life.
Mean Oh for real? I should've guessed with all the music gear in here.
[Mean stops to take a good look at the albums on the wall]
Mean Hmmmm…wait. I know these albums.
Girlfriend Oh you do? They are my dad's. He recorded them ages ago when he was popular.
Mean …"Dearest"…
Mean Hold up. Wouldn't that make you the daughter of Mommy Mearest an-
[Mean stops for a moment as he feels danger is on the way]
Mean …why do I hear boss music?
[An ominous presence fills the room as Daddy Dearest opens the door.]

[Golden walks up the driveway of GF’s house and pops his head into the open garage door.]
Golden G? You here? I got the right place, right?
Girlfriend Yeah you got the right place. Little bit late though. I almost thought you skimped out on the lesson.
Golden Huh? Wait…did I read the watch you gave me wrong?
Girlfriend Maybe? You remember that the little hand means hours and the long hand means minutes, right?
[Golden has a blank expression on his face for a few moments as he processes this knowledge.]
Golden …*realization* OH SHIT! I’m REALLY late! *little bit pathetic* I’m sorry.
Girlfriend (chuckles) It’s alright Yellow. It seems like you made an honest mistake. Anyway, I got the equipment up and running while I was waiting. I even got some practice in. *smirks* I think I could defeat the others now with how I sounded before you got here.
Golden Well that’s good to hear. I want you to go all out on me.
Girlfriend You sure about that? Have you completely healed from the accident? I don’t want you to hurt yourself again.
Golden Yeah. Blue and his family took really good care of me. (He starts getting pumped up.) I’ve been hearing the others sing and have fun. It’s time to show everyone else what I can do! Hell, maybe it’ll help me with some of my lost memories…
Girlfriend Here's hoping. You ready?
[GF tosses the microphone at Golden. He catches it with a big shit-eating grin on his face.]
Golden I’m always ready. Drop that beat!

[The song ends with GF worn out and Golden not even breaking a sweat.]
Golden HOT DAMN! That knocked the rust off really good. Wanna go again?
Girlfriend How *pant* what *pant* n-no. I put my all into that one. What you just sang was otherworldly! How is it that you can’t remember past 6 weeks ago yet it seems like you’ve been rapping your entire life?
Golden No idea. (cocky) Guess I’m just THAT naturally skilled.
Girlfriend *smug* Uh huh, sure. I definitely think you can go rap with the boys again. You’ve definitely healed up well. *there is a few seconds of pause* By the way, did that jog your memories at all?
[Golden tries his best to think of ANYTHING that happened before waking up in that crater.]
Golden *sighs* Unfortunately no…hey what if I had just spawned there like a character in one of those video games Blue showed me while I've been living there?
Girlfriend *chuckles* That's definitely a possibility, considering how strange you are.
Golden I think the term you are looking for is “quirky”.
Girlfriend This was really fun, not gonna lie. It’s getting late though… Want to come back over tomorrow and try again? Maybe if we went longer we could jog a memory or two in ya.
Golden Sure! What time?
Girlfriend Let's shoot for 6 this time!
Golden 6…*whispers to himself* so the little hand will be…*out loud again* alright! I’ll be there!
[Golden starts making his way back to Blue’s place, excited to be able to come back tomorrow to try again. He remains hopeful that something will eventually jog his memories.]

[Daddy Dearest opens the door and looks at GF to ask her a question.]
Daddy Dearest Hey hun, I just got done fixing that damned grill. For dinner tonight, do you want me to make some beseech-
[Daddy Dearest looks next to GF to see Beta standing there.]
Daddy Dearest *snarls* Who…is…THIS?
Girlfriend Oh. This is my boyfriend, Beta. He was giving me a lesson about rapping.
Beta H-hello Mr. Dearest. Big fan of yo-
[Dad cuts him off and snaps at him]
Daddy Dearest I don’t recall giving you permission to speak.
Beta (to himself quickly) Oh ok.
Girlfriend Why are you here Dad?
Daddy Dearest Well I was gonna ask you what you wanted for dinner tonight (looks at Beta and switches to a menacing tone) and to figure out what that INSUFFERABLE noise was.
Beta What do you mean insufferable noise? There was only tight bars and killer music in here.
Daddy Dearest You call that killer music? You wouldn’t know killer music if it bit you in your ass.
Beta Care to show me what killer music is to you then, old timer?
Daddy Dearest Hmph…fine. But don’t start crying when I mop the floor with you.
Girlfriend You sure you’re up for this?
Beta I haven’t lost a rap battle yet and I don't plan to start today.
Beta Drop the beat Red!

Daddy Dearest Well color me impressed. You’ve got some skills for a rookie.
Beta Aw thanks Mr. Dear- wait a ROOKIE?!
Beta You dare call me a rookie when your bars were as green as your suit jacket? You blackberry looking motherfu-
Girlfriend Babe, don’t let the old man get to your head!
Daddy Dearest Such confidence… I do wonder how long you’ll be able to keep that up. (chuckles) Probably gonna crash and burn on this next one.
Beta I doubt I could crash and burn any worse than that last album of yours. Never thought it was possible to watch someone’s career practically vanish as quickly as yours did.
Girlfriend Blimey! That one hurt even me.
Daddy Dearest You cheeky git! You think you can just say that and get away with it? Time to remind you who’s house you're in, toothpick.
Beta And time to remind you who runs the rap game in this part of town. Hit it GF!

Beta Maaaaaaaaaaan. I’ll admit, that beat was fire! Still felt like a warm up though.
Daddy Dearest As if I'd go all out on the likes of you, you’re not worth my time and effort.
Beta You sure? For someone who seems so against me dating their daughter, I figured you’d put up more of a fight.
Daddy Dearest Alright then smartass…allow me to cut you a deal.
Daddy Dearest If you win this next song, I’ll let you leave here in one piece.
Beta And what if I lose?
Daddy Dearest I'm gonna cut off your balls and hang them above my mantlepiece. You’ll have to live out the rest of your days sad, alone, and unable to see my daughter.
Beta …what?
Beta (whispering to GF) Ayo he’s not serious, is he?
Girlfriend (whispering back to Beta) Not gonna lie, I think he’s completely serious.
Beta (whispering still, but now nervous) WHAT?! How are you so calm about this??
Girlfriend (whispering) To be honest… I've heard worse stories. But I believe in you dear! I know you’ll be able to beat my dad. Give it your all!
Beta (whispering) You’re right…I just gotta believe!
Beta Bring it on Mr. Dearest!
Daddy Dearest Get your nuts ready, because I’m about to CRACK THEM. *sickening laughter fills the air as the song starts*

Beta Holy…God damn Mr. Dearest. That was one hell of a track. Looks like you’ve still got talent in there somewhere.
Daddy Dearest Flattery will get you nowhere in this life, kid. Get out of my sight.
Beta Yes sir.
Beta (to GF) Hey, you wanna go and try out that new breakfast place that opened up down the street?
Girlfriend Oh? You don’t want to continue the lesson?
Beta I would but…that last song made me really hungry, not gonna lie. We can continue later. Wanna go try out that new breakfast place down the road?
Girlfriend Sure! It’ll be my treat since Daddy decided to give you a hard time. Lead the way!
[Beta and GF leave to go get some smackin’ PB&Js.]
Daddy Dearest … *grabs his cellphone and presses some buttons. He waits for a few seconds before someone picks up the phone* Yeah it’s me…you open for work right now?…yeah, I've got a new job for you. Details to follow.
[Daddy Dearest then turns around and walks back inside.]

[Daddy Dearest opens the door and looks at GF to ask her a question.]
Daddy Dearest Hey hun, I just got done fixing that damned grill. For dinner tonight, do you want me to make some beseech-
[Daddy Dearest looks next to GF to see Blue standing there.]
Daddy Dearest *snarls* Who…is…THIS?
Girlfriend Oh. This is my boyfriend Blue! Say hi Blue.
Blue N-nice to meet you s-
Daddy Dearest I don’t remember giving you permission to speak, pipsqueak.
Blue (quietly) Yes sir.
Girlfriend Oi. Knock it off dad. What do you want?
Daddy Dearest Well, I wanted to see what you wanted for dinner tonight, (stares at Blue) and to figure out where that HORRIBLE screeching was coming from.
Blue Come on man. My singing wasn’t THAT bad.
Daddy Dearest I would rather listen to twenty cats screeching in heat than listen to you sing.
Blue Oh yeah? I’d like to hear you do better.
Daddy Dearest Oh I can, and WILL. Don’t start crying when I put your skills to shame.
Girlfriend You’ve got this Baby Blue. Give it your all.

Blue …
Daddy Dearest What? Are you speechless at my talent?
Blue …No. I was just expecting more I guess. Kinda hyped yourself a bit much for that one.
Daddy Dearest W-WHAT?!
Blue When was the last time you sang? Are you out of practice? I can help you out if you want.
Daddy Dearest You little pest! You dare insult me like that?
Blue Dude I am just offering to help you!
Daddy Dearest You must be pretty confident in your abilities to talk like that to me. I can’t wait to watch you crash and burn on this next song.
Blue What? Like your last album did?!
Girlfriend oooooooooooooooooooo
Daddy Dearest That’s it! I’m going to destroy you after this next song!
Blue *heavy sigh* Why do I open my mouth?

Daddy Dearest *laughing* How was that? Are you satisfied with that performance?
Blue *heavy sigh* I think I'm starting to understand why your last album bombed spectacularly. Not gonna lie, the instrumentals were great, but the vocal performance felt…hollow.
Daddy Dearest YOU’VE GOT SOME NERVE TO BE TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS. I’m the living legend “Daddy Dearest”! I’ve made more money than you can comprehend! The amount of tickets my shows have sold would make your head spin!
Blue Sir, can you please… stop. You’re giving me a headache.
Daddy Dearest AH! I see. You’re so struck by my performance that you can’t put together the words to properly describe it.
Blue Oh my go- IF YOU THINK THAT PERFORMANCE IS SATISFYING TO YOUR FANS, THEN I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW YOUR WIFE FEELS DURING YOUR OTHER “PERFORMANCES”!
Daddy Dearest *ACK*!
Girlfriend That was… oh bloody hell Blue.
Blue (realizing what he just said) …O-oh crap.
Daddy Dearest YOU DARE TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN’ MUPPET? I’M GONNA RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF.
Blue Oh crap oh crap oh crap!

Blue Ok Mr. Dearest…I-I think we got off on the wrong foot. Can we just start over-
Daddy Dearest GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH you say one more word and I will gut you like a pig!
Girlfriend Oh geez would you look at the time, it looks like it time to get going. Love you dad I'll be back tonight byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
[GF grabs Blue and runs out the door with him in a hurry. They stop when they are halfway up the street.]
Girlfriend Bloody hell Blue. Did you really have to say all that? I haven’t seen him that angry in a good while.
Blue I-…I’m sorry. It gets hard for me to control my temper when I get bagged on like that.
Girlfriend I know…I know. I’m sorry for putting you in that situation. How about we head to that new breakfast place down the road. It’ll be my treat.
Blue Thank you GF…
[Blue and GF leave to go to the new breakfast place to get some smackin’ PBJs. After a few seconds of silence, and after he calmed down a bit, Daddy Dearest grabs his phone and presses some buttons. After a couple of rings, someone on the other end picks up.]
Daddy Dearest Yeah it’s me…you open for work right now?...yeah, I've got a new job for you. Details to follow.
[Daddy Dearest then turns around and walks back inside.]

[Daddy Dearest opens the door and looks at GF to ask her a question.]
Daddy Dearest Hey hun, I just got done fixing that damned grill. For dinner tonight, do you want me to make some beseech-
[Daddy Dearest looks next to GF to see Mean BF standing next to her.]
Daddy Dearest (snarls) Who…is…THIS?
Girlfriend Oh, this is my boyfriend, Mean.
Mean Pleasure to meet you s-
Daddy Dearest I don’t remember giving you permission to speak, you hoodlum.
Mean (under his breath quickly) Alright guess I’ll go fuck myself then.
Girlfriend Oi! Don’t be rude dad! What do you want?
Daddy Dearest Well, I was going to ask you what you wanted for dinner tonight, (glares at Mean) and to figure out where that garbage noise was coming from.
Mean Garbage? But I wasn't playing any of your music in here.
Daddy Dearest OH! *he laughs* Looks like this one has some bite to him. Are you going to be able to keep that up after I put you through the wringer?
Mean HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh…oooooooh that’s a good one. *chuckles* I’m sure that whatever you’ve got planned will be a cakewalk for me. Show me what you’ve got, old timer.

Mean Damn. THAT’S the wringer you were gonna put me through? Puh-lease! That was baby shit.
Daddy Dearest Well color me impressed. I didn’t think a rookie like you would be able to sing something so simple.
Mean Didn’t know the color for impressed was “washed up rockstar purple”.
Girlfriend Ouch. That was a good one.
Daddy Dearest You’re pretty confident, ain’t ya? It’ll be a shame if that facade comes crashing and burning after this next song.
Mean Just like your career did? I ain’t ever seen someone’s career crash and burn that quickly after one bad album.
Girlfriend Now THAT one was a bit harsh.
Daddy Dearest You cheeky bastard! You think you can say that in my house and get away with it?!
Mean Boutta be my house if you don’t step it up. Hit it Razz.
Girlfriend You got it babe!

Mean *whistles* Now THAT was more my speed. Still not enough to make me sweat though.
Daddy Dearest *scoffs* Now why in the Hell would I want to waste my time and effort on the likes of you?
Mean Well, considering that it seems like you don’t want me dating your daughter, I thought you’d put up more of a fight.
Daddy Dearest Alright then you hoodrat…if you want me to turn up the heat, then how about a wager?
Mean (to himself) Oh this’ll be good.
Daddy Dearest If you win this next one, then I'll let you leave here in one piece.
Mean And what if I lose, old timer?
Daddy Dearest Then I'm gonna cut your fucking nuts off, hang them above my fireplace, and you’ll have to live out the rest of your days sad and without my daughter.
Mean HAHA! That’s fuckin’ hilarious. You should’ve been a comedian instead of a musician.
Girlfriend Not gonna lie, I don’t think he’s joking. I’ve heard stories of him doing far worse for far little.
Girlfriend But I believe in you. Send my old man packing!
Mean *chuckles* With pleasure!
Daddy Dearest Better have your nuts ready boy, because I'm about to CRACK THEM. (a sickening laughter fills the room as the song starts to play)

Mean Damn…I'll admit it old man, you’ve still got some spark left in you. I’m honestly impressed.
Daddy Dearest Oh shut it. Get the hell out of my sight before I change my mind.
Girlfriend You did amazing love! That was one hell of a performance. ‘Bout blew me off my speaker.
Mean Oh come on…it wasn’t THAT impressive. *chuckles*
Girlfriend There’s a new breakfast place that opened up down the street recently. Wanna go try it? It’ll be my treat.
Mean Oh you don’t have to Red.
Girlfriend I insist! Let’s go!
[Mean and GF leave to go to the new breakfast place to get some smackin’ PBJs. After a few seconds of silence, Daddy Dearest grabs his phone and presses some buttons. After a couple of rings, someone on the other end picks up.]
Daddy Dearest Yeah it’s me…you open for work right now?...yeah, I've got a new job for you. Details to follow.
[Daddy Dearest then turns around and walks back inside.]

[GF stumbles her way towards the garage after hearing yelling. She figured that some idiot decided that 6 AM was the best time to try and sell her father something. She would normally just roll over and go back to bed, but her curiosity got the best of her. She yawns into her hand and then reaches for the doorknob. She opens the door.]
Girlfriend Daddy? What’s all the noi-
[She's cut off as she notices a yellow blur get launched into the wall next to her. The object hits the wall, squeaks like a dog toy, and then lands in an odd position on the floor. Its face is against the floor and it's laying on its side. It's laying on its right arm with the left arm over its left side, resting behind its back. Its left leg is crossed over top of its right leg.]
Daddy Dearest Next time you get smart with me, I'm aiming for the sharp objects.
[Golden jumps up off the floor, seemingly completely unharmed.]
Golden Damn! That was a pretty good throw! Definitely better than the last one.
Girlfriend GOLDEN!? What the bloody hell are you doing?!
Golden GF! There you are! I’m here on time for once!
Girlfriend Wut?
Golden You told me to get here at 6. I showed up on time! But when I rang the doorbell, this asshole just started yelling at me. And then when I mentioned you, he grabbed me and threw me in here. *cracks his neck* Got a helluva arm on him.
Daddy Dearest Do you have any idea who you are talking to?!
Golden No. *chuckles* What? Am I supposed to?
Daddy Dearest I haven’t met anyone who hasn’t heard of me. Maybe this will jog your memory…
[GF sighs heavily and pulls a bag of potato chips from her onesie.]
Girlfriend I can already tell this is gonna end in a headache…

Daddy Dearest There! Did that ring any bells for you?
[Golden is now laying on the floor with a pillow and a blanket. He’s fast asleep.]
Daddy Dearest WHO SAID YOU CAN SLEEP ON MY FLOOR?!
[Golden slowly sits up from the floor and stretches.]
Golden *yawning* Sorry dude. I had to get up REALLY early to get here. You’re singing just put me to sleep. So…who are you trying to prove you are?
Daddy Dearest Who am I trying to pro- I AM the one and only Daddy Dearest! I am one of the most well known and revered rock stars to ever grace this planet!
Golden Hmm…nah. I don’t believe it. You? One of the best performers to grace this planet? If that’s the case, then I hang out with 3 people whose skills are on a galactic level. *looks at GF really quick* 4 actually…now that I think about it.
Daddy Dearest That was only a warm up! All performers know that you don’t go all out at the very beginning! You don’t want to use all of your energy before the end of a set.
Golden Awwwwwww. Old man too tired to give a consistent performance to his fans?
Daddy Dearest You’re gonna wish that was the case, you chav. Get a load of this!

Daddy Dearest THERE! That surely made you realize that I am the real deal?
[Thunk]
Daddy Dearest Hm?
[Thunk]
[Dad looks over to the other side of the room to see that Golden is throwing a tennis ball against a wall.]
Daddy Dearest WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, YOU ARSE?!
Golden Hm?
[He stops throwing the ball and sighs.]
Golden Sorry dude, I'm just trying to stay awake and your songs just ain’t cutting it. Like I said earlier, I had to wake up super early to get here at the time GF told me to.
[GF stops eating her chips and looks at him in confusion.]
Girlfriend What? No. I told you to come here at 6.
Golden I did though! See! (he points at the watch she gave him) 6 o’clock!...well it reads 6:15 now.
[GF sits in silence for a few moments before the realization kicks in. She facepalms.]
Girlfriend Golden…I said 6 as in 6 PM…not AM. You are 12 hours early.
Golden …Oh
Girlfriend And that guy you've been calling old and an “asshole” this whole time is my father.
Golden …Ooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Golden Well maybe if his first response wasn’t hyucking me at a wall as hard as he could, I wouldn't have called him an asshole! *looks at Mr.Dearest* How about we start all over?
Daddy Dearest No…we are far beyond that. You said that I've been boring you? Well, now I'm about to show you why performers save all of their energy for the end of the set.
Girlfriend Oh I have never seen him this pissed. (she gives Golden a quick little thumbs up) Good luck love! You’ve got this.

Golden Now THAT got the blood flowing! You’ve been holding out on me. If all of your songs were like that, I wouldn't have fallen asleep earlier!
Daddy Dearest How about I put you to sleep FOREVER if you like sleeping so bloody much!?
Golden I can't hang out with GF if you do that, so I'll have to decline the offer.
Daddy Dearest Oh if you think I'm letting you anywhere near my daughter after this whole ordeal, you are SORELY mistaken.
Golden Whoa man…someone seems a wee bit cranky. How about you go back to sleep, old-timer?
Daddy Dearest As if I could after (a faint yellow light surrounds him for a brief moment. He’s suddenly very drowsy) being disrespected…like…this.
[He slumps over where he stands. He’s now asleep on the floor. GF jumps off the speaker to her father.]
Girlfriend Dad? You alright?!
Daddy Dearest *snoring*
Golden *chuckles* Damn…I guess he really was sleepy. Great timing.
Girlfriend *relieved sigh* Had me worried for a second. Never seen him drop like that from exhaustion. Hate to say it, but I think you threw a spanner in our plans.
Golden *little regretful* Sorry about that…I should've known you didn’t mean the morning when you said 6 o’clock.
Girlfriend No no, it’s my fault. I keep forgetting that you have horrible amnesia. I just expect you to know these things like a normal person.
[GF grabs the blanket Golden had earlier and draped it over Mr. Dearest.]
Girlfriend You should probably leave before my mother comes by to ask what is happening. I’ll still be down to hang later, but I'll meet you at Blue’s instead. Sound like a plan?
Golden Sounds good. I’ll see you then!
[Golden leaves the premise and makes his way back to Blue’s house to get some sleep before GF comes by. GF had a fun time gas lighting her father that he was sleepwalking and that there was no Golden person in the garage that morning.]

Lila Alright you two! I’ll be stepping out for a bit to run some errands. Don’t burn the house down while I'm gone!
Girlfriend We won’t Ms. Lila! Be safe!
[Door closes]
Beta So who is she again?
Girlfriend Friend of the family. She is actually a very well known puppet and doll maker in the area. She made a lot of my toys growing up.
Beta Oh that’s cool. So where is the little guy we are watching? I want to meet h-
[Skid walks up to them in a very timid manner with Pump in tow.]
Skid H-Hello!
[Beta yells out in surprise. After a few seconds, he collects himself.]
Beta *clears throat*...uh Hi! You must be Skid?
Skid Yup! And this is my best friend Pump! Say hi, Pump!
[Skid makes the puppet wave at Beta]
Girlfriend Pleased to meet the both of you. Your mom is gonna be gone for a bit, is there anything you want to do while she’s gone?
Skid Yeah! Uhhh…we could draw, sing, and als-
Beta Ay! You like to sing?
Skid Yeah! We’re not very good at it. But we really enjoy it!
Beta I like to sing too! I mainly rap though. Want to sing with me for a bit?
Skid Yes sir Mr. Beta!
Girlfriend (whispering to Beta) He’s just a kid, so go easy on him, yeah?
Beta I know I know. Drop the beat when you’re ready babe. (to Skid) I’ll follow your lead, buddy.

Beta WOW! You’re pretty good, Skid! I can see you being a very successful musician if you keep performing like that!
Skid Aw. Thanks Mr. Beta! Think I can be as good as you one day?
Beta If you practice enough, I believe you could be even better than me!
Skid *gasp* Yay!
Girlfriend (to Beta) *giggles* You might have to turn up the heat on him, Lime. The kid is pretty good.
Beta *chuckles* Yeah, you might be right. IF he wants to go for another round, that is.
Skid I would love too! Can we play this song? Pump and I have been working on it together.
Beta You make music too? You just keep on impressing me. Yeah, sure! Hand it over to GF.
Girlfriend Ok let’s see what we’ve got here… track named “South”? Alright, let’s get to it!

Girlfriend You’re just full of surprises, ain’t ya kid? I think I saw Beta work up a sweat for a moment there.
Beta Nah. I think it’s just a little warm in here. (chuckles) You and Pump did a really good job!
Skid Thank you!
Beta I’ve been meaning to ask, where did you get Pump? He looks really cool!
Skid You really think so? My mom made it for me a while ago. (he suddenly gets really somber as he explains the story of his puppet) A while back, m-my friend Pump moved away suddenly and didn’t tell me, which hurt because he and I would tell each other everything. All the other kids would bully me because of how I looked, but not Pump. He was my one true friend around here. My mom couldn’t bear to see me so upset, so she made me a puppet that looks just like him! Now it’s like he’s always here with me.
Beta Damn dude…I'm sorry to hear th-
[The lights suddenly go out. Sinister laughter fills the air for a few seconds as the lights come back on. Instead of Skid, William is now in his place.]
Beta Wh-Who the HELL are you?! Where is Skid?!
William No need to worry about him. The only thing you should be worried about is how much longer you have until your final breath.
Beta (To GF in a very serious tone) Babe, Find Skid and try to find a way out. I-I’ll try to distract him or something.
Girlfriend I am waaaaaaaay ahead of you. Run if you have to. I’ll help if it gets bad.
William Feel free to try…(mockingly) you’ll only die tired. *maniacal laughter*

William Enough playing with my food! Time to eat!
Beta (In his mind) Shit! I hope GF found a way out. I’m gonna have to start running.
[Lila suddenly opens the door carrying some pizza.]
Lila Hey everyone! I’m happy to see that the house hasn’t burned d-
[She notices William about to try to eat Beta]
Lila WILLIAM NO! NOT AGAIN!
[Hearing Lila, William snaps out of his trance. He looks around in confusion.]
William I…what? *looks down at Beta* Oh… (muttering to himself) It happened again… *looks at Beta* Sorry…young one.
Beta I-it’s…alright?
Girlfriend Beta! (she runs up and hugs him.) Thank goodness you’re safe.
Lila Where is Skid? Where is my baby?
Girlfriend He’s safe, he’s up in his room. W-what the hell just happened? Why is there a rabid monster in here?!
[Lila walks up and puts her hand on William’s shoulder.]
Lila This is William…my husband and Skid’s father.
Beta WHAT?!
Girlfriend WHAT?!
Lila What you just saw…isn’t his usual self. He’s normally a very sweet and caring gentleman, but he’s got this monstrous parasite in him that makes him crave blood and human flesh. He’s always fighting its influence, but it looks like he faltered slightly and it took over. We’ve taken him to a doctor who is a close friend but… they said that removing it will more than likely kill him. I can’t stand the thought of losing him and I don’t want Skid to potentially lose his father…(muttering) like he lost Pump.
Lila Please…please don’t tell the authorities about him. They more than likely take him away and experiment on him if they don’t just straight up kill him!
[BF and GF look at each other and lock eyes. Practically having a conversation without words.]
Girlfriend We won’t. Just…just try to make sure something like this doesn’t happen again.
Lila Thank you…thank you so much. I don’t know how I can repay you. *she claps* OH! I have an idea where to start. We’re having a christmas party here at the manor in a few weeks. We’d love to have you two there.
Beta Isn’t it currently Octob-ACK (GF elbows him in the side)
Girlfriend We’d love to go. We’ll see you then.
[Beta and GF leave the Manor, happy to survive the encounter and make a new friend along the way…and I mean Skid, not the cannibalistic monster.]

Lila Alright you two! I’ll be stepping out for a bit to run some errands. Don’t burn the house down while I'm gone!
Girlfriend We’ll try not to, Ms. Lila. Be safe!
[Door closes]
Blue S-she seems nice! W-who is s-she?
Girlfriend Oh she’s Lila! She’s a friend of the family and a well known doll maker. She made a lot of my toys growing up.
Blue W-why does she live in such a old-
[Thunder cracks throughout the house as lightning strikes close to the house. This startles Blue.]
Blue AH!...uh…hehe…I wasn’t scared.
[Skid nervously moves up to meet Blue and GF]
Skid H-hello!
[Blue screams as he jumps into GFs arms.]
Girlfriend OH! You must be Skid! Nice to meet you! I’m GF, and the scared chihuahua here is Blue!
Blue N-nice to meet you.
[GF gently puts Blue back onto the ground.]
Girlfriend So little guy, anything you want to do while we wait for ya mum to return?
Skid Well…Pump and I like to do many things! Like draw, sing, play board games-
[Blue’s ears perk up after hearing the word “sing”]
Blue Oh? You like to sing? I do too! Want to sing together for a bit? I could teach you a thing or two if you want!
Skid Yeah! That sounds like a lot of fun. *To Pump* you hear that buddy. He’s gonna teach us how to sing better!
Blue Lemme hear what you got kiddo!

Blue Wow…I’m not gonna lie Skid, that’s pretty good!
Skid R-Really? You really mean that?
Blue Of course! There is definitely room for improvement, but you and Pump are really good for someone your age!
Skid Wow…T-thank you, Mr. Blue.
Girlfriend You’re really good with kids, aren't cha Baby Blue?
Blue Eh… I relate to the kid. Getting into music at a young age, and having an inanimate object as a best friend. (to himself) …I should play that game again soon. I gotta get that console fixed first…
[Skid interrupts Blue’s train of thought with a request]
Skid Mr. Blue! Mr. Blue! Pump and I made a song together earlier and we want your input on it.
Girlfriend Wow! You two made a whole song yourselves?
Skid Yup! Wanna sing with me Mr. Blue?
Blue Sure, I'll give it a try! Hand it over to GF and she’ll get it playing.
Girlfriend Alrighty! “South” is starting up in 3…

Skid What did ya think? Was it good?
[There was a couple seconds of silence before Blue says anything. He gets on his knees to look Skid right in the eyes.]
Blue Skid.
Skid Y-yeah?
Blue If you keep practicing and improving, I have no doubt in my mind that you’ll become an amazing musician one day.
Skid Really?!
Blue Yup! I’m dead serious. I’m very impressed. Wanna do another song really quick?
Skid Yes sir!
Blue Awesome! Hey GF, can you take the kid to get him some water? I don’t want him hurting his voice from all the singing. I’m gonna get the system ready.
Girlfriend Ok Love. *to Skid* Let’s go little guy.
[GF turns around and leads Skid to the kitchen to get him a glass of water.]
Blue Man…that kid could really go far one day if he wan-
[The lights go out suddenly and the whole house is shrouded in darkness.]
Blue ...oh funko pop.
[After a few moments of silence. The lights come back and an ominous presence is looming over Blue. Blue turns around and looks at the figure and is spooked solid.]
Blue OH SWEET JESUS!
[The figure bends down over Blue and gets close to his face.]
William Hello you delicious looking morsel.
[Blue slowly takes a few steps back to try and create distance between the two of them.]
Blue I-I-I assure M-Mr. Lemon monster. I-I don’t taste good at all!
William *laughs* The ones who say that are always the tastiest.
Blue (inner monologue) Crap! What do I do?! I gotta distract him. Hopefully GF knows something isn’t right and will try to get help. I just gotta hold out until then. Maybe until I can find a moment to run.
William Just give into despair, little one. If you try to run, you’ll only die tired.
[Maniacal laughter fills the air as the next song starts playing.]

William I think I've had enough fun playing with my food. Time to eat!
Blue (inner monologue) I gotta run. I gotta do SOMETHING! Why won’t my legs move?!
[A jittering can be heard as the front door opens. Lila walks in holding some pizzas.]
Lila Hey everyone! Nice to see that the house didn’t burn down while I wa-
[Lila looks across the room to see William about to eat Blue. She drops what she’s holding and yells.]
Lila WILLIAM NO. NOT AGAIN!
William *snaps back into reality as if he was in a trance. He looks around confused.* Huh…what? Where? *he looks down to see Blue BF with his arms covering his head in fear* God damn it…I lost control again…
Blue W-what? What do you mean by that?
[GF runs around the corner trying to find Blue.]
Girlfriend Blue! *runs up and hugs Blue* I’m happy that you’re ok, Baby Blue.
Blue I'm glad to see you’re alright too! Where’s Skid? Is he safe?
Girlfriend Yeah. I took him to his room after the lights suddenly shut off.
Blue Good call. (to Lila) Lila, who is this strange creature?! Why was he trying to eat me just now?
[Lila walks over and puts her hand on William’s shoulder.]
Lila This is William. My husband…and Skid’s father.
Girlfriend WHAT?!
Blue He’s your…what?!
Lila What you just saw…isn’t his usual self. He’s normally a very sweet and caring gentleman, but he’s got this monstrous parasite in him that makes him crave blood and human flesh. He’s always fighting its influence, but it looks like he faltered slightly and it took over. We’ve taken him to a doctor who is a close friend but… they said that removing it will more than likely kill him. I can’t stand the thought of losing him and I don’t want Skid to potentially lose someone else…(muttering) like he lost Pump.
Lila Please don’t tell anyone about what happened here! The authorities will probably take him away and do terrible experiments on him if they don’t just straight up kill him. PLEASE!
[Blue looks up to William]
Blue You’re constantly fighting this thing?
William Y-...yes. I am constantly fighting it. This is one of the few times it’s gotten the better of me. It wasn’t able to take FULL control of me though, otherwise my wife calling out to me wouldn’t have snapped me back.
Blue Hmmm…okay. We won’t tell anyone. As long as he doesn’t go rampant again.
Lila OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I don’t even know where to begin with repaying you!
Lila Actually, I think I know where to start. We’re hosting a christmas party here in a few weeks and we would love to have you here to celebrate!
Blue OOO! A party? That sounds like fun!
Girlfriend That sounds lovely. We’ll see you all there.
Blue Thanks for having us over, Lila. Tell Skid that I'm down to help him learn how to sing whenever I'm free!
[Both Blue and GF leave the manor, happy that no one got eaten and that they met such a talented young kid.]

Lila Alright you two! I’ll be stepping out for a bit to run some errands. Don’t burn the house down while I'm gone!
Girlfriend We’ll try not to, Ms. Lila. Be safe!
[Door closes]
Mean She seems like a unique one… Who is that woman?
Girlfriend Her name is Lila. She’s a close friend of the family. She made most of my dolls and puppets while I was growing up.
Mean Huh…neat. So where is the little dude we’re supposed to be watching?
[Skid walks up to them in a very timid manner with Pump in tow.]
Skid H-hello! I’m Skid. Pleasure to meet you.
Girlfriend Well hello there you handsome little man!
Mean Hey there little guy. Nice to meet you and your friend. We’re gonna be in charge for the next hour or so. So, what do you want to do while your mom is away?
Skid Um…I dunno. We could draw. We could sing. We could-
Mean Oh? You like to sing? GF and I happen to both be musicians.
Girlfriend (shyly giggles) I mean…I’m still a beginner.
Skid For real? Can you teach me some things? I-I’m still a beginner as well! I really want to learn!
Mean You want to learn? Of course I'll help you out! Let me know when you’re ready and we’ll start right away!

Mean Man! You sure you’re a beginner? You did pretty good!
Skid Y-you really mean it Mr. Mean?
Mean I am dead serious. Hell, I'd say you’re already better than her old man.
Skid Thank you!
Girlfriend Man, you REALLY want my old man to kill you, don’t ya?
Mean I'd like to see him try. I’d put him in the ground so fast.
Girlfriend *laughs* You’re really good with kids, aren't cha?
Mean Yeah…I’ve always wanted to be a dad. Pass off the many things I've learned to the next generation.
Girlfriend Awwwwww your soft side is showing, Love.
Mean (chuckles to himself) Oh shush it, Razz.
Mean You want to go another round, Skid?
Skid Yes sir! I’ve got a song that Pump and I made ourselves that we want to try.
Girlfriend Oh? You’re full of surprises lad. Hand it here and I'll get it started.
Mean Man, you can sing AND make music at such a young age? You keep impressing me kid.
Girlfriend Alrighty…starting “South” in 3…

Skid What do you think, mister? Think it was alright?
Mean Alright? I think it was way better than alright! Kid…(he gets down to eye level with Skid) I'mma keep it real with you. Find me when you’re older. I’d love to work with you on some music.
Skid R-really!?
Mean Yes really. *chuckles*
Skid You hear that Pump? Mr. Mean is gonna help us with making music when we’re older!
Girlfriend You’ve made him right chuffed. Kid might explode.
Mean It’d be a shame to let the kid’s talent go to…waste…(he trails off as feels a haunting presence approach)
Mean Razz, take the kid and hide.
Girlfriend What? What’s going on, Mean?
Mean Something is coming and it means bad news. Take the kid. GO!
[The lights go out immediately after. Mean stances himself for a fight. He looks around frantically trying to find some clue to the whereabouts of this hostile presence. It’s completely silent for a couple of seconds before the lights come back on. Suddenly a tall figure is looming over him, cackling maniacally.]
Mean What in the ever loving fuck are you?
William Why, I'm the chef of the house. And it seems like you are the main course for tonight.
Mean Hold it right there Lemon Fuckels, the only thing you’re eating tonight is a knuckle sandwich.
William *heavy and stuttering breaths*
Mean Then again it seems like you’d want that.
William After you, I'll have to find that delicious looking girl that you came in with and have her for dessert.
Mean You touch a single god damn hair on her head and I will turn you into fucking lemonade.
[William’s sickening laughter fills the room as the song begins.]

William Enough playing with my food. It’s time to eat!
Mean *cracks his knuckles* Oh I am going to ENJOY caving your teeth in. C’MERE!
[The front door unlocks and Lila walks in carrying pizzas.]
Lila Hello everyone! I’m back from my errands. I even brought pizz-
[Lila looks over to see William about to attack Mean]
Lila WILLIAM NO! NOT AGAIN!
William Hm?...what? Where am I? *looks down at Mean, who is totally ready to kick him in the dick.* Oh…I lost control again, didn’t I?
Mean (confused as he lowers his guard) What? What do you mean “again”? Don’t think you can get out of this ass beating by playing innocent!
[GF rounds the corner after she heard Lila scream.]
Girlfriend Lila!
Lila Where is my baby?!
Girlfriend He’s safe in his room. What the bloody hell is going on? Who is this dangerous psychopath?! I could hear his laughter throughout the whole house.
[Lila walks over and puts her hand on William’s shoulder.]
Lila This is William. My husband…and Skid’s father.
Girlfriend WHAT?!
Mean (quietly in disbelief) Oh what the hell…
Lila What you just saw…isn’t his usual self. He’s normally a very sweet and caring gentleman, but he’s got this monstrous parasite in him that makes him crave blood and human flesh. He’s always fighting its influence, but I'm guessing it got the better of him and it took over. We’ve taken him to a doctor before. They are a close friend of the family. However…they said that removing the parasite will more than likely kill him. I can’t stand the thought of losing him and I don’t want Skid to potentially lose someone else…(muttering) like he lost Pump.
Lila Please don’t tell anyone about what happened here! The authorities will probably take him away and do terrible experiments on him if they don’t just straight up kill him. PLEASE!
Mean I don’t know if that sounds like a good ide- (GF jabs him in the gut)-OOF
Girlfriend We won’t tell anyone…so long as he continues to keep that damn thing in check.
Lila OH THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! I don’t know how I can possibly repay you two. OH! (she claps her hands together as she gets an idea.) I know where I can start! We are having a Christmas party soon and we’d love to have you over!
Mean Eh…i don’t really kno-…
Girlfriend We’d love to go, Lila!
Lila Great! We’ll see you there!
William *looks down at Mean* I’m…sorry that I attacked you. No hard feelings?
Mean I still don’t trust you, Lemonade.
William Fair….
[Mean and GF both leave the premise, happy that the night ended with no bloodshed or broken teeth. A few seconds after they leave, Lila turns to William.]
Lila Listen William, I need you to try and keep that damn thing in check. I don’t care if you kill the boy, but if you harm that girl, the Dearest family will hunt us to the ends of the earth!
William I know Lila…I know. You said it yourself, I had a moment of weakness and lost control.
Lila I know darling just…you need to be careful, ok? I don’t want to lose you.
[The two of them kiss and embrace as the screen goes black.]

[Golden and GF are on their way to a “fancy restaurant” that Golden found and wants to take GF to. They get lost however, and it looks like a storm is approaching.]
Girlfriend Do you know where you’re going, love?
Golden Kinda? The navigation on the old phone Blue gave me is acting up.
Girlfriend You sure you’re just not using it wrong?
Golden Nah. Blue taught me extensively on how to use it. I can make calls and use Bing maps without much of a problem.
[GF looks up at the dark clouds. It looks like it’s about to rain.]
Girlfriend Looks like a storm is coming. We should see if there is anywhere we can wait it out.
[Golden points out a spooky and decrepit building that’s nearby.]
Golden What about there?
Girlfriend Why would you think going to that spooky and dangerous building would b-...wait a minute. I think that’s Lila’s house! We could totally stop by and ask for directions while we wait out the storm! Good eye Gold!
[Golden and GF approach the building. The building looks to be deserted. Shingles are falling off the roof, planks are missing off the side of it, and everything looks dead. They go to walk up the steps that lead to the porch. Each old and worn wooden step groans out in pain as weight is applied to them. GF goes to knock on the door. As soon as her fist hits the wood, it creaks open.]
Girlfriend It’s unlocked?
[She lightly opens the door while calling out.]
Girlfriend Lila? You here? The door is unlocked!
[Both of them look around the main room, trying to find any sign of life. The floorboards creak and groan as they make their way through the rooms. They make their way into another room where there is a doll laying against a chair.]
Golden Hm? A doll?
[The doll's eyes start glowing as it rises into the air. It suddenly attacks!]

Girlfriend G-Golden! W-why the hell is the doll attacking?!
Golden I dunno. Is that not what it’s supposed to do?
Girlfriend Dolls don’t just attack people you git!
Puppet Leave…now.
Golden The toy talks too?! That’s so cool!
Puppet I’m not a toy! At least…not originally.
Girlfriend W-what? What do you mean?
Puppet I was once a human…just like you. I was friends with the kid who lives here. I was supposed to meet him after school one day but…when I got here, no one was around. When I went to investigate, I was attacked by a monster. It…(shudders)...it ate me.
Girlfriend WHAT?! Why would something like that be around here?! Lila lives here with her son! What did it look like?!
Puppet I don't know. It attacked me from behind. The last thing I saw…or heard…was Lila screaming as I drew my final…agonizing breath. When I came to (the doll looks down at its plush form) I was made into a puppet.
[The puppet looks back up and Golden and GF.]
Puppet That’s why you two need to leave now! This exact scenario played out before I was eaten, and I don't want that to happen to anyone else!
Girlfriend We should listen to the doll, Golden.
Golden Probably…but I want to keep playing with it.
Girlfriend WHAT?!
Golden Blue doesn’t have anything like this at his place. I want to play with it a bit longer.
Puppet If you won’t leave on your own accord…then I’ll MAKE you leave!

Golden GOD DAMN! You are really good! I’m glad I stuck around a bit longer, that was really fun kiddo.
Puppet It…it was. Thank you. Unfortunately…a dark presence is on the way. I’ve done all that I can to get you to leave. I must make sure it doesn’t know I'm here. It was…interesting to meet you. Golden was it?
Golden *grinning* Yup. What’s your name?
Puppet My name…my name is Pump.
Golden Pump…I’ll remember you buddy. Don’t worry, we’ll make it out of here.
Pump I hope you do…farewell.
[The puppet floats back to the chair it once rested upon. The lights in its eyes dimmed as it went back to sleep]
Girlfriend Ok…you got to play with the ghost more. Can we please leg it before the evil thing it was talking about gets here?
Golden Heh…Nope.
Girlfriend What?! Why?!
Golden Because now I wanna see what he meant by evil presence. I wanna go a round with it. *looks at GF* I know you are probably worried, but don’t be! I’ll get us out of here unharmed.
Sinister voice You shouldn’t make a promise if you know you can’t keep it, little yellow morsel.
[Golden starts to speak as he turns to meet the source of the sinister voice.]
Golden The thing is, random sinister voice, I know that I can (he makes eye contact with the creature) keep…that…*pfft*
[Golden busts out laughing as he makes eye contact with William.]
Golden HOLY SHIT! IT’S A TALKING LEMON HA HAHAHAHAHAHA.
William Laugh at my appearance all you want…it’s not gonna save you from ending up as my next meal.
Girlfriend Golden I think he’s seriously going to try and eat us!
Golden He won’t be able to touch me. Watch this!

[William swings at Golden. He ducks under it and jumps away.]
Golden OOO! So close! Wanna try again?
William Stay still, little snack! You’ll only die tired when I catch you.
[He swings wildly at Golden again. He dodges to the left.]
Golden That’s IF you can catch me! *chuckles* You’re swinging like a wild animal dude!
Girlfriend (to herself) He’s acting like he doesn’t have a care in the world…if I didn’t know the context, I would think that they are just playing. How can he be so care free? Is he just naturally fearless…or is he too stupid to know what fear is?...also damn he moves fast!
[Suddenly the front door unlocks and Lila and Skid walk into the house.]
Lila Now let’s see how much homework you have t- (She notices GF standing there) Misses Dearest?! What are you doi- (She looks over to where she is staring and sees William trying, and failing, to eat Golden) WILLIAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[William seems to snap out of a trace. He looks around confused. Golden stops as he sees a change in William.]
William Huh…what?
Lila William, can I talk to you for a second?
[While Lila drags William to the other side of the room. Skid slides over to Golden and GF.]
Skid Hey Misses Dearest. Hello yellow haired person.
Golden Sup dude?
[Skid notices Pump in the chair behind them and picks him up.]
Skid Hey Pump! Did you have fun while I was gone?
Golden I definitely think he did.
Skid Oh? Did you play with him?
Golden *chuckles* Yeah…you could say that.
[Lila comes running back over.]
Lila S-sorry about that. William likes to scare people and it seems like he got a little too into it. *nervous laughter* William is greatly sorry for going overboard with it. W-we were wondering if we can make it up to you by inviting you to a christmas party we are hosting here in a few weeks?
Girlfriend I honestly don’t know if that’s a good ide-
[Golden cuts her off in the middle of her sentence.]
Golden A party?! That sounds like fun! I’m in!
Lila G-great! Alright. Would you kindly leave so we can clean up and I can help Skid with his homework?
[GF and Golden exit out the front door. It shuts quickly behind them.]
Girlfriend I…don’t even know what to say about everything that just happened in the last 15 minutes. (She suddenly remembers why they stopped by the house in the first place.) oh…the rain stopped. Now we can continue to…what was the name of the place?
Golden Some place called Domino’s.
Girlfriend ...Did you just say Domino’s?
Golden Yeah. Looks fancy. I wanna try it.
[She puts her hands together, brings it to her face, and inhales sharply.]
Girlfriend Golden. Honey. You bloody himbo. Domino’s is not a fancy restaurant. It is a pizza joint.
Golden Oh really? The ad mentioned something about garlic knot crust and it looked yummy.
Girlfriend The…ONLY reason I’m not throwing you as hard as I can right now down the hill is because I'm starving and that sounds delicious.
Golden Awesome! Let’s go.
[Golden and GF continue their way to the Domino’s to get a massive pizza.]

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References

↑ https://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1679619385432875011
↑ UniqueGeese (4/5/2021) - Friday Night Funkin' Minus's & Dalia Developer Interview! - IagoAnims, retrieved April 9th, 2023
↑ @FunkinMinus (11/5/2021) - mean and pico know each other for a long time and are ex friends, retrieved April 9th, 2023.
↑ Psych Engine-https://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1689367398091018242
↑ https://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1697967692060201294

[1] ttps://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1679619385432875011

[2] UniqueGeese (4/5/2021) - Friday Night Funkin' Minus's & Dalia Developer Interview! - IagoAnims, retrieved April 9th, 2023

[3] @FunkinMinus (11/5/2021) - mean and pico know each other for a long time and are ex friends, retrieved April 9th, 2023.

[4] Psych Engine-https://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1689367398091018242

[5] ttps://x.com/iagoanimator/status/1697967692060201294

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Characters	Ankha・Blue Baby・ Cablecrow・ Camellia・ Cartoon Cat・ Cassette Girl・ ENA・ Epiphany Monika・ Garcello (Gubuch)・ Gold (Minuschrome・Davidgreen123)・ Hex・ Huggy Wuggy (Endah・kekMogus)・Mario(SMK)・ MissingNo. (EMG478・Penguinsmh)・ Momi・Mono・ Nikusa・ Selever・ Shaggy・ Sky・Sunday・ Sunky.MPEG・ Taeyai・ Tricky (BYOK・EMERALD Zone・ZERO ARTIST)・ Zardy・ Skibidi Toilet

Mods	Friday Night Lullaby・High Effort Minus Tankman (Fan-Made)・Mid-Fight Masses・Bob and Bosip (Just Camilo)・Chaos Series・Eteled・Gacha Mod・Vs. Arch・Vs. Annie・VS. Mandela Catalogue・Vs. Spong・Vs. Taki・Vs. Mokey・Vs. Sonic.Exe (Davidgreen123・EMERALD Zone・Endah・Hottler・Thrownstar)

Reskin/Remixes	GenderSwap Beta Boyfriend・GenderSwap Minus Girlfriend・Playable Minus GF・Playable Minus Soul Boyfriend

Misc. Mods	Artistic Altitude・Doki Doki Takeover・Friday Night At The Club!・Friday Night Funkin': Crystal・Friday Night Funkin’: McMadness・Hazy River・Night of the Funky Bot・Ruria, Racked & Ruined・Soul Venom・Tails Gets Trolled・Vs. Ace・Vs. Henry Stickmin・VS. Immoral Madness・VS. Jenny・Vs. Juko・Vs. Rayna・Vs. RetroSpecter・VS UniqueGeese - Feathery Fight・FNF Weekly・FNF RANDOM WEES

Other	Minus (disambiguation)