Notices: Stub, Joke, Outdated
“What the fuck is this?!”
― Suction Cup Man
Suction Cup Man is a character created by Piemations and modded in by polaroid119. Inspired by a real life incident when a man decided to climb the Trump Tower with only suction cups, Piemations made this man. However, he doesn't climb for girls or money, he just climbs because it's "fucking funny". His words, not ours.
Suction Cup Man wears a purple shirt, with a blue bicycle helmet, a dark blue backpack with gray straps, his signature red suction cups, and black shoes. He has brown hair, black eyes, and has a stubble for a beard.
- As said before, Suction Cup Man was inspired by a real life event, in which a 19 year old Stephen Rogata tried to climb up Trump Tower, back when Trump was still president. He was later caught, arrested, and is now currently in a psychiatric home to get help.
- "Suction" is Suction Cup Man's Theme Song by Piemations.
- Despite being stated by himself as being "unkillable", he "died" in Episode 3. He's okay, though. After a minor scuffle with Satan, he managed to make it out safe and sound... much to the dismay of the severely injured Business Man.
- Suction Cup Man's week's name, according to the demo, is just "FUCK YOU!".
- Despite Suction Cup Man appearing nowhere in the demo, it seems that his old files and stuff were left over in the demo's files.
- Suction Cup Man's mod is also one of the few to have smear frames, in this case, it's before the "ey!" animation.
- According to Piemations, Suction Cup Man is Asexual Panromantic. 
- Suction Cup Man has originated on both Youtube and Newgrounds in "Suction Cup Man (South Park Inspired Animation)" with a majority of episodes being uploaded on Youtube afterwards and then the entirety being uploaded onto Newgrounds in 2021 for the uncensored release of episode 4
- Polaroid119 said on her twitter that Suction Cup Man is getting a second week
- This week will feature 3 new songs: Climbing, Towers, and Look at Me Go.
- The first song for Suction Cup Man will be 2 minutes and 16 seconds long.
Cameos in other mods
Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Suction Cup Man's story.
- In Times & Tribulations (Vs. Omega), he can be seen during the intro cutscene.
- In The Date Week, he can be seen as a drawing during the credits.
- In a teaser for a song in VS Nonsense, he can be seen climbing another tower in the backround.
Note 1: Normie replaces Easy.
Note 2: Average replaces Normal.
Note 3: Etterna replaces Hard.
Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound
Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour
You can't kill me I'm way too cool,
I'm smudging up your windows, fool!
Suction Cup Man (Hey thats me!)
His name is Suction Cup Man (Fuck yeah it is!)
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (I have my own theme song!)
Fuck yeah lets do another verse!
Fuck your shit, I'm going up
You can't unsuck my suction cups
There's so much stuff I've yet to climb,
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I'm climbing up so far I'll play a tune on my guitar
I don't climb for girls or money. I climb 'cuz it's fucking funny
Suction Cup Man (It's me again!)
His name is Suction Cup Man (My favorite words are the vulgar ones!)
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Thats the shit I'm talking about!)
Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!
Climbs the towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skills
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still.
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But his signs of stopping never show
He'll climb anything he's a pro
As he's shouting look at me go!
His name is
Suction Cup Man
Fuck you he's
His name is Suction Cup Man
Suction Cup Man (One more time baby, oh lord!)
His name is Suction Cup Man
I'm like a superhero but fuckin pointless!
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Just try to get me off your tower!)
Mario: Time to take a piss.
Splashing can be heard as Mario takes a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.
Mario: I might do it focking later.
Goomba: No! I'm a motherfocking enemy. You're supposed to jump at me.
Mario: Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants second first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFOCKER!
Mario: Let me get my pants first.
Goomba: sigh Fine.
Smudge DialogueBoyfriend: It's nothing, let's just get to it now.
Nark DialogueBoyfriend: Oh it's on!
Mr.Guy Business: I knew it, you piece of shit!
Mr.Guy Business: I just wanted to catch you in the act! I just KNEW I couldn't trust you!
Mr.Guy Business: Get the f*ck off of my tower or else I'll use the window cleaner again!Suction Cup Man: Whatever, let's do this last song and be done with it.
Kim-Jong-Un: AYE! What the F*CK are you doing!?
Kim-Jong-Un: Why MY missile?
Kim-Jong-Un: You're delaying my plans to bomb America!
Kim-Jong-Un: What was that?
Kim-Jong-Un: What is happening?
Kim-Jong-Un: Wait, you're trying to DISARM it!?
Kim-Jong-Un: Get off of my missile this INSTANT!Boyfriend: don't care
Look At Me Go Dialogue