Hololive Funkin'/The Adventures of Detective Fubuki Dialogue

Main	Characters (Story Mode \| Freeplay)	Music	Dialogue (Journey to Stardom \| The Adventures of Detective Fubuki)

Shirakami Fubuki Mio? What are you doing here?
Ookami Mio You know very well why I'm here! Someone has to keep you out of trouble, after all!
Shirakami Fubuki Relax, I'll be fine! Has my intuition ever been off before?
Ookami Mio ...
Ookami Mio I have a bad feeling about this, anyways... Every time an "investigation" happens, something always ends up exploding. Usually the hololive office.
Shirakami Fubuki Hey. As long as we aren't in the office, it can't get blown up, right?
Ookami Mio That's some wishful thinking. As long as I'm here, though, why don't we get you warmed up? Hasn't it been like, six months since your last original song?
Shirakami Fubuki Ouch.
Shirakami Fubuki That being said, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try a little!

Post-Tutorial Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki Thanks, Mio. I knew I could count on you.
Ookami Mio Pshh, it's nothing. You know I'd do anything for you, Foob.
Shirakami Fubuki Anything except for call me that ridiculous name, at least.
Ookami Mio Hey, come on now! It's cute!
Shirakami Fubuki That makes two of us, then.
Ookami Mio Fair.
Shirakami Fubuki Come on, then. It's time to get ready for an investigation!

Tutorial Dialogue (Old)[]

Shirakami Fubuki Mio? What are you doing here?
Ookami Mio You know very well why I'm here! Someone has to keep you out of trouble, after all!
Shirakami Fubuki Relax, I'll be fine! Has my intuition ever been off before?
Ookami Mio ....
Shirakami Fubuki Hey. As long as we aren't in the office, it can't get blown up, right?
Ookami Mio That's some wishful thinking. Since I'm here, though, why don't we get you warmed up?
Ookami Mio Hasn't it been like six months since your last original song?
Shirakami Fubuki Ouch.
Shirakami Fubuki That being said, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try a little!

Post-Tutorial Dialogue (Old)[]

Shirakami Fubuki Thanks, Mio. I knew I could count on you.
Ookami Mio Pshh, it's nothing. You know I'd do anything for you, Foob.
Shirakami Fubuki Anything except call me that ridiculous name, at least.
Ookami Mio Hey, come on now! It's cute!
Shirakami Fubuki That makes two of us, then.
Ookami Mio Fair.
Shirakami Fubuki Let's go- it's time to get ready for an investigation!

Live Again Dialogue[]

Mori Calliope I don't quite understand why you've brought me here, Fubuki-senpai.
Shirakami Fubuki Nonsense! Everyone knows even the greatest detectives start by retracing the steps of the culprit!
Mori Calliope They do?
Ookami Mio They don't.
Shirakami Fubuki Oh yeah? Haven't you heard of Dick Gumshoe? Or perhaps Sherlock Holmes?
Ookami Mio Neither of those people are real.
Shirakami Fubuki ...
Shirakami Fubuki Anyways, our culprit is reportedly a musician. So naturally, to get into the shoes of our little suspect, I've taken up singing as well!
Shirakami Fubuki Wanna get started, Calliope-chan?
Mori Calliope Eh, why not?
Mori Calliope Show me what you got, Fubuki-senpai!

Note: Prior to the 6.0.0 update, this dialogue was originally used for RIP.

Red Dialogue[]

Mori Calliope (I wonder why everyone's so interested in rap these days...)
Shirakami Fubuki The suspect I'm looking for was reportedly spotted in this very area, alongside you!
Mori Calliope Really, now? I come here often, so I'm not quite sure I know who you're talking about. Do you have a description?
Shirakami Fubuki Not at all!
Ookami Mio We're uh... usually better at our jobs than this. We weren't given a lot of information to begin with.
Mori Calliope That's fine. I'm sure I can probably help you figure a few things out by the end of this.

Note: Prior to the 6.0.0 update, this dialogue was originally used for Callibattle.

The Grim Reaper is a Live-Streamer Dialogue[]

Mori Calliope Huh. Not bad, Fubuki-senpai!
Mori Calliope Uh, but if you don't mind, I'm kinda on a tight schedule here. I only have enough time for one more song.
Ookami Mio Fubuki, I really think we should just-
Shirakami Fubuki That's quite alright, Calli! Let's do this!
Mori Calliope Ready when you are!
Ookami Mio (Why don't we ever just ask them outright for information?)

Post-The Grim Reaper is a Live-Streamer Dialogue[]

Mori Calliope Damn. Well played, senpai.
Shirakami Fubuki Well played to you too!
Mori Calliope I don't suppose you have the information you need?
Shirakami Fubuki Well!
Shirakami Fubuki Not quite. I suppose investigation isn't as easy as I thought.
Mori Calliope Well, good luck. I'll see you later, alright?
Shirakami Fubuki Yeah! See you!
Shirakami Fubuki Oh well. Let's try finding more clues, Mio.
Shirakami Fubuki Mio?
Ookami Mio Hey, Fubuki.
Shirakami Fubuki Where were you?
Ookami Mio Nowhere, really. But I've done a little investigation of my own - that is, asking around.
Shirakami Fubuki Really? Did you figure anything out?
Ookami Mio Our culprit was last spotted at a run-down house with two other HoloEN members.
Shirakami Fubuki Amazing! So retracing steps really does work!
Ookami Mio Sure it does.
Ookami Mio Let's go then!

Sharkventure Dialogue!![]

Watson Amelia I wonder what Fubuki-senpai needs from us?
Gawr Gura Yeah, and doesn't this place seem familiar?
Watson Amelia Now that you mention it, it does-
Gawr Gura Who turned off the lights?!?
Shirakami Fubuki Watson-kun. Gura-chan. Welcome to my office.
Watson Amelia Fubuki-senpai! What did you need from us?
Shirakami Fubuki Now is not the time for questions, Watson-kun. What I need is answers!
Shirakami Fubuki Mio, show them the slides!
Ookami Mio If you say so...
[First slide displays a right arrow pointing at a picture of a stick figure. The text displays: "Have you seen tthis person? By: Ookami Mio"]
[Second slide displays a diagonal-right arrow pointing at a heart-shaped necklace. The text reads: "Have you seen the nechlkac?e"]
[Third slide displays placeholder text for the title and first bullet as "Click to add title" and "Click to add text" respectively.]
[Fourth slide text reads "Give us answers!!!" It also includes an emoji pointing at the player and an interrogation picture with Fubuki's and Amelia's faces photoshopped onto it.]
[Citations slide displays two bulleted text. First bullet reads: "I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME FUBUKI"; second bullet reads: "I DON'T GET PAYED ENOUGH FOR THIS"]
[Final slide displays the following upside-down text: "YourClic text here"]
Shirakami Fubuki ...
Shirakami Fubuki Mio, your capabilities in graphic design are downright shameful! A true detective is always prepared, no matter what!
Ookami Mio You only gave me 10 minutes to get it ready!
Shirakami Fubuki Hmph! No matter, the investigation must continue.
Gawr Gura Uh, can we go now?
Shirakami Fubuki Wait, wait, wait!
Shirakami Fubuki Can we at least sing a bit to make up for it? I'd hate to have wasted your time like this.
Watson Amelia I don't see why not, let's rock!
Gawr Gura Why can't you ever say no?

Haachama Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki That was really fun!
Gawr Gura Y'know, this place is really starting to seem familiar now.
Watson Amelia Nonsense, Gura. There's no way-
[A creaking noise is heard.]
Akai Haato Oh, guests?
Watson Amelia I spoke too soon, huh?
Akai Haato Ah, if you two aren't the ingredients that got away! Back so soon, aren't you?
Gawr Gura Ame, let's just book it! Ina should be outside already with the car!
Watson Amelia Then get those stubby legs going!
Gawr Gura My legs are not that stubby!!
Akai Haato ...And there they go again.
Akai Haato Oh well. At least I got two brand new ingredients this time!
Ookami Mio ...Eh?
Akai Haato I can't wait to prepare a fox burger with a side of glazed wolf! Surely it'll make up for my previous failure!
Ookami Mio We aren't going to just let her eat us. Isn't that right, Fubuki?
Shirakami Fubuki Alright, Haato. You can eat us.
Ookami Mio Wait, what?!
Shirakami Fubuki IF you can defeat us in a rap battle, that is.
Akai Haato And what if you win?
Shirakami Fubuki You tell us what you know.
Ookami Mio Fubuki, I don't think that's a fair trade!
Akai Haato Deal!
Ookami Mio ...I don't get paid enough for this.
Shirakami Fubuki I don't pay you at all for this.
Ookami Mio Exactly!

Post-Haachama Dialogue[]

Akai Haato Ah, phooey.
Shirakami Fubuki Piece of cake! Now tell us what you know about the necklace thief!
Akai Haato Necklace thief? Necklace thief...
Akai Haato Oh, right!
Akai Haato I was going to make the perfect dish out of them, up until the boss kicked them out and sent me back to work.
Akai Haato Not long after, I looked out of the kitchen to find the necklace was gone from where the boss's wife left it- and all the guests gone before I could find the thief in question.
Akai Haato I recall him sounding rather angry once he found out, tearing up the place looking for the necklace.
Akai Haato Next thing you know, he's on the phone with one of his contacts to get it back "by whatever means necessary".
Shirakami Fubuki Who was his specific contact? Maybe they know something?
Akai Haato I believe it was "Leone," a ruthless silver-haired lioness that was said to never miss her mark back in her heyday.
Shirakami Fubuki A silver-haired lioness who is a gun expert...
Shirakami Fubuki Mio, doesn't that sound a lot like Botan?
Ookami Mio You know, you might actually be onto something for once.
Shirakami Fubuki Eh, for once? I'm right most of the time- err, some of the time.
Shirakami Fubuki Look, a broken clock is at least right twice a day.
Shirakami Fubuki Anyways, I hear that Botan has been seen somewhere downtown.
Shirakami Fubuki But that's a problem for next week!
Ookami Mio Why do we only do detective work one day out of the week?
Shirakami Fubuki Because we have a good work culture, Mio!
Shirakami Fubuki Besides, there's also our main jobs as idols to consider!
Ookami Mio That really feels like a cop-out, Fubuki, but oh well. Let's head to the station next week.
Shirakami Fubuki Roger that!
Akai Haato Take care now!
Akai Haato ...
Akai Haato I'll give her 10 seconds to leave.

Haachama Dialogue (Old)[]

Shirakami Fubuki That was really fun!
Gawr Gura Y'know, this place is really starting to seem familiar now.
Watson Amelia Nonsense, Gura. There's no way-
Akai Haato Oh, guests?
Watson Amelia I spoke too soon, huh?
Akai Haato Ah, if you two aren't the ingredients that got away! Back so soon, aren't you?
Gawr Gura Ame, let's just book it! Ina should be outside already with the car!
Watson Amelia Then get those stubby legs going!
Gawr Gura My legs are not that stubby!!
Akai Haato ...And there they go again.
Akai Haato Oh well. At least I got two brand new ingredients this time!
Ookami Mio ...Eh?
Akai Haato I can't wait to prepare a fox burger with a side of glazed wolf! Surely it'll make up for my previous failure!
Ookami Mio We aren't going to just let her eat us. Isn't that right, Fubuki?
Shirakami Fubuki Alright, Haato. You can eat us.
Ookami Mio Wait, what?!
Shirakami Fubuki IF you can defeat us in a rap battle, that is.
Akai Haato And what if you win?
Shirakami Fubuki You tell us what you know.
Ookami Mio Fubuki, I don't think that's a fair trade!
Akai Haato Deal!
Ookami Mio ...I don't get paid enough for this.
Shirakami Fubuki I don't pay you at all for this.
Ookami Mio Exactly!

Lioness' Pride (Camellia Mix) Dialogue[]

Shishiro Botan This should be his studio...
Shishiro Botan Camellia-san?
Camellia Ah, Botan-san, glad you could make it!
Shishiro Botan I was thrilled to find out you would be in charge of my new song!
Camellia No, the pleasure is all mine. But I do hope you did practice beforehand, Botan-san. We only have a few days before the concert after all.
Camellia Got a special blue-haired friend lined up for the performance, so we have to make sure we get this right!
Shishiro Botan I've been practicing, but I'm a bit nervous performing it in front of you, but I'll do my best!
Camellia Now that's the spirit!
Camellia Alright then, let's take it from the top!

Post-Lioness' Pride (Camellia Mix) Dialogue[]

Camellia That was amazing, Botan-san!
Shishiro Botan Thank you!
Shishiro Botan Sure was nerve wracking, but I feel ready!
Camellia Remember, no performance is perfect.
Camellia Do make sure to keep practicing before the concert!
Camellia Ah, looks like we're running out of time here. I need to meet with more singers soon!
Shishiro Botan Alright, then! I'll stay on top of my practice.
Shishiro Botan Take care Came-san!
Camellia You too, Botan-san! Now then...
Camellia My work sure is cut out for me, getting these girls ready with only a few days before their concert.
Camellia That being said, I sure do love a challenge!

Note: Prior to the 6.0.0 update, this dialogue was originally used for Botan.

Frontlines[]

Shirakami Fubuki I don't get it. There just HAS to be a clue here, Mio-chan!
Ookami Mio We've been out here for 3 hours and no dice. Do you really think we'll find anything?
Shirakami Fubuki Now, now. Mio, did Holmes ever give up his chase of Arsene Lupin so easily?
Ookami Mio *sigh* No, I guess?
Shirakami Fubuki Precisely! Now then!
Shishiro Botan (Who would've thought they would actually stick around for this long?)
Shishiro Botan (Oh well, might as well check what they're up to.)
Shishiro Botan Fubuki-senpai! Mio-senpai! What are you two up to?
Shirakami Fubuki Ah, Botan-chan! We were just doing some detective work, with the occasional musical tomfoolery.
Ookami Mio Please tell me you have a lead for us. I'm tired and want to go home.
Shishiro Botan Ehh, probably don't have a clue what you two are looking for, but if it's music, I'd be down to sing with y'all.
Shirakami Fubuki Well, there's nothing we can do if you don't have a lead, but I'll take you up on the singing!
Ookami Mio Hold on, she doesn't even know what we were looking for-
Shishiro Botan Sounds good, Fubuki-senpai! Let's start!
Ookami Mio ...We're never getting clues, huh?

Lioness' Pride Dialogue[]

Ookami Mio I have to admit that this is a lot of fun. I can't deny it's getting really late, though...
Shishiro Botan Hang on! Before you go, I want to sing one last song. I just got my first original song done, thanks to Camellia-san.
Shishiro Botan I've got a performance, and I was wondering if you want to help me rehearse?
Shirakami Fubuki I'd love to! Can I, Mio?
Ookami Mio Oh, alright. It's too hard to say no to you, anyways.

Post-Lioness' Pride Dialogue[]

Shishiro Botan That was amazing! I hope you two will show up to the concert!
Shirakami Fubuki Of course! Anything for a friend!
Ookami Mio That was a lot of fun, you guys. It's just too bad the trail we've been following is pretty much gone at this point...
Shirakami Fubuki No worries, Mio. We'll pick it back up in no time. Don't you think so?
Ookami Mio ...
Shirakami Fubuki Please say something.
Ookami Mio Do you even have a plan on how we're going to get back in the game?
Shirakami Fubuki I actually do, Mio! Word is that the head of the Kiryu Clan stepped down not too long ago, if anyone has information, it would be her!
Shishiro Botan And where did you get that info?
Shirakami Fubuki Don't worry about it, I keep my dealings with informants confidential.
Ookami Mio Well, it certainly sounds promising. Where do we start looking for her?
Shirakami Fubuki No clue!
Ookami Mio Oh bother.

Friday Night Dialogue[]

Kiryu Coco So she wasn't there either, huh?
Kiryu Coco I never took her to be so elusive!
Kiryu Coco Don't you agree, Kana-tan?
Amane Kanata Yeah, seriously, Kaichou.
Amane Kanata Good thing we can get some sun here, or else all that paperwork would have made us stir crazy!
Kiryu Coco Well, gotta get that sun in quick; I want to be able to help-
Kiryu Coco Hmm? Isn't that--?
Shirakami Fubuki Hey! Coco-san!
Kiryu Coco Fubuki-paisen? And Mio-paisen? What are you doing here?
Shirakami Fubuki Nah, I just have a few questions for you, if you don't mind!
Kiryu Coco Shoot. Though let me warn you, I left the yakuza lifestyle a while ago.
Ookami Mio Actually, that's not why we're here for.
Ookami Mio Word has it that you were spotted with someone we've been chasing after for a while now.
Kiryu Coco (Where have I seen this before?)
Shirakami Fubuki Coco-san, if it's not too much trouble, Mio and I could really use your help with gathering some information on our suspect.
Kiryu Coco Hmm, is that so?
Kiryu Coco Well, the nearest bar's on the other side of town, and we'll need something to do to pass the time on the way there.
Kiryu Coco If you don't mind singing with me a bit, I'll gladly fill you in on everything I know.
Amane Kanata We'll need someone else to drive the other car, though. Our last driver had a bit of an "accident."
Ookami Mio I'm on it. Fubuki, promise you'll be safe?
Shirakami Fubuki I promise. No need to worry about me!

Note: Prior to the 6.0.0 update, this dialogue was originally used for Cinderella.

Baka Mitai Dialogue[]

Kiryu Coco A necklace thief, you say?
Shirakami Fubuki Indeed. Do you know anyone that fits that description?
Kiryu Coco (Hmm... I do, but if it's who I'm thinking of...)
[A honking sound is heard.]
Shishiro Botan Yo! Coco-chan! What's up?
Shirakami Fubuki Botan-san? What are you doing here?!
Shishiro Botan Taking a joyride, of course! Nothing better than feeling the winds of an Ijincho overpass!
Omaru Polka THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS BETTER, BELIEVE ME!
Shirakami Fubuki How nonsensical! I guess this is the kind of stuff that only happens in Yokohama!

Gangimari Dialogue[]

Shishiro Botan So, Fubuki! Did you ever find that necklace thief?
Shirakami Fubuki I'm on the case right now! Speaking of, Coco-chan, do you have any idea where the culprit is now?
Kiryu Coco I'm not entirely sure, but I think we're almost to the bar. Maybe I'll tell you on the way back, alright?
Shirakami Fubuki Sounds good to me!

Hands Dialogue[]

Kiryu Coco Here we are! Welcome to Survive Bar, young fox.
Shirakami Fubuki I had no idea this place existed! This is amazing!
Ookami Mio I have to admit, this place is really classy. It's got a certain feel to it.
Kiryu Coco How about one more song, Fubuki-paisen? There's a karaoke machine here.
Shirakami Fubuki Alright! Which one?
Kiryu Coco One that I like to sing on very special occasions, of course.
Kiryu Coco Let's end this night with a bang!

Post-Hands Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki That was so fun!
Shirakami Fubuki I've... honestly really missed this.
Kiryu Coco Hmm? What's wrong?
Shirikami Fubuki Coco, we miss you. All of us do. It's felt so empty back at the Hololive office with you gone.
Kiryu Coco ...
Kiryu Coco I understand, Fubuki.
Kiryu Coco But it was a necessary step for me to take in pursuing my dreams.
Kiryu Coco My time as an idol may have been short-lived, but I'll tell you for sure that it was definitely one of the greatest parts of my life.
Kiryu Coco Leaving both my idol and yakuza lives behind was one of the hardest decisions of my life.
Kiryu Coco However, it was looking at my life from a different angle that gave me a new outlook on things.
Kiryu Coco In the end, it truly allowed me to be free.
Shirakami Fubuki Well... I'm glad you're happy, Coco-chan!
Kiryu Coco And one more thing, Fubuki. This necklace thief you're after... Maybe you ought to consider that they might not be such a bad person after all.
Shirakami Fubuki Well, now you're not making any sense at all!
Kiryu Coco Touche. Just promise me you two won't get yourselves into trouble, alright?
Shirakami Fubuki I promise.
Ookami Mio Seconded. Fubuki, do you have any plans for next week?
Shirakami Fubuki I suppose not. Why do you ask?
Ookami Mio Ah, no reason. Let's get back home, alright?
Shirakami Fubuki Aye!
Kiryu Coco ...
Kiryu Coco Bless their hearts. I at least hope everything ends up alright for those two.
Amane Kanata Kinda reminds you of us, doesn't it?
Kiryu Coco Heh, I guess so.

Friday Night Dialogue (Old)[]

Kiryu Coco Another clan crisis averted.
Kiryu Coco I guess they weren't kidding when they said it was hard to escape from this lifestyle.
Kiryu Coco Isn't that right, Fifth Chairman?
Amane Kanata Aw, ease up, dear Fourth Chairman!
Amane Kanata I'll buy you a drink, courtesy of the Kiryu Clan.
Kiryu Coco Hey, I ain't yakuza anymore! No need to keep calling me by that title, Kanatan.
Kiryu Coco Hmm? Isn't that--?
Shirakami Fubuki Hey! Coco-san!
Kiryu Coco Fubuki-paisen? And Mio-paisen? What are you doing here?
Shirakami Fubuki Nah, I just have a few questions for you, if you don't mind!
Kiryu Coco Shoot. Though let me warn you, I left the yakuza lifestyle a while ago.
Ookami Mio Actually, that's not why we're here for.
Ookami Mio Word has it that you were spotted with someone we've been chasing after for a while now.
Kiryu Coco (Where have I seen this before?)
Shirakami Fubuki Coco-san, if it's not too much trouble, Mio and I could really use your help with gathering some information on our suspect.
Kiryu Coco Hmm, is that so?
Kiryu Coco Well, the nearest bar's on the other side of town, and we'll need something to do to pass the time on the way there.
Kiryu Coco If you don't mind singing with me a bit, I'll gladly fill you in on everything I know.
Amane Kanata Not at all! We'll need someone else to drive the other car, though. Our last driver had a bit of an "accident."
Ookami Mio I'm on it. Fubuki, promise you'll be safe?
Shirakami Fubuki I promise. No need to worry about me!

Hinotori Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki Mio-chan, what are we doing here? We're not gonna find any clues here.
Ookami Mio Exactly. I thought we needed a change of pace, that's all.
Ookami Mio We've gone all this time with trails leading us nowhere. I thought it'd be nice to take some time to ourselves, you know?
Shirakami Fubuki You might be right there, Mio. Investigation has been getting rather tiring lately.
Shirakami Fubuki Not to mention I've missed spending time with you outside of our jobs, too.
Ookami Mio That's the spirit!
Ookami Mio That being said, I really wonder why they got these Christmas decorations up. Isn't it still August?
Shirakami Fubuki I do remember hearing a promotional event being run here, some kinda "seasons greetings" being handled by Tako Eats.
Ookami Mio Wonder who's running it?
Ninomae Ina'nis Come one, come all!
Ookami Mio Oh, Ina-chan! It's so nice to see you here!
Ninomae Ina'nis I-Ina? I don't see an Ina here! You guys must be out of your minds.
Shirakami Fubuki Silly, we can see your hair-
Ninomae Ina'nis Psst. I'm playing a character here! If you don't mind, could you two help me out? My coworkers called in sick today, and I need people to help hand out flyers.
Ninomae Ina'nis It'll be really quick!
Shirakami Fubuki Alright!
Ookami Mio I'll pass on the goofy looking outfit.
Ookami Mio But I'll gladly help you, Ina-chan!
Ninomae Ina'nis Great! Here's an outfit for you, Fubuki-senpai. Mio, here are a few things I need you to give-
Mori Calliope Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Ninomae Ina'nis (Oh boy.)
Mori Calliope Dressing up as Ina to make a joke of my past failure, huh? You may have fooled me last time, Santa, but I can see right through you this time!
Mori Calliope Besides, IRyS told me all about your tricks!
IRyS Yeah!
Ninomae Ina'nis Huh? What do you mean?
Mori Calliope All these children you never bring presents, your supposed ability to deliver dreams in a night, it's all a conspiracy!
Ninomae Ina'nis Woah, woah, let's calm down now! I'm sure we can reason this all out.
Takanashi Kiara Yeah, hold on, Calli, I'm sure it's another misunderstanding.
Mori Calliope No can do, Kusotori, I owe this to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Mori Calliope And I will handle this the only way I know.
Mori Calliope Violence.
Takanashi Kiara CALLI! We can't do this again! We almost got into a heap of trouble the last time-
Mori Calliope You get to sit on my lap again, Kusotori.
Takanashi Kiara On second thought, you're right!
Takanashi Kiara FUCK SANTA!
Ookami Mio Fubuki, we gotta help Ina-chan! Who knows what might happen?
Shirakami Fubuki Hold on, I just got done changing!
Shirakami Fubuki But I'm on the case!
Shirakami Fubuki Hey, Calli-chan!
Mori Calliope Oh! Hey Fubuki-senpai, didn't see you there!
Shirakami Fubuki If you don't mind, would you like to sing some Christmas themed songs?
Mori Calliope ...You know what, sure.
Takanashi Kiara Better not try any funny business, Santa.
Ninomae Ina'nis Ha ha... will do...

Fry Fry Party Dialogue[]

Mori Calliope Nice beats, Fubuki-senpai!
Shirakami Fubuki Thanks! Now, if you could kindly put the gun down...
Mori Calliope Hm? No way, Fubuki. I've already lost this opportunity once.
Mori Calliope I gotta make this right! It's for the good in the world!
Ookami Mio Are you insane? Can't you see that's clearly Ina-chan?
Shirakami Fubuki Really, Calliope-san! How can you not recognize your own genmate?
Mori Calliope Well... I suppose I might be making a mistake again...
IRyS Don't listen to them, Calli! Remember what I told you!
Mori Calliope That's right! I knew Santa would try to corrupt you two with his promises of a false glory!
Shirakami Fubuki what
Mori Calliope If I can't convince you... I'll just have to make you believe me with a Christmas carol of my own!
Takanashi Kiara Isn't it my song?
Mori Calliope Silence, Kusotori! It's time to rock!

Red and Black Dialogue[]

Takanashi Kiara That was so much fun!
Takanashi Kiara But... Calli, as much as I love singing with you, and sitting on your lap, and feeling the warmth of your touch-
Mori Calliope Um, Kusotori?
Takanashi Kiara Right right, I just need to tell you, Calli!
Takanashi Kiara That's not Santa, and no matter how many times we come to this mall, it won't be Santa, because he isn't real!
Mori Calliope W-Wuh...?
Takanashi Kiara That's Ina wearing the festive outfit, Calli! Just like last time!
Mori Calliope So, you're saying Santa ISN'T real?
Takanashi Kiara Exactly!
Mori Calliope ...
Mori Calliope What a relief! Turns out the only reason I never got presents as a young reaper was because he never existed in the first place!
Takanashi Kiara You're... taking this awfully well.
Mori Calliope I just had my whole world turned upside down, so it'll take some time to hit.
Mori Calliope Let's go home, Kusotori. Maybe we can watch a movie or something together.
Takanashi Kiara Just as long as it isn't Shrek 4, okay?
Mori Calliope DAMN IT!
Ninomae Ina'nis Well, that was certainly interesting.
Ninomae Ina'nis Do you two still want to help hand these flyers out?
Shirakami Fubuki I suppose we still have time. Mio, maybe we should-
Shirakami Fubuki ...
Shirakami Fubuki Maybe I spoke too soon.
Ookami Mio I don't like this. What's going on?
Shirakami Fubuki Relax, Mio, it's probably just a blackout or something. Ina, can you hear us?
Ookami Mio W-What the hell?!
Akai Haato Hello, succulent ones! Miss me?
Ookami Mio No no no no, let us out of here!
Shirakami Fubuki Relax, Mio! I'll protect you!
Akai Haato There's no way I'm letting you get away this time! Not like my last two ingredients who escaped...
Akai Haato I'll make sure to cook you two just right!
Shirakami Fubuki Haato, you're insane, but if it's a fight you want, then I'd do anything to protect Mio!

Post-Red and Black Dialogue[]

Ookami Mio Where did the lights go?!?!
Shirakami Fubuki Mio, calm down, it's okay!
Ookami Mio WHERE'S THE EXIT?!
Shirakami Fubuki There, I see a door!
Ookami Mio C'MON, OPEN, OPEN!!!
Akai Haato Oh, don't think you're getting away that easily!
Ookami Mio OPEN, YOU STUPID DOOR!!
Shirakami Fubuki Woah!
Shirakami Fubuki ...
Shirakami Fubuki Huh... Where are we?
Shirakami Fubuki The mall?
Shirakami Fubuki Oww... My head hurts.
Shirakami Fubuki Wait, Mio!
Shirakami Fubuki Mio? C'mon, Mio, wake up.
Shirakami Fubuki Hey, this isn't funny, Mio.
Shirakami Fubuki MIO! MIO!
Ookami Mio Mhh... Huh....
Ookami Mio Where are we...
Ookami Mio Wait, Fubuki... Why are you crying?
Shirakami Fubuki Mio! You're okay! I thought I lost you!
Ookami Mio I'm not leaving you anytime soon, Fubuki..
Shirakami Fubuki Guess I royally screwed up this time, huh.
Ookami Mio Hey, don't get so down. We're safe, and that's all that matters.
Ookami Mio Besides, this thief isn't going to catch themselves, are they?
Shirakami Fubuki Y'know what? You're right Mio.
Shirakami Fubuki A great detective never backs down!
Shirakami Fubuki But for now, let's take a bit of time to ourselves.
Ookami Mio I would love that Fubuki.

Hinotori Dialogue (Old)[]

Shirakami Fubuki Mio-chan, what are we doing here? We're not gonna find any clues here.
Ookami Mio Exactly. I thought we needed a change of pace, that's all.
Ookami Mio We've gone all this time with trails leading us nowhere. I thought it'd be nice to take some time to ourselves, you know?
Shirakami Fubuki You might be right there, Mio. Investigation has been getting rather tiring lately.
Shirakami Fubuki Not to mention I've missed spending time with you outside of our jobs, too.
Ookami Mio That's the spirit!
Ookami Mio That being said, I really wonder why they got these Christmas decorations up. Isn't it still August?
Shirakami Fubuki I do remember hearing a promotional event being run here, some kinda "seasons greetings" being handled by Tako Eats.
Ookami Mio Wonder who's running it?
Ninomae Ina'nis Come one, come all!
Ookami Mio Oh, Ina-chan! It's so nice to see you here!
Ninomae Ina'nis I-Ina? I don't see an Ina here! You guys must be out of your minds.
Shirakami Fubuki Silly, we can see your hair-
Ninomae Ina'nis Psst. I'm playing a character here! If you don't mind, could you two help me out? My coworkers called in sick today, and I need people to help hand out flyers.
Ninomae Ina'nis It'll be really quick!
Shirakami Fubuki Alright!
Ookami Mio I'll pass on the goofy looking outfit.
Ookami Mio But I'll gladly help you, Ina-chan!
Ninomae Ina'nis Great! Here's an outfit for you, Fubuki-senpai. Mio, here are a few things I need you to give-
Mori Calliope Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Ninomae Ina'nis (Oh boy.)
Mori Calliope Dressing up as Ina to make a joke of my past failure, huh? You may have fooled me last time, Santa, but I can see right through you this time!
Mori Calliope Besides, IRyS told me all about your tricks!
IRyS Yeah!
Ninomae Ina'nis Huh? What do you mean?
Mori Calliope All these children you never bring presents, your supposed ability to deliver dreams in a night, it's all a conspiracy!
Ninomae Ina'nis Woah, woah, let's calm down now! I'm sure we can reason this all out.
Takanashi Kiara Yeah, hold on, Calli, I'm sure it's another misunderstanding.
Mori Calliope No can do, Kusotori, I owe this to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Mori Calliope And I will handle this the only way I know.
Mori Calliope Violence.
Takanashi Kiara CALLI! We can't do this again! We almost got into a heap of trouble the last time-
Mori Calliope You get to sit on my lap again, Kusotori.
Takanashi Kiara On second thought, you're right!
Takanashi Kiara FUCK SANTA!
Ookami Mio Fubuki, we gotta help Ina-chan! Who knows what might happen?
Shirakami Fubuki Hold on, I just got done changing!
Shirakami Fubuki But I'm on the case!
Shirakami Fubuki Hey, Calli-chan!
Mori Calliope Oh! Hey Fubuki-senpai, didn't see you there!
Shirakami Fubuki If you don't mind, would you like to sing some Christmas themed songs?
Mori Calliope ...You know what, sure.
Takanashi Kiara Better not try any funny business, Santa.
Ninomae Ina'nis Ha ha...

Post-Red and Black Dialogue (Old)[]

Ookami Mio Where did the lights go?!?!
Shirakami Fubuki Mio, calm down, it's okay!
Ookami Mio WHERE'S THE EXIT?!
Shirakami Fubuki There, I see a door!
Ookami Mio C'MON, OPEN, OPEN!!!
Akai Haato Oh, don't think you're getting away that easily!
Ookami Mio OPEN, YOU STUPID DOOR!!
Shirakami Fubuki Woah!
Shirakami Fubuki ...
Shirakami Fubuki Huh... Where are we?
Shirakami Fubuki The mall?
Shirakami Fubuki Oww... My head hurts.
Shirakami Fubuki Wait, Mio!
Ookami Mio ...
Shirakami Fubuki Mio? C'mon, Mio, wake up.
Shirakami Fubuki Hey, this isn't funny, Mio.
Shirakami Fubuki MIO! MIO!
Ookami Mio Mhh... Huh....
Ookami Mio Where are we...
Ookami Mio Wait, Fubuki... Why are you crying?
Shirakami Fubuki Mio! You're okay! I thought I lost you!
Ookami Mio I'm not leaving you anytime soon, Fubuki..
Shirakami Fubuki Guess I royally screwed up this time, huh.
Ookami Mio Hey, don't get so down. We're safe, and that's all that matters.
Ookami Mio Besides, this thief isn't going to catch themselves, are they?
Shirakami Fubuki Y'know what? You're right Mio.
Shirakami Fubuki A great detective never backs down!
Shirakami Fubuki But for now, let's take a bit of time to ourselves.
Ookami Mio I would love that Fubuki.

Note: Oasis and Violet do not have any dialogue.

Takodachill Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki Ina-chan, we're here!
Ninomae Ina'nis Ah, Fubuki-senpai, Mio-senpai, welcome!
Ninomae Ina'nis Please come in and make yourselves at home. I'll go see if the snacks are ready.
Ookami Mio Thank you, Ina-chan!
Shirakami Fubuki Ahh, Ina's place is the best!
Shirakami Fubuki Everything here is so comfy and nice~
Shirakami Fubuki All that's left is a nice pillow to rest on.
Ookami Mio I think you're making yourself at home too quickly...
Ninomae Ina'nis Here are the snacks! Please, enjoy!
Shirakami Fubuki Yay, takoyaki!
Shirakami Fubuki Ah, this is a great opportunity!
Shirakami Fubuki While we snack, why don't we ask a few questions to you, Ina?
Ninomae Ina'nis Questions, huh?
Ninomae Ina'nis Sure, I don't see why not.
[10 minutes of snacking and questioning...]
Ninomae Ina'nis Haachama, huh?
Ninomae Ina'nis I didn't see her when I was at the mall while doing my side job.
Ookami Mio Is that so?
Ookami Mio Well, it can't be helped. We appreciate you with helping us though, Ina-chan.
Ninomae Ina'nis My pleasure.
Shirakami Fubuki Hold on! There's one big thing to say!
Ookami Mio (Hold on, is she going to-)
Shirakami Fubuki Ina-chan, you gotta rap battle with me!
Ookami Mio (Of course...)
Ninomae Ina'nis A rap battle, huh?
Ninomae Ina'nis Sure, why not?
Shirakami Fubuki Yay!
Ookami Mio (Well... I guess we can take it easy like this.)

Post-Violet Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki That was so fun!
Ninomae Ina'nis I'm glad to hear it!
Ookami Mio You both did great!
Ookami Mio Though, I must admit that it has gotten late.
Shirakami Fubuki Ah, guess we got carried away, huh?
Ninomae Ina'nis Well, I'm at least glad that we all had fun here.
Shirakami Fubuki Yeah!
Ninomae Ina'nis Ah, before you two go.
Ninomae Ina'nis Since you two are on the case about Haachama, you should at least know this:
Ninomae Ina'nis "Whatever you have eliminated all which is impossible..."
Ninomae Ina'nis "then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Shirakami Fubuki Woooah, so wise, Ina-chan!
Ookami Mio That is rather profound. Where did you hear that?
Ninomae Ina'nis Just from a certain detective.
Ninomae Ina'nis Now stay safe out there, Fubuki-senpai, and Mio-senpai!
Shirakami Fubuki See you later!!

Son Dialogue[]

Yukoku Roberu Oh, the new student has arrived!
Shirakami Fubuki Oh wow, Roberu!!
Yukoku Roberu Goodness, were you that excited to see me?
Shirakami Fubuki Of course, this game world is so immersive!
Yukoku Roberu ... Game world?
Ookami Mio Fubuki!! You can't just run ahead and tell them they all live in a game world!
Shirakami Fubuki Naaah, it's okay! They don't have that kind of programming, right?
Yukoku Roberu What exactly are you two talking about?
Shirakami Fubuki See, this is okay!
Shirakami Fubuki Watch this: Roberu, I want to rap battle with you!
Yukoku Roberu Wh- Rap battle?
Shirakami Fubuki Yeah!
Ookami Mio Is the first thing you do with everybody is rap battle with them?
Yukoku Roberu Well, this should be okay, I think.
Yukoku Roberu After all, as the winning son, I think I can serenade you all with my skill of rap battling!
Ookami Mio (Oh bother...)
Ookami Mio (Well this is a game, so I guess it doesn't hurt to see what happens?)

Yummy Dialogue[]

Ookami Mio Roberu?!
Shirakami Fubuki Okayu!!
Nekomata Okayu Hey you two, how's it going?
Ookami Mio How's it going? The better question is if Roberu is okay!
Nekomata Okayu Nah, he's fine; I'm sure he'll be back on his feet later.
Nekomata Okayu Now then, new student, what say you and I get together during lunch and learn more about each other?
Shirakami Fubuki Oh~ Okauy the sweet talker~ Talk like that, and Korone will jump through this monitor and destroy us!
Ookami Mio Please don't jinx us like that, Fubuki...
Shirakami Fubuki Anyway, I'll have to decline your offer!
Nekomata Okayu Well, why not settle this with a rap battle?
Ookami Mio Fubuki, don't say-
Shirakami Fubuki YES! I would love that!
Ookami Mio ...

Sinner Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki That was super fun!
Ookami Mio It did look fun, yes!
Shirakami Fubuki Well, Okayu, how do you feel now?
Nekomata Okayu How do I feel?
Nekomata Okayu ... I'm feeling pretty angry right now.
Shirakami Fubuki Ehh? It's so rare to see you this upset!
Ookami Mio Okayu has always been a cool cat.
Ookami Mio To see her angry like this is a change of pace...
Nekomata Okayu Another round, come on.
Nekomata Okayu This time, I'm going to win, and you're coming with me to lunch.
Shirakami Fubuki Sure! But that's only if you win!

D.O.O.G. Dialogue[]

Ookami Mio The console broke?!
Shirakami Fubuki Aw... and I was hoping for another song with Okayu!
Ookami Mio Our main concern should be trying to tell Korone that the console broke like this!
Shirakami Fubuki We can tell that to Korone now, especially since she's right behind you!
Ookami Mio Wait what-?
Inugami Korone ...
Ookami Mio K-Korone!
Shirakami Fubuki Korone!! Glad you're back with the snacks, but they're on the ground now after you dropped them...
Shirakami Fubuki So get this: we were having fun playing with Okayu in the game, and she wanted to keep singing with us!
Shirakami Fubuki She was so insistent on it; she really wanted to take me out to lunch!
Ookami Mio F-Fubuki, I think you should stop talking right now-
Inugami Korone No no, please keep talking. I really want to know more.
Inugami Korone Every. Single. Detail.
Shirakami Fubuki Of course!

Post-D.O.O.G. Dialogue[]

Ookami Mio When did you get that DS?
Shirakami Fubuki I keep it with me on the go! After all, what if we're waiting in a long line, and I get super bored waiting!
Ookami Mio To think you had something like that...
Nekomata Okayu Hey guys, are you having fun?
Inugami Korone Oh, Okayu!!!
Nekomata Okayu Hey, Koro-san. Why don't you grab some of the snacks from the kitchen? I'll go clean up the mess here.
Inugami Korone Sure thing!!
Nekomata Okayu Ah, there she goes.
Ookami Mio Thanks for saving us, Okayu.
Nekomata Okayu You're welcome. Why don't you two get going? I think if Koro-san saw you two again, she'd probably go crazy over the console.
Nekomata Okayu This is the second time a console had to break too.
Shirakami Fubuki Oh? Second console?
Nekomata Okayu Yeah, a few peeps came over last week and broke the first one.
Ookami Mio Oh, a lead!! Do you happen to know where these peeps are?
Nekomata Okayu Nah, I don't recall.
Shirakami Fubuki Aw, phooey.
Ookami Mio But wasn't it a week ago that it happened?
Nekomata Okayu It was, but I guess I was too tired to remember that part.
Ookami Mio Well, it's alright.
Ookami Mio Let's get going, Fubuki. We can probably gather our thoughts back at home.
Shirakami Fubuki Sounds good! See you later, Okayu!

Killer Scream Dialogue[]

Shirakami Fubuki Mio, why did you take me here?
Ookami Mio These fields are never occupied, and the nearest city is miles from here.
Ookami Mio It's a perfect place to practice your singing, don't you think?
Shirakami Fubuki Would've chosen a place with better acoustics, myself...
Ookami Mio What was that?
Shirakami Fubuki Never mind, I guess it wouldn't hurt to get a bit of practice in-
Uruha Rushia Reveal yourself.
Ookami Mio Wait, Rushia-chan? Is that you?
Uruha Rushia Fubuki-senpai? Mio-senpai? You two should know better than this.
Uruha Rushia These are sacred grounds. What do you think you're doing?
Shirakami Fubuki I'm not really sure anymore, to be honest.
Uruha Rushia You think this is FUNNY? Your very presence SOILS this area! I should have you two resurrected as lowly fandeads for even DARING to-
Ookami Mio Wait, Rushia-chan, can't we talk about this, idol to idol?
Shirakami Fubuki Yeah, maybe you'd rather join us and sing? Surely all that necromancer business gets boring every now and then!
Uruha Rushia Singing, huh?
Uruha Rushia I guess it'd be more enjoyable than thrashing you two. But first, I want to make a few things clear.
Ookami Mio Hm?
Uruha Rushia Screw up, and you're done for. Got it?
Shirakami Fubuki Okay!